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Date: 02/10/11 07:44 AM

70 Responses to The Moist Maker: A Dance Of Seduction

  1. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:45 am
    Link: The Moist Maker: A Dance Of Seduction - This is what pr0n used to look like in the `80s. Aren`t you glad you didn`t live in the `80s? Safe for work.
  2. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:51 am
    uh, i *did* live in the 80s. it rocked.
  3. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:54 am
    O Gawd, leg warmers, heels and no boobies............
  4. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:57 am
    Wow... thats uh...yea.. lol
  5. Profile photo of frEbAsnSuga
    frEbAsnSuga Female 18-29
    133 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:00 am
    Omg, I think I`m gonna puke.
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:02 am
    Maybe it was enough to impress the 80s generation, but now kids are watching 2 girls 1 cup...
  7. Profile photo of Arxas
    Arxas Female 18-29
    15 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:07 am
    Yah, that`s the dance of a beta. An awkward and horribly outranked beta. Okay, never mind, he just the one that gets it`s ass kicked.
  8. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:09 am
    90`s were better.
  9. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:11 am
    WTF of the day..
  10. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:22 am
    I wonder how many of our parents watched this pr0n whilst conceiving us... Just some food for thought.
  11. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:22 am
    I can`t wait until 30 years from now to see what you think of todays videos... oh wait... shyt I`ll probably be dead by then :( never mind.
  12. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:25 am
    creepy
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:36 am
    wtf!?

    there`s something wrong with our link.
    the video stopped at 2:41 just as it was getting good.

    where`s the rest of this video!
  14. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:37 am
    Why are my parents posted in a video on I-A-B?
  15. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:39 am
    *checks underwear*

    Nope, still dry.
  16. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:42 am
    I did live in the 80`s and what kids do and watch nowadays are far more messed up
  17. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    881 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:49 am
    WTF no anal?
  18. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:06 am
    The secret`s out. Everyone was gay in the 80s.
  19. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:21 am
    I don`t know about anyone else here, but I wouldn`t want someone to see me watching this at work.
  20. Profile photo of Kirakid
    Kirakid Female 18-29
    45 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:23 am
    "Aren`t you glad you didn`t live in the 80`s?"

    How presumptuous.
  21. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:39 am
    That guy is the most uncoordinated human being I`ve seen in a really, really long time.
  22. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:47 am
    Is this why parents complain about how WE dance?
  23. Profile photo of pinksocks
    pinksocks Female 18-29
    113 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:49 am
    I liked the part at the end when he started humping her leg.
  24. Profile photo of raph
    raph Male 13-17
    230 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:57 am
    i just guile themed this bad boy.
    awwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  25. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 10:00 am
    You forgot part of the description...
    "at male stripper school"
  26. Profile photo of That1Guy124
    That1Guy124 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 10:00 am
    i`d love to watch gary put it all back on. in the same way he took it all off.
  27. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 10:02 am
    damn, i see guys still dancing like that at the club where i work. also, people in porn back then just werent very pretty were they?
  28. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 10:11 am
    Porn is more accessible today than it was then. Other than the bad soundtracks and lousy acting between sex scenes it`s pretty much the same.
  29. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 10:14 am
    DID I MISS GERRYS COMMENT?!?!?
  30. Profile photo of dmoltrup
    dmoltrup Male 30-39
    162 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 10:15 am
    Disagree. That is not safe for work.
  31. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 10:18 am
    Yep- just a goddam awful and embarassing as porn always was, and no doubt still is. But then I cook rather than watch Jamie Oliver.
  32. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 10:20 am
    someone needs to put this on youtube backwards and post it here
  33. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 10:21 am
    HEY, I still own this on Beta !!
  34. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 10:32 am
    Well...that was awkward.
  35. Profile photo of PapSett
    PapSett Female 50-59
    63 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 10:36 am
    OMG... in what world id that safe for work???

    Cheesy, yes. Safe for work? Not so much.
  36. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 11:35 am
    Mom?
  37. Profile photo of banur
    banur Male 18-29
    250 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    ..and that, kids, is how his pants got wet.
  38. Profile photo of Wonderwmn
    Wonderwmn Female 18-29
    164 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    WTF Seriously WTF!!!! I stared at my laptop for 5 minutes after the video finished. I feel like my eyes have been raped!
  39. Profile photo of WarPaint
    WarPaint Male 18-29
    9 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    AWWW YEEEAA!! RADDDICAL
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    I know what moves im trying
  41. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Dang...I`m all hot and bothered now.
  42. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    handimanner - "The secret`s out. Everyone was gay in the 80s."

    Yep!
    Until Ronald Reagan, Anita Bryant, and Jerry Fallwell forced them back into a closet.
    Now those closet gays are called the GOP.
  43. Profile photo of Neo20999
    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    Not sure where most of you work, but a mulleted dude grinding up on a chick in a red speedo ain`t safe for where I work :)
  44. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    0:36=derp
  45. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    This video supports the fact that most men can`t strip - shame.
  46. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    Oh. My. God. That dancing and that hair! Mm mm good.
  47. Profile photo of DesertWolf
    DesertWolf Male 30-39
    63 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    @ Gerry1of1
    When you are right you are right :)
  48. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    OMFG that was hard to watch.
  49. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    "handimanner - "The secret`s out. Everyone was gay in the 80s."


    Yep!
    Until Ronald Reagan, Anita Bryant, and Jerry Fallwell forced them back into a closet.
    Now those closet gays are called the GOP."

    SCORE
  50. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    My whole teenage years were in the 80s I hate the 80s clothes, hair, most music, sucks
  51. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    ummm...so much WTF!
  52. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    Its not "The Moist Maker" its "The Mullet Maker: A Dance of Seduction" Get it right.
  53. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    awkward turtle...
  54. Profile photo of mmneely932
    mmneely932 Female 50-59
    25 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    Is this guy with the camera Chris Meloni from Law and Order SVU?
  55. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    Lucky Roz
  56. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    good way to get kids to keep their purity pledge
  57. Profile photo of Pinkminx22
    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1081 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    eeeekkkk!!! WTF, did I just watch..and it had weird tan lines under its man panties.eeewwww!!
  58. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    OMG! This is so wrong on so many levels.




    It`s like watching two ugly ferrets.
    Bad Music
    Bad Hair
    Bad bodies (talleywacker, no tata`s, and no ass)
    Bad dancing
    Just bad, bad, and more bad.
  59. Profile photo of singr
    singr Female 40-49
    22 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    DixxyRarr: We didn`t watch this for conception, we watched it for contraception.
  60. Profile photo of CDXIX
    CDXIX Male 18-29
    4 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    I feel dirty 0.o
  61. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 1:17 am
    Everything about that... was wrong.
  62. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 1:57 am
    what was left of my soul just died.
  63. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 2:46 am
    I`m going to do what he should have done; commit suicide.
  64. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 4:24 am
    Sometimes video`s come to light that make us realise why the past gets forgotten.
  65. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 6:16 am
    woo hoo the 80`s ....gotta love the cheesy porn music and wow those leggings !!!!
  66. Profile photo of maniacalg
    maniacalg Male 40-49
    92 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 8:37 am
    That guy has got the moves! Hahahahahahaha Funniest white man ever!
  67. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 10:11 am
    @Chillimac
    I had no soul so I just died...
  68. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    I was born in `77 and am so very very ashamed of this decade...
  69. Profile photo of stwilson
    stwilson Female 18-29
    66 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 7:16 pm
    Nice moves there bud. Oh and the tan lines, don`t get me started. thrust thurst
  70. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    February 12, 2011 at 4:23 am
    Why is she laughing? That man is having a serious medical issue!

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