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Date: 02/01/11 01:33 PM

37 Responses to Octopus In A Beer Bottle Under The Sea

  1. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    Link: Octopus In A Beer Bottle Under The Sea - Eww, why does it feel like this is some weird Japanese pr0n video?
  2. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    That`s how I smuggle octopus into my non-octopus events.
  3. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    Makes a good shelter to spend the night, that`s for damn sure.
  4. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    I am always fascinated by this species. My friends hunt while spearfishing. Even though I too spearfish. I refuse to harm these creatures. Even my wife who is Japanese refuses to eat such.

    Now squid on the other hand. Freaking bastards I will not hesitate.
  5. Profile photo of AirborneJT
    AirborneJT Male 18-29
    145 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Damn... I didn`t know that they could squeeze that small! Next time we get an octopus, I`m gonna make him a whole beer bottle city!
  6. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    "That`s how I smuggle octopus into my non-octopus events."

    WIN
  7. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    AWWW is a baby octopus so cute!
  8. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    That`s how I smuggle octopus into my non-octopus events.
    Ref to previous link. Baconeater wins the internet.
  9. Profile photo of w31rd0
    w31rd0 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    holy camoly, impressive and adorable!
  10. Profile photo of jaykray
    jaykray Male 13-17
    93 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    That octopus wouldn`t have the high score on the roadside speed checker!
    See,Baconeater`s not the only one that can do it.
  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    Its a octopus in its natural enrivonment, trying to get the last bit of brewskes
  12. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    I love octopi, and cephalopods in general :3

    Oh and
    Lols @ Baconeater

  13. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    "Eww, why does it feel like this is some weird Japanese pr0n video? "


    Because it is.
  14. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    Looks uncomfortable
  15. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    jaykray:
    But he does it better;)
  16. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    This acid is making me see colors
  17. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    Usually I love octopuses (that is correct, check it.), but this creeped me out, mainly the colour change when it`s halfway out.
  18. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    creepy.. i like how it is all white until it comes most of the way out and then turns red. really neat.
  19. Profile photo of Tharnambular
    Tharnambular Male 13-17
    71 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    `hic` who dwank all mai beer?
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    That`s how my buddy Russel was born.
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    The advantages of having no bones
  22. Profile photo of KillerCactus
    KillerCactus Female 18-29
    138 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    Nature, you are amazing.
  23. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    It makes me sad and happy and the same time... but he`s beautiful :)
  24. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    kewl
  25. Profile photo of Chidori-san
    Chidori-san Female 18-29
    105 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    oh mister octopus, I love you. <3
  26. Profile photo of niceguy191
    niceguy191 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! Who lives in a beer bottle under the sea?
  27. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    So you see kids, throwing your bottles into the ocean isn`t polluting, it is "providing habitat"

    Redneck fishermen have been environmentally conscious for years.


  28. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    I could go for a beer... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!
  29. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
    296 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    lol hes to drunk to turn fully white and too drunk to swim/walk forward.
  30. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    Rule #34. No exceptions.
  31. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    I love how once he gets his eyes out of the end of the bottle he realizes he is the wrong colors and *flash* he changes
  32. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 12:29 am
    @SlothofDoom
    So you see kids, throwing your bottles into the ocean isn`t polluting, it is "providing habitat"

    Redneck fishermen have been environmentally conscious for years

    handys003
    (face palm)LOL!
    I can`t even argue with that analogy. In fact it`s kind of a genius assertion in it`s whacked out way.
    Only glass though! I`ll have to tell the local scuba divers to leave the bottles alone now.
  33. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 2:16 am
    home made porn XD
  34. Profile photo of Sheilakh
    Sheilakh Male 13-17
    56 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 8:34 am
    I love how it doesn`t "swim" away, or whatever you call octopus movement, but instead walks away on its tentacles.
  35. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    Is anyone else not surprised at all about this?
  36. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    It`s so weird watching them change colors. x.x
  37. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 9:40 am
    burps!

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