Russian Car Crash Compilation

Submitted by: TwisterFail 6 years ago in

A 9-minute car crash compilation from Russia. The compilation is SFW, but really--Russians should never own cars.
There are 42 comments:
Male 61
It`s actually 2:58 my bad
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Male 61
lool what is the one at 3:00
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Male 1,569
some of this sh*t happens to me all the time... In Grand Theft Auto IV...
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Female 269
Well, the roads are crappy unless you`re in a big city,and their weather make this "harsh" winter of 2011 look like a snowglobe. Not saying they`re all blameless, just consider the conditions.

That being said, The two months I spent there as a pedestrian was 90% in fear of my life. Pedestrians do NOT have right of way...
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Male 670
JAY-SUS CUH-RIST! what in the drat is wrong with people??
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Male 52
and they were once a threat...? What...?
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Male 19
The driving in Russia is aweful. I stayed there for a couple of weeks, and regularly travelled in and out of Moscow, and there was a crash down the main motorway literally every time. I saw at least 2 happen.
Also, if there is queues, they just drive up on to the grass and start using that as a lane
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Male 5,194
Maybe none of them have insurance, and the reason for all the dash-cams is to use in court after an accident.
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Male 684
Vodka!
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Female 857
Dubai is worse.
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Male 626
Russians take their bumper cars very seriously.
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Male 2,850
A possible answer to all the questions about people filming themselves driving:

1: There are millions of people in Russia. We`ve seen a few dozen videos. This could well mean that only a handful film themselves driving, whilst millions more do not.

2: Or maybe many do film themselves; if there are many crashes, perhaps it is a sensible precaution to ensure there`s evidence for insurance purposes.

3: Or perhaps insurers/companies request/require it in some cases (as may be the case with commercial vehicles).
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Male 66
Has to be all the crappy techno on the radio.
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Male 44
remember alot of the time the roads are iced over they have poor road conditions and the cars are generally not well kept. and licencing conditions ar every different
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Female 536
Note to self - NEVER drive in Russia, and for the love of god DO NOT ATTEMPT to cross the street as a pedestrian either.

Most of these collisions looked fairly avoidable too...I`m left with the impression that Russian drivers just don`t give a f*ck, LOL.

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Male 5
"Is there no ABS in Russia? Does the driving test consist of bumper cars? Does everyone just not give a poo? Can no one drive in the winter?!"

Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

Honestly, with how bad the driving is here, I`m surprised I don`t see MORE crashes.
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Male 2,384
thats what you get for drinking vodka all the time
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Male 364
Who knew Russians had such an affinity for real-life Frogger? Certainly not me...

Also, is this thing of filming yourself driving a fad I just happen to be unfamiliar with? Guess it is time to strap up a video camera and cruise the neighborhood.
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Male 263
In soviet union, real cars is bumper cars.
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Male 12
WHAT the - ? How did they wind up in Russia? How did they learn to swear in Russian? Those drivers are obviously from ***ANY ASIAN COUNTRY***.

Fixed..
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Male 5,194
WHAT the - ? How did they wind up in Russia? How did they learn to swear in Russian? Those drivers are obviously from Chicago.
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Male 99
@dude21862004 Looked like a Russian Car Crash Compilation to me. Shut your mouth you whiney bastard.
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Male 768
Some of these weren`t even crashes, there were at least a dozen clips of people a) Preventing crashes b) Losing control and saving themselves before crashing. And I didn`t even see a crash in the first clip at all.
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Male 5,314
apparently, russians don`t know how to turn in intersections or drive in a straight line.
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Male 1,678
Wow, that was a lada crashes!!

Lada, lotta, no?

I`ll see myself out.
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Female 437
Jesus christ!! Someone needs to inform Russia that they are not driving dodge`em cars!
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Male 361
crazy russians too much love for the vodka
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Male 1,243
Nutters!
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Male 2,344
Why do people in Russia even drive, seriously.
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Male 25,416
7:40 - I would have been, Oi dont drive off, dont. No no. Why did you drive, now i have been hit instead of you! Grrrr *Raises fist in the air*
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Male 43
Ok Russia, lets get this straight so we are on the same page. GTA IV is not a valid Drivers Ed Course, ok.
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Male 43
I bet you Geiko and Progressive agents are whacking off to this film right now
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Male 1,587
When ACDC came on I thought, its about damn time

This raises a lot of questions for me...

Is there no ABS in Russia? Does the driving test consist of bumper cars? Does everyone just not give a poo? Can no one drive in the winter?!
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Male 2,097
Obviously the answer to cold and icy in Russia is speed and vodka (not necessarily in that order)
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Male 112
The best part was when they crashed!!
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Male 4,004
"Are dashboard cams really prevalent in Russia or something?"

My exact thoughts... Either that or they LOVE watching videos of themselves driving and film every moment of driving...
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Female 3,598
i think they are just really bad at turning left... it seems like the majority of these crashes are because people are turning left across two lanes, or trying to enter traffic. do you just not have the patience to look before you turn?
and the people... the PEOPLE who just run out into traffic!!! i guess it is better for russia to have them removed from the gene pool, but sheesh.
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Male 12
Why break when you have perfectly good buses, trucks, cars, walls of snow, concrete blocks or pedestrians to stop you?

Terrible Russians are terrible...
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Male 2,034
Does everybody have a dash cam in Russia?

And why did no one use their brakes?


In Soviet Russia, car brakes you!

(double whammy: Yakov Smirnoff joke and brake/break pun)
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Male 2,033
Are dashboard cams really prevalent in Russia or something?

Also, why do so many of them have the exact same font green text in the upper left? Cop cars or something?

Unrelated....why did highway to hell start over halfway through the vid? that was odd. I suppose it was the same reason the "My Title" got splashed across the screen for a bit.

Why is there a "just in case this account gets banned" subscription? What is the submitter planning?


Curious sloth is curious.
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Male 82
Lol at the guy who kept reversing in the beginning
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Male 52
Link: Russian Car Crash Compilation [Rate Link] - A 9-minute car crash compilation from Russia. The compilation is SFW, but really--Russians should never own cars.
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