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Date: 02/26/11 08:40 AM

67 Responses to Results Of Writing Homework In Computer Code [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Link: Results Of Writing Homework In Computer Code - 5% of you will get this joke, but that 5% will earn well over $100k a year out of college. You also will never have sex.
  2. Profile photo of beardest
    beardest Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 8:51 am
    haha - awesome.
  3. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 8:55 am
    $100k buys a lot of sex.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 8:56 am
    Where did you come up with that calculation? And also, if you submitted this then you obviously understand the joke which makes you part of that 5%. Congratulations!!!
  5. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 8:58 am
    yeah, i get some of it, but the unix shell one went way over my head...
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    frech_fries Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 8:58 am
    if i earn 100K a year i can probably afford a prostitute.... thus, caption sucks worse than LISP<<endl;
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:02 am
    I feel ashamed that I understand all of this.
  8. Profile photo of uscbadfish
    uscbadfish Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Well over 100k a year right out of college? You, sir, have been sorely misinformed.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:04 am
    Yay.... I`m in the 95% !!!
  10. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 9:07 am
    I did not get one of these jokes. Go me!
  11. Profile photo of W2
    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 9:13 am
    ..
    That was funny.
  12. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:22 am
    @HeadiesRusH
    That makes 10 of us.
  13. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:27 am
    awesome..but it really missed a `Child`s book - VB cartoon`.
  14. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:28 am
    I semi-understood the python and java bits, mostly from many hours boredly following the xkcd fora...
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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:29 am
    I LOL`ed so much, specially at LaTeX. I`m also married and getting laid so much
  16. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:37 am
    Okay, I understood them all but HTML. And I do a lot of code in HTML. How is it like a flower pot?
  17. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:49 am
    Funny as hell.
  18. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:50 am
    And... I probably will earn something like that a few years out of college. LAW SCHOOL FTW!
  19. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 10:06 am
    100k a year buys plenty of sex
  20. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 10:25 am
    Im in the same boat as you smag, I dont understand wtf they meant by flower pot oO
  21. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 10:33 am
    i understood that but i wouldnt know how to actually use code, im more of a physics guy
  22. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2011 at 10:47 am
    Ahh i used to make HTML pages when i was a kid, like 14 years ago :-D That`s about it... so i think i got the last joke! Juhuu!
  23. Profile photo of Zaokii
    Zaokii Female 18-29
    78 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 10:54 am
    AAAHA.
  24. Profile photo of WalkingDead7
    WalkingDead7 Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 11:05 am
    That is hilarious(coming from a software engineer).
  25. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 11:05 am
    I drating hate assembly
  26. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 11:10 am
    i understood that but i wouldnt know how to actually use code, im more of a 13-17 year old obnoxious prick.
  27. Profile photo of Kodyo
    Kodyo Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 11:21 am
    I`ve programmed extensively in 3 of these languages and this doesn`t make any sense at all to me.
  28. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 11:26 am
    I dont get it but that was funny
  29. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 11:36 am
    @smagboy1
    I`ll give you a hint: The fact that you`ve only coded in HTML and don`t get the joke is exactly why it`s funny.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    #include <avr/io.h> #include <lcd.h> int main(){ DDRB |= 00111111; while(1) { lcd_home(); lcd_write(PSTR("This was lame")); delay_ms(500); clear_lcd; } return 0; }
  31. Profile photo of taelmx
    taelmx Female 18-29
    247 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    haha, the only one I don`t get is the C++ one...I`m guessing it has something to do with them not using pointers...maybe...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    lolz
  33. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    I`ve seen this before, but it`s still funny. I think my favorite is the response to Latex, though I know nothing about the programming language.
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    cake_ape Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Where`s Fortran?
  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    February 26, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    10 Print "They completely forgot"
    20 Input "About Basic ? (y/n)";X
    30 If X = "y" Goto 50
    40 Print "You`re wrong they did"
    50 Print "That`s Lame"
    60 End
  36. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    smart!
  37. Profile photo of djlazar
    djlazar Male 30-39
    185 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Entry level programmer making 100K a year? Ha ha ha ha ha.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    February 26, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    Assembly FTW!
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    February 26, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    Geebuz, what`s with the `oooh they forgot Fortran... BASIC... blahblah..." comments? Guys, there are THOUSANDS of programming languages - what about Algol, Pascal, or a host of others?? Sheesh they can`t include every one in the cartoon!

    Oh and CracrJak - in Line 20 that should be X$ because its a string variable - as a numeric as you`ve used it, its value can`t ever be "y". And any real programmer would have said IF X$=`Y` or X$="y" THEN... sort of. Real programmers don`t use GOTO`s anyway, if it can`t be written sequentially without jumps, you`re doing it wrong.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    Do i still get my 100k if i understand only after seeing this 100 times?
  41. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    def nappa():
    print "WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?"

    print "VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his current power level?"
    print ""
    for i in range(9001):
    print i,"IT`S UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!"
    print "IT`S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!"

    nappa()
  42. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    Let X=X
    (It`s Laurie Anderson!)
  43. Profile photo of HiBrunette
    HiBrunette Female 18-29
    1 post
    February 26, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    My fiance, who laughed at this rather boisterously, gets sex regularly. Just sayin`.
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    sylphies Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    lmfao at the C++ one.

    @Kodyo if you`ve never had any annoyances with those programs, you don`t get it
  45. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    one of my professors help create latex, he`s scary.
  46. Profile photo of bobert54321
    bobert54321 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    1 TextWindow.Writeline("enter programming language they forgot.")
    2 obscureLanguage=TextWindow.Read()
    3 While "fish"="fish"
    4 TextWindow.WriteLine("No one cares about "+obscureLanguage)
    5 EndWhile
  47. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    February 26, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    Lionhart2: yea yea yea.... it`s been awhile ok ?
  48. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    If I understand some of it, but not much, does that mean I get to have some sex, but not much?
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    What the drat is this I don`t even...
  50. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
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    February 26, 2011 at 10:11 pm
    That made me snicker.
  51. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2011 at 10:54 pm
    LMAO!
  52. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 1:08 am
    Not a clue. Not making 100k a year. Having sex. Win?
  53. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 1:15 am
    HAHAHA XD
  54. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 1:33 am
    get most of them (except the C++ one), and i hope to make 100k a year in this crappy economy
  55. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 1:57 am
    Damnit, I didn`t get it. Oh, well, I`ll just have to put up with sex and $300k a year. :/
  56. Profile photo of jde824
    jde824 Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 7:44 am
    For those of you that don`t get it.... HTML isn`t a programming language.
  57. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 8:19 am
    >jde
    Oh, I thought there were other layers to the joke, as in how the different programming languages presented are compared to each other. If that is the only layer to what is, in that case, a stupid joke, than yeay for the 100k.

    I still want the sex, though.
  58. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 9:57 am
    LaTeX is awesome. Preach.
  59. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    Hi-five other people in the 5%!
  60. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    They missed out SQL

    Select hourly_cost, looks, phoneno
    from hookers
    where hourly_cost<100000
    and location = my_location
    order by looks desc
  61. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    Ti-BASIC:

    ClrHome
    Disp "essay"
    Stop
  62. Profile photo of Piperquinn
    Piperquinn Female 13-17
    43 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    If you can explain this joke to me, I will marry you.
  63. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 6:19 am
    i get it. i don`t earn $100k but i do get regular action.

    Yin and Yang.
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    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    *returns trojan`s high-five*
    i also get regular action...from my fiancee who is also a coder.
  65. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    i get most of them, i never programed in c or in assembly but all the others made me lol. also i have sex no less than 3 times a week.
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    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    const int SIZE = 100;
    int languages
    int i = 0
    while(i<SIZE)
    {
    dbRandomize(dbTimer());
    languages = dbRND(joke);
    i++
    }
  67. Profile photo of M5000
    M5000 Male 13-17
    173 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    I loled.

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