The Moist Maker: A Dance Of Seduction

Submitted by: MidoriBug 6 years ago Funny

This is what pr0n used to look like in the "80s. Aren"t you glad you didn"t live in the "80s? Safe for work.
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Male 759
Why is she laughing? That man is having a serious medical issue!
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Female 66
Nice moves there bud. Oh and the tan lines, don`t get me started. thrust thurst
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Male 371
I was born in `77 and am so very very ashamed of this decade...
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Male 5,413
@Chillimac
I had no soul so I just died...
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Male 92
That guy has got the moves! Hahahahahahaha Funniest white man ever!
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Male 1,016
woo hoo the 80`s ....gotta love the cheesy porn music and wow those leggings !!!!
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Male 239
Sometimes video`s come to light that make us realise why the past gets forgotten.
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Male 1,360
I`m going to do what he should have done; commit suicide.
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Male 438
what was left of my soul just died.
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Male 493
Everything about that... was wrong.
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Male 4
I feel dirty 0.o
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Female 22
DixxyRarr: We didn`t watch this for conception, we watched it for contraception.
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Male 2,402
OMG! This is so wrong on so many levels.




It`s like watching two ugly ferrets.
Bad Music
Bad Hair
Bad bodies (talleywacker, no tata`s, and no ass)
Bad dancing
Just bad, bad, and more bad.
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Female 1,144
eeeekkkk!!! WTF, did I just watch..and it had weird tan lines under its man panties.eeewwww!!
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Male 1,054
good way to get kids to keep their purity pledge
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Male 37,897
Lucky Roz
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Female 25
Is this guy with the camera Chris Meloni from Law and Order SVU?
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Female 1,798
awkward turtle...
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Male 2,988
Its not "The Moist Maker" its "The Mullet Maker: A Dance of Seduction" Get it right.
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Female 1,205
ummm...so much WTF!
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Female 1,604
My whole teenage years were in the 80s I hate the 80s clothes, hair, most music, sucks
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Male 3,745
"handimanner - "The secret`s out. Everyone was gay in the 80s."


Yep!
Until Ronald Reagan, Anita Bryant, and Jerry Fallwell forced them back into a closet.
Now those closet gays are called the GOP."

SCORE
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Male 795
OMFG that was hard to watch.
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Male 63
@ Gerry1of1
When you are right you are right :)
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Female 1,515
Oh. My. God. That dancing and that hair! Mm mm good.
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Female 423
This video supports the fact that most men can`t strip - shame.
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Female 491
0:36=derp
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Male 84
Not sure where most of you work, but a mulleted dude grinding up on a chick in a red speedo ain`t safe for where I work :)
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Male 37,897
handimanner - [quote]"The secret`s out. Everyone was gay in the 80s." [/quote]

Yep!
Until Ronald Reagan, Anita Bryant, and Jerry Fallwell forced them back into a closet.
Now those closet gays are called the GOP.
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Female 1,589
Dang...I`m all hot and bothered now.
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Male 25,416
I know what moves im trying
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Male 9
AWWW YEEEAA!! RADDDICAL
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Female 164
WTF Seriously WTF!!!! I stared at my laptop for 5 minutes after the video finished. I feel like my eyes have been raped!
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Male 250
..and that, kids, is how his pants got wet.
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Male 1,122
Mom?
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Female 63
OMG... in what world id that safe for work???

Cheesy, yes. Safe for work? Not so much.
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Female 4,039
Well...that was awkward.
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Male 4,807
HEY, I still own this on Beta !!
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Male 510
someone needs to put this on youtube backwards and post it here
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Female 7,838
Yep- just a goddam awful and embarassing as porn always was, and no doubt still is. But then I cook rather than watch Jamie Oliver.
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Male 162
Disagree. That is not safe for work.
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Male 3,745
DID I MISS GERRYS COMMENT?!?!?
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Male 7,378
Porn is more accessible today than it was then. Other than the bad soundtracks and lousy acting between sex scenes it`s pretty much the same.
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Male 7,585
damn, i see guys still dancing like that at the club where i work. also, people in porn back then just werent very pretty were they?
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Male 36
i`d love to watch gary put it all back on. in the same way he took it all off.
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Male 1,051
You forgot part of the description...
"at male stripper school"
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Male 230
i just guile themed this bad boy.
awwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Female 113
I liked the part at the end when he started humping her leg.
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Male 2,690
Is this why parents complain about how WE dance?
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Male 876
That guy is the most uncoordinated human being I`ve seen in a really, really long time.
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Female 45
"Aren`t you glad you didn`t live in the 80`s?"

How presumptuous.
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Male 2,868
I don`t know about anyone else here, but I wouldn`t want someone to see me watching this at work.
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Male 2,096
The secret`s out. Everyone was gay in the 80s.
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Male 880
WTF no anal?
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Female 1,784
I did live in the 80`s and what kids do and watch nowadays are far more messed up
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Female 2,525
*checks underwear*

Nope, still dry.
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Male 1,021
Why are my parents posted in a video on I-A-B?
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Male 37,897
wtf!?

there`s something wrong with our link.
the video stopped at 2:41 just as it was getting good.

where`s the rest of this video!
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Female 3,001
creepy
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Male 953
I can`t wait until 30 years from now to see what you think of todays videos... oh wait... shyt I`ll probably be dead by then :( never mind.
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Female 2,674
I wonder how many of our parents watched this pr0n whilst conceiving us... Just some food for thought.
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Male 683
WTF of the day..
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Male 518
90`s were better.
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Female 15
Yah, that`s the dance of a beta. An awkward and horribly outranked beta. Okay, never mind, he just the one that gets it`s ass kicked.
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Male 15,510
Maybe it was enough to impress the 80s generation, but now kids are watching 2 girls 1 cup...
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Female 133
Omg, I think I`m gonna puke.
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Male 718
Wow... thats uh...yea.. lol
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Female 2,509
O Gawd, leg warmers, heels and no boobies............
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Female 1,181
uh, i *did* live in the 80s. it rocked.
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Female 1,603
Link: The Moist Maker: A Dance Of Seduction [Rate Link] - This is what pr0n used to look like in the `80s. Aren`t you glad you didn`t live in the `80s? Safe for work.
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