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42 Responses to Russian Car Crash Compilation

  1. Profile photo of TwisterFail
    TwisterFail Male 18-29
    52 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    Link: Russian Car Crash Compilation - A 9-minute car crash compilation from Russia. The compilation is SFW, but really--Russians should never own cars.
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    Enigima Male 18-29
    82 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    Lol at the guy who kept reversing in the beginning
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    Are dashboard cams really prevalent in Russia or something?

    Also, why do so many of them have the exact same font green text in the upper left? Cop cars or something?

    Unrelated....why did highway to hell start over halfway through the vid? that was odd. I suppose it was the same reason the "My Title" got splashed across the screen for a bit.

    Why is there a "just in case this account gets banned" subscription? What is the submitter planning?


    Curious sloth is curious.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    Does everybody have a dash cam in Russia?

    And why did no one use their brakes?


    In Soviet Russia, car brakes you!

    (double whammy: Yakov Smirnoff joke and brake/break pun)
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    Snowy42 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    Why break when you have perfectly good buses, trucks, cars, walls of snow, concrete blocks or pedestrians to stop you?

    Terrible Russians are terrible...
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    i think they are just really bad at turning left... it seems like the majority of these crashes are because people are turning left across two lanes, or trying to enter traffic. do you just not have the patience to look before you turn?
    and the people... the PEOPLE who just run out into traffic!!! i guess it is better for russia to have them removed from the gene pool, but sheesh.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    "Are dashboard cams really prevalent in Russia or something?"

    My exact thoughts... Either that or they LOVE watching videos of themselves driving and film every moment of driving...
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    cheezer Male 18-29
    112 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    The best part was when they crashed!!
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    Obviously the answer to cold and icy in Russia is speed and vodka (not necessarily in that order)
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    When ACDC came on I thought, its about damn time

    This raises a lot of questions for me...

    Is there no ABS in Russia? Does the driving test consist of bumper cars? Does everyone just not give a poo? Can no one drive in the winter?!
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    motocray Male 30-39
    43 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    I bet you Geiko and Progressive agents are whacking off to this film right now
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    motocray Male 30-39
    43 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    Ok Russia, lets get this straight so we are on the same page. GTA IV is not a valid Drivers Ed Course, ok.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    7:40 - I would have been, Oi dont drive off, dont. No no. Why did you drive, now i have been hit instead of you! Grrrr *Raises fist in the air*
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    Why do people in Russia even drive, seriously.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    Nutters!
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    Orchideous Male 18-29
    361 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    crazy russians too much love for the vodka
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    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    Jesus christ!! Someone needs to inform Russia that they are not driving dodge`em cars!
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    Wow, that was a lada crashes!!

    Lada, lotta, no?

    I`ll see myself out.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    apparently, russians don`t know how to turn in intersections or drive in a straight line.
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    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    Some of these weren`t even crashes, there were at least a dozen clips of people a) Preventing crashes b) Losing control and saving themselves before crashing. And I didn`t even see a crash in the first clip at all.
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    temp4comment Male 60-69
    99 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    @dude21862004 Looked like a Russian Car Crash Compilation to me. Shut your mouth you whiney bastard.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    WHAT the - ? How did they wind up in Russia? How did they learn to swear in Russian? Those drivers are obviously from Chicago.
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    Snowy42 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    WHAT the - ? How did they wind up in Russia? How did they learn to swear in Russian? Those drivers are obviously from ***ANY ASIAN COUNTRY***.

    Fixed..
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    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    In soviet union, real cars is bumper cars.
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    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    Who knew Russians had such an affinity for real-life Frogger? Certainly not me...

    Also, is this thing of filming yourself driving a fad I just happen to be unfamiliar with? Guess it is time to strap up a video camera and cruise the neighborhood.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    thats what you get for drinking vodka all the time
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    Pechorin Male 18-29
    5 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 12:01 am
    "Is there no ABS in Russia? Does the driving test consist of bumper cars? Does everyone just not give a poo? Can no one drive in the winter?!"

    Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

    Honestly, with how bad the driving is here, I`m surprised I don`t see MORE crashes.
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    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 12:03 am
    Note to self - NEVER drive in Russia, and for the love of god DO NOT ATTEMPT to cross the street as a pedestrian either.

    Most of these collisions looked fairly avoidable too...I`m left with the impression that Russian drivers just don`t give a f*ck, LOL.

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    bakeybake Male 18-29
    44 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 12:38 am
    remember alot of the time the roads are iced over they have poor road conditions and the cars are generally not well kept. and licencing conditions ar every different
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    morbay32 Male 40-49
    66 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:30 am
    Has to be all the crappy techno on the radio.
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 6:07 am
    A possible answer to all the questions about people filming themselves driving:

    1: There are millions of people in Russia. We`ve seen a few dozen videos. This could well mean that only a handful film themselves driving, whilst millions more do not.

    2: Or maybe many do film themselves; if there are many crashes, perhaps it is a sensible precaution to ensure there`s evidence for insurance purposes.

    3: Or perhaps insurers/companies request/require it in some cases (as may be the case with commercial vehicles).
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    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 6:30 am
    Russians take their bumper cars very seriously.
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:15 am
    Dubai is worse.
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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:44 am
    Vodka!
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:49 am
    Maybe none of them have insurance, and the reason for all the dash-cams is to use in court after an accident.
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    LCFC Male 18-29
    19 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 9:10 am
    The driving in Russia is aweful. I stayed there for a couple of weeks, and regularly travelled in and out of Moscow, and there was a crash down the main motorway literally every time. I saw at least 2 happen.
    Also, if there is queues, they just drive up on to the grass and start using that as a lane
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    AustinJay Male 18-29
    52 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:16 am
    and they were once a threat...? What...?
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    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:56 am
    JAY-SUS CUH-RIST! what in the drat is wrong with people??
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    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    Well, the roads are crappy unless you`re in a big city,and their weather make this "harsh" winter of 2011 look like a snowglobe. Not saying they`re all blameless, just consider the conditions.

    That being said, The two months I spent there as a pedestrian was 90% in fear of my life. Pedestrians do NOT have right of way...
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1562 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 12:48 am
    some of this sh*t happens to me all the time... In Grand Theft Auto IV...
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    lilk_2006 Male 30-39
    61 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    lool what is the one at 3:00
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    lilk_2006 Male 30-39
    61 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    It`s actually 2:58 my bad

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