Sheet Music For Faerie`s Aire & Death Waltz [Pic]

Submitted by: goog! 6 years ago in Misc

I could play this song on the piano, but I don"t want to.
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Female 74
Wait...this has explosives?

*Calls Ticketron for concert info.*
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Male 172
This looks retarded. Why is music written the way it is? There HAS to be some better way. They did it for guitar, why not all the other instruments...
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Male 113
I love IAB for introducing me to the musical genre of satire, a genre I was not familiar with.
However, I also deride it for further confirming the alarming number of people who don`t understand satire.
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Female 137
Keep both feet together and insert penuts?
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Male 1,312
Haha "Gong duet" That is all I really want in life is to hear a gong duet
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Male 116
i just realized why this looks so crazy, this is a score, as in its not a specific part for one person to play, its got an entire ensemble`s parts all put together, while it is still kind of crazy, not as bad as it first looks
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Male 128
lol band jokes
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Female 961
"release the penguins", "moon walk", "balance chair on two legs", "rests are imaginary", "bow real fast slippage can occur", "insert peanuts" and a tempo at 788 beats, i think i like this song
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Male 15,510
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Male 6,694
Like a dirigible.
XD
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Male 21
"Light explosives now.... and...... now"
"add bicycle"
add Sopranos"
"Moon-Walk"
"remove Cattle from stage"
"balance your chair on 2 legs"
LMFAO!!
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Male 383
Release the penguins!!!!!
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Male 58
"Light explosives now.... and...... now"
"Duck"
"Slap thigh"
"Play ball!"
"Gradually become irritated"
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Female 33
Those who don`t seem to be understanding, it`s gag sheet music. My friend had a copy, and actually tried to play it...yeah no.
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Male 2,893
"insert peanuts" LOL
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Female 102
I had someone pull a joke like this on some of my FFVII sheet music once. It wasn`t funny.
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Female 8
Haha "add bicycle..."
"Balance your chair on two legs".
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Male 1,595
Thanks prettymaryk for the video.

I *could* play this, but it would have to be at a tempo of .0001 bpm.
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Male 5,189
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Male 391
@Tharnambular That`s the joke you tool.
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Male 217
You`d need 12 fingers on each hand to hit the last chord on the first line.
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Female 60
It calls for 214th notes. Physically impossible, but I`d like to see how it could be done on computer.
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Male 71
Sorry but if any of you know about music. This is a total fail. lol none of this is possible. It`s a piano piece and says to switch embouchures, which is only relevant to horns. Also there a little treble clefts inside the music. big fail lol
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Female 812
No political reference, they are penguins for god sake! If they are captured we should release them immediately!
PENGUINS!!!
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Male 12,365
Release the penguins!

An order or a political slogan? Are any penguins political prisoners? Enquiring minds want to know.
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Female 74
http://youtu.be/sCgT94A7WgI
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Male 270
Untie Slipknot. Good idea.
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Male 670
"Arranged by: Accident" no poo?
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Female 80
Haha :D Slippage may occur, rests are imaginary
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Male 17,512
That is by far the most bizarre piece of sheet music I`ve ever seen.
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Female 3,598
huh... something about this (insert peanuts, light explosives now..and now, saxes move downstage, duck, play ball, slap thigh, have a nice day, all harpists stand up and wait, and more) makes me think this is not real... however, if it is, i must see it performed!!!!
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Female 23
haha insert peanuts?
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Male 84
@Altaru
"Did anyone else notice "Release the penguins?"

No, but I noticed "Like a dirigible," and "remove cows from stage"
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Female 49
sorry guys. this is not what it says on the paper. It actually sounds like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCgT94A7WgI&feature=related
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Male 464
Okay, theres more than one version of this.
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Male 10,855
Both hands playing on the treble clef?

PFFT forget four hands you`ll need 8!
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Male 3,482
Did anyone else notice "Release the penguins?"
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Male 542
The human hand does not have 20 fingers.
This is coming from a human, and a pianist
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Male 3
Maybe one should state, that this i supposed to be a musical joke; sounds awesome though.
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Male 648
I get the feeling this was not in fact based on a Cro-magnon skinning chant.
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Female 359
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Male 25,417
yeah, thats awesome
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Female 149
For the 287429384723th time,

"FAERIE`S AIRE/DEATH WALTZ" AND "U.N. OWEN WAS HER" ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Female 359
Ack
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Male 126
at the bottom it says "balance your chair on two legs."
Dinner and a show!
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Female 1,356
.... i gotta hear it now!!! to the youtubes!!!
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Female 3,001
this hurts my head just looking at it.
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Male 407
That song sounds so beast
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Male 22
Where is the second page?
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Male 76
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Female 7,995
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Male 16
My guitar teacher has this on his office`s door. He tells all the people in his beginner`s class that they have to play it for their final exam.
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Female 1,435
now send us a link of someone playing this!
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Male 56
I always had trouble with the part where you have to insert peanuts
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Male 32
"whole arm on black notes", "release the penguins"
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Female 854
I know there is some kind of hidden picture in there somewhere... *Crosses eyes again*
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Male 1,596
erm
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Male 229
ow, OW! OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW My brain!
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Male 3,076
pfff don`t need a piano when you cant play this on a banjo!
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Male 3,060
lol. that looks like electrical schematics.
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Male 2,138
Light fuses here...and here....duck
crescendo...or not
ROFL
quick, call Lady Gaga, I smell a hit(or is that gunpowder)
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Male 10,440
this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx02KOGhjes&feature=related

Is worth listening to, especially near the end where the notes start filling up the screen. I don`t know if it`s part of the same work as this post.
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Male 588
This is supposed to be unplayable and it`s not the only composition of the kind: link. Here`s some people, pretending to play it: video (skip to 3:55).
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Male 515
dear god, it`s amazing. . .
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Male 121
hey hey, give me a break. lots of orchestral pieces have super condensed scores. plus considering it has cues for how to bow the violins, that`s why I made that angry comment. But now that I looked at it more closely, it`s very apparent that this is just a joke.
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Female 694
U.N. Owen was Her... Gotta love Touhou.
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Male 10,440
lol... actually reading the thing is funnier...
"release the penguins" indeed, also...
"light the explosives"
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Male 10,440
"Death Waltz" seems an appropriate name. I looked for it on youtube... no one seems to be able to actually play it.
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Male 749
RELEASE THE PENGUINS!!!!!!
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Male 588
psychosax, I think you`re taking a sheet music that contains directions like "insert peanuts", "release the penguins", "remove cattle from stage", "Like a Dirigible" and so on a bit too seriously.
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Male 121
I think the funniest part about this is how it says "release the penguins" and "moon-walk" as orchestral cues. haha
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Male 414
Ok, since I actually now how to read music with some proficiency, that`s hysterical. Gradually slide from 12-bar blues to a more Vivaldi-like cadence. LOLs
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Male 137
Saw the same thing for Aphex Twin
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Male 121
This is a reduced orchestral score. Of course you`re not supposed to try to play this on the piano. You`re stupid.
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Male 320
Link: Sheet Music For Faerie`s Aire & Death Waltz [Pic] [Rate Link] - I could play this song on the piano, but I don`t want to.
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