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Date: 02/05/11 11:02 AM

98 Responses to This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 94 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:20 am
    Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 94 - Oh Snookie, you`re incorrigible!
  2. Profile photo of denmarkcm
    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:23 am
    bahahahaha!!!!
  3. Profile photo of shadowrelm
    shadowrelm Male 30-39
    2 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:24 am
    all boobs and no brains....the perfect woman!!
  4. Profile photo of Turf_Moor
    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:27 am
    Fail?
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:28 am
    I rather miss all this crap and I really hate commercials
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:30 am
    ...
  7. Profile photo of RarLoco
    RarLoco Female 50-59
    53 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:34 am
    fckn hate jersey shore
  8. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:35 am
    Well that`s not ALL of it by any stretch of the imagination, but there is definitely whale sperm in the ocean. About 20% of a sperm whale`s semen actually makes it into the female. The other 80% is lost in the big blue.
  9. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:36 am
    She is possibly the most retarded object on Earth.
  10. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:43 am
    Why is this person famous? Could someone explain that to me?
  11. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:47 am
    People watch "reality" TV because they are too stupid for internet. Too stupid for internet? THAT`s saying something.
  12. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:50 am
    jersey shore is such a great show, only thing on mtv worth watching
  13. Profile photo of JayWood
    JayWood Male 30-39
    35 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:51 am
    I`d still let her taste mine.
  14. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Oh my god that makes so much sense now I can explain to my husband why I had a black baby it was whale sperm
  15. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    @PoopNoodle, same reason sideshow freaks were famous.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    *face palm* jeeeesuuuss...
  17. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    The fact that this show is so popular is highly representative of the downfall of humanity...
  18. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    Wow did this bitch even go to school?
  19. Profile photo of quick1dunkno
    quick1dunkno Male 18-29
    99 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    Oh my god that makes so much sense now I can explain to my husband why I had a black baby it was whale sperm

    sounds like you shud b on that show too..

    neways the whale sperm in our water mite explain the sudden occurance of baby whales all over the world.. theres on in my garden with wings !
  20. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    Well, I`d do her... `cept that I`d be afraid of her stupidity traveling up my penis and smack into my cerebellum...
  21. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    This is Snooki we`re talking about here. The girl wrote the book on sperm (figuratively speaking, I doubt she`s literate)... if I hadn`t taken my fair share of environmental classes, I might take her word for it.
  22. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    one more reason not to swim in the ocean
  23. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    who the hell is this?
  24. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    I hope she`s an actress.
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    Everybody Google it, because that`s why she`s orange. F*ckin` Sunkist!
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    what the?
  27. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    0o whut the fock?
  28. Profile photo of xamilo
    xamilo Male 18-29
    128 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    If there was a contest for TVs biggest Douch-bag, Snookie will be crowned before it even starts. I`d rather date a guy than that fat dwarf...
  29. Profile photo of UrusaiBaka
    UrusaiBaka Male 18-29
    53 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    The oompa loompa knows more than you! And that`s the only reason it`d go into the ocean. Whale sperm excites it.
  30. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Why oh why cant it be like the old days when stupid people wound die off before the more intelligent people.
  31. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    Serioously...I`m really getting sick of hearing about the brain dead cast of the most pointless show EVER....where is a good asteroid impact when you need one?
  32. Profile photo of J2daosh
    J2daosh Male 18-29
    88 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Wow, Jersey Shore sucks such @$$.
  33. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    I`d hit it.
  34. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    a lot of males going through mid-life crises and jealous females in this thread.
  35. Profile photo of kirkyboy2005
    kirkyboy2005 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    @sawdusty Amen brother
  36. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    The future is doomed.
  37. Profile photo of DotCommunism
    DotCommunism Male 18-29
    29 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    Cancer and natural disasters always claim the wrong people.
  38. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    facepalm
  39. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    Eventually, evolution will weed out the weak and the stupid...in this case, evolution needs to speed the hell up.
  40. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    I wonder how many people actually googled it.
  41. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    @ shalantas....i bet skullgrin did
  42. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    This fact of information is about as old as the internet.
    I remember reading this joke on Ebaumsworld years ago.

    This show is so bad...
  43. Profile photo of kurush
    kurush Male 18-29
    146 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    @hopeislost

    The way things are going, "evolution" will lead to dumber future generations, just like the movie Idiocracy!
  44. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    Jersey Whores are funny!

    But as I read that, I could taste "salty" in my mouth. Did you guys have the same psychosomatic reaction?
  45. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    @hopeislost

    you`ll never be 21 years old again...feels bad man
  46. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    why did i even bother to click the drating link...
  47. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    the rest of the cast is arrite but snookie, she`s entertaining to watch but at the same time i want to see her get strangled.
  48. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    supersonic ultra facepalm

    *brains squirt out ears*
  49. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    @kurush...too true man....too true
  50. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    @ skullgrin...no....really?!?! Thanks for the news flash there genius...I guess you`ll never know what its like to be smart.
  51. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    Dammit, now I can`t eat my ramen anymore.
  52. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    @solvent...rotflmao
  53. Profile photo of MyAccount
    MyAccount Male 13-17
    5 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    hahaha i saw this on TV, and i knew it would end up on this site.
  54. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    @ Gerry1of1 - I could taste bile, does that count?
  55. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    What is that?
  56. Profile photo of IminurHaus
    IminurHaus Male 18-29
    38 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    I hate you...
  57. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    Oh Snookie, I just wanna shoot you!
  58. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    she needs to have her nose and lips cut off
  59. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    This doesn`t even make sense. Why the drat is IAB posting Jersy Shore poo now?
  60. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    i laughed my ass off when I saw this.
    I watch jersey shore, IAB, I`m not ashamed.
  61. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    skullgrin...no....really?!?! Thanks for the news flash there genius...I guess you`ll never know what its like to be smart.


    my grandpa says crazy things like you when he forgets his meds too
  62. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    The way things are going, "evolution" will lead to dumber future generations, just like the movie Idiocracy!


    It is actually the opposite. The word is getting smarter each generation, so if you (or anyone else for that matter) thinks the future is doomed...just remember you were all more stupid than they were at that age.

    truth hurts
  63. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    When did 15 minutes of fame turn into 25?
    Come on MTV, move on already!
  64. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    D`awww... It thinks it`s people
  65. Profile photo of boogalo
    boogalo Male 30-39
    28 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    skullgrin: U cldnt b farthur frum tha trooth. If Kidz r Gettin Smrtr, then y iz it that grammer iz gettin wurse all tha timez?

    Test scores are lower, the education system continues to water down things and reduce them down so that the dumbest kids in school can grasp it, and as a result, people are getting more and more stupid all the time. It is a proven fact that the education you get from a public school now versus the 70s is drastically different. I think you shud look N2 it homie!
  66. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    Hi five noxert323!

    This is why we watch it- they say the funniest poo, all the time. If anyone watches Jersey Shore and thinks to themselves `Wow, that looks like a great idea` I`m sorry, you were damaged to begin with.
  67. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    I was under the impression that people only watch Jersey Shore because they are so stupid that it`s funny. At least, that`s why I watch it.
  68. Profile photo of vulture19
    vulture19 Male 30-39
    181 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    @ skullgrin.

    Right. And "I can`t math" is indicative of how much smarter they are becoming.
  69. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 9:33 pm
    Oh MTV you always give us the most brilliantly stupid people to laugh at!
  70. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    @skullgrin...the "word" is getting smarter with each generation? You`re a prime example of future generations getting dumber. Here`s a phrase you`ll be uttering in your future since you can`t even spell..."Hi, welcome to Wal-Mart." Better yet, since all hope for you is lost, you may as well just go ahead and stand in line at the unemployment office. It`s ok kid, you were just born useless.
  71. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    wtf? is she serious?
  72. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    Well she is a certified veterinary technician...

    If my dog needed an operation and she was my last resort id shoot him in the drating head.
  73. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:18 pm
    Nuke that poo from orbit
  74. Profile photo of MonkHarvest
    MonkHarvest Male 30-39
    47 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    What did the five fingers say to the face?
  75. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:57 pm
    Someone please shoot this family... Every time I see something from `Shore another one of my brain cells DIES. Someone please think of my poor brain cells, because at this rate, I won`t be able to.
  76. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:47 am
    @MonkHarvest, SLAP!!!
  77. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:55 am
    Really, that`s why? How did I not know about this before?
  78. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:56 am
    This show is popular because of how odd it is. Nobody watches "9-5: the TV Show" because that`s what most people do. If anything the fact that this show is worth watching, shows that most people don`t live like this and that our lives are good.
  79. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 6:47 am
    She should know. If anyone`s an aficionado of different types of sperm, it`s her.
  80. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:22 am
    "It is actually the opposite. The word is getting smarter each generation."

    Evidence? Human beings may be accumulating more knowledge by building on the knowledge of previous generations, but that is not the same as individuals actually having an average higher level of intelligence.
  81. Profile photo of MariusUt
    MariusUt Male 18-29
    19 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:36 am
    @sbeelz
    It`s called the Flynn effect, after James Flynn. Basically, it says that the average IQ has increased over the last few decades. Try to google it.
  82. Profile photo of oOFELIXOo
    oOFELIXOo Female 18-29
    177 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:52 am
    I agree kingpong. I watch Jersey Shore for how bizarre and unlike my life it is. If I wanted to watch something I could relate to, It`d be titled "Fat girl stays at home cleaning while husband is at work, checks her facebook, and looks on IAB."

    Who cares if the show is uneducational, scary, and everything else people say..that`s the point of it LOL.
  83. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:11 am
    @ariusUt-
    That hardly prooves that people are actually becoming smarter in any kind of meaningful way- it just means they`re getting better at taking IQ tests. Even so, an upward trend isn`t necessarily going to continue. Between 1980 and 2008 there was a drop in test scores among 14 year olds in Brittain. In any case, the rise in IQ scores certainly does not indicate that people are evolving in a direction of greater intelligence.
  84. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    i googled it. it is true
  85. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    @MariusUt
    then why has the average IQ of the US dropped?
  86. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    I don`t... think that`s true.
  87. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    Jersey Shore = hiliarious
  88. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    Oh major fail.
  89. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    snooki wanna smoosh smoosh XD
  90. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    >.<
  91. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 6:57 am
    She is so not hot.
  92. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 7:46 am
    A genius of our times
  93. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 10:56 am
    she might not be hot but for some reason i wanna do her bad. really bad. the badest
  94. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    She is so dumb it hurts me
  95. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    @MariusUT
    "The Flynn effect is the substantial increase in average scores on intelligence tests all over the world."- From Wikipedia.

    This does not mean people are smarter. It means they score better at tests that measure information and viso-spacial abilities, like the Weschler tests---> probably because the increase in educational material available and some important factors like nutrition (and videogames. Yes, it`s true: videogames are good for us). Intelligence can`t be measured directly.

    My point is: people are getting dumber. I think it`s the processed foods. And fake tans. And MTV.
  96. Profile photo of _cuppycake_
    _cuppycake_ Female 18-29
    43 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    ya kno what? an idiot told me that 4 years ago. they deserve each other
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    hahahahahano Female 13-17
    79 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    *facepalm*

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