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57 Responses to Things Only Women Can Do

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Link: Things Only Women Can Do - Aside from one or two of these, this list is completely legit.
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 8:05 am
    f*cking stupid
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    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:09 am
    Agreed Malikymoo!
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:23 am
    no mention of giving birth or breast feeding??pretty basic stuff us girls do.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    February 27, 2011 at 8:23 am
    I just wasted 10 minutes reading the one about the smartest and dumbest presidents... now this??
    Come on cobra, you`re killing us here.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:28 am
    My wife was watching a "Sex and the City" episode the other night, and the Kim Cattrell charachter boldly announced she wanted to return her vibrator. How many guys would even admit to owning a rubber vagina?
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    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:28 am
    This better be written by a man, otherwise someone needs to take the computer out of this broad`s kitchen.
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    TurboCarlos1 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:32 am
    Agreed vv
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:34 am
    It`s funny cuz its true.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:35 am
    Completely true. Plus, if you grew up in the 70`s and 80`s, like I did, you`d have seen the pendulum swing that occurred. In the early 70`s, women were the bumbling idiots in TV shows and men were the calm collected level headed ones that always had to bail out the women. Later, in the 80`s, women were represented as the calm level headed ones and men became the buffoons. Slowly, it became more and more acceptable to make fum of men and male bashing sort of became a sport. Now, it`s still uncool to say anything negative against women, but male bashing is totally acceptable.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:36 am
    I reckon they have a point- alway thought it was stupid that I can wear jeans and boots and a chap can``t wear make-up and a dress.
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    iChuu Female 18-29
    15 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:42 am
    All hail the double standards.
    e_e`
    I admit, it must suck for the guys in some points.. but it`s not like they don`t have certain "advantages".
    Guys can openly admit to having like 8374598739475987435 sex partners and be praised for it.
    (Not that I think it`s something that should be acceptable with -either- sex. e____________e)
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:47 am
    frankly, i felt the entire article was sexist hahahaha...ah
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    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:48 am
    drating taboo`s
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:58 am
    On the other hand, a man can get laid as much as he is capable of and he`s a hero, but a woman showing the same exuberant sexuality is a whore.

    Also, a man can climb a corporate ladder and be applauded for his accomplishment. A woman climbs the same ladder for less pay and people wonder who she slept with to get there.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 9:21 am
    Women can do anything men can do.
  17. Profile photo of sarahsaur
    sarahsaur Female 18-29
    72 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 9:30 am
    Nothing new... we all know this.
  18. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 9:37 am
    Frankly, I don`t give a damn.
  19. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:02 am
    This was real dumb.
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:17 am
    Shift 2 ad at the bottom makes me want shift 2
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:41 am
    I disagree with several of these, but it doesn`t matter.

    I found concerta`s link way funnier.
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    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:10 am
    stupid
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    reptilia Female 18-29
    34 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Women have been slaves for the most of human civilization and still basically are in many countries. The first generation of women born with the right to vote in America are still alive today. Women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes doing the same exact job, and over a lifetime that adds up to around 700,000 to 2 million dollars we`re being ripped off. But yeah, we do get to dance with each other :D
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    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1254 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Aside from being terribly sexist, this article was very poorly written.
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    fatbone Male 18-29
    39 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:26 am
    What a stupid list, A guy can do all this things, it is just considered by people to be wrong. I am far more interested in real things like giving birth. But things you didn`t know
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:42 am
    This was stupid. Wow! Women can wear makeup! That deserved a paragraph or two of discussion....
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    I disagree with almost everything on this list. I thought it would say things like having babies. I`m straight but I can say that a man is good looking (John Stamos is good looking). Openly experimenting with homosexuality, yeah, no men ever do that (sarcasm). And who says men can`t wear makeup?



    These guys are straight and have had sex with more women than all of us put together.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    Woman can also stay in the kitchen! Man cant stay in there for long
  29. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    You guys aren`t getting it. Of course men CAN do these things, but they are NOT (generally) socially acceptable, therefore, women have more free reign to do what they want, socially. Pretty good list IMO, although they should have added all the physical advantages women have over men as well.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    Not to mention convenient vegetable storage.
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    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    633 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    oi you guys are missing the point, yes men have the Ability to do all of those things, the point, is that These are things that are normally looked down upon by today`s society if a man were to do.

    taboo to say.
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    men can wear makeup, i have personally witnessed a man having makeup in a not emo/goth kind of way, but a non-visible way.

    and men can call women bitches, since he would then be taken as a joker,

    and yes men can call each other attractive, as long as the other asks him "do i look good? in a non-gay way?"

    i have danced with other men.

    and we don`t need "toys" for pleasure, we already have a hand.

    but openly experiment with people of same gender, thats a no-ish, it really depends on how drunk you are
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    I should be on that.
  34. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    I thought this was going to be biological things like bearing children. Now I am disappointed. :(
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    "Not to mention convenient vegetable storage."

    *spit take*
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    I was expecting..

    Bleed for five days without dying.
    Lie convincingly.

    Not a list of things a Goth bloke could get through before drating breakfast!
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    What about have babies? no? .....okay
  38. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    like a lot of people said, babies, bleeding all the time >> lying. I can lie, really well, minor little things no problem, and I can tell when men are lying, all the time -.- you`re terrible at it.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Yeah yeah yeah, but you can`t write your name in the sand when you pee* and that`s worth 10,000 points so nyah nyah men win still!!!



    * Unless your name is `Sploosh`
  40. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    im glad to see that some of you got what this was really about, im surprised so many of you just arent getting it.

    @everyone who talks about women lying, trust me, men can lie just as well, you just never find out.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    Women have been slaves for the most of human civilization and still basically are in many countries. The first generation of women born with the right to vote in America are still alive today. Women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes doing the same exact job, and over a lifetime that adds up to around 700,000 to 2 million dollars we`re being ripped off.

    Do you actually believe those lies created as propaganda to promote antimale sexism or are you just trolling?
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    Completely true. Plus, if you grew up in the 70`s and 80`s, like I did, you`d have seen the pendulum swing that occurred. In the early 70`s, women were the bumbling idiots in TV shows and men were the calm collected level headed ones that always had to bail out the women. Later, in the 80`s, women were represented as the calm level headed ones and men became the buffoons. Slowly, it became more and more acceptable to make fum of men and male bashing sort of became a sport.

    It`s more extreme than that. In the past, there were positive and negative sexist stereotypes of both sexes. When the swing you refer to occured, it was highly selective because it was based on feminism, a purely sexist ideology. So the result was only negative stereotypes of men and only positive stereotypes of women, i.e. *more* sexist than before.

    Anyone who genuinely thinks that has anything to do with sexual equality is a deluded idiot who should be regarded as insane.
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    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    Wait, since when can I not comment on friends` levels of attractiveness? Hell, more often than not it`s qualified with an inherently sexual statement. I can`t think of anybody I know who won`t comment on the appearance of another male if he truly looks good. You know what looks good and what doesn`t, that in no way makes you gay. If you were to not say if someone looks good or bad, then you`re just being a dick.

    Plenty of hetero guys wear make-up, just not lipstick and eye-liner. I don`t and I probably never will, but I don`t think you`re gay if you do.

    I don`t really need toys for pleasure, but I own moisturizing lotion and leave it out, no secret what that`s used for.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    Women are good for 70 things.
    Making a sandwich and 69 other things.
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:57 pm
    ...women can have babies...?
  46. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    for all of you commenting on men not having babies, do we forget this little bit.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 1:26 am
    this post was not as good as I had hoped
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    malvikaspicy Female 13-17
    30 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 4:43 am
    This is what men can do........................ ;)
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 7:28 am
    Laundry.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 7:42 am
    Wrote by a man right
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 9:19 am
    "for all of you commenting on men not having babies, do we forget this little bit."

    Hate to say it, but he was born with a vagina and fully functioning female genitalia.

    When they make it possible for men born with a penis, scrotum, testes, and the rest of the package able to give birth or otherwise conceive, I`ll quit using the reference.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    <---- Make this guy a sammich.
  53. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    I`m sure I`ve done all of them, including making sweeping denouncements of men.
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    anafa Female 18-29
    38 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 2:37 am
    Stupidest thing ever =)
  55. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
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    March 1, 2011 at 9:00 am
    I`ll agree with those. According to social standards, most, if not all, of those things are true.
  56. Profile photo of M5000
    M5000 Male 13-17
    173 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    All women are bitches. Ohdamn.

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