Will Technology Ever Cease? Answer: NO! [Pic]

Submitted by: Nneri 6 years ago in Funny

The future toilet paper is now!
There are 42 comments:
Male 243
I use them... lol
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Male 2
HOORAYYY FOR TECHNOLOGY!!!
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Male 3,076
XD @Trypno so true >-(
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Male 474
maybe they finally stopped gluing down that first farking square?!
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Male 25,417
wow
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Male 2,748
Um... ok then.
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Male 6,694
I dont think Im upgrading to the new roll.
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Male 1,526
>:( Make one with a sensor that feels when your hand is near. after it calculates how much you will need depending on the wetness and amount of farts you release.
If no sound is heard it should read the persons fingerprints and roll out the persons preferred amount in custom sectioned paper for preference (can be achieved by having the paper go through a little hole punching feeder)
The paper should have nano threated fibers optimized for maximum ARMOR.. pew pew pew. Maximum SPEED, tap tap tap tap. Maximum STEALTH, huh?
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Male 1,067
iToilet Roll?
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Male 450
When do we get the 3 seashells?
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Male 588
Woo! Finally someone does something about the stoneage-toilet papers we have!

Now all we need is a high-tech apple toiletpaperholder with a monitor that shows how much paper is left, how much toilet paper you take in average and calculate from there how many wipes you have left before you need to change, because thats totally not the machines job.
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Male 1,021
Drat, I just bought the old model toilet paper without the easy start technology. Drat you Steve Jobs!
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Male 5,194
Now if they can just make lazy fcks hang it the right way around...
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Male 37
Great. Somethin else to put batteries in.
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Male 2,988
finally!
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Female 5,222
:P
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Male 38
beware brothers and sisters, the toilet paper revolution is a hand!
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Male 1,222
@AnImbroglio
Agree on that one, also get a good bed, pillows and mattress, you spend at least 6 hours a day on it.
Add to the list: toothbrush, toothpaste, shoes, and most important, technology, never ever ever cut expenses on tech stuff, what comes cheap now , will cost you later
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Male 2,586
ah... but how does it handle fap-juice?! :-)
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Female 3,001
do want.
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Male 9
i don`t get it
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Female 423
@DCBizzle mean guy is pretty mean
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Male 838
And on that note, I`d like to add a bit of advice. Never buy cheap toilet paper. I don`t care how poor you are. Always buy the good stuff. It`s just simply worth it, people.
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Male 230
@Aeladil unoriginal post is unoriginal
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Female 513
Toilet paper: The one thing that NEVER! EVER! has to go on sale. Because even if it were $50 a roll, you`d -still- buy it.
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Male 958
What i`m amazed at is all of you have that issue and dont simply take the corners of te start and pull, it pops off -_-...
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Female 1,435
whoa
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Male 1,678
Finally people too feeble to tear through a piece of tissue will be free from skidmarks. All of humanity should rejoice!
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Male 256
@TurkeyInButt, nooooooo you did just say that. lol. google it.
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Male 101
Three seashells. Haha Demolition Man. Did they ever explain how that worked? I would really like to know how they wiped their asses with a shell.
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Female 1,356
oooo technology!!!
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Male 953
Now if they can only make it so the roll only goes on the "RIGHT WAY"
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Yes that was a troll post ... let the games begin. Muhahahahaha
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Male 2,306
it`s so it isn`t all stickied down at the start and you shred the first 5 layers just trying to get to it.
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Female 836
Yes. I like this. Also warning us to close a matchbook cover before striking has helped me for years.
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Male 15,510
Was about damn time!
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Male 8,302
F that complicated crap, I`m sticking with the Three Seashells.
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Female 4,039
How anal do you have to be to need this feature on your toilet paper.

See what I did there??
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Male 1,249
As long as it can be used to sell us crap, no it wont stop.
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Male 5,141
I ask my self how human kind have survived until today without this technology.
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Male 174
Oh thank god. Never again will I have to struggle while... well Idk what this is for I guess
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Female 382
lol
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Female 992
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