Monkey Waiter...I Hope

Submitted by: AaronianKen 6 years ago in Weird

Most appropriate use of ""KILL IT WITH FIRE"" ever.
There are 40 comments:
Male 1,360
this is so wrong!
except if it`s a female...
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Female 3,598
OMG that is some creepy ass poo... those dead eyes will haunt me...
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Male 3,076
take the mask off and it`s ok, because this only creeps me out :-/
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Male 392
@humboldtPie Disapointed, no... I`d say more scarred for life.
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Male 311
anyone else get really optimistic at the first two words of the title and ended up severely disappointed?
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Male 2,690
I saw something about this monkey on tv once. It actually works as a waiter there.
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Male 759
When it got up and started walking I punched my computer screen. Good thing it`s an old CRT.
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Male 2,988
well i`m creeped out
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Male 1,237
Wow talk about cruel...
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Male 143
Imagine getting so damn drunk that you went home with that thing!
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Male 296
So...damn...creepy...
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Male 725
@SilentFart this must be the best behaved monkey of all time....its not masterbating!

It is still looking for its frog.
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Male 235
id tap that
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Male 2,402
Actually this restaurant has been shown a few time on japanese TV. Shows like Soko Ga Shiritai previewed about 10 years ago with such. They are paid with sake and food.
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Female 375
Seriously, why?? That monkey looks terrified, it`s shaking, horrific.
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Male 515
poor monkey
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Female 855
looks like Michael jackson
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Male 5,194
Not so bad at this level, but it really sucks when they get into management.
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Male 113
this must be the best behaved monkey of all time....its not masterbating!
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Male 288
new meaning to playing with your food.
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Male 341
It is treatment like this that will lead the monkey and ape population to overthrow humanity and reign supreme.
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Male 15,510
Thanks but I prefer my food monkey hairless
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Male 1,598
Creeeeeepy
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Female 2,525
Japan is good for three things: Nightmares, cuteness, and nightmare inducing cuteness.
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Male 1,557
Aw, I thought it`d be the Justin Lee Collins show `Turning Japanese` which was on TV last week and was in this same bar.
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Male 2,579
at least the mask prevents it from biting people.
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Female 382
...... creepy
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Male 2,097
It`s SNOOKIE.
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Male 14,334
AWWWW great idea up until it`s had enough working for you and rips off all the customers faces!
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Male 532
In Japan even monkey`s get dressed up like asian schoolgirls. That`s where they get all the panties for those vending machines!
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Male 25,416

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Male 1,256
Better than the robot overtaking. Monkey supremacy!!!
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Male 2,516
fu-chan is pretty cool :-), the mask was creepy though
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Male 1,587
so gais... I had this nightmare where I was at a restaurant and there was this monkey, and it was the waiter, and it KILLED EVERYONE.
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Male 79
That. Is. Horrifying.
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Female 1,894
FREAK~~!!
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Female 4,359
the stuff of mushroom nightmares....
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Male 174
I so very desperately want a pet monkey like that. My little monkey homie. Except I would dress him up like Batman or Spiderman. Sweet.
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Male 10,339
OMG SCARY!
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Male 101
Link: Monkey Waiter...I Hope [Rate Link] - Most appropriate use of ``KILL IT WITH FIRE`` ever.
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