This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 94 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Oh Snookie, you"re incorrigible!
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Female 79
*facepalm*
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Female 43
ya kno what? an idiot told me that 4 years ago. they deserve each other
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Female 1,264
@MariusUT
"The Flynn effect is the substantial increase in average scores on intelligence tests all over the world."- From Wikipedia.

This does not mean people are smarter. It means they score better at tests that measure information and viso-spacial abilities, like the Weschler tests---> probably because the increase in educational material available and some important factors like nutrition (and videogames. Yes, it`s true: videogames are good for us). Intelligence can`t be measured directly.

My point is: people are getting dumber. I think it`s the processed foods. And fake tans. And MTV.
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Male 1,312
She is so dumb it hurts me
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Male 2,376
she might not be hot but for some reason i wanna do her bad. really bad. the badest
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Male 15,510
A genius of our times
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Male 6,694
She is so not hot.
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Female 5,222
>.<
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Female 151
snooki wanna smoosh smoosh XD
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Female 412
Oh major fail.
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Male 2,441
Jersey Shore = hiliarious
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Male 493
I don`t... think that`s true.
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Male 2,419
@MariusUt
then why has the average IQ of the US dropped?
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Male 1,196
i googled it. it is true
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Male 2,868
@ariusUt-
That hardly prooves that people are actually becoming smarter in any kind of meaningful way- it just means they`re getting better at taking IQ tests. Even so, an upward trend isn`t necessarily going to continue. Between 1980 and 2008 there was a drop in test scores among 14 year olds in Brittain. In any case, the rise in IQ scores certainly does not indicate that people are evolving in a direction of greater intelligence.
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Female 177
I agree kingpong. I watch Jersey Shore for how bizarre and unlike my life it is. If I wanted to watch something I could relate to, It`d be titled "Fat girl stays at home cleaning while husband is at work, checks her facebook, and looks on IAB."

Who cares if the show is uneducational, scary, and everything else people say..that`s the point of it LOL.
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Male 19
@sbeelz
It`s called the Flynn effect, after James Flynn. Basically, it says that the average IQ has increased over the last few decades. Try to google it.
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Male 2,868
"It is actually the opposite. The word is getting smarter each generation."

Evidence? Human beings may be accumulating more knowledge by building on the knowledge of previous generations, but that is not the same as individuals actually having an average higher level of intelligence.
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Male 1,204
She should know. If anyone`s an aficionado of different types of sperm, it`s her.
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Male 639
This show is popular because of how odd it is. Nobody watches "9-5: the TV Show" because that`s what most people do. If anything the fact that this show is worth watching, shows that most people don`t live like this and that our lives are good.
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Male 759
Really, that`s why? How did I not know about this before?
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Male 639
@MonkHarvest, SLAP!!!
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Male 675
Someone please shoot this family... Every time I see something from `Shore another one of my brain cells DIES. Someone please think of my poor brain cells, because at this rate, I won`t be able to.
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Male 47
What did the five fingers say to the face?
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Female 223
Nuke that poo from orbit
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Male 2,050
Well she is a certified veterinary technician...

If my dog needed an operation and she was my last resort id shoot him in the drating head.
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Male 531
wtf? is she serious?
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Male 196
@skullgrin...the "word" is getting smarter with each generation? You`re a prime example of future generations getting dumber. Here`s a phrase you`ll be uttering in your future since you can`t even spell..."Hi, welcome to Wal-Mart." Better yet, since all hope for you is lost, you may as well just go ahead and stand in line at the unemployment office. It`s ok kid, you were just born useless.
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Female 1,048
Oh MTV you always give us the most brilliantly stupid people to laugh at!
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Male 181
@ skullgrin.

Right. And "I can`t math" is indicative of how much smarter they are becoming.
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Male 626
I was under the impression that people only watch Jersey Shore because they are so stupid that it`s funny. At least, that`s why I watch it.
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Female 3,696
Hi five noxert323!

This is why we watch it- they say the funniest poo, all the time. If anyone watches Jersey Shore and thinks to themselves `Wow, that looks like a great idea` I`m sorry, you were damaged to begin with.
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Male 28
skullgrin: U cldnt b farthur frum tha trooth. If Kidz r Gettin Smrtr, then y iz it that grammer iz gettin wurse all tha timez?

Test scores are lower, the education system continues to water down things and reduce them down so that the dumbest kids in school can grasp it, and as a result, people are getting more and more stupid all the time. It is a proven fact that the education you get from a public school now versus the 70s is drastically different. I think you shud look N2 it homie!
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Male 546
D`awww... It thinks it`s people
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Male 1,063
When did 15 minutes of fame turn into 25?
Come on MTV, move on already!
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Male 936
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The way things are going, "evolution" will lead to dumber future generations, just like the movie Idiocracy!
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It is actually the opposite. The word is getting smarter each generation, so if you (or anyone else for that matter) thinks the future is doomed...just remember you were all more stupid than they were at that age.

truth hurts
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Male 936
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skullgrin...no....really?!?! Thanks for the news flash there genius...I guess you`ll never know what its like to be smart.
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my grandpa says crazy things like you when he forgets his meds too
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Male 226
i laughed my ass off when I saw this.
I watch jersey shore, IAB, I`m not ashamed.
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Male 2,033
This doesn`t even make sense. Why the drat is IAB posting Jersy Shore poo now?
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Male 402
she needs to have her nose and lips cut off
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Female 676
Oh Snookie, I just wanna shoot you!
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Male 38
I hate you...
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Male 5,413
What is that?
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Male 769
@ Gerry1of1 - I could taste bile, does that count?
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Male 5
hahaha i saw this on TV, and i knew it would end up on this site.
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Male 196
@solvent...rotflmao
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Male 2,841
Dammit, now I can`t eat my ramen anymore.
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Male 196
@ skullgrin...no....really?!?! Thanks for the news flash there genius...I guess you`ll never know what its like to be smart.
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Male 196
@kurush...too true man....too true
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Male 2,868
supersonic ultra facepalm

*brains squirt out ears*
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Male 1,083
the rest of the cast is arrite but snookie, she`s entertaining to watch but at the same time i want to see her get strangled.
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Male 3,745
why did i even bother to click the drating link...
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Male 936
@hopeislost

you`ll never be 21 years old again...feels bad man
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Male 37,888
Jersey Whores are funny!

But as I read that, I could taste "salty" in my mouth. Did you guys have the same psychosomatic reaction?
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Male 146
@hopeislost

The way things are going, "evolution" will lead to dumber future generations, just like the movie Idiocracy!
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Male 975
This fact of information is about as old as the internet.
I remember reading this joke on Ebaumsworld years ago.

This show is so bad...
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Male 196
@ shalantas....i bet skullgrin did
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Male 426
I wonder how many people actually googled it.
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Male 196
Eventually, evolution will weed out the weak and the stupid...in this case, evolution needs to speed the hell up.
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Male 2,056
facepalm
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Male 29
Cancer and natural disasters always claim the wrong people.
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Male 1,107
The future is doomed.
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Male 84
@sawdusty Amen brother
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Male 936
a lot of males going through mid-life crises and jealous females in this thread.
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Male 2,085
I`d hit it.
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Male 88
Wow, Jersey Shore sucks such @$$.
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Male 196
Serioously...I`m really getting sick of hearing about the brain dead cast of the most pointless show EVER....where is a good asteroid impact when you need one?
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Male 491
Why oh why cant it be like the old days when stupid people wound die off before the more intelligent people.
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Male 53
The oompa loompa knows more than you! And that`s the only reason it`d go into the ocean. Whale sperm excites it.
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Male 5,190
Orange People!
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Male 128
If there was a contest for TVs biggest Douch-bag, Snookie will be crowned before it even starts. I`d rather date a guy than that fat dwarf...
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Male 3,076
0o whut the fock?
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Male 25,416
what the?
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Male 37,888
Everybody Google it, because that`s why she`s orange. F*ckin` Sunkist!
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Male 931
I hope she`s an actress.
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Male 1,834
who the hell is this?
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Male 2,988
one more reason not to swim in the ocean
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Female 2,674
This is Snooki we`re talking about here. The girl wrote the book on sperm (figuratively speaking, I doubt she`s literate)... if I hadn`t taken my fair share of environmental classes, I might take her word for it.
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Male 293
Well, I`d do her... `cept that I`d be afraid of her stupidity traveling up my penis and smack into my cerebellum...
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Male 99
Oh my god that makes so much sense now I can explain to my husband why I had a black baby it was whale sperm

sounds like you shud b on that show too..

neways the whale sperm in our water mite explain the sudden occurance of baby whales all over the world.. theres on in my garden with wings !
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Female 322
Wow did this bitch even go to school?
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Male 3,482
The fact that this show is so popular is highly representative of the downfall of humanity...
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Female 2,927
*face palm* jeeeesuuuss...
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Male 639
@PoopNoodle, same reason sideshow freaks were famous.
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Female 2,120
Oh my god that makes so much sense now I can explain to my husband why I had a black baby it was whale sperm
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Male 35
I`d still let her taste mine.
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Male 936
jersey shore is such a great show, only thing on mtv worth watching
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Male 5,194
People watch "reality" TV because they are too stupid for internet. Too stupid for internet? THAT`s saying something.
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Male 400
Why is this person famous? Could someone explain that to me?
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Male 391
She is possibly the most retarded object on Earth.
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Female 1,798
Well that`s not ALL of it by any stretch of the imagination, but there is definitely whale sperm in the ocean. About 20% of a sperm whale`s semen actually makes it into the female. The other 80% is lost in the big blue.
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Female 53
fckn hate jersey shore
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Male 490
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Male 1,378
I rather miss all this crap and I really hate commercials
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Male 270
Fail?
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Male 2
all boobs and no brains....the perfect woman!!
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Male 341
bahahahaha!!!!
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Male 19,842
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