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Date: 02/28/11 09:46 AM

29 Responses to Q: How Did Knights In Armor Urinate? [Pic]

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    Cindy75 Female 30-39
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    February 28, 2011 at 9:47 am
    Link: Q: How Did Knights In Armor Urinate? - Well, how do you think they would have done it?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 28, 2011 at 9:54 am

    that picture gives meaning to the phrase
    "Iron Fist"
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    February 28, 2011 at 9:56 am
    They urinated by have a closed metal cup over their crotch?
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    kribbe Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2011 at 9:57 am
    hey, if i where to go to battle i would`ve brought some extra protection too, the little man is vulnerable you know
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    FreeMark Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2011 at 9:57 am
    hell no, they just pissed themselves
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    Flibmeister Female 18-29
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    February 28, 2011 at 10:00 am
    down their khecks.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2011 at 10:01 am
    XD never thought of that.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2011 at 10:03 am
    WTF! cindy75 35862 Posts 0o
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    February 28, 2011 at 10:16 am
    They just let it go, and crapped in their armour too. The squire cleaned it up later. According to `Worst Jobs in History` anyway.
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    digbychicken Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2011 at 10:19 am
    they didnt do it for protection then genuinely did it to make themselves seem more manly
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    February 28, 2011 at 10:26 am
    Who cares, they were the elite. Must be like fighter pilots.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
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    February 28, 2011 at 10:38 am
    this suit looks setup for tournament melee. You don`t typically see fully laminar tassets (hip armor), especially not joined to the cuisses (thigh armor.) The only exception I can think of is 3/4 armor, which this is not. You also don`t normally see cuisses protecting the backs of the thighs for mounted combat. There was little need. Cod pieces were right out for mounted combat.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
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    February 28, 2011 at 10:48 am
    my point being, the knight probably had plenty of time to schedule a potty break while wearing this set.

    In more conventional armor, access to the groin was certainly there, but I don`t know whether the knight`s garments below their armor would allow for speedy voiding should the need arise.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    February 28, 2011 at 11:42 am
    @LordJim - Thank you - that`s the best random nugget of information I`ve gotten in a long time!

    And why do you all know so much about armor?
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    human_exile Male 13-17
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    February 28, 2011 at 11:52 am
    what a sexually suggestive hand he has there
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    racofunk Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2011 at 11:56 am
    @lordjim that`s not for urinating, that`s for their massive dongs

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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    February 28, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    Kung-fu Grip!
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    green_batman Female 18-29
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    February 28, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    @human_exile: The hand thing was so he wouldn`t drop his sword.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    February 28, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    Lol its like a little t pot
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    It makes sense, its the place you need to protect the most afterall....
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    February 28, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    In combat armor they just went and the squires got to clean it up for them....thanks Higgins Armory!
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    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    A perfect target to aim at.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    February 28, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    Nah, it`s not for peeing into, it`s just a codpiece. Knights would wear one to show how astoundingly massive their dicks were (I guess machismo hasn`t changed much in 1000 years).

    I was just down at the Tower of London today... This is a pic of King Henry VIII`s codpiece.


    Yet according to some sources he was hung like a mouse.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    does that screw off like a bottle cap? that would be handy
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    February 28, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    XD
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    malvikaspicy Female 13-17
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    March 1, 2011 at 4:58 am
    haha.. Nice haan...

    Must see this for sure!!!
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    March 1, 2011 at 7:11 am
    And I thought that they just let it go.
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    Trypno Male 18-29
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    March 4, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    I don`t think it mattered much how they urinated, they only wore the armor in combat, bloody, brutal combat.
    I`m sure you can guess they didn`t much care about pissing themselves
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    Trypno Male 18-29
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    March 4, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    Definitely looks like tournament armor anyway, you can tell by the upraised shoulder piece on the side facing the oncoming jouster. Not too mention the custom gauntlet for lance holding.

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