Vampire Man Takes On Bank And Wins

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago

A real-life vampire? In Philadelphia? I blame Twilight, yet you can"t deny this freak"s moxy.
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Female 877
i`m annoyed by his one sharp bottom tooth. why is it there in the middle? and why there is only one sharp tooth?

sorry, i had to say it :$
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Male 2,988
what a badass
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Male 229
Why judge him? He seems extremely respectable.
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Male 430
he probably turned the judge into a ghoul.
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Male 290
he`s not a vampire. just a goth. a REAL goth, not a mall goth. a REAL got that happened to get fang implants cause that`s his style and like a REAL goth is very intelligent. intelligent enough to do what he did.

end of story.
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Female 3,598
WOOO!!! win one for the little guy!! that is awesome!!
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Female 359
Good for him!
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Male 328
what a respectable vampire.
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Male 2,050
Why do cameramen always have to take the most random shots? Holy drat @0:50 man using an ATM machine!!!
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Male 266
Down to earth, good vocabulary, stuck it to the man. Now that`s a vampire someone needs to write a book about.
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Female 316
I can`t believe they did the whole story and didn`t mention this dude`s fangs ONCE. wow!
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Male 815
Honestly that dude was awesome, I kind of feel bad about my preconceptions of what I believed this video was first going to be ha
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Male 3,631
I think they`re both vampires.
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Male 680
Wow, IAB, totally changed my mind about these kinds of people. He totally rocks the look, actually. I don`t like the teeth, but if he does then that`s his choice. And yeah, he definitely looks like a very down-to-earth, smart guy. Not at all the anti-social recluse-type person that goes with the stereotype.

And yeah! Good for him. That`s the advantage of having accessible laws, so that you KNOW when someone`s ripping you off.
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Female 16
would love to meat this guy in person
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Male 812
Wells Fargo should learn how to use garlic and wooden stakes.
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Female 4,447
1. Guy is old school goth. He`s been living the life for years. It`s obvious. Probably thinks Twilight is an abomination. (it is)
2. His house is beautiful. Would love to have a look around.
3. Good for him, sticking it to the bank! That`s the way it should be. Make them work for you, it`s what they`re supposed to do anyway.
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Male 377
Wells Fargo SUCKS! Legal loan sharks.. good for the Vampire.
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Female 355
Good for him!
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Male 694
*definitely
*intelligent
*congratulate
sorry, had to
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Male 233
@ inversegrav.... congratulate* thnx
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Male 2,402
@SlothofDoom
Oh my that was a good one.
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Male 770
that is the first vampire fanatic I ever heard of that I thought was cool. He is definately a well informed and intellegent man. I congradulate him.
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Male 210
I`m impressed the interviewer didn`t bring up the vampire part.
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Male 2,033
A story about a vampire who took on a bank in court.


Man, I am sick of hearing about blood-sucking lawyers.
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Female 117
At least he didn`t have a lisp so he must have had the fangs for awhile. I love david & goliath stories. And his house is gorgeous, I want it!
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Male 2,402
Vampire or not that is one savy minded MF`er! Kudos to him! Wells Fargo blows. Thank God I never have dealt with such BS as they tried to levy on this guy.
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Female 98
Good for him!
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Female 1,604
I want to make fun of the goofiness of him, but I can`t this man is a genius.. good for him. And if that is his house they kept showing it`s beautiful
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Male 15,510
So this is what vampires really do. Isnt this... sad
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Male 36,536
WOW! He`s a cool guy, who`d of guessed it? lolz!
Seriously: chalk one up for the little guy! I HATE big banks, they`re almost as bad as insurance companies. This bank wanted a 1,000,000 policy on his house, but THEY benifitted while HE paid for it? Typical! More power to him, and all who fight back against tyrants!
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Female 709
This guy is awesome!! He makes vampire fangs look awesome! Real Vampires: 1 victory. Twilight Vampires: -73 victories. So far, we...are still winning...
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Male 426
he`s a real vampire. he has totally been around for centuries and his vocabulary shows this. lol
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Male 120
@zombunny I fully agree. it was purely journalistic and they should be proud of that. I can`t believe I`m saying this but.... way to go Fox
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Male 120
1st. this guy is my new personal hero.
2nd. No way this guy is a twilight fan. he is pure underground vampire, not some fat, angsty teenage girl
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Male 141
This is the first time I`ve felt compassion for someone dressed as a vampire. This guy is awesome.
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Male 270
Do not mess with a vampire! =O
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Male 1,256
Hey, I could care less whether or not he`s got fangs and wears a bolero. The guy is smart and resourceful, and took action instead of letting himself be manipulated by the bank. Good for him.
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Male 17,512
About time someone stuck it to those greedy bastards. :-)
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Male 384
this makes me smile.
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Male 177
I`m going to pretend this guy`s a huge fan of Van Helsing. Oh, and this guy is awesome. Good for him.
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Male 25,416
That was entertaining
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Female 5
He`s not a Twilight groupie. He`s in fact, the owner of Dancing Ferret Disks. Respect your Elder Goth. ;)
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Female 1,205
wow, that`s incredible and frightening! (the banks not the man). @ NotTHATbored-you took the words right out of my...thoughts I guess since I am typing not speaking lol. He is indeed full of win! And the reporter was so professional.
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Female 2,525
I applaud them for not focusing on his appearance.
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Female 4,349
he may be a vampire, but i think the newsreader was part vulcan. see his eyebrows?
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Female 102
Did anyone else catch the "epitaph" reference? huh? huh? *eyebrow wiggle*
This guy is full of win. He`s smart too. Stick it to `em, vampire dude.
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Female 1,101
Nice house, well spoken, and smart! This guy is full of win! I have to give the reporter credit too for not diverting from the story by focusing on his teeth :-D
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Female 2,927
now thats my kind of blood sucker
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Male 10,440
"Fox and friends"? Hmmm... That, by default, invalidates this.

But I`ll ignore that for now and laugh along. Silly bank.
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Female 843
I really like his house; it fits him.

I have to deal with Wells Fargo, they suck. I`m glad he stood up to them.
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Male 2,096
Which room does the coffin go in?
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Female 1,148
WANT THAT HOUSE.
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Female 2,509
I guess the lawsuit was something he could really sink his teeth into.
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Male 6,694
His house is pimp.
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Male 14,330
Nice house.
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Male 309
Wait...I thought Fox was in the pockets of TEH BANKSTRRZZZ!!...?
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Male 349
What a don.
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Male 586
he`s very articulate. I like him
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Male 1,312
Suck it Wells Fargo, bunch of d-bags
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Male 95
Hah! This guy rocks!
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Female 1,589
Why blame Twilight? Not only does this guy not look like someone who would read the books, but people have been getting the fang implants for awhile now.
And that house he has is gorgeous.
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Male 288
day walker
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Male 2,440
He might be a vampire weirdo, but he`s a vampire weirdo that means business.
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Female 165
I dig it. Brilliant.
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Female 1,593
His house is cute ^-^
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Female 1,330
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