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Vampire Man Takes On Bank And Wins


A real-life vampire? In Philadelphia? I blame Twilight, yet you can”t deny this freak”s moxy.

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Date: 02/25/11 10:47 AM

67 Responses to Vampire Man Takes On Bank And Wins

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 10:50 am
    Link: Vampire Man Takes On Bank And Wins - A real-life vampire? In Philadelphia? I blame Twilight, yet you can`t deny this freak`s moxy.
  2. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:08 am
    His house is cute ^-^
  3. Profile photo of Blutdurstig
    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:13 am
    I dig it. Brilliant.
  4. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:15 am
    He might be a vampire weirdo, but he`s a vampire weirdo that means business.
  5. Profile photo of austin1
    austin1 Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:16 am
    day walker
  6. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:20 am
    Why blame Twilight? Not only does this guy not look like someone who would read the books, but people have been getting the fang implants for awhile now.
    And that house he has is gorgeous.
  7. Profile photo of pomokey
    pomokey Male 18-29
    95 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 11:21 am
    Hah! This guy rocks!
  8. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:21 am
    Suck it Wells Fargo, bunch of d-bags
  9. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:24 am
    he`s very articulate. I like him
  10. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 11:30 am
    What a don.
  11. Profile photo of KPres
    KPres Male 30-39
    309 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 11:31 am
    Wait...I thought Fox was in the pockets of TEH BANKSTRRZZZ!!...?
  12. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:32 am
    Nice house.
  13. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:34 am
    His house is pimp.
  14. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:50 am
    I guess the lawsuit was something he could really sink his teeth into.
  15. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:51 am
    WANT THAT HOUSE.
  16. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:52 am
    Which room does the coffin go in?
  17. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 11:55 am
    I really like his house; it fits him.

    I have to deal with Wells Fargo, they suck. I`m glad he stood up to them.
  18. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 11:55 am
    "Fox and friends"? Hmmm... That, by default, invalidates this.

    But I`ll ignore that for now and laugh along. Silly bank.
  19. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:58 am
    now thats my kind of blood sucker
  20. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Nice house, well spoken, and smart! This guy is full of win! I have to give the reporter credit too for not diverting from the story by focusing on his teeth :-D
  21. Profile photo of lundyjack
    lundyjack Female 18-29
    102 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    Did anyone else catch the "epitaph" reference? huh? huh? *eyebrow wiggle*
    This guy is full of win. He`s smart too. Stick it to `em, vampire dude.
  22. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    February 25, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    he may be a vampire, but i think the newsreader was part vulcan. see his eyebrows?
  23. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    I applaud them for not focusing on his appearance.
  24. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    wow, that`s incredible and frightening! (the banks not the man). @ NotTHATbored-you took the words right out of my...thoughts I guess since I am typing not speaking lol. He is indeed full of win! And the reporter was so professional.
  25. Profile photo of ladynisa
    ladynisa Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    He`s not a Twilight groupie. He`s in fact, the owner of Dancing Ferret Disks. Respect your Elder Goth. ;)
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    That was entertaining
  27. Profile photo of vVvBrock
    vVvBrock Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    I`m going to pretend this guy`s a huge fan of Van Helsing. Oh, and this guy is awesome. Good for him.
  28. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    this makes me smile.
  29. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    February 25, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    About time someone stuck it to those greedy bastards. :-)
  30. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    Hey, I could care less whether or not he`s got fangs and wears a bolero. The guy is smart and resourceful, and took action instead of letting himself be manipulated by the bank. Good for him.
  31. Profile photo of c3rv4
    c3rv4 Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Do not mess with a vampire! =O
  32. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    This is the first time I`ve felt compassion for someone dressed as a vampire. This guy is awesome.
  33. Profile photo of Porkchop275
    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    1st. this guy is my new personal hero.
    2nd. No way this guy is a twilight fan. he is pure underground vampire, not some fat, angsty teenage girl
  34. Profile photo of Porkchop275
    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    @zombunny I fully agree. it was purely journalistic and they should be proud of that. I can`t believe I`m saying this but.... way to go Fox
  35. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    he`s a real vampire. he has totally been around for centuries and his vocabulary shows this. lol
  36. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
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    February 25, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    This guy is awesome!! He makes vampire fangs look awesome! Real Vampires: 1 victory. Twilight Vampires: -73 victories. So far, we...are still winning...
  37. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    February 25, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    WOW! He`s a cool guy, who`d of guessed it? lolz!
    Seriously: chalk one up for the little guy! I HATE big banks, they`re almost as bad as insurance companies. This bank wanted a 1,000,000 policy on his house, but THEY benifitted while HE paid for it? Typical! More power to him, and all who fight back against tyrants!
  38. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    So this is what vampires really do. Isnt this... sad
  39. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    February 25, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    I want to make fun of the goofiness of him, but I can`t this man is a genius.. good for him. And if that is his house they kept showing it`s beautiful
  40. Profile photo of MizMeg
    MizMeg Female 18-29
    98 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    Good for him!
  41. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    February 25, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    Vampire or not that is one savy minded MF`er! Kudos to him! Wells Fargo blows. Thank God I never have dealt with such BS as they tried to levy on this guy.
  42. Profile photo of Squinky
    Squinky Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    At least he didn`t have a lisp so he must have had the fangs for awhile. I love david & goliath stories. And his house is gorgeous, I want it!
  43. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    A story about a vampire who took on a bank in court.


    Man, I am sick of hearing about blood-sucking lawyers.
  44. Profile photo of mackin
    mackin Male 30-39
    210 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    I`m impressed the interviewer didn`t bring up the vampire part.
  45. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2011 at 8:10 pm
    that is the first vampire fanatic I ever heard of that I thought was cool. He is definately a well informed and intellegent man. I congradulate him.
  46. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    February 25, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    @SlothofDoom
    Oh my that was a good one.
  47. Profile photo of SHadowT1988
    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    @ inversegrav.... congratulate* thnx
  48. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    *definitely
    *intelligent
    *congratulate
    sorry, had to
  49. Profile photo of PinkHomicide
    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    Good for him!
  50. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
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    February 25, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    Wells Fargo SUCKS! Legal loan sharks.. good for the Vampire.
  51. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    February 25, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    1. Guy is old school goth. He`s been living the life for years. It`s obvious. Probably thinks Twilight is an abomination. (it is)
    2. His house is beautiful. Would love to have a look around.
    3. Good for him, sticking it to the bank! That`s the way it should be. Make them work for you, it`s what they`re supposed to do anyway.
  52. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 2:27 am
    Wells Fargo should learn how to use garlic and wooden stakes.
  53. Profile photo of raven_7788
    raven_7788 Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 3:01 am
    would love to meat this guy in person
  54. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
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    February 26, 2011 at 3:13 am
    Wow, IAB, totally changed my mind about these kinds of people. He totally rocks the look, actually. I don`t like the teeth, but if he does then that`s his choice. And yeah, he definitely looks like a very down-to-earth, smart guy. Not at all the anti-social recluse-type person that goes with the stereotype.

    And yeah! Good for him. That`s the advantage of having accessible laws, so that you KNOW when someone`s ripping you off.
  55. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 3:33 am
    I think they`re both vampires.
  56. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 4:28 am
    Honestly that dude was awesome, I kind of feel bad about my preconceptions of what I believed this video was first going to be ha
  57. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 7:35 am
    I can`t believe they did the whole story and didn`t mention this dude`s fangs ONCE. wow!
  58. Profile photo of dracokain
    dracokain Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 8:22 am
    Down to earth, good vocabulary, stuck it to the man. Now that`s a vampire someone needs to write a book about.
  59. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:06 am
    Why do cameramen always have to take the most random shots? Holy drat @0:50 man using an ATM machine!!!
  60. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:28 am
    what a respectable vampire.
  61. Profile photo of crystalskyz
    crystalskyz Female 30-39
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    February 26, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    Good for him!
  62. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    WOOO!!! win one for the little guy!! that is awesome!!
  63. Profile photo of bongsmoka420
    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    he`s not a vampire. just a goth. a REAL goth, not a mall goth. a REAL got that happened to get fang implants cause that`s his style and like a REAL goth is very intelligent. intelligent enough to do what he did.

    end of story.
  64. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    he probably turned the judge into a ghoul.
  65. Profile photo of Abandonnez
    Abandonnez Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 11:31 am
    Why judge him? He seems extremely respectable.
  66. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    what a badass
  67. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    i`m annoyed by his one sharp bottom tooth. why is it there in the middle? and why there is only one sharp tooth?

    sorry, i had to say it :$

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