Results Of Writing Homework In Computer Code [Pic]

Submitted by: Englandrocks 6 years ago in Funny

5% of you will get this joke, but that 5% will earn well over $100k a year out of college. You also will never have sex.
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Male 172
I loled.
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Male 166

const int SIZE = 100;
int languages[SIZE]
int i = 0
while(i<SIZE)
{
dbRandomize(dbTimer());
languages[i] = dbRND(joke);
i++
}
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Male 166
i get most of them, i never programed in c or in assembly but all the others made me lol. also i have sex no less than 3 times a week.
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Male 342
*returns trojan`s high-five*
i also get regular action...from my fiancee who is also a coder.
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Male 479
i get it. i don`t earn $100k but i do get regular action.

Yin and Yang.
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Female 43
If you can explain this joke to me, I will marry you.
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Male 1,081
Ti-BASIC:

ClrHome
Disp "essay"
Stop
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Male 2,220
They missed out SQL

Select hourly_cost, looks, phoneno
from hookers
where hourly_cost<100000
and location = my_location
order by looks desc
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Male 511
Hi-five other people in the 5%!
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Male 425
LaTeX is awesome. Preach.
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Male 2,553
>jde
Oh, I thought there were other layers to the joke, as in how the different programming languages presented are compared to each other. If that is the only layer to what is, in that case, a stupid joke, than yeay for the 100k.

I still want the sex, though.
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Male 238
For those of you that don`t get it.... HTML isn`t a programming language.
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Male 2,553
Damnit, I didn`t get it. Oh, well, I`ll just have to put up with sex and $300k a year. :/
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Male 1,744
get most of them (except the C++ one), and i hope to make 100k a year in this crappy economy
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Male 3,076
HAHAHA XD
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Male 1,357
Not a clue. Not making 100k a year. Having sex. Win?
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Male 426
LMAO!
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Male 400
That made me snicker.
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Male 2,841
What the drat is this I don`t even...
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Male 4,290
If I understand some of it, but not much, does that mean I get to have some sex, but not much?
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Male 17,512
Lionhart2: yea yea yea.... it`s been awhile ok ?
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Male 142
1 TextWindow.Writeline("enter programming language they forgot.")
2 obscureLanguage=TextWindow.Read()
3 While "fish"="fish"
4 TextWindow.WriteLine("No one cares about "+obscureLanguage)
5 EndWhile
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Male 515
one of my professors help create latex, he`s scary.
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Female 282
lmfao at the C++ one.

@Kodyo if you`ve never had any annoyances with those programs, you don`t get it
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Female 1
My fiance, who laughed at this rather boisterously, gets sex regularly. Just sayin`.
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Male 37,774
Let X=X
(It`s Laurie Anderson!)
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Male 716
def nappa():
print "WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?"

print "VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his current power level?"
print ""
for i in range(9001):
print i,"IT`S UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!"
print "IT`S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!"

nappa()
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Male 1,193
Do i still get my 100k if i understand only after seeing this 100 times?
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Male 8,302
Geebuz, what`s with the `oooh they forgot Fortran... BASIC... blahblah..." comments? Guys, there are THOUSANDS of programming languages - what about Algol, Pascal, or a host of others?? Sheesh they can`t include every one in the cartoon!

Oh and CracrJak - in Line 20 that should be X$ because its a string variable - as a numeric as you`ve used it, its value can`t ever be "y". And any real programmer would have said IF X$=`Y` or X$="y" THEN... sort of. Real programmers don`t use GOTO`s anyway, if it can`t be written sequentially without jumps, you`re doing it wrong.
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Male 5,194
Assembly FTW!
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Male 186
Entry level programmer making 100K a year? Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Male 295
smart!
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Male 17,512
10 Print "They completely forgot"
20 Input "About Basic ? (y/n)";X
30 If X = "y" Goto 50
40 Print "You`re wrong they did"
50 Print "That`s Lame"
60 End
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Male 6
Where`s Fortran?
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Female 728
I`ve seen this before, but it`s still funny. I think my favorite is the response to Latex, though I know nothing about the programming language.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Female 247
haha, the only one I don`t get is the C++ one...I`m guessing it has something to do with them not using pointers...maybe...
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Male 2,592
#include <avr/io.h> #include <lcd.h> int main(){ DDRB |= 00111111; while(1) { lcd_home(); lcd_write(PSTR("This was lame")); delay_ms(500); clear_lcd; } return 0; }
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Male 1,548
@smagboy1
I`ll give you a hint: The fact that you`ve only coded in HTML and don`t get the joke is exactly why it`s funny.
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Male 2,506
I dont get it but that was funny
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Male 226
I`ve programmed extensively in 3 of these languages and this doesn`t make any sense at all to me.
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Male 347
i understood that but i wouldnt know how to actually use code, im more of a 13-17 year old obnoxious prick.
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Male 456
I drating hate assembly
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Male 22
That is hilarious(coming from a software engineer).
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Female 78
AAAHA.
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Male 1,010
Ahh i used to make HTML pages when i was a kid, like 14 years ago :-D That`s about it... so i think i got the last joke! Juhuu!
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Male 757
i understood that but i wouldnt know how to actually use code, im more of a physics guy
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Male 591
Im in the same boat as you smag, I dont understand wtf they meant by flower pot oO
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Male 1,678
100k a year buys plenty of sex
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Male 1,240
And... I probably will earn something like that a few years out of college. LAW SCHOOL FTW!
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Male 1,240
Funny as hell.
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Male 4,431
Okay, I understood them all but HTML. And I do a lot of code in HTML. How is it like a flower pot?
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Male 2,516
I LOL`ed so much, specially at LaTeX. I`m also married and getting laid so much
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Male 526
I semi-understood the python and java bits, mostly from many hours boredly following the xkcd fora...
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Male 2,390
awesome..but it really missed a `Child`s book - VB cartoon`.
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Female 2,120
@HeadiesRusH
That makes 10 of us.
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Male 244
..
That was funny.
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Male 328
I did not get one of these jokes. Go me!
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Male 4,807
Yay.... I`m in the 95% !!!
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Male 267
Well over 100k a year right out of college? You, sir, have been sorely misinformed.
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Male 1,931
I feel ashamed that I understand all of this.
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Male 27
if i earn 100K a year i can probably afford a prostitute.... thus, caption sucks worse than LISP<<endl;
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Female 3,001
yeah, i get some of it, but the unix shell one went way over my head...
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Male 2,050
Where did you come up with that calculation? And also, if you submitted this then you obviously understand the joke which makes you part of that 5%. Congratulations!!!
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Male 10,440
$100k buys a lot of sex.
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Male 1
haha - awesome.
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Female 491
Link: Results Of Writing Homework In Computer Code [Pic] [Rate Link] - 5% of you will get this joke, but that 5% will earn well over $100k a year out of college. You also will never have sex.
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