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Date: 02/28/11 12:38 PM

42 Responses to Will Technology Ever Cease? Answer: NO! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Nneri
    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    Link: Will Technology Ever Cease? Answer: NO! - The future toilet paper is now!
  2. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    lol
  3. Profile photo of nastyn800
    nastyn800 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Oh thank god. Never again will I have to struggle while... well Idk what this is for I guess
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    I ask my self how human kind have survived until today without this technology.
  5. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    As long as it can be used to sell us crap, no it wont stop.
  6. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    How anal do you have to be to need this feature on your toilet paper.

    See what I did there??
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    F that complicated crap, I`m sticking with the Three Seashells.
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    Was about damn time!
  9. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    Yes. I like this. Also warning us to close a matchbook cover before striking has helped me for years.
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    it`s so it isn`t all stickied down at the start and you shred the first 5 layers just trying to get to it.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    Now if they can only make it so the roll only goes on the "RIGHT WAY"
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    Yes that was a troll post ... let the games begin. Muhahahahaha
  12. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    oooo technology!!!
  13. Profile photo of TurkeyInButt
    TurkeyInButt Male 18-29
    101 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    Three seashells. Haha Demolition Man. Did they ever explain how that worked? I would really like to know how they wiped their asses with a shell.
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    jsatan Male 18-29
    256 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    @TurkeyInButt, nooooooo you did just say that. lol. google it.
  15. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Finally people too feeble to tear through a piece of tissue will be free from skidmarks. All of humanity should rejoice!
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    whoa
  17. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    What i`m amazed at is all of you have that issue and dont simply take the corners of te start and pull, it pops off -_-...
  18. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    513 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    Toilet paper: The one thing that NEVER! EVER! has to go on sale. Because even if it were $50 a roll, you`d -still- buy it.
  19. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    @Aeladil unoriginal post is unoriginal
  20. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    And on that note, I`d like to add a bit of advice. Never buy cheap toilet paper. I don`t care how poor you are. Always buy the good stuff. It`s just simply worth it, people.
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    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    @DCBizzle mean guy is pretty mean
  22. Profile photo of biobiobio
    biobiobio Male 18-29
    9 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    i don`t get it
  23. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    do want.
  24. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    ah... but how does it handle fap-juice?! :-)
  25. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    @AnImbroglio
    Agree on that one, also get a good bed, pillows and mattress, you spend at least 6 hours a day on it.
    Add to the list: toothbrush, toothpaste, shoes, and most important, technology, never ever ever cut expenses on tech stuff, what comes cheap now , will cost you later
  26. Profile photo of IminurHaus
    IminurHaus Male 18-29
    38 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    beware brothers and sisters, the toilet paper revolution is a hand!
  27. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    :P
  28. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    finally!
  29. Profile photo of jburgh
    jburgh Male 18-29
    37 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    Great. Somethin else to put batteries in.
  30. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    Now if they can just make lazy fcks hang it the right way around...
  31. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    Drat, I just bought the old model toilet paper without the easy start technology. Drat you Steve Jobs!
  32. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    Woo! Finally someone does something about the stoneage-toilet papers we have!

    Now all we need is a high-tech apple toiletpaperholder with a monitor that shows how much paper is left, how much toilet paper you take in average and calculate from there how many wipes you have left before you need to change, because thats totally not the machines job.
  33. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:35 am
    When do we get the 3 seashells?
  34. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:46 am
    iToilet Roll?
  35. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:23 am
    >:( Make one with a sensor that feels when your hand is near. after it calculates how much you will need depending on the wetness and amount of farts you release.
    If no sound is heard it should read the persons fingerprints and roll out the persons preferred amount in custom sectioned paper for preference (can be achieved by having the paper go through a little hole punching feeder)
    The paper should have nano threated fibers optimized for maximum ARMOR.. pew pew pew. Maximum SPEED, tap tap tap tap. Maximum STEALTH, huh?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 6:57 am
    I dont think Im upgrading to the new roll.
  37. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    Um... ok then.
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    wow
  39. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 12:46 am
    maybe they finally stopped gluing down that first farking square?!
  40. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 2:43 am
    XD @Trypno so true >-(
  41. Profile photo of sethel99
    sethel99 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 11:02 am
    HOORAYYY FOR TECHNOLOGY!!!
  42. Profile photo of ZiggZagg
    ZiggZagg Male 13-17
    243 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:26 am
    I use them... lol

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