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Date: 02/27/11 09:43 AM

75 Responses to Sheet Music For Faerie`s Aire & Death Waltz [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
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    February 27, 2011 at 9:46 am
    Link: Sheet Music For Faerie`s Aire & Death Waltz - I could play this song on the piano, but I don`t want to.
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    psychosax Male 18-29
    121 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 9:54 am
    This is a reduced orchestral score. Of course you`re not supposed to try to play this on the piano. You`re stupid.
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    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Saw the same thing for Aphex Twin
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    Darkalen Male 40-49
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    February 27, 2011 at 9:57 am
    Ok, since I actually now how to read music with some proficiency, that`s hysterical. Gradually slide from 12-bar blues to a more Vivaldi-like cadence. LOLs
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    psychosax Male 18-29
    121 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:00 am
    I think the funniest part about this is how it says "release the penguins" and "moon-walk" as orchestral cues. haha
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    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:03 am
    psychosax, I think you`re taking a sheet music that contains directions like "insert peanuts", "release the penguins", "remove cattle from stage", "Like a Dirigible" and so on a bit too seriously.
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    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:03 am
    RELEASE THE PENGUINS!!!!!!
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:05 am
    "Death Waltz" seems an appropriate name. I looked for it on youtube... no one seems to be able to actually play it.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:08 am
    lol... actually reading the thing is funnier...
    "release the penguins" indeed, also...
    "light the explosives"
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    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:12 am
    U.N. Owen was Her... Gotta love Touhou.
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    psychosax Male 18-29
    121 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:12 am
    hey hey, give me a break. lots of orchestral pieces have super condensed scores. plus considering it has cues for how to bow the violins, that`s why I made that angry comment. But now that I looked at it more closely, it`s very apparent that this is just a joke.
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    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:12 am
    dear god, it`s amazing. . .
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    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:14 am
    This is supposed to be unplayable and it`s not the only composition of the kind: link. Here`s some people, pretending to play it: video (skip to 3:55).
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:19 am
    this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx02KOGhjes&feature=related

    Is worth listening to, especially near the end where the notes start filling up the screen. I don`t know if it`s part of the same work as this post.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:26 am
    Light fuses here...and here....duck
    crescendo...or not
    ROFL
    quick, call Lady Gaga, I smell a hit(or is that gunpowder)
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:31 am
    lol. that looks like electrical schematics.
  17. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 10:39 am
    pfff don`t need a piano when you cant play this on a banjo!
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    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:40 am
    ow, OW! OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW My brain!
  • Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:43 am
    erm
  • Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:00 am
    I know there is some kind of hidden picture in there somewhere... *Crosses eyes again*
  • Profile photo of ragebot
    ragebot Male 18-29
    32 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:03 am
    "whole arm on black notes", "release the penguins"
  • Profile photo of doriansilver
    doriansilver Male 18-29
    56 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:04 am
    I always had trouble with the part where you have to insert peanuts
  • Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 11:05 am
    now send us a link of someone playing this!
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    sascrawtch Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 11:13 am
    My guitar teacher has this on his office`s door. He tells all the people in his beginner`s class that they have to play it for their final exam.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Being played (ish)
  • Profile photo of beefno
    beefno Male 18-29
    76 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Here ya go...
    http://tinyurl.com/5szr6e2
  • Profile photo of WalkingDead7
    WalkingDead7 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:25 am
    Where is the second page?
  • Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:38 am
    That song sounds so beast
  • Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:47 am
    this hurts my head just looking at it.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:49 am
    .... i gotta hear it now!!! to the youtubes!!!
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    bowlinguy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    at the bottom it says "balance your chair on two legs."
    Dinner and a show!
  • Profile photo of crystalskyz
    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    Ack
  • Profile photo of bayoubengal
    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    For the 287429384723th time,

    "FAERIE`S AIRE/DEATH WALTZ" AND "U.N. OWEN WAS HER" ARE NOT THE SAME.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    yeah, thats awesome
  • Profile photo of crystalskyz
    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    Good Times
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    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    I get the feeling this was not in fact based on a Cro-magnon skinning chant.
  • Profile photo of Thanathan
    Thanathan Male 13-17
    3 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    Maybe one should state, that this i supposed to be a musical joke; sounds awesome though.
  • Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    The human hand does not have 20 fingers.
    This is coming from a human, and a pianist
  • Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Did anyone else notice "Release the penguins?"
  • Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    Both hands playing on the treble clef?

    PFFT forget four hands you`ll need 8!
  • Profile photo of Byfield
    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    Okay, theres more than one version of this.
  • Profile photo of Laubwald
    Laubwald Female 18-29
    49 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    sorry guys. this is not what it says on the paper. It actually sounds like this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCgT94A7WgI&feature=related
  • Profile photo of Tjl311
    Tjl311 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    @Altaru
    "Did anyone else notice "Release the penguins?"

    No, but I noticed "Like a dirigible," and "remove cows from stage"
  • Profile photo of rdoyle
    rdoyle Female 18-29
    23 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    haha insert peanuts?
  • Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    huh... something about this (insert peanuts, light explosives now..and now, saxes move downstage, duck, play ball, slap thigh, have a nice day, all harpists stand up and wait, and more) makes me think this is not real... however, if it is, i must see it performed!!!!
  • Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    That is by far the most bizarre piece of sheet music I`ve ever seen.
  • Profile photo of schmemly
    schmemly Female 18-29
    80 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Haha :D Slippage may occur, rests are imaginary
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    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    "Arranged by: Accident" no poo?
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    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Untie Slipknot. Good idea.
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    prettymaryk Female 18-29
    74 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    http://youtu.be/sCgT94A7WgI
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    Release the penguins!

    An order or a political slogan? Are any penguins political prisoners? Enquiring minds want to know.
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    No political reference, they are penguins for god sake! If they are captured we should release them immediately!
    PENGUINS!!!
  • Profile photo of Tharnambular
    Tharnambular Male 13-17
    71 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    Sorry but if any of you know about music. This is a total fail. lol none of this is possible. It`s a piano piece and says to switch embouchures, which is only relevant to horns. Also there a little treble clefts inside the music. big fail lol
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    thedragslay Female 18-29
    60 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    It calls for 214th notes. Physically impossible, but I`d like to see how it could be done on computer.
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    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    You`d need 12 fingers on each hand to hit the last chord on the first line.
  • Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    @Tharnambular That`s the joke you tool.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    Thanks prettymaryk for the video.

    I *could* play this, but it would have to be at a tempo of .0001 bpm.
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    Geronamid Female 18-29
    8 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 7:59 pm
    Haha "add bicycle..."
    "Balance your chair on two legs".
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    lundyjack Female 18-29
    102 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    I had someone pull a joke like this on some of my FFVII sheet music once. It wasn`t funny.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    "insert peanuts" LOL
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    Aellos Female 18-29
    33 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:07 pm
    Those who don`t seem to be understanding, it`s gag sheet music. My friend had a copy, and actually tried to play it...yeah no.
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    hellrazor236 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 11:17 pm
    "Light explosives now.... and...... now"
    "Duck"
    "Slap thigh"
    "Play ball!"
    "Gradually become irritated"
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    scottthebum Male 18-29
    383 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 1:17 am
    Release the penguins!!!!!
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    LiLCuBiE Male 18-29
    21 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 3:08 am
    "Light explosives now.... and...... now"
    "add bicycle"
    add Sopranos"
    "Moon-Walk"
    "remove Cattle from stage"
    "balance your chair on 2 legs"
    LMFAO!!
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 7:04 am
    Like a dirigible.
    XD
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 7:36 am
    This one is my favorite still
  • Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 7:59 am
    "release the penguins", "moon walk", "balance chair on two legs", "rests are imaginary", "bow real fast slippage can occur", "insert peanuts" and a tempo at 788 beats, i think i like this song
  • Profile photo of Locke357
    Locke357 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 8:03 am
    lol band jokes
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    xfactormunky Male 18-29
    116 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 8:05 am
    i just realized why this looks so crazy, this is a score, as in its not a specific part for one person to play, its got an entire ensemble`s parts all put together, while it is still kind of crazy, not as bad as it first looks
  • Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 8:22 am
    Haha "Gong duet" That is all I really want in life is to hear a gong duet
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    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Keep both feet together and insert penuts?
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    HedlesChkn Male 18-29
    113 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    I love IAB for introducing me to the musical genre of satire, a genre I was not familiar with.
    However, I also deride it for further confirming the alarming number of people who don`t understand satire.
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    M5000 Male 13-17
    173 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    This looks retarded. Why is music written the way it is? There HAS to be some better way. They did it for guitar, why not all the other instruments...
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    Stormwolf Female 40-49
    74 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Wait...this has explosives?

    *Calls Ticketron for concert info.*
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