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Date: 02/14/11 08:05 AM

74 Responses to Serene Branson Invents New Language On Live TV

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:07 am
    Link: Serene Branson Invents New Language On Live TV - CBS newscaster Serene Branso is now famous for something--inventing a new alien language while reporting live for CBS.
  2. Profile photo of Whitemn
    Whitemn Male 18-29
    155 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:17 am
    Here is the link, one of many with reports of being hospitalized when they thought she may of had a stroke.
  3. Profile photo of KwameAreeva
    KwameAreeva Male 70 & Over
    31 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:22 am
    .....she had a stroke
  4. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:22 am
    Stroke.
  5. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:27 am
    I hope she`s OK. That type of speech issues can be indicative of serious issues.
  6. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:27 am
    shizzz
  7. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:28 am
    LOL
  8. Profile photo of SwyvedLegacy
    SwyvedLegacy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:29 am
    That`s crazy. It`s possible she suffered a stroke or something. Wonder what happened.
  9. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:29 am
    thats kinda dratin scary if you think about it
  10. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:31 am
    A stroke?!?!
  11. Profile photo of bLooBaLLd419
    bLooBaLLd419 Male 18-29
    54 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:38 am
    spit it out already!
  12. Profile photo of FUFtheKlown
    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:38 am
    meth: not even once.
  13. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:39 am
    face palm
  14. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:41 am
    wow, I always pictured a stroke as knocking you off your feet, not goofing you up gradually.
  15. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:45 am
    huh?
  16. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:46 am
    Maybe she was drunk? She started saying how they had a veryveryheavydr-bertation tonight
  17. Profile photo of asherq
    asherq Female 18-29
    21 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:54 am
    i think she legitimately had a stroke here.
  18. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:56 am
    It really seems like it could have been a stroke. They way she seems confused by how the words aren`t coming out right. If I ever start doing that, I hope people have the sense to call an ambulance instead of just laughing at me.
  19. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:06 am
    Attention whore.
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:11 am
    If you are pretty and blond, no one is listening anyway.
  21. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:29 am
    Serious nerves case there. Anyone who`s done any public speaking knows it can happen. Zappa used to conquer this by imagining everyone naked. Hmmm, maybe that`s what happened.
  22. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:38 am
    handimanner, she wasn`t nervous. She had a stroke.

    That`s really scary. She looked frightened when she realized her words weren`t coming out right.
  23. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:54 am
    Poor lady. That totally looks and sounds like a stroke. :/
  24. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:57 am
    Fancy needs to take this off facebook. IAB rarely goes over the line, but this has.
  25. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:59 am
    Stroke written all over it. Hilarious!
  26. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:00 am
    That sarcasm wasn`t as obvious as I intended it to be.
  27. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32817 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:15 am
    Did she really have a stroke? Links please.
  28. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32817 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:17 am
    Oh, Whitemn linked at the first post, which has a longer video to boot!
  29. Profile photo of prettymaryk
    prettymaryk Female 18-29
    74 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:17 am
    Woah! That`s really bad... Definitely looks like a stroke. She`s in the hospital right now, I hope she`s okay.
  30. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:34 am
    da fuq
  31. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:38 am
    duffytoler
    why the hell would she do that for attenion?? before calling someone an attention whore get it straight, she had a stroke. Not cool man
  32. Profile photo of Vithooshan
    Vithooshan Male 18-29
    36 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:44 am
    lol
  33. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:51 am
    It may be Schizophasia.
  34. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:57 am
    Yeah, she`s been hospitalised with indications of a stroke. The comedy wind kind of went of my sails there.
  35. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:59 am
    Oh, and a link
  36. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 11:23 am
    Wow. She didn`t seem to be aware of what was happening. Speech centre of the brain crashed I guess.
  37. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 11:28 am
    @hatface: Way to ruin it for everybody.
  38. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 11:31 am
    Well, brains are some funny things it would seem...
  39. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2011 at 11:31 am
    My suspicion was correct that she must have had a stroke. Poor girl. :(
  40. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    February 14, 2011 at 11:46 am
    yeah that`s `hilarious`
  41. Profile photo of Blatto
    Blatto Male 18-29
    358 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 11:47 am

  42. Profile photo of austin1
    austin1 Male 30-39
    288 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 11:54 am
    Thats great!
  43. Profile photo of Britta99
    Britta99 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    Great way to be a d!ck, i-am-bored ... cbs LA is saying she didn`t have a stroke but on the off chance she did ...
  44. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    drain bamage
  45. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    Aww. She seems nice. I can`t be amused by this.
  46. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    that`s kinda sad.
  47. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    ha ha ha
  48. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    You could see the humiliation in her eyes i dont think she did it on purpose
  49. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    "why the hell would she do that for attenion?? before calling someone an attention whore get it straight, she had a stroke. Not cool man"

    Did NOT have a "stroke", and was NOT hospitalized.

    Look at the women who jump right to the defense of any obvious attention-whore or drama-queen. You`re all such good actresses nobody can tell, right?
  50. Profile photo of mandi1089
    mandi1089 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    She was taken to the hospital and there was a possibility of a stroke. Seriously if that is what happened this is not funny
  51. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    You know what, that`s pretty funny!
  52. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    Thank you duffylover I was feeling bad that I laugh at her but now its okay and I can proceed with my original comment:

    They are among us!


  53. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    uhh...
  54. Profile photo of petshadow
    petshadow Male 40-49
    38 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    According to her station`s website, "...she says that she is feeling fine this morning."

    At least that`s what they THINK she said.
  55. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    85 sites say stroke. 1 doesn`t.

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
  56. Profile photo of Killerbunn
    Killerbunn Male 13-17
    101 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    That`s a sign of a stroke, I hope they rushed her to a hospital.
  57. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    BUT if she is fine, web redemption for sure.
  58. Profile photo of RPGillespie
    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    Taken down... mirror link anyone?
  59. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    damn it cbs
  60. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    this one works: Click.
  61. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    This is called aphasia. Look it up here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphasia
    Grandma had it a few times before she passed away.
  62. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    Just Google "Serene Branson" to get the video
  63. Profile photo of Zaokii
    Zaokii Female 18-29
    78 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    Well a very, very heaby, ah hebby duet, burtation tonight, we had a very dares, darison biten let`s go headen taris tazen less en les clevet le headly pet to you, too!
  64. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    Just sounds like some diphenhydramine usage going on there to me. :P
  65. Profile photo of storm99
    storm99 Male 30-39
    28 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    Oddly enough I too had a stroke last night and began speaking in tongues. I find it more of a turn on if i pretend i`m not me.
  66. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 3:49 am
    Nice. Real nice.
  67. Profile photo of Moltenroks
    Moltenroks Female 18-29
    95 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 4:59 am
    @duffytoler Do I sense a bit of misogyny, perhaps?
  68. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 7:36 am
    She feels and looks fine. Long as she gets checked out Im sure it will be all good.
  69. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    This is listed under funny? So a stroke or TIA is a knees slapper to IAB now?

    ...there is no way to put into words how little I think of anyone who thinks this is "funny" in any way.
  70. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    Once again, it was NOT a stroke. She did that for attention-whoring purposes, the same reason some people stutter.
  71. Profile photo of PinkHomicide
    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    They kind of took the statements out of context, which by no means is new in media coverage. However though it wasn`t a full blown stroke it could have been Transient Ischemic Attacks. Which resemble strokes but the symptoms are fleeting. My uncle gets them and they can be frightening.
  72. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:09 pm
    @duffytoler Wow. You are an a$$hole. She wasn`t trying to get attention. That`s a pretty $hitty way to advance your career. It was probably a seizure.
  73. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    aw man, i laughed so hard dude. I feel bad now... sike! u suck at the news, get a new job
  74. Profile photo of Jammacan
    Jammacan Female 13-17
    155 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    She didn`t have a stroke, check out her twitter. Nervousness got the best of her.

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