Things Only Women Can Do

Submitted by: cobrakiller 6 years ago in Misc
http://www.mediadump.com/hosted-id128-things-women-can-do-that-guys-cannot.html

Aside from one or two of these, this list is completely legit.
There are 57 comments:
Male 172
All women are bitches. Ohdamn.
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Male 1,582
I`ll agree with those. According to social standards, most, if not all, of those things are true.
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Female 38
Stupidest thing ever =)
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Male 336
I`m sure I`ve done all of them, including making sweeping denouncements of men.
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Male 14,334
<---- Make this guy a sammich.
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Female 1,427
"for all of you commenting on men not having babies, do we forget this little bit."

Hate to say it, but he was born with a vagina and fully functioning female genitalia.

When they make it possible for men born with a penis, scrotum, testes, and the rest of the package able to give birth or otherwise conceive, I`ll quit using the reference.
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Male 15,510
Wrote by a man right
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Male 6,694
Laundry.
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Female 5,222
this post was not as good as I had hoped
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Male 7,611
for all of you commenting on men not having babies, do we forget this little bit.
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Female 1,008
...women can have babies...?
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Male 2,893
Women are good for 70 things.
Making a sandwich and 69 other things.
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Male 5,190
Am I the only one who sees an error message? Just me? Alrighty.
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Male 639
Wait, since when can I not comment on friends` levels of attractiveness? Hell, more often than not it`s qualified with an inherently sexual statement. I can`t think of anybody I know who won`t comment on the appearance of another male if he truly looks good. You know what looks good and what doesn`t, that in no way makes you gay. If you were to not say if someone looks good or bad, then you`re just being a dick.

Plenty of hetero guys wear make-up, just not lipstick and eye-liner. I don`t and I probably never will, but I don`t think you`re gay if you do.

I don`t really need toys for pleasure, but I own moisturizing lotion and leave it out, no secret what that`s used for.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Completely true. Plus, if you grew up in the 70`s and 80`s, like I did, you`d have seen the pendulum swing that occurred. In the early 70`s, women were the bumbling idiots in TV shows and men were the calm collected level headed ones that always had to bail out the women. Later, in the 80`s, women were represented as the calm level headed ones and men became the buffoons. Slowly, it became more and more acceptable to make fum of men and male bashing sort of became a sport.[/quote]

It`s more extreme than that. In the past, there were positive and negative sexist stereotypes of both sexes. When the swing you refer to occured, it was highly selective because it was based on feminism, a purely sexist ideology. So the result was only negative stereotypes of men and only positive stereotypes of women, i.e. *more* sexist than before.

Anyone who genuinely thinks that has anything to do with sexual equality is a deluded idiot who should be regarded as insane.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Women have been slaves for the most of human civilization and still basically are in many countries. The first generation of women born with the right to vote in America are still alive today. Women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes doing the same exact job, and over a lifetime that adds up to around 700,000 to 2 million dollars we`re being ripped off.[/quote]

Do you actually believe those lies created as propaganda to promote antimale sexism or are you just trolling?
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Male 7,611
im glad to see that some of you got what this was really about, im surprised so many of you just arent getting it.

@everyone who talks about women lying, trust me, men can lie just as well, you just never find out.
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Male 8,302
Yeah yeah yeah, but you can`t write your name in the sand when you pee* and that`s worth 10,000 points so nyah nyah men win still!!!



* Unless your name is `Sploosh`
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Female 1,324
like a lot of people said, babies, bleeding all the time >> lying. I can lie, really well, minor little things no problem, and I can tell when men are lying, all the time -.- you`re terrible at it.
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Female 857
What about have babies? no? .....okay
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Male 2,220
I was expecting..

Bleed for five days without dying.
Lie convincingly.

Not a list of things a Goth bloke could get through before drating breakfast!
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Male 694
"Not to mention convenient vegetable storage."

*spit take*
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Female 781
I thought this was going to be biological things like bearing children. Now I am disappointed. :(
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Male 3,431
I should be on that.
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Male 2,005
men can wear makeup, i have personally witnessed a man having makeup in a not emo/goth kind of way, but a non-visible way.

and men can call women bitches, since he would then be taken as a joker,

and yes men can call each other attractive, as long as the other asks him "do i look good? in a non-gay way?"

i have danced with other men.

and we don`t need "toys" for pleasure, we already have a hand.

but openly experiment with people of same gender, thats a no-ish, it really depends on how drunk you are
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Female 631
oi you guys are missing the point, yes men have the Ability to do all of those things, the point, is that These are things that are normally looked down upon by today`s society if a man were to do.

taboo to say.
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Female 2,120
Not to mention convenient vegetable storage.
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Male 335
You guys aren`t getting it. Of course men CAN do these things, but they are NOT (generally) socially acceptable, therefore, women have more free reign to do what they want, socially. Pretty good list IMO, although they should have added all the physical advantages women have over men as well.
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Male 25,416
Woman can also stay in the kitchen! Man cant stay in there for long
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Male 3,842
I disagree with almost everything on this list. I thought it would say things like having babies. I`m straight but I can say that a man is good looking (John Stamos is good looking). Openly experimenting with homosexuality, yeah, no men ever do that (sarcasm). And who says men can`t wear makeup?



These guys are straight and have had sex with more women than all of us put together.
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Male 4,014
This was stupid. Wow! Women can wear makeup! That deserved a paragraph or two of discussion....
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Male 39
What a stupid list, A guy can do all this things, it is just considered by people to be wrong. I am far more interested in real things like giving birth. But things you didn`t know
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Male 1,256
Aside from being terribly sexist, this article was very poorly written.
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Female 34
Women have been slaves for the most of human civilization and still basically are in many countries. The first generation of women born with the right to vote in America are still alive today. Women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes doing the same exact job, and over a lifetime that adds up to around 700,000 to 2 million dollars we`re being ripped off. But yeah, we do get to dance with each other :D
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Male 553
stupid
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Male 10,440
I disagree with several of these, but it doesn`t matter.

I found concerta`s link way funnier.
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Male 2,506
Shift 2 ad at the bottom makes me want shift 2
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Male 3,894
This was real dumb.
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Male 2,579
Frankly, I don`t give a damn.
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Female 72
Nothing new... we all know this.
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Male 38,507
On the other hand, a man can get laid as much as he is capable of and he`s a hero, but a woman showing the same exuberant sexuality is a whore.

Also, a man can climb a corporate ladder and be applauded for his accomplishment. A woman climbs the same ladder for less pay and people wonder who she slept with to get there.
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Male 683
drating taboo`s
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Female 1,356
frankly, i felt the entire article was sexist hahahaha...ah
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Female 15
All hail the double standards.
e_e`
I admit, it must suck for the guys in some points.. but it`s not like they don`t have certain "advantages".
Guys can openly admit to having like 8374598739475987435 sex partners and be praised for it.
(Not that I think it`s something that should be acceptable with -either- sex. e____________e)
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Female 7,867
I reckon they have a point- alway thought it was stupid that I can wear jeans and boots and a chap can``t wear make-up and a dress.
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Male 4,746
Completely true. Plus, if you grew up in the 70`s and 80`s, like I did, you`d have seen the pendulum swing that occurred. In the early 70`s, women were the bumbling idiots in TV shows and men were the calm collected level headed ones that always had to bail out the women. Later, in the 80`s, women were represented as the calm level headed ones and men became the buffoons. Slowly, it became more and more acceptable to make fum of men and male bashing sort of became a sport. Now, it`s still uncool to say anything negative against women, but male bashing is totally acceptable.
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Male 773
It`s funny cuz its true.
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Male 20
Agreed vv
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Male 604
This better be written by a man, otherwise someone needs to take the computer out of this broad`s kitchen.
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Male 3,364
My wife was watching a "Sex and the City" episode the other night, and the Kim Cattrell charachter boldly announced she wanted to return her vibrator. How many guys would even admit to owning a rubber vagina?
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Male 4,807
I just wasted 10 minutes reading the one about the smartest and dumbest presidents... now this??
Come on cobra, you`re killing us here.
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Female 8,044
no mention of giving birth or breast feeding??pretty basic stuff us girls do.
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Female 1,101
Agreed Malikymoo!
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Female 2,027
f*cking stupid
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Male 7,611
Link: Things Only Women Can Do [Rate Link] - Aside from one or two of these, this list is completely legit.
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