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Date: 02/03/11 10:23 AM

48 Responses to The Greatest Job Recommendation Letter Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 10:24 am
    Link: The Greatest Job Recommendation Letter Ever - Hire Shaun as your new IT guy--you will not regret it.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 10:30 am
    Shawn is the latest member of the IAB team
  3. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 10:31 am
    I wish my boss would write something like this
  4. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 10:35 am
    was this typed up by a 6th grader?
  5. Profile photo of WargMaster
    WargMaster Male 30-39
    42 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 10:42 am
    It seems that Shawn worked for Tenacious D.
  6. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 10:46 am
    This is such an epic failure. Everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn`t have an ass hole. He has another fist between his cheeks.
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    Klix Female 18-29
    92 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 10:51 am
    Is Keanu sad cause he drated him too?
  8. Profile photo of gHousewater
    gHousewater Male 18-29
    23 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 10:54 am
    This isnt funny. How many Tenacious D references are in there? :(
  9. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 11:02 am
    Tenacious D ftw.
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    redser99 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 11:07 am
    LOL He eats packets and poos frames LOL
  11. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 11:17 am
    hahaha nice, my reference letters are always straight forward...
  12. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 11:35 am
    Obvious D fan.
  13. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 11:37 am
    There are words in this letter than you can`t use in the comments at IAB.
  14. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 11:42 am
    Somewhat funny, somewhat not that funny.
  15. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Man. That 3hr. day has got to be tuff.
  16. Profile photo of timebored
    timebored Male 18-29
    69 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 11:46 am
    tenacious d references all around.
  17. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 11:47 am
    My name is spelled Sean and this is all true.
  18. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    No wai!

    Bruce Lee`s the only man who can kick Chuck Norris`s 455!
  19. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    "My name is spelled Sean and this is all true."

    Therefore your name is "Seen" not "Shawn".

    Bean, Dean, Lean, Mean are not pronounced "Bawn", "Dawn", "Lawn" or "Mawn". Learn how to pronounce your name plz. kthnx.
  20. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    "...with the efficiency of a Nazi death camp." If this wasn`t so offensive, I`d use this phrase everyday. XD

    Mind bullets is great too.
  21. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    This is pretty awesome. I bet Shawn doesn`t live up to this letter, though.
  22. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    @Batmanners

    Imposter spelling the original way is Sean beacuse it`s not from English originally it`s from Gaelic. The other ways are a hooked on phonics spelling go bug Geraldo Rivera or a guy named Jaun, ect...
  23. Profile photo of Silverbolt
    Silverbolt Male 30-39
    11 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    I work in IT and my name is Shawn, yep that sounds about right, going to clean this up a bit and attach it to my resume.
  24. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    Hey Batmanners! Here in Merica we spell "sean" the right way.
  25. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1242 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    This is so wrong and yet so awesome at the same time.
  26. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    love the reference to wonderboy :D
  27. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    i hope they sent this recommendation to the white house
  28. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    XD nice
  29. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    Huge !!!!! Just Huge !! "He eats packets and poos frames", bwahahahahaaaa !!!!!!!
  30. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Shaun? Shawn? Sean?
    Just who the f*ck are we talking about here?
  31. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    "not in a sexual way, it was about dominance and power."

    ...lawl...
  32. Profile photo of morbay32
    morbay32 Male 40-49
    66 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    This is what happens to you when you leave your resume in a public folder at work.
  33. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    nice letter, but who`s `Shaun` IAB?
  34. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    someone needs to do some grammar checks
    otherwise no one will take this seriously
  35. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    always in by 2pm, lol
  36. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    Highly derivative and riddled with grammar errors. Could have been great, but fails.
  37. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Sbeelz; But you get the concept of this, right?
    It`s like, supposed to be funny?

    I feel -really- bad for you that you`re such a
    grammar nazi that you can`t seem to enjoy something
    if it involves mistakes.
  38. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    What is with all the Tenacious D references?
  39. Profile photo of wparker227
    wparker227 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    I see 2 Tenacious D references, that`s a little overkill. One reference max! haha
  40. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 10:28 pm
    Very epic indeed.
  41. Profile photo of CptHaddock
    CptHaddock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 11:38 pm
    Translation: Swawn is a nerd.
  42. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 12:37 am
    i`d hire him
  43. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 4:36 am
    Tenacious D....sounds like Sunny D`s stubborn little brother.
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    epic
  45. Profile photo of Weakmonkey
    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    Dont get the epicness. If you take out the Tenacious D references, its really not funny. At all.
  46. Profile photo of Ivarvw
    Ivarvw Male 13-17
    36 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:12 am
    phoneybone: i`d hire him

    That`s why you aren`t a CEO yet.
  47. Profile photo of zyran
    zyran Male 18-29
    27 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 4:03 am
    loved the tenacious d reference.
  48. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    So Shawn`s actual name is Alexander Mahone?

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