Single White Feline: Cats Are Dicks

Submitted by: SmilinSam 6 years ago in Funny

Wonder why you"re single, crazy cat lady?
There are 28 comments:
Female 87
while i was watching this my cat came in demanding attention O.O
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Male 14,332
I love pussies!!
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Male 15,510
Evil cat will keep you virgin for life
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Female 4,039
Very cute
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Female 407
i love cats.
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Male 89
exactly. i`ve been with several girls who had cats. doesn`t work out. i know why, if you don`t get a gf with a cat.
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Male 2,988
cats = suck
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Male 11,740
That is why I hate pets. Fish are tolerable, anything else needs to be somewhere else.
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Male 12,138
Shame pmarren`s been banned on multiple usernames, I`d like to hear his take on this one. Personally, I kinda liked the guy (not my ban). Maybe he was on to something after all.
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Male 2,097
Rofl. Now I know where all my phone messages are going
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Male 5,081
Is Purrrrtastic!
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Female 4,086
and that`s why dogs are so superior to cats. get a nice big dog like a boxer or something and men will be on you like flies. a min pin, not so much!
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Male 2,229
cute
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Male 2,220
For this lady satisfaction is only a trebuchet away.
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Male 928
All women like her need cats to save guys from being stuck in a dull relationship...
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Female 1,589
Strange eyes for a cat. They are usually yellow or green. One of my cats has one blue one green eye, but even the blue eye isn`t that kind of shade. It`s lighter.
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Male 3,076
banned from 4chan for [quote]board raiding[/quote] pff BS! }-)
so that will have to do.
XD... ;-/
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Male 2,592
i totally would
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Male 25,416
evil cat
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Female 189
What a beautiful kitty..!
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Male 1,548
Made this same comment on another post, but here it`s far more relevant.

Fun fact of the day: being a "cat person" is a disease.
[quote]toxoplasma gondii[/quote] is a parasite present in cat feces that causes attraction towards feline pheromones. It`s main function is to infect rats and birds so they walk right up to a cat to get mauled. In humans, the effects range from mimicking parental behavior towards cats to schizophrenia and the desire to acquire more cats (crazy cat ladies like above).

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Female 359
The first video in which pmarron`s (not sure about the spelling)comments would apply.
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Female 3,001
true story
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Male 38,480

Bridget Jones meeets Kitty Galore.

hahaha - score 4
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Male 34
Ha. That was good.
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Male 3

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Female 3,598
Link: Single White Feline: Cats Are Dicks [Rate Link] - Wonder why you`re single, crazy cat lady?
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