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Date: 02/20/11 08:01 AM

46 Responses to Japan Invents The Human Mechanical Tail

  1. Profile photo of saaytin
    saaytin Male 18-29
    171 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:03 am
    Link: Japan Invents The Human Mechanical Tail - WTF Japan? A furry must have been behind this one.
  2. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:14 am
    Too big and it needs fur.
  3. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:17 am
    Why do I want an elephant on my butt?
  4. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:20 am
    well, this will make the furries happy
  5. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:31 am
    Hmm, well im sure the fur suiters will love it. Though its not like all furries to that, only about 5%. XD
  6. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:36 am
    Yeah, looks like an elephant`s trunk. Now she can put peanuts in her butt.
  7. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:45 am
    Dude thats awesome with some extra additions and a dress you CAN become a cat... or dog... and with paper triangles a dinosaur..
  8. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:59 am
    A tail is the continuation of the spine. If you had a tail, it would come out downward almost out of your ass, not off the side like this...

    Silly artists.
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    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:13 am
    I don`t know how a tail should move when it serves no purpose (and looks like a fanny pack for a mortar and a spare shell) but I`m pretty sure this is not what it would do.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:20 am

    Can you swat flies with it?
  11. Profile photo of knight3000
    knight3000 Male 40-49
    25 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:46 am
    handimanner: Yeah, looks like an elephant`s trunk. Now she can put peanuts in her butt.

    LMAO
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:54 am
    It would take me around 3 minutes to turn it around and giggle.
  13. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:29 am
    I can say from personal experience that having a tail is not fun. Of course I don`t have a tail like you see on a dog, but I was born with a few extra bones in my spine that makes it curve into my pelvis (kind of hard to explain). It`s very painful and I can`t sit or stand for extended amounts of time. It`s thrown off my hips to the point where I have to do physical therapy for the rest of my life. Tails are NOT FUN! Stupid furries -_-
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    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:56 am
    So you don`t actually have a tail and your experiences can`t be used as a benchmark for having tails.

    Thanks, sidewyz8!
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    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 11:48 am
    I would ware it on the front.
  16. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    695 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    Yeah, Furries might not like this. It might get in the way....

    This thing makes me picture 8 kinds of gross.
  17. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    Uh, evolution never happened.
  18. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    Quoted: "I would ware it on the front."

    With spelling like that, I`m not surprised.
  19. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    I can`t say I wouldn`t try it given the chance, But I doubt I`d wear it for more than a minute or two.
  20. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    that is ugly and bulky. it looks like you have an elephant strapped to your ass. doesn`t really respond much to movement. i think that there is probably already better technology out there that wouldn`t look so retarded.
  21. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    Hey now that`s pretty cool.. but silly as hell
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    Thats a waste, not cool, just annoying
  23. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    933 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    Screw cancer and AIDS research. I`m going to invent a f*cking tail! God how stupid!
  24. Profile photo of happygrass
    happygrass Male 18-29
    85 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    the only use i can see for this instrument is during Halloween, and i think it would get better reviews if wore on the front of pants as opposed to the back.
  25. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    "worn just like a phanny pack"

    I`m sold!
  26. Profile photo of HelloKi
    HelloKi Male 18-29
    107 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:02 pm
    Only in JAPAN, new fetish?
  27. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:28 pm
    @gary8162 it`s art, deal with it.
  28. Profile photo of mikew114
    mikew114 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    ಠ_ಠ
  29. Profile photo of mikew114
    mikew114 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    hoped it would work ._.
  30. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 11:22 pm
    Kinda looks like an elephant on your bum.
  31. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 12:30 am
    should be thinner and longer
  32. Profile photo of alishaangle
    alishaangle Female 18-29
    11 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 12:55 am
    Hi U seen this one Mind intentionally left blank...
  33. Profile photo of gmerah
    gmerah Female 30-39
    25 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:00 am
    I could see this being used in theatre.
  34. Profile photo of ChrisMunich
    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 4:54 am
    Oh right.... `art`...
  35. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:02 am
    when will see the sex toy version?
  36. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:17 am
    I would use it the other way around
  37. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 9:54 am
    Art -.- WTF?
    @GasMaskKid I`d have beaten you by 2min and 59sec
  38. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    i don`t really think it is that intresting until it actually helps you with balance.

    like.. imagine what kind of 3-4 m high costumes you could pull of thanks to a balance tail
  39. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    i thought it would look more like a tail tbh...a bit skinnier i mean...kinda cool though none the less
  40. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    "to once again experience having tail" 0_o
    "discarded by humans during the revolutionary process" rofl
  41. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    ""discarded by humans during the revolutionary process" rofl"

    Willowwatch - you should study human anatomy a bit, specifically, the coccyx: http://tinyurl.com/45bb4q7

    "The coccyx is at the end of the spine and corresponds to the tail in animals, so it is often called the tailbone."
  42. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 11:05 pm
    Also, from wikipedia, "human vestigiality"

    "The coccyx, or tailbone, is the remnant of a lost tail. All mammals have a tail at one point in their development; in humans, it is present for a period of 4 weeks, during stages 14 to 22 of human embryogenesis. This tail is most prominent in human embryos 31–35 days old. The tailbone, located at the end of the spine, has lost its original function in assisting balance and mobility, though it still serves some secondary functions, such as being an attachment point for muscles, which explains why it has not degraded further.

    In rare cases congenital defect results in a short tail-like structure being present at birth. Twenty-three cases of human babies born with such a structure have been reported in the medical literature since 1884."
  43. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1562 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 1:22 am
    now waiting for rule 34 to kick in
  44. Profile photo of ChrisMunich
    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 2:19 am
    @Heureux, you missed the point, she pronounced it as revolutionary. Hence the Rofl.
  45. Profile photo of Ovan-01
    Ovan-01 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 1:56 am
    It looks like a freakin elephant on her ass. Sigh, stupid invention -__-
  46. Profile photo of skytz1337
    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 7:17 am
    can you wipe your butt with it? oO

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