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Date: 02/11/11 07:47 AM

39 Responses to Man Arrested, His Drugs Were Found Where? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 7:48 am
    Link: Man Arrested, His Drugs Were Found Where? - And this didn`t happen in Florida? I don`t believe it.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 7:50 am
    Using cocaine, you are doing it wrong...
  3. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 7:54 am
    But he was telling the truth.
    The drugs weren`t ON him.
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 7:56 am
    @MrHyde

    He was also telling the truth when he said "F*ck drugs"
  5. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 7:58 am
    Thrush?
  6. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 7:58 am
    ... how did they... why did they ... his foreskin?
  7. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 8:01 am
    Finally, a legitimate argument against circumcision.
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 8:12 am
    This guy has spunk. It would be hard not to be kocky thinking they won`t lay a hand on your stash. But he was shafted. I wonder if he wood do it again? And I hope he finds hapenis in prison.

    But this story is of seminal importance. The TSA will cum up with a way to inject this into their probes.

    This news story is full to the brim of salty win!
  9. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 8:23 am
    That man makes some valuable smegma.
  10. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 8:28 am
    is that even possible??
  11. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 8:46 am
    HOW!?
  12. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 8:47 am
    Someone`s got the magic stick.

    Oh, Gerry. How DO you do it? :)
  13. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 9:04 am
    Who in their right mind would want to smoke dick crack?

    (I understand most crack heads are in fact NOT in their right mind.)
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 9:24 am
    Skabashas - "Who in their right mind would want to smoke dick crack? "

    You`re right! Get rid of the crack and it`s okay.
    Now butt crack...that`s a whole other story :-)
  15. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 9:26 am
    Hahaha! I love you Gerry.
  16. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 9:33 am
    Another pro-circumcision argument??
  17. Profile photo of Turf_Moor
    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 9:35 am
    What else is the foreskin for?
  18. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 9:50 am
    Gerry1of1: Arguably funnier than the actual post
    (some of the time) :)
  19. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 10:40 am
    ugh...white people do hella scary dances and we hide crack in our foreskin...dammit...
  20. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 10:48 am
    What a party!
  21. Profile photo of rx7_mastr
    rx7_mastr Male 13-17
    115 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 11:05 am
    wow, so is that what foreskin is for? lol. that`s so disgusting.
  22. Profile photo of Angelista10
    Angelista10 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 11:23 am
    what made them suspect that he had it there in the first place??
  23. Profile photo of Norsak
    Norsak Male 18-29
    161 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    I knew it!
  24. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    "what made them suspect that he had it there in the first place??"

    EXACTLY
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    ewww.... wonder how many times he forgot it was there when he was getting lucky
  26. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    Wait, they check that!?!?
  27. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    Aw, its so unfair, that dude can probably smuggle waaay more crack than m-...ost other dudes....
  28. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    did the officer find it with his mouth?
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    Cop A is like, "YOU look under the foreskin"
    Cup B is like, "I did it last time! YOUR turn"

    Officer Dangle say "I`ll do it!!!!!!! :-D "


  30. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    damn, my best hiding spot is out!
  31. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    Thats where i keep my chew
  32. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    I guess his girlfriend is a quitter ;)
  33. Profile photo of thahellmouth
    thahellmouth Male 18-29
    160 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 11:20 pm
    drating poo is mean person goddamn pussy rooster. motherdrater is non-nice individual.
  34. Profile photo of S4r4h_Pwn4g3
    S4r4h_Pwn4g3 Female 18-29
    153 posts
    February 12, 2011 at 2:28 am
    @Angelista10
    I was wondering that too. Maybe the drug dog(s) sniffed it out and the cops were like "Ok.. we see nothing here but obviously the dog smells something." So they checked all up in that area. That`s the only conclusion I could come to. I told my friend about this and he is all freaked out his face was priceless!
  35. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    February 12, 2011 at 3:17 am
    ...* takes a look down at thahellmouth`s post*.....X) hehehe
  36. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 12, 2011 at 4:36 am
    0o
  37. Profile photo of adia1228
    adia1228 Female 30-39
    83 posts
    February 12, 2011 at 5:13 am
    Tasty.
  38. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 7:28 am
    I can summarize this entire thread in one sentance.



    they blew his cover.
  39. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 2:47 am
    either that or he failed to rinse off his smegma

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