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70 Responses to Looks Like Baby Got Into Mommy`s Nightstand [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    Link: Looks Like Baby Got Into Mommy`s Nightstand - Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh, God...
  2. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Better late than never :D
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    February 22, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    LOL!
  4. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    That is very wrong. VERY BAD MOTHER.
  5. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    Wow...thats creepy, I highly doubt she put those on by her own power, so WHO THE F*&K DID!!!!!!
  6. Profile photo of KittKnickers
    KittKnickers Female 18-29
    177 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    WTF?!?

    im done.
  7. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    February 22, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    :O o..m..g..
  8. Profile photo of HamilTaco
    HamilTaco Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    Parent of the year!
  9. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    Looks like Mommy forgot she had those!
  10. Profile photo of FemBot
    FemBot Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    "See, Honey? I told you it was the size of a baby`s leg!"
  11. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    Aren`t you supposed to use those BEFORE the baby?
  12. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
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    February 22, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    See, Honey? I told you it was the size of a baby`s leg!"

    Yes!!! Thanks for that, made my day.
  13. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    I agree with 5405841
  14. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    its not so bad that the baby was able to get a hold of them...it IS bad that instead of freaking out and getting them off her before they kill circulation to the legs, they took a picture. Or worse yet, they put them on baby purposefully just to take the picture.
  15. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    a bit ironic
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    So NOW is when you use double condoms?
  17. Profile photo of notorious_
    notorious_ Male 13-17
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    February 22, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    hopefully she fished those fromt the nighstand and not the garbage
  18. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    And this is why you never believe a guy when he says "They don`t fit me." Clearly he`s lying, or you don`t want that thing near you. lol
  19. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    I want to kick the ass of the idiot that did this and was stupid enough to take a picture of it...smh
  20. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    I think it`s a bit to late to try and use protection...
  21. Profile photo of msimmons
    msimmons Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    "And this is why you never believe a guy when he says "They don`t fit me." Clearly he`s lying, or you don`t want that thing near you. lol"

    They don`t fit me. Like a size 10 shoe doesn`t fit me, but at 10 and a half does. Sure, the 10 can go on, and I can operate at near-max capacity with them on, but it is frankly uncomfortable.
    Is it really unreasonable to expect a similar feeling towards condoms?
  22. Profile photo of sweetazz
    sweetazz Female 13-17
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    February 22, 2011 at 6:21 pm
    haha baby must be experienced to no how to put them on like that (=
  23. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    "And this is why you never believe a guy when he says "They don`t fit me." Clearly he`s lying, or you don`t want that thing near you. lol"

    and you realize maybe hes saying they are simply too big and he is not big enough and he simply wants to say it in a way that wont hurt his manhood. . . how would you feel if someone said your tits are way too small or a private part of you was not the way he thinks it should be
  24. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    Magnums by the looks of it...
  25. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    February 22, 2011 at 7:16 pm
    No, I`m fairly certain an ADULT did that to baby... as in, 101% certain...
  26. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    ugh
    i dont suppose there are 4th trimester abortions?
  27. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
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    February 22, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    hahahaha niiiiiiiice
  28. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    February 22, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    Mommy`s weekend plans just went to hell.
  29. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
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    February 22, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    :-O
  30. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    question why the drat are her ears pierced
  31. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    lol @iseeing i had my ears peirced when i was a baby or they could be clip ons, did she put those on herself that would b kinda difficult for her w out breaking i would think hrm... maybe im wrong
  32. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    @IseeingI2I

    a lot of babies get their ears pierced...? I`ve seen babies with their ears pierced...tiny little studs...
  33. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    lots and lots of little girls get their ears done when they`re just babies. It really doesn`t hurt but toddlers get themselves so worked up they make such a fuss even though they`re the ones that wanted it done.

    I wanted my ears pierced so bad when I was 5, but I screamed blue murder when they did it. I freaked myself out so bad over it, I wouldn`t let my mom take them out at first and when I finally did, I wouldn`t let her put them back in- so they grew over. Baby probably cried 2 minutes and forgot all about it.
  34. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    February 22, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    @iseeing-its a cultural thing. my mom`s from Puerto Rico and when i was a baby she had my ears pierced. id be more concerned at those condoms cutting of that child`s circulation.
  35. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    @IseeingI2I

    "and you realize maybe hes saying they are simply too big and he is not big enough and he simply wants to say it in a way that wont hurt his manhood. . . how would you feel if someone said your tits are way too small or a private part of you was not the way he thinks it should be"

    I`m sorry, we`re still not willing to have unprotected sex with you.
  36. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 10:26 pm
    "question why the drat are her ears pierced"

    Because her parents wanted to get her ears peirced?
    Perhaps because by the age of say 8 most girls want their ears peirced.. but its a whole bunch of screaming and bitching plus most places will peirce them 1 at a time which = twice the pain. Where as when they are babies majority of places will have 2 people do it so both ears are done at the same time.. takes 2 seconds give bub`s a lollypop and all is forgotten.
    I had my ears peirced before i was 1, i got my daughters done for her 1st B`day.

    Question why are you more bothered by the fact that her ears are peirced... rather than that someone has put condoms on her legs?
  37. Profile photo of KwameAreeva
    KwameAreeva Male 70 & Over
    31 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 10:32 pm
    .......just stretchin` em out so they`ll fit.....
  38. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    @Lauryn: Because body modification should be the decision of the person whose body is being modified.
  39. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:13 pm
    @ msieg007
    Amen.
  40. Profile photo of shinichimaru
    shinichimaru Male 18-29
    65 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:17 pm
    we all know damn well black men dont use those..
  41. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 11:51 pm
    The dick-legged babby
  42. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2011 at 12:36 am
    wtf?
  43. Profile photo of Turf_Moor
    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:12 am
    I`m going to ask two questions, how and why?
  44. Profile photo of Angelista10
    Angelista10 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 4:22 am
    @shinichimaru lool
  45. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2011 at 4:53 am
    is that baby wearing ear rings?
  46. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2011 at 4:57 am
    Lauryn: " i got my daughters done for her 1st B`day."

    *facepalm* aussie moms...
  47. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 5:54 am
    like many others, I think i`m more desturbed by the earrings. I have no pobs with babies in earrings, but sleeper rings can get caught on playground equipment :(
  48. Profile photo of queenofleon
    queenofleon Female 18-29
    56 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 6:23 am
    My mother pierced my ears BEFORE i had even turned 1. my father went beserk on her. it`s unnatural to make a baby look like an adult. next they will be making baby thongs and stillet- oh sh*t.
  49. Profile photo of stonewar
    stonewar Female 30-39
    169 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:16 am
    I am so glad my mother changed her mind about piercing my ears. @ 35 I still haven`t had it done and ok about that.
  50. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    498 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:21 am
    just look at the "boots" XD
  51. Profile photo of BaconMaster
    BaconMaster Male 18-29
    14 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:24 am
    You`re doing it wrong.
  52. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 8:00 am
    Not catching AIDS from this floor.
  53. Profile photo of furryblob
    furryblob Male 18-29
    573 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 8:19 am
    Social services?
  54. Profile photo of SilentFart
    SilentFart Male 40-49
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    February 23, 2011 at 8:54 am
    Fail...then photograph the fail...= sad
  55. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
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    February 23, 2011 at 9:10 am
    "what cha laffin at? If daddy wore theses I wouldn`t be here!"
  56. Profile photo of austin1
    austin1 Male 30-39
    288 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 9:38 am
    Im pretty sure black people dont wear condoms.
  57. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2011 at 10:04 am
    rofl. you`re doing it wrong
  58. Profile photo of gcghost
    gcghost Male 30-39
    168 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 11:41 am
    @Austin1

    Sure they do. That`s why they make magnum size!

    BA-ZING!
  59. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2011 at 11:45 am
    @austin1- Heatseeking ban rapidly approaching.
  60. Profile photo of austin1
    austin1 Male 30-39
    288 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    @gorgack2000

    My comment, although sort of crass, rings a bit of truth, as it is well noted that African Americans face the most severe burden of HIV in the United States. I would guess that they account for a majority of single parent homes also.
  61. Profile photo of MizMeg
    MizMeg Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    at first I was like, "what?" then, I saw it...lol
  62. Profile photo of ledouxrt
    ledouxrt Male 30-39
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    February 23, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    At first glance, I thought they were rubber boots. Then I realized they were REAL rubber boots. :P
  63. Profile photo of cousinrayray
    cousinrayray Male 18-29
    81 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    W...T...F!
  64. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    February 23, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    what the?
  65. Profile photo of littlebaggie
    littlebaggie Female 18-29
    71 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    u know there`s no way that a child that age could put those on herself
  66. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    well the plus side... she will have super soft skin after they take those off
  67. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 5:57 am
    Maybe she was born like that.. i guess that would explain her excistence...
  68. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
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    February 24, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    I thought I was cruel by puting a wig & a dress on my male cousin when he was little. And taking pictures. Well, yeah, that WAS cruel. But what they did to this precious little girl is just nasty & wrong. People, are we even trying to evolve? C`mon we can Do it...
  69. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
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    February 25, 2011 at 11:08 am
    PTpete lighten up.
  70. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
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    March 1, 2011 at 10:44 am
    this shouldn`t be on the internet. i can think of countless other things that fall into that same category...

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