What Do You Get Her This Valentine`s Day? [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 6 years ago Funny

Well, if you"re creepy and insecure and have really poor self-confidence with a sprinkling of jealousy, get her these...
There are 58 comments:
Female 500
@worstcaseont: pfffffffffffffffffffffffft. I think I may love you for realizing that.
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Male 101
@Frambuesas: It`s polish. And what is so cool about that word? :)

And honestly, what`s wrong with not getting your hands frozen while still walking like a couple of 11 year oh. wait.
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Male 371
@WorstCaseOnt

Which one is the dude?
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Male 214
HA - I thought it was attached to that dude`s pants! *ick in a glove...
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Male 5,413
Awww
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Female 136
any language where `partnerskie` is a word, is awesome.
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Male 6,694
Thats so whipped.
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Male 1,360
no good for Lanzarote the coldest temp. we`ve had this winter is 12º C...At night! and it`s 24º now
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Male 586
only polacks would come up with something like this
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Male 28
LOL
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Male 985
genius
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Female 5,222
lmfao. i thought it was some sort of winter hand job glove too XD
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Male 1,540
I seriously thought this was some kind of outdoor hand job glove to keep your long john warm until I looked at the picture on the right and chuckled.
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Male 186
Didn`t even notice the photoshop and innuendo. All I thought of was how my wife`s great Aunt bought us a pair of those almost 10 years ago- nerdly, definitely. But we got a laugh out of it and we wore them a few times.
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Female 265
at least this is better than the Hoodie-Footie for WomenHoodie-Footie for Women
Id punch my man in the face if he got me that
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Male 794
this is a polish magazine, FIGURES, jk
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Male 2,619
Anita: "Hi Bjorn. lets wear these and we can go out and get kicked in the face"

Bjorn: "hoopen gloopen plop"
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Male 4,793
At first I noticed that both `hand holes` were kind of tubular shaped, so I was thinking "wtf kind of gay double-dick mitten is this?!?" Then I saw the clever placement of the product in the picture and I understood.
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Male 79
@ajnapier

I sincerely thought this product was intended exactly for that end.
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Male 154
that is love right there I tell ya what
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Male 161
You mean to tell me they aren`t for handjobs?!
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Male 7
Is it just me or does the composition of the photo make it look like she is giving him a warm & cozy handjob?
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Male 239
numbereight is my new god.
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Male 25,416
Awww.....
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Male 77
Nah you get her some Flip-Flops and a Vibrator and if she doesn`t like the Flip-Flops she can go fck herself :-|
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Male 3,076
haha best photoshop ever, they really understood what it was meant for XD
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Male 988
@taylor_stone
Much better idea.
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Female 1,008
*gag*
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Male 2,988
lol, photoshoped to show what it SHOULD be used for. I want a handjob but I don`t want my junk to get cold.
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Female 22
Funny but bad photoshop job.
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Male 2,688
Or... You could just give her...




Diick in a Box!
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Male 11
lmao LB2739 I almost died
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Male 1,378
or you could put two sausages in there
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Male 977
that`s what i thought they were first illustrating lb2739
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Male 518
Yea, I would have to be getting amazing sex for me to do this.
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Male 531
Wow, lame
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Male 14
ohh you put your junk in there so she can get you off in public.....
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Female 62
This is actually kinda cute....
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Female 182
thats so sad ...
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Male 1,311
Awe, a butch valentine!
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Female 86
*puke*
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Male 385
Google lovers mittens.....
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Male 515
and poorly shopped
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Male 92
Are you sure that`s a he?
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Male 416
Funny...but `shopped.
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Male 11,740
Am I going to be the first one to use the S word?
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Male 15,510
Soulmates gloves!
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Male 2,579
LoLz
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Male 10
hmmm, discrete handjob glove. id like a pair
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Male 247
Oh, yeah! I`m buying it for her, but it`s really for me. Just imagine...sporting events, riding the subway...there is no limit.
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Male 1,548
Now she can`t complain about giving handjobs in public.
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Male 10,845
A mitt for holding hands?

BRILLIANT!
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Female 8,044
hmmm notice the placement of his half of the glove? no wonder he is smiling! no one likes a hand job with cold hands!
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Male 511
Damn it, I wish I spoke Polish/Serbo-Croatian/some other Slavic language!
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Male 5,194
Aww, that`s kinda sweet. Wait - creepy? jealous? insecure? poor self-confidence? Huh?
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Male 579
You`ve seen **** in a box? Now try **** in a glove!
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Male 716
The guy looks like HER SON, what the f*ck IAB, what.the.f*ck
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Male 970
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