Serene Branson Invents New Language On Live TV

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

CBS newscaster Serene Branso is now famous for something--inventing a new alien language while reporting live for CBS.
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Female 155
She didn`t have a stroke, check out her twitter. Nervousness got the best of her.
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Male 531
aw man, i laughed so hard dude. I feel bad now... sike! u suck at the news, get a new job
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Male 586
@duffytoler Wow. You are an a$$hole. She wasn`t trying to get attention. That`s a pretty $hitty way to advance your career. It was probably a seizure.
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Female 355
They kind of took the statements out of context, which by no means is new in media coverage. However though it wasn`t a full blown stroke it could have been Transient Ischemic Attacks. Which resemble strokes but the symptoms are fleeting. My uncle gets them and they can be frightening.
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Male 5,194
Once again, it was NOT a stroke. She did that for attention-whoring purposes, the same reason some people stutter.
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Male 359
This is listed under funny? So a stroke or TIA is a knees slapper to IAB now?

...there is no way to put into words how little I think of anyone who thinks this is "funny" in any way.
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Male 6,694
She feels and looks fine. Long as she gets checked out Im sure it will be all good.
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Female 95
@duffytoler Do I sense a bit of misogyny, perhaps?
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Male 959
Nice. Real nice.
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Male 28
Oddly enough I too had a stroke last night and began speaking in tongues. I find it more of a turn on if i pretend i`m not me.
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Female 535
Just sounds like some diphenhydramine usage going on there to me. :P
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Female 78
Well a very, very heaby, ah hebby duet, burtation tonight, we had a very dares, darison biten let`s go headen taris tazen less en les clevet le headly pet to you, too!
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Male 511
Just Google "Serene Branson" to get the video
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Male 813
This is called aphasia. Look it up here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphasia
Grandma had it a few times before she passed away.
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Male 2,056
this one works: Click.
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Male 2,056
damn it cbs
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Male 217
Taken down... mirror link anyone?
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Male 10,339
BUT if she is fine, web redemption for sure.
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Male 101
That`s a sign of a stroke, I hope they rushed her to a hospital.
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Male 10,339
85 sites say stroke. 1 doesn`t.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Male 38
According to her station`s website, "...she says that she is feeling fine this morning."

At least that`s what they THINK she said.
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Female 5,222
uhh...
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Male 15,510
Thank you duffylover I was feeling bad that I laugh at her but now its okay and I can proceed with my original comment:

They are among us!


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Male 1,256
You know what, that`s pretty funny!
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Female 6
She was taken to the hospital and there was a possibility of a stroke. Seriously if that is what happened this is not funny
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Male 5,194
"why the hell would she do that for attenion?? before calling someone an attention whore get it straight, she had a stroke. Not cool man"

Did NOT have a "stroke", and was NOT hospitalized.

Look at the women who jump right to the defense of any obvious attention-whore or drama-queen. You`re all such good actresses nobody can tell, right?
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Female 219
You could see the humiliation in her eyes i dont think she did it on purpose
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha
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Male 1,587
that`s kinda sad.
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Male 594
Aww. She seems nice. I can`t be amused by this.
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Male 258
drain bamage
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Female 35
Great way to be a d!ck, i-am-bored ... cbs LA is saying she didn`t have a stroke but on the off chance she did ...
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Male 288
Thats great!
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Male 358

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Male 1,378
yeah that`s `hilarious`
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Male 2,440
My suspicion was correct that she must have had a stroke. Poor girl. :(
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Male 558
Well, brains are some funny things it would seem...
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Male 2,034
@hatface: Way to ruin it for everybody.
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Male 440
Wow. She didn`t seem to be aware of what was happening. Speech centre of the brain crashed I guess.
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Male 605
Oh, and a link
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Male 605
Yeah, she`s been hospitalised with indications of a stroke. The comedy wind kind of went of my sails there.
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Male 1,931
It may be Schizophasia.
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Male 36
lol
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Female 1,784
duffytoler
why the hell would she do that for attenion?? before calling someone an attention whore get it straight, she had a stroke. Not cool man
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Male 2,690
da fuq
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Female 74
Woah! That`s really bad... Definitely looks like a stroke. She`s in the hospital right now, I hope she`s okay.
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Male 37,815
Oh, Whitemn linked at the first post, which has a longer video to boot!
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Male 37,815
Did she really have a stroke? Links please.
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Male 1,929
That sarcasm wasn`t as obvious as I intended it to be.
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Male 1,929
Stroke written all over it. Hilarious!
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Male 10,339
Fancy needs to take this off facebook. IAB rarely goes over the line, but this has.
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Female 494
Poor lady. That totally looks and sounds like a stroke. :/
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Female 2,525
handimanner, she wasn`t nervous. She had a stroke.

That`s really scary. She looked frightened when she realized her words weren`t coming out right.
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Male 2,097
Serious nerves case there. Anyone who`s done any public speaking knows it can happen. Zappa used to conquer this by imagining everyone naked. Hmmm, maybe that`s what happened.
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Male 38,491
If you are pretty and blond, no one is listening anyway.
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Male 5,194
Attention whore.
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Female 1,963
It really seems like it could have been a stroke. They way she seems confused by how the words aren`t coming out right. If I ever start doing that, I hope people have the sense to call an ambulance instead of just laughing at me.
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Female 21
i think she legitimately had a stroke here.
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Male 697
Maybe she was drunk? She started saying how they had a veryveryheavydr-bertation tonight
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Male 5,314
huh?
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Female 1,803
wow, I always pictured a stroke as knocking you off your feet, not goofing you up gradually.
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Male 633
face palm
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Male 137
meth: not even once.
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Male 54
spit it out already!
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Male 10,339
A stroke?!?!
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Male 670
thats kinda dratin scary if you think about it
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Female 160
That`s crazy. It`s possible she suffered a stroke or something. Wonder what happened.
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Male 978
LOL
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Female 3,001
shizzz
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Male 3,322
I hope she`s OK. That type of speech issues can be indicative of serious issues.
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Male 341
Stroke.
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Male 31
.....she had a stroke
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Male 155
Here is the link, one of many with reports of being hospitalized when they thought she may of had a stroke.
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Male 20,188
Link: Serene Branson Invents New Language On Live TV [Rate Link] - CBS newscaster Serene Branso is now famous for something--inventing a new alien language while reporting live for CBS.
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