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Date: 02/24/11 12:24 PM

47 Responses to My UPS Guy Is Retarded [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    Link: My UPS Guy Is Retarded - It`s not like it takes a genius to deliver packages in a safe way.
  2. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    Well,at least it`s protected from amputees....
  3. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    um...where are the packages? I can`t see them?
  4. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Well, it was there when you got home, wasn`t it? Quit hatin!
  5. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    what packages? I don`t see anything....just a lumpy doormat
  6. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    ive had 2 34" LCD 1080p tvs left on my front port before...he couldnt even hide them behind the 6 ft tall hedge growing right in front of the house...
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Quick camo from the street view... I`d say he did ok with what he had..... Plus is that a dime laying there .... I would have picked that up :)
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    He needed to use a less holey carpet
  9. Profile photo of CJ0135
    CJ0135 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    Took me a while but I found them
  10. Profile photo of fishyboy
    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    Not as bad as a parcel I had delivered - the package wouldn`t go through the letter box, so the delivery person opened the box and pushed the books through 1 at a time!
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    davidb305 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    At least he tried
  12. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:59 pm
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Funneh. I would have been funnier if there was a key under the mat and then the key was just all out in the open and junk.
  14. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    He was blocking from view from the street.

    He did what was required.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    Maybe they live in California and if he didn`t hide it some jackass would have stolen it.
  16. Profile photo of notorious_
    notorious_ Male 13-17
    72 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    He tried to help you out by hiding them in some way so they dont get stolen. What, you expect him to have a full camoflage pack on them?

    Dont be a dick
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    i think your delivery guy is bear grills, after he hid your package he was parched, and drank his own piss
  18. Profile photo of Silverbolt
    Silverbolt Male 30-39
    11 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    I would have appreciated that, my UPS guy has left a 32" LCD tv right in front of my front door and it wasn`t shipped in anything but the box it normally came in. Oh and it was raining that day as well, and then makes me go to the pick up center for a five dollar item.
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    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    Or whoever had the packages left special instructions to leave it under the mat.
  20. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    Guardin- what you got against CA yo? Crime is an issue everywhere.
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    What nothin wrong with this, its just a doormat. O...... Wait....... after closer inspection and the employment of many top scientists we can safely conclude that there is a 62% chance of something being concealed under the door mat!
  22. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    UPS delivered some very expensive electronic equipment to our house yesterday when we weren`t home. Just left it on our doorstep in full view of the street. And, it wasn`t even ours, it was for the people next door.
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    craftymiser Male 30-39
    97 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    Anyone need a new Asus Monitor? There`s a free one well hidden under the mat!
  24. Profile photo of Turby
    Turby Male 18-29
    21 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    When I ordered my computer and monitor of newegg, the ups guy made sure it was the last stop of his route. Because he knew that it was expensive poo AND helped me bring it in my house, he was the coolest.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    I don`t see anything. Is there camoflauge or something? Is it behind the bush??
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    Could`ve sworn I saw something
  27. Profile photo of jaykray
    jaykray Male 13-17
    93 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    fatninja`s getting creative!
  28. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    they weren`t stolen were they?
  29. Profile photo of Blaackhalo
    Blaackhalo Male 30-39
    90 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    Its to hide the words not the boxes. I huge box that clearly says "DELL" is much more likely to get stolen than a box that says "TAMPONS" etc. Keeping honest people honest.

    I work for fedex I would have done the same thing if no one was home.
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    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    702 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    sure he wasn`t planning a b`n`e?
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    KwameAreeva Male 70 & Over
    31 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    they shouldn`t have been driver released unless you left a signed delivery notice. then the driver leaves them out of view as best and quickly as she can. is that porch on the side of the house? looks like the bush blocks some view of the porch. if you didn`t want them released, upon ordering you could have requested such.
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    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    Who the f*ck orders tampons?
  33. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    When you order poo you know is going to be delivered when you are not at take your freakin chances. We gave our regular mail carrier a nice gift after she put my new laptop (delivered waaay early) in our bushes & left us a note telling us where to find it. It might seem silly from blow-hard perspective, but we liked the thoughtfulness & anybody who doesn`t get that deserves to have their poo stolen.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    what package? oh, that clever ups dude..
  35. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    My delivery guy hid my stuff so well, it took me weeks to find it! (just kidding, he actually found a VERY clever hiding place, I got my Krazy Kat books! Yaya!)
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    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:39 pm
    I get that one a lot, so the next thing I ordered was a BIGGER DOORMAT.
  37. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:58 pm
    Hahaha. No one`s gonna notice.
  38. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 3:55 am
    well, it wasn`t stolen...
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    thename Female 13-17
    74 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:24 am
    Most of my deliveries end up in the bin. wtf...
  40. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 7:06 am
    My ups guy puts packages under the bushes by the front door. Some times I dont even see them for days.
  41. Profile photo of anafa
    anafa Female 18-29
    38 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 8:59 am
    Ups in portuguese reads "oops".
  42. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 10:57 am
    Our UPS mah did the SAME EXACT thing with my monitor. It must be in the How to Be a Retarded UPS Worker handbook.
  43. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    That`s a fairly easy way to get a free laptop though...."Oh hey, it`s been 28 days and nothing has arrived"...
  44. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    yea sometimes they throw mine behind my garbage cans. assh-oles. and then of course it rains.
  45. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    My UPS driver lost my package the other day, and it showed up online as delivered. Then he tried to say maybe it`s under my door mat, like I wouldn`t have noticed it...ugh
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    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    ha funny
  47. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 2:16 am

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