Superman, You Shaved My Wife! [Pic]

Submitted by: basherrr 6 years ago Funny

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There are 47 comments:
Female 69
It isn`t supposed to be that his ear was damaged by the bullet. It was just plugged, like it dampens your hearing when you put a finger (or something else) in your ear. Still, if you have to explain it, it really isn`t funny. :/
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Male 3,076
XD
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Female 192
@Ldgxi

Superman is invincible.... therefore a bullet would be like a cotton ball in his ear.
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Male 3
I just spent 15 minutes looking at this trying to figure out how a bullet in his ear messing up his hearing is funny. I still don`t get it.

Am I the only one who thinks this is not funny?
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Female 182
XD
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Male 56
@ Helgarin

yeah. i didn`t think anyone else would. nice to know my pickiness isn`t wasted.
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Male 36,542
Oh, here it is!
Based on a dream? This guy dreams weirder than I do! lolz!
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Male 36,542
>>It was made from his baby-blanket.

Soooo, Superman travels around with his blankie? Like Linus (from Peanuts) eh? Lolz!

This is super-funny, anyone find the home site?
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Male 113
hahah!! that was awesome!
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Male 506
Did anyone references back to the first window to check if he really was shot by the bullet? Then being caught surprised that he was? lol
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Male 5,608
Saved!!!
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Female 4,447
HA! That was funny.
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Male 105
superdickery.com?
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Male 312
I laughed so bloody hard
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Male 3,915
lmao....that was pretty good

anyone know that website where superman is always a dick to everyone?
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Male 11,740
He didn`t shave the guy`s wife, he likes them hairy.
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Male 112
I nearly woke up my sleeping daughter because of my lolz
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Male 422
I really enjoyed that.
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Male 1,015
ROFL !!!!
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Male 15,510
Yeah, just stay there laughing and let the guys who were going to massacre him escape
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Male 5,194
>>How come Superman`s cape can stop bullets?

It was made from his baby-blanket. Everything from Krypton can stop bullets, even dustbunnies.
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Male 2,516
lol
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Male 4,393
LOLZZ
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Female 1,784
full of win!
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Male 14,330
@5Cats

No it`s not.
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Male 423
super-lol
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Female 9,402
lol wow.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 794
HA HA HA, oh that super sense of humor
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Male 6,694
XD
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Male 531
Ha!
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Male 10,339
"Is lead magnetic?"

Really? lol.
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Male 1,093
He is funnier than Funnyman
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Male 7,585
hahaha, awesome.
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Male 36,542
Is lead magnetic?
How come Superman`s cape can stop bullets?
Am I a nerd for asking these questions?
(I kid! It`s a funny comic!)
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Male 593
win lol
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Male 3,745
ugh...i laughed...
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Male 5,094
That atually looks legit, please tell me that`s legit!
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Male 377
Hmmmm...
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Male 10,339
"its funny because he has magnets for fingers"

Superman`s fingers. How do they work?
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Male 10,339
Epic.
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Male 1,312
LMAO! So cheesy and stupid that it literally made me laugh out loud at work.
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Male 427
Ha. That`s most highly amusing.
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Male 1,587
oh, Superman you kinky bastard. I bet you did shave his wife.
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Male 1,107
That made me laugh uncontrollably, and I`m not sure why.
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Male 244
its funny because he has magnets for fingers
wait no
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Male 242
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