Sporthocker: The New Buzz in X-Games?

Submitted by: ruez 6 years ago in Sports

Not really sure what to make of this, I-A-B. Opinions? Is Germany trying to troll the world? Will this take off?
There are 78 comments:
Male 1,312
Extreme....sitting? Thats so stupid.
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Male 70
This is retarded beyond description.
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Male 37
anal injury anybody?
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Male 15,510
Dudes, this is extreme, every time you cannot manage to sit well, is a guarantee direct hit to the nuts
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Male 133
WTF... Its a seat ffs. They have been around for ages. These guys just want to market some thing they kick around. Not a sport, just lame.
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Male 136
look at those hocking hipsters
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Male 272
pretty lazy when your sport is sitting down...
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Male 394
Aright I`m not gonna lie that`s almost pretty awesome.
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Male 487
reminds me of those devil sticks
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Male 2,552
Hock`n`Roll. Oh wow.
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Male 48
Think this will last about as long as those plastic-soled shoes people used to `skate` with...
Which is to say, I heard about it once, thought it was silly and never heard about em again.
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Male 493
You could just... grab a chair, sit down.
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Male 1,196
that would suck if you sit on that wrong
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Male 2
Figures Germany would popularize something you catch with your ass.
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Male 958
Number43-LOL, you won it; that seems funny and so true...
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Male 5,194
Free-style sit-down. Check out my "no hands" Superman sit. Watch where I turn around three times before I sit. Note my browser-click-and-sit routine. Mad props for my beer and chips carry-sit.

Hope this catches on. I would be so good at it.
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Female 734
I think the American version should involve hackey sack moves and a bean bag chair.
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Male 759
Humanity has become so lazy that sitting is now considered an extreme sport.
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Male 208
My friends and I made up something sort of similar to this in that you ran around with something and did basically whatever you wanted and then landed on it. With us it was a boogie board or something similar. It didn`t catch on.
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Male 47
Extreme sitting huh? Time to step up hipsters, fixies are so 2009.
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Male 251
Competitive sitting?! Finally, a sport all of America can get behind.
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Male 450
@ trojan
u never played ping pong right then
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Male 684
im thinking if you really want to make it a sport, put a hole in one side with a reservoir, add ex lax, prune juice concentrate, or something else that causes explosive diarrhea, and let the games begin!
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Male 511
A sport where the only rule is to sit down, is not a sport. This is no more a sport than parkour, ping pong, or cup stacking.
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Male 226
I`d try it.
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Male 2,033
Extreme sitting.

Hock n Roll!
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Male 84
I`d end up sitting on my nuts...
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Male 758
Stoopid Germans
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Male 1,083
this will catch on in 20 years.
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Female 3,598
extreme stool
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Male 2,145
Looks like something for us old farts. Exercise, then sit.
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Male 2,056
cool little stool you have there germany
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Male 2,229
yeah........hmmm......no*shakes head in negative*
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Male 1,587
since when aren`t the Germans trying to troll the world? eh? Well, this doesn`t look very aerobic, or difficult at all. I think I could pick it up in 2 seconds.
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Male 25,416
hardcore sitting!
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Male 326
please be trolls please be trolls please be trolls
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Male 1,834
this is the next big thing so start getting use to this extreme sitting down
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Male 39,880
I thought this was a joke so I googled "hooker".

Nothing like the video came up at all.


LOL just noticed my unintentional puns LOLOLOL
I crack myself up sometimes!
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Female 1,190
no
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Male 541
wtf, you see someone on a skateboard doing tricks, then you see these people being butt raped by a large spool. I knew the XGames were getting gay.
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Male 26
Stupid, why not get a stool, boring
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Male 2,796
That`s gay... I mean like Gerry1of1 gay.

I would rather watch curling for over a minute.
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Male 469
Cmon germany. Even americans arent that stupid to buy such a thing.
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Male 155
finally: EXTREME FOOT-STOOL!!!! how RADICAL can you SIT?!
i would like to take this moment to declare the era of `extreme sports` over.
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Male 2,988
wow. that looks really lame
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Male 3,431
Make it functional toilet and then you have something.
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Male 4,004
Impressive, but I couldn`t ever imagine myself doing this... Not for the difficulty factor, but because of how absolutely ridiculous it is.
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Male 633
imo i think the reason skateboards and bikes are so popular is due to the fact that they actually serve a puprose other than tricks: transportation.
i`d give this is just Germany`s scooter fad lol.
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Male 707
This is basically the same tacticts they used to kick of ww2..
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Male 683
I`m sooo good at sitting!
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Male 1,378
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Male 684
im thinking if you really want to make it a sport, put a hole in one side with a reservoir, add ex lax, prune juice concentrate, or something else that causes explosive diarrhea, and let the games begin!
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Male 10
extreme birdbaths?
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Male 610
see that awesome empty warehouse at 1:15? where i live we have literally none of those that aren`t filled with crack addicts. what if i need to make a sporthocker video? i`ll never have the right setting!!
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Male 1,815
Unlike pro skateboarding, this doesn`t look impressive at all.
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Male 423
``so yeah we`re making plastic stool to throw around and problably lose control of in an urban setting where it will end on someone else head``
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Male 70
derp.
I can`t wait until these things really catch on. Then we can watch thousands of compilation videos of unparalleled scrotum trauma.
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Male 55
play musical chairs with them, then I`ll be impressed
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Male 1,451
I see many broken tailbones in their futures.
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Male 39,880
So this sport is what?.... Relay Sitting?
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Male 360
freestyle lounging?
extreme sitting?
some of the stuff before the butt-plant is kinda cool.
(better than der jumpen)
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Male 193
ahh yes another way to injure your balls.
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Female 404
eeerr
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Male 153
Stoopid.
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Male 1,091
It seems really stupid with the sitting n all...
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Male 69
it`s like they took sweet flip tricks in skateboarding and mixed it with the laziness of people who would rather sit and play videogames about skateboarding, rather than actually skate. sounds like i found my sport.
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Male 39,880
After two world wars and one Hasselhoff I gave up trying to figure out Germans.
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Male 5,194
A sport where you sit down? This one`s for me.
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Male 3,076
[sarcasm]AWESOME! I want to do that![sarcasm]
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Male 1,222
Neh
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Male 1,627
that`ll get you laid
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Male 304
NOT IM MY COUNTRY
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Male 304
WTF???
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Male 3,915
like looking like you`re not doing anything special but feeling like you are?

Try Sporthocker...
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Male 776
LOL, no...just no.

I don`t see the point of a sport that probably translates to " xtreme sitting" with equipment resembling a giant spool.
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Male 263
Looks cool actually
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Male 305
Well it`s about time that Extreme Sitting finally took off!
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Male 113
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