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Date: 02/09/11 02:09 PM

58 Responses to What Do You Get Her This Valentine`s Day? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Link: What Do You Get Her This Valentine`s Day? - Well, if you`re creepy and insecure and have really poor self-confidence with a sprinkling of jealousy, get her these...
  2. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    The guy looks like HER SON, what the f*ck IAB, what.the.f*ck
  3. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    You`ve seen **** in a box? Now try **** in a glove!
  4. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    Aww, that`s kinda sweet. Wait - creepy? jealous? insecure? poor self-confidence? Huh?
  5. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Damn it, I wish I spoke Polish/Serbo-Croatian/some other Slavic language!
  6. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    hmmm notice the placement of his half of the glove? no wonder he is smiling! no one likes a hand job with cold hands!
  7. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    A mitt for holding hands?

    BRILLIANT!
  8. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    Now she can`t complain about giving handjobs in public.
  9. Profile photo of wheresmyskul
    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    Oh, yeah! I`m buying it for her, but it`s really for me. Just imagine...sporting events, riding the subway...there is no limit.
  10. Profile photo of jerkymeat7
    jerkymeat7 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    hmmm, discrete handjob glove. id like a pair
  11. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    LoLz
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    Soulmates gloves!
  13. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    Am I going to be the first one to use the S word?
  14. Profile photo of Darkalen
    Darkalen Male 40-49
    411 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    Funny...but `shopped.
  15. Profile photo of maniacalg
    maniacalg Male 40-49
    92 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Are you sure that`s a he?
  16. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    and poorly shopped
  17. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    Google lovers mittens.....
  18. Profile photo of Nif
    Nif Female 18-29
    86 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    *puke*
  19. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    Awe, a butch valentine!
  20. Profile photo of Angelista10
    Angelista10 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    thats so sad ...
  21. Profile photo of shorti3rach
    shorti3rach Female 13-17
    62 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    This is actually kinda cute....
  22. Profile photo of LB2739
    LB2739 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    ohh you put your junk in there so she can get you off in public.....
  23. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    Wow, lame
  24. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    Yea, I would have to be getting amazing sex for me to do this.
  25. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    that`s what i thought they were first illustrating lb2739
  26. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    or you could put two sausages in there
  27. Profile photo of bfreestone1
    bfreestone1 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    lmao LB2739 I almost died
  28. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    Or... You could just give her...




    Diick in a Box!
  29. Profile photo of miggyschik
    miggyschik Female 18-29
    22 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    Funny but bad photoshop job.
  30. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    lol, photoshoped to show what it SHOULD be used for. I want a handjob but I don`t want my junk to get cold.
  31. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    *gag*
  32. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    @taylor_stone
    Much better idea.
  33. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    haha best photoshop ever, they really understood what it was meant for XD
  34. Profile photo of numbereight
    numbereight Male 18-29
    77 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 11:34 pm
    Nah you get her some Flip-Flops and a Vibrator and if she doesn`t like the Flip-Flops she can go fck herself :-|
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:20 am
    Awww.....
  36. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 2:33 am
    numbereight is my new god.
  37. Profile photo of ajnapier
    ajnapier Male 30-39
    7 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 6:21 am
    Is it just me or does the composition of the photo make it look like she is giving him a warm & cozy handjob?
  38. Profile photo of Rangerahab
    Rangerahab Male 18-29
    161 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:27 am
    You mean to tell me they aren`t for handjobs?!
  39. Profile photo of SlapChopper1
    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:35 am
    that is love right there I tell ya what
  40. Profile photo of deceit
    deceit Male 18-29
    79 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:53 am
    @ajnapier

    I sincerely thought this product was intended exactly for that end.
  41. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:06 am
    At first I noticed that both `hand holes` were kind of tubular shaped, so I was thinking "wtf kind of gay double-dick mitten is this?!?" Then I saw the clever placement of the product in the picture and I understood.
  42. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:08 am
    Anita: "Hi Bjorn. lets wear these and we can go out and get kicked in the face"

    Bjorn: "hoopen gloopen plop"
  43. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:10 am
    this is a polish magazine, FIGURES, jk
  44. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:32 am
    at least this is better than the Hoodie-Footie for WomenHoodie-Footie for Women
    Id punch my man in the face if he got me that
  45. Profile photo of mischief83
    mischief83 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:02 am
    Didn`t even notice the photoshop and innuendo. All I thought of was how my wife`s great Aunt bought us a pair of those almost 10 years ago- nerdly, definitely. But we got a laugh out of it and we wore them a few times.
  46. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:40 am
    I seriously thought this was some kind of outdoor hand job glove to keep your long john warm until I looked at the picture on the right and chuckled.
  47. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 10:44 am
    lmfao. i thought it was some sort of winter hand job glove too XD
  48. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    genius
  49. Profile photo of Superfresh64
    Superfresh64 Male 30-39
    28 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    LOL
  50. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    only polacks would come up with something like this
  51. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 3:34 am
    no good for Lanzarote the coldest temp. we`ve had this winter is 12º C...At night! and it`s 24º now
  52. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 7:34 am
    Thats so whipped.
  53. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 7:36 am
    any language where `partnerskie` is a word, is awesome.
  54. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 11:20 am
    Awww
  55. Profile photo of WorstCaseOnt
    WorstCaseOnt Male 30-39
    214 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    HA - I thought it was attached to that dude`s pants! *ick in a glove...
  56. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    @WorstCaseOnt

    Which one is the dude?
  57. Profile photo of asnodeus
    asnodeus Male 18-29
    101 posts
    February 12, 2011 at 7:45 am
    @Frambuesas: It`s polish. And what is so cool about that word? :)

    And honestly, what`s wrong with not getting your hands frozen while still walking like a couple of 11 year oh. wait.
  58. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    February 12, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    @worstcaseont: pfffffffffffffffffffffffft. I think I may love you for realizing that.

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