What`s Your Worst Escalator Story? [Pic]

Submitted by: fluffy101 6 years ago in Funny

No Roland, that"s the most awesome ever escalator story.
There are 57 comments:
Male 68
hahahaha Weakmonkey...some how youtube blocking it for "shocking and disgusting content." made that much better
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Male 151
I could totally see this happening, the dupont circle escalator is scary
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Male 304
"Now, I elevate"
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Male 190
I dont think anyones elevator experience is much worse than this guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwzQwnbMBMs
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Male 669
my worst experience was falling backwards down the escalator and getting a gash in my forehead
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Female 136
i got my shoelace stuck and my mum told me the ecalater would eat me, so i paniked and couldn`t get it out, my dad did after i was balling my eyes out, gaah i have evil parents, lucking it was a long one, i still get scared about shoelaces and escalators now.
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Male 1,051
Dude props. Dupont Circle`s Elevator is a monster.
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Male 1,744
that dupont circle escalator is pretty beasty, to be fair
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Female 1,203
my worst story is when I was three years old i was at Sears...I was wearing a big purple winter coat with those plastic balls on the ends of the strings on the hood. Well, I had never used an escalator before, and I was scared so my mom carried me up but then she was like "your a big girl you should go down on your own" so I got on and fell. Those little plastic balls somehow got caught under the escalator and as I was being carried down I was being choked.
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Male 696
Ah, Mitch Hedburg... you are missed.
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Male 25,416
Ha ha ha!
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Male 531
thats funny
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Female 728
@Morlaboborla: Yes, that the one! One of the Youtube videos pointed out that when you look up it, it looks like the escalator is moving flat across the ground, and that exactly the feeling I get when I look up it. It`s nearly made me fall backward a couple of times.
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Female 728
There is one metro stop in DC that has an extremely long escalator ride. Like, I get vertigo when I look up because the passage that it runs through is so long. On the day of the Marine Corp Marathon, they stopped that escalator and I had to walk all the way up it. My legs felt dead at the end of that. I`m not in great shape, but my friends who are in better shape also found themselves with muscular fatigue at the end.
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Female 579
damn, i meant lifts
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Female 579
the escalator stops, OH NO FALL OVER
seriously, people think escalators have more problems than elevators?
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Male 684
what are these "stairs" you speak of?
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Female 1,172
When the escalator stops they`re called stairs...
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Female 3,562
OH GOD THE ESCALATOR STOPPED, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD? I THINK WE HAVE TO CLIMB STAIRS NOW LIKE THE SAVAGE PEOPLE DO! OH THE HUMANITY!
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Male 2,419
why were kids falling down? wtf? America, this is why you`re fat! YOU CAN`T USE dratING STAIRS!
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Female 1,798
@ handimanner:

you are my new hero :)
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Male 2,158
Take a card, cover one half of his face at a time. Right side revealed is the self absorbed wienie who got freaked cuz life interrupted. Left side revealed is the guy who will walk over anyone at any time to appease "wienie" side.
This is an especially important right/left comparison tool to dissect politicians.
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Male 1,118
I`m picturing a hovering black dude when he says "Now, I elevate."
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Male 4,004
"What? An escalator can`t break, it can only become stairs. `Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.`"

Exactly what I was thinking. hahah

Oh Mitch.
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Female 314
*steps on kids face* I HAD TO GET OUTTA THERE MAN
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Male 17,511
This is why you hold onto the handrail. All it takes is for some ass clown to kick the emergency stop button and people can get hurt badly.
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Male 493
Now I elevate. lol
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Female 299
I imagine that if the escalator stopped suddenly, kids and seniors, and otherwise disabled people, might fall over. I wouldn`t walk over them though, I would help them up. That guy is just an non-nice individual...
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Male 267
Oh Mitch Hedberg. You will be missed.
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Male 1,118
The horror!
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Female 1,803
I don`t like walking on stopped escalators. The grooves in the steps start to hypnotize me and it`s weird.
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Male 758
What? An escalator can`t break, it can only become stairs.
`Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.`
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Male 115
wtf? he just fits in so well with a stereotype lol
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Male 5,194
My God - we were trapped on the escalator for HOURS!
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Male 40,221
"Yeah, my home boy got an Escalate.
At least he did till his bitch wrecked it.
Man! That ho bent in the grill and everythin
an he just got new wheels!
that Poo is fudged up"
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Male 4,393
what??
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Female 29
Oh my god, nooo. The dupont circle metro escalator is so scary. It`s really really long and steep. Seriously, youtube it. I remember I was in DC during the 4th of july and they turned it off after, and it took 20 minutes just to get down it because there were so many people and you start to kind of go crazy because its just step after step...after step...trying not...to trip. haha
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Male 2,033
Fuggin stairs. How do they work?
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Male 24
by elevate he means get high more often... it`s probably for the best
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Male 114
Don`t mean to be a buzz-kill (yeah, I do) LOL

In our ultra-educated USA society, I think there`s a translation in order, such that he meant earthquate...not escalator LOL

Dang, at least I hope so LOL
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Male 14,331
So he can only go up now???
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Male 341
@Volsunga
I think more "Adagio For Strings". And a few slow motion shots
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Female 1,435
aw sh*t son. you mean you had to use your legs?? hard times
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Male 351
"now i elevate"

.... seems this is needed:

1. a escalator that often fails
2. lots of children that use it
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Male 15,510
Im glad he elevates now instead of just walking on the kids
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Male 1,081
Escalators can never be out of order, they can only become stairs.
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Male 748
I can`t imagine being on an escalator when it stops. You might be stuck on it for hours while they fix it. D:
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Male 1,547
I`m imagining this happen in super slow motion with "O, Fortuna" playing over the whole thing and the camera angle changing every few seconds.
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Male 141
all hail the elevator?
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Male 3,301
"And on that dark night, Roland Washington`s fateful trip on the elevator would give him powers of elevation, transforming him into: THE ELEVATOR MAN!!!"
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Male 2,004
"now, i elevate"
omg black people have discovered how to fly
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Male 37
Only in DC
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Male 123
I will now look for a reason to say, "Now, I elevate." in any conversation. See what I did there?
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Male 6,693
Now I elevate !
LOL
XD
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Male 156
Brilliant. But that`s natural selection. Walk on the weak...
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Male 161
there was this one time someone nailed my feet to the escalator and I got dragged through the inner workings and all my skin was torn off... oh, wait That was the Simpsons...
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Female 263
Link: What`s Your Worst Escalator Story? [Pic] [Rate Link] - No Roland, that`s the most awesome ever escalator story.
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