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Date: 02/18/11 12:19 PM

47 Responses to So My Biography Finally Hit The Racks [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    Link: So My Biography Finally Hit The Racks - It gets really good when you get to the photos...
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Both.
  3. Profile photo of putzco
    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    I know Eddie Izzard mentioned the choice between "Cake or Death", but Cake vs hookers? Better be damned good cake.
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    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Animal spirits, Childhood, Pop-culture, God, and Robots... woah.
  5. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    If you`re hooker is Marie Antoinette, you could get both!
  6. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    I`ll take both
  7. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Is he a hooker? Oh boy.
  8. Profile photo of itellifyou
    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    I`ll have my cake, and have sex with it too...
    less chance of getting an std too.
  9. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    what classic literature...how can you dislike anything that includes robots?
  10. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    lolz, i just saw the lewd pony tag on the upper corner!
  11. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    hmmmm decisions decisions
  12. Profile photo of SKULLMAN
    SKULLMAN Male 18-29
    64 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    That book looks pretty awesome to me!
  13. Profile photo of Nageki
    Nageki Male 30-39
    110 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    The cake is a lie!!!
  14. Profile photo of Eukre
    Eukre Male 30-39
    70 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    Why can`t you have your Hookers and eat it too? -Cake that is.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    You know the book is pure crap when it has to go with a title like that
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    Yup, just what I thought. According Amazon.com 11 people reviewed this book... all them gave it 1 star out if 5...
  17. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    This post needs to be a poll.
    Hookers or Cake?
  18. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    Robots
  19. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    Hmmm I`ve had cake many times, I`ve never had hookers.

    I`d have to go with cake.
  20. Profile photo of Ska_Machine
    Ska_Machine Male 13-17
    153 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    A took the first comment from the Amazon reviews angelmassb posted

    This cake pan is to flat and it caught fire when I put it in my...,
    But worst of all this book never even arrived. I contacted Amazon and they said this title doesn`t exist. "So what`s on fire in my..." I screamed. "Oh God no! Cynthia!" But in running to the kitchen I realized that I don`t have a Cynthia nor do I have a... So thankfully Cynthia is alright, because she doesn`t exist. But my relief was short lived because just then the earth blew up. I felt the flesh torn from my body and I was naked of form. I was consciousness itself rolling in endless black space. Cynthia! Mi Amore!
    Seriously though this book is terrible.
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    Ska_Machine Male 13-17
    153 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    yeah.. read the amazon comments they`re pretty funny haha
  22. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    Why not a hooker in a cake?
  23. Profile photo of rx7_mastr
    rx7_mastr Male 13-17
    115 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    hooker!
  24. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3446 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    I was married for twenty years, I`ll have to go with cake too.
  25. Profile photo of Aerfy
    Aerfy Male 18-29
    232 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    @Reignblazer:Why not a hooker in a cake?

    Because you can`t have your cake and Edith too.
  26. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    Aerfy....I see what you did there. Well done.
  27. Profile photo of thefatkid77
    thefatkid77 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    EFFIN BOTH!!!
  28. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    I dont get the Edith thing :( who is Edith and why was it supposed to be punny?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    Cake, I don`t know what STD`s a hooker might have.
  30. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    I dont get the Edith thing :( who is Edith and why was it supposed to be punny?

    *facepalm*

    I was going to explain, but that`s ok. It`s a little too cerebral for most people here to catch anyway.
  31. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    Samsquanch, shut the hell up. Your posts just make you look like a complete tool.
  32. Profile photo of Insanity_cow
    Insanity_cow Female 18-29
    145 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    </i>I dont get the Edith thing :( who is Edith and why was it supposed to be punny?


    *facepalm*

    I was going to explain, but that`s ok. It`s a little too cerebral for most people here to catch anyway.</i>

    You`re an idiot...what that guy said was a funny, and your response to it even funnier...But that`s okay it`s a little too cerebral for most people...including you
  33. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    I`ll take my hooker and eat her too.
  34. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    HOOKERS!
  35. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    dratin` cake, goddammit.
  36. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    @Aerfy...lmao. Well done.
  37. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 11:30 pm
    That is one classy looking hooker.
  38. Profile photo of nielzz
    nielzz Male 18-29
    75 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 1:39 am
    This must be one hell of a book! just read the bottom text! It has god AND ROBOTS!!
  39. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7552 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 1:39 am
    I have read the reviews, seen the cover- now I want to read the book- but not 10 quids worth of want. Do you think the library will have it?
  40. Profile photo of malvikaspicy
    malvikaspicy Female 13-17
    30 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 5:03 am
    Read this first!! :-P
  41. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    WHy does life throw such hard choices?
  42. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    why cant i have both?! oh the humanity
  43. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 9:17 pm
    A Lewd Pony Book?
  44. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    I seriously need to read this
  45. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:10 am
    I am so drating intrigued right now.
  46. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:18 am
    Can I have that sexy guy on the front cover instead!!!

    lol lol lol
  47. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Hmmm, tough choice.........hookers

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