My UPS Guy Is Retarded [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 6 years ago in Funny

It"s not like it takes a genius to deliver packages in a safe way.
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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 531
ha funny
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Male 286
My UPS driver lost my package the other day, and it showed up online as delivered. Then he tried to say maybe it`s under my door mat, like I wouldn`t have noticed it...ugh
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Female 265
yea sometimes they throw mine behind my garbage cans. assh-oles. and then of course it rains.
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Male 349
That`s a fairly easy way to get a free laptop though...."Oh hey, it`s been 28 days and nothing has arrived"...
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Male 218
Our UPS mah did the SAME EXACT thing with my monitor. It must be in the How to Be a Retarded UPS Worker handbook.
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Female 38
Ups in portuguese reads "oops".
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Male 6,694
My ups guy puts packages under the bushes by the front door. Some times I dont even see them for days.
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Female 74
Most of my deliveries end up in the bin. wtf...
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Male 3,076
well, it wasn`t stolen...
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Male 493
Hahaha. No one`s gonna notice.
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Male 161
I get that one a lot, so the next thing I ordered was a BIGGER DOORMAT.
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Male 37,888
My delivery guy hid my stuff so well, it took me weeks to find it! (just kidding, he actually found a VERY clever hiding place, I got my Krazy Kat books! Yaya!)
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Male 2,592
what package? oh, that clever ups dude..
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Female 1,236
When you order poo you know is going to be delivered when you are not at home...you take your freakin chances. We gave our regular mail carrier a nice gift after she put my new laptop (delivered waaay early) in our bushes & left us a note telling us where to find it. It might seem silly from blow-hard perspective, but we liked the thoughtfulness & anybody who doesn`t get that deserves to have their poo stolen.
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Female 423
@Blaackhalo
Who the f*ck orders tampons?
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Male 31
they shouldn`t have been driver released unless you left a signed delivery notice. then the driver leaves them out of view as best and quickly as she can. is that porch on the side of the house? looks like the bush blocks some view of the porch. if you didn`t want them released, upon ordering you could have requested such.
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Male 707
@Turby
sure he wasn`t planning a b`n`e?
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Male 90
Its to hide the words not the boxes. I huge box that clearly says "DELL" is much more likely to get stolen than a box that says "TAMPONS" etc. Keeping honest people honest.

I work for fedex I would have done the same thing if no one was home.
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Male 875
they weren`t stolen were they?
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Male 93
fatninja`s getting creative!
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Male 2,506
Could`ve sworn I saw something
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Male 2,796
I don`t see anything. Is there camoflauge or something? Is it behind the bush??
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Male 21
When I ordered my computer and monitor of newegg, the ups guy made sure it was the last stop of his route. Because he knew that it was expensive poo AND helped me bring it in my house, he was the coolest.
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Male 97
Anyone need a new Asus Monitor? There`s a free one well hidden under the mat!
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Male 264
UPS delivered some very expensive electronic equipment to our house yesterday when we weren`t home. Just left it on our doorstep in full view of the street. And, it wasn`t even ours, it was for the people next door.
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Male 25,416
What nothin wrong with this, its just a doormat. O...... Wait....... after closer inspection and the employment of many top scientists we can safely conclude that there is a 62% chance of something being concealed under the door mat!
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Male 1,587
Guardin- what you got against CA yo? Crime is an issue everywhere.
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Male 379
Or whoever had the packages left special instructions to leave it under the mat.
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Male 11
I would have appreciated that, my UPS guy has left a 32" LCD tv right in front of my front door and it wasn`t shipped in anything but the box it normally came in. Oh and it was raining that day as well, and then makes me go to the pick up center for a five dollar item.
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Male 794
i think your delivery guy is bear grills, after he hid your package he was parched, and drank his own piss
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Male 72
He tried to help you out by hiding them in some way so they dont get stolen. What, you expect him to have a full camoflage pack on them?

Dont be a dick
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Male 2,893
Maybe they live in California and if he didn`t hide it some jackass would have stolen it.
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Male 10,339
He was blocking from view from the street.

He did what was required.
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Female 4,039
Funneh. I would have been funnier if there was a key under the mat and then the key was just all out in the open and junk.
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Female 2,525
Stealthy.
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Male 63
At least he tried
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Male 183
Not as bad as a parcel I had delivered - the package wouldn`t go through the letter box, so the delivery person opened the box and pushed the books through 1 at a time!
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Male 35
Took me a while but I found them
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Male 15,510
He needed to use a less holey carpet
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Male 953
Quick camo from the street view... I`d say he did ok with what he had..... Plus is that a dime laying there .... I would have picked that up :)
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Male 3,745
ive had 2 34" LCD 1080p tvs left on my front port before...he couldnt even hide them behind the 6 ft tall hedge growing right in front of the house...
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Male 390
what packages? I don`t see anything....just a lumpy doormat
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Male 2,034
Well, it was there when you got home, wasn`t it? Quit hatin!
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Male 1,021
um...where are the packages? I can`t see them?
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Male 359
Well,at least it`s protected from amputees....
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Female 596
Link: My UPS Guy Is Retarded [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s not like it takes a genius to deliver packages in a safe way.
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