The Moist Maker: A Dance Of Seduction

Submitted by: MidoriBug 6 years ago in Funny

This is what pr0n used to look like in the "80s. Aren"t you glad you didn"t live in the "80s? Safe for work.
There are 70 comments:
Male 759
Why is she laughing? That man is having a serious medical issue!
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Female 66
Nice moves there bud. Oh and the tan lines, don`t get me started. thrust thurst
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Male 371
I was born in `77 and am so very very ashamed of this decade...
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Male 5,413
@Chillimac
I had no soul so I just died...
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Male 92
That guy has got the moves! Hahahahahahaha Funniest white man ever!
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Male 1,016
woo hoo the 80`s ....gotta love the cheesy porn music and wow those leggings !!!!
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Male 239
Sometimes video`s come to light that make us realise why the past gets forgotten.
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Male 1,360
I`m going to do what he should have done; commit suicide.
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Male 438
what was left of my soul just died.
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Male 493
Everything about that... was wrong.
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Male 4
I feel dirty 0.o
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Female 22
DixxyRarr: We didn`t watch this for conception, we watched it for contraception.
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Male 2,402
OMG! This is so wrong on so many levels.




It`s like watching two ugly ferrets.
Bad Music
Bad Hair
Bad bodies (talleywacker, no tata`s, and no ass)
Bad dancing
Just bad, bad, and more bad.
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Female 1,163
eeeekkkk!!! WTF, did I just watch..and it had weird tan lines under its man panties.eeewwww!!
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Male 1,054
good way to get kids to keep their purity pledge
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Male 38,510
Lucky Roz
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Female 25
Is this guy with the camera Chris Meloni from Law and Order SVU?
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Female 1,798
awkward turtle...
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Male 2,988
Its not "The Moist Maker" its "The Mullet Maker: A Dance of Seduction" Get it right.
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Female 1,205
ummm...so much WTF!
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Female 1,604
My whole teenage years were in the 80s I hate the 80s clothes, hair, most music, sucks
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Male 3,745
"handimanner - "The secret`s out. Everyone was gay in the 80s."


Yep!
Until Ronald Reagan, Anita Bryant, and Jerry Fallwell forced them back into a closet.
Now those closet gays are called the GOP."

SCORE
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Male 795
OMFG that was hard to watch.
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Male 63
@ Gerry1of1
When you are right you are right :)
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Female 1,515
Oh. My. God. That dancing and that hair! Mm mm good.
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Female 423
This video supports the fact that most men can`t strip - shame.
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Female 491
0:36=derp
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Male 84
Not sure where most of you work, but a mulleted dude grinding up on a chick in a red speedo ain`t safe for where I work :)
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Male 38,510
handimanner - [quote]"The secret`s out. Everyone was gay in the 80s." [/quote]

Yep!
Until Ronald Reagan, Anita Bryant, and Jerry Fallwell forced them back into a closet.
Now those closet gays are called the GOP.
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Female 1,589
Dang...I`m all hot and bothered now.
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Male 25,416
I know what moves im trying
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Male 9
AWWW YEEEAA!! RADDDICAL
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Female 164
WTF Seriously WTF!!!! I stared at my laptop for 5 minutes after the video finished. I feel like my eyes have been raped!
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Male 250
..and that, kids, is how his pants got wet.
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Male 1,122
Mom?
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Female 63
OMG... in what world id that safe for work???

Cheesy, yes. Safe for work? Not so much.
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Female 4,039
Well...that was awkward.
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Male 4,807
HEY, I still own this on Beta !!
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Male 510
someone needs to put this on youtube backwards and post it here
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Female 7,867
Yep- just a goddam awful and embarassing as porn always was, and no doubt still is. But then I cook rather than watch Jamie Oliver.
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Male 162
Disagree. That is not safe for work.
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Male 3,745
DID I MISS GERRYS COMMENT?!?!?
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Male 7,378
Porn is more accessible today than it was then. Other than the bad soundtracks and lousy acting between sex scenes it`s pretty much the same.
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Male 7,611
damn, i see guys still dancing like that at the club where i work. also, people in porn back then just werent very pretty were they?
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Male 36
i`d love to watch gary put it all back on. in the same way he took it all off.
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Male 1,051
You forgot part of the description...
"at male stripper school"
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Male 230
i just guile themed this bad boy.
awwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Female 113
I liked the part at the end when he started humping her leg.
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Male 2,690
Is this why parents complain about how WE dance?
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Male 876
That guy is the most uncoordinated human being I`ve seen in a really, really long time.
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Female 45
"Aren`t you glad you didn`t live in the 80`s?"

How presumptuous.
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Male 2,868
I don`t know about anyone else here, but I wouldn`t want someone to see me watching this at work.
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Male 2,097
The secret`s out. Everyone was gay in the 80s.
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Male 880
WTF no anal?
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Female 1,784
I did live in the 80`s and what kids do and watch nowadays are far more messed up
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Female 2,525
*checks underwear*

Nope, still dry.
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Male 1,021
Why are my parents posted in a video on I-A-B?
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Male 38,510
wtf!?

there`s something wrong with our link.
the video stopped at 2:41 just as it was getting good.

where`s the rest of this video!
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Female 3,001
creepy
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Male 953
I can`t wait until 30 years from now to see what you think of todays videos... oh wait... shyt I`ll probably be dead by then :( never mind.
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Female 2,674
I wonder how many of our parents watched this pr0n whilst conceiving us... Just some food for thought.
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Male 683
WTF of the day..
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Male 518
90`s were better.
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Female 15
Yah, that`s the dance of a beta. An awkward and horribly outranked beta. Okay, never mind, he just the one that gets it`s ass kicked.
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Male 15,510
Maybe it was enough to impress the 80s generation, but now kids are watching 2 girls 1 cup...
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Female 133
Omg, I think I`m gonna puke.
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Male 718
Wow... thats uh...yea.. lol
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Female 2,509
O Gawd, leg warmers, heels and no boobies............
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Female 1,181
uh, i *did* live in the 80s. it rocked.
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Female 1,603
Link: The Moist Maker: A Dance Of Seduction [Rate Link] - This is what pr0n used to look like in the `80s. Aren`t you glad you didn`t live in the `80s? Safe for work.
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