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Date: 02/05/11 09:42 AM

78 Responses to Sporthocker: The New Buzz in X-Games?

  1. Profile photo of ruez
    ruez Male 18-29
    113 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 9:44 am
    Link: Sporthocker: The New Buzz in X-Games? - Not really sure what to make of this, I-A-B. Opinions? Is Germany trying to troll the world? Will this take off?
  2. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 9:49 am
    Well it`s about time that Extreme Sitting finally took off!
  3. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 9:51 am
    Looks cool actually
  4. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 9:58 am
    LOL, no...just no.

    I don`t see the point of a sport that probably translates to " xtreme sitting" with equipment resembling a giant spool.
  5. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:01 am
    like looking like you`re not doing anything special but feeling like you are?

    Try Sporthocker...
  6. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:02 am
    WTF???
  7. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:02 am
    NOT IM MY COUNTRY
  8. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:02 am
    that`ll get you laid
  9. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:04 am
    Neh
  10. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:05 am
    AWESOME! I want to do that!
  11. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:05 am
    A sport where you sit down? This one`s for me.
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:07 am
    After two world wars and one Hasselhoff I gave up trying to figure out Germans.
  13. Profile photo of timebored
    timebored Male 18-29
    69 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:10 am
    it`s like they took sweet flip tricks in skateboarding and mixed it with the laziness of people who would rather sit and play videogames about skateboarding, rather than actually skate. sounds like i found my sport.
  14. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:15 am
    It seems really stupid with the sitting n all...
  15. Profile photo of LithiumOne
    LithiumOne Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:31 am
    Stoopid.
  16. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:31 am
    eeerr
  17. Profile photo of rynEnigma
    rynEnigma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:33 am
    ahh yes another way to injure your balls.
  18. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:34 am
    freestyle lounging?
    extreme sitting?
    some of the stuff before the butt-plant is kinda cool.
    (better than der jumpen)
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:40 am
    So this sport is what?.... Relay Sitting?
  20. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:53 am
    I see many broken tailbones in their futures.
  21. Profile photo of Nick513
    Nick513 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:57 am
    play musical chairs with them, then I`ll be impressed
  22. Profile photo of hefalump
    hefalump Male 18-29
    71 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:58 am
    derp.
    I can`t wait until these things really catch on. Then we can watch thousands of compilation videos of unparalleled scrotum trauma.
  23. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:02 am
    ``so yeah we`re making plastic stool to throw around and problably lose control of in an urban setting where it will end on someone else head``
  24. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:05 am
    Unlike pro skateboarding, this doesn`t look impressive at all.
  25. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:12 am
    see that awesome empty warehouse at 1:15? where i live we have literally none of those that aren`t filled with crack addicts. what if i need to make a sporthocker video? i`ll never have the right setting!!
  26. Profile photo of ruun
    ruun Male 18-29
    10 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:13 am
    extreme birdbaths?
  27. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:26 am
    im thinking if you really want to make it a sport, put a hole in one side with a reservoir, add ex lax, prune juice concentrate, or something else that causes explosive diarrhea, and let the games begin!
  28. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:30 am
    LOL@ ruun
  29. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:41 am
    I`m sooo good at sitting!
  30. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:55 am
    This is basically the same tacticts they used to kick of ww2..
  31. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    imo i think the reason skateboards and bikes are so popular is due to the fact that they actually serve a puprose other than tricks: transportation.
    i`d give this is just Germany`s scooter fad lol.
  32. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    Impressive, but I couldn`t ever imagine myself doing this... Not for the difficulty factor, but because of how absolutely ridiculous it is.
  33. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Make it functional toilet and then you have something.
  34. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    wow. that looks really lame
  35. Profile photo of Jackson13W
    Jackson13W Male 30-39
    155 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    finally: EXTREME FOOT-STOOL!!!! how RADICAL can you SIT?!
    i would like to take this moment to declare the era of `extreme sports` over.
  36. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    Cmon germany. Even americans arent that stupid to buy such a thing.
  37. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    That`s gay... I mean like Gerry1of1 gay.

    I would rather watch curling for over a minute.
  38. Profile photo of JZee28
    JZee28 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Stupid, why not get a stool, boring
  39. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    no
  40. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    I thought this was a joke so I googled "hooker".

    Nothing like the video came up at all.


    LOL just noticed my unintentional puns LOLOLOL
    I crack myself up sometimes!
  41. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    this is the next big thing so start getting use to this extreme sitting down
  42. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    please be trolls please be trolls please be trolls
  43. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    hardcore sitting!
  44. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    since when aren`t the Germans trying to troll the world? eh? Well, this doesn`t look very aerobic, or difficult at all. I think I could pick it up in 2 seconds.
  45. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    yeah........hmmm......no*shakes head in negative*
  46. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    cool little stool you have there germany
  47. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    Looks like something for us old farts. Exercise, then sit.
  48. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    extreme stool
  49. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    this will catch on in 20 years.
  50. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    Stoopid Germans
  51. Profile photo of beerbaby
    beerbaby Male 30-39
    84 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    I`d end up sitting on my nuts...
  52. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    Extreme sitting.

    Hock n Roll!
  53. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    I`d try it.
  54. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    A sport where the only rule is to sit down, is not a sport. This is no more a sport than parkour, ping pong, or cup stacking.
  55. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    im thinking if you really want to make it a sport, put a hole in one side with a reservoir, add ex lax, prune juice concentrate, or something else that causes explosive diarrhea, and let the games begin!
  56. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    @ trojan
    u never played ping pong right then
  57. Profile photo of RVIsh
    RVIsh Male 18-29
    251 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    Competitive sitting?! Finally, a sport all of America can get behind.
  58. Profile photo of MonkHarvest
    MonkHarvest Male 30-39
    47 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:08 pm
    Extreme sitting huh? Time to step up hipsters, fixies are so 2009.
  59. Profile photo of xKrazyKoalax
    xKrazyKoalax Male 18-29
    208 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:17 pm
    My friends and I made up something sort of similar to this in that you ran around with something and did basically whatever you wanted and then landed on it. With us it was a boogie board or something similar. It didn`t catch on.
  60. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 4:13 am
    Humanity has become so lazy that sitting is now considered an extreme sport.
  61. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 8:28 am
    I think the American version should involve hackey sack moves and a bean bag chair.
  62. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 8:32 am
    Free-style sit-down. Check out my "no hands" Superman sit. Watch where I turn around three times before I sit. Note my browser-click-and-sit routine. Mad props for my beer and chips carry-sit.

    Hope this catches on. I would be so good at it.
  63. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:34 am
    Number43-LOL, you won it; that seems funny and so true...
  64. Profile photo of ITrustTyler
    ITrustTyler Male 18-29
    2 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:50 am
    Figures Germany would popularize something you catch with your ass.
  65. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    that would suck if you sit on that wrong
  66. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    You could just... grab a chair, sit down.
  67. Profile photo of Civas-lies
    Civas-lies Male 18-29
    48 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    Think this will last about as long as those plastic-soled shoes people used to `skate` with...
    Which is to say, I heard about it once, thought it was silly and never heard about em again.
  68. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    Hock`n`Roll. Oh wow.
  69. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    reminds me of those devil sticks
  70. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Aright I`m not gonna lie that`s almost pretty awesome.
  71. Profile photo of max5121
    max5121 Male 18-29
    272 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 8:57 pm
    pretty lazy when your sport is sitting down...
  72. Profile photo of billzone
    billzone Male 18-29
    136 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 2:57 am
    look at those hocking hipsters
  73. Profile photo of Delta2Alpha
    Delta2Alpha Male 18-29
    125 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 4:46 am
    WTF... Its a seat ffs. They have been around for ages. These guys just want to market some thing they kick around. Not a sport, just lame.
  74. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 7:34 am
    Dudes, this is extreme, every time you cannot manage to sit well, is a guarantee direct hit to the nuts
  75. Profile photo of jburgh
    jburgh Male 18-29
    37 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 9:05 am
    anal injury anybody?
  76. Profile photo of DomTheDaring
    DomTheDaring Male 18-29
    70 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 11:13 am
    This is retarded beyond description.
  77. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    Extreme....sitting? Thats so stupid.

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