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Date: 02/16/11 06:18 PM

86 Responses to If Apple Made Water [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of codydaniel
    codydaniel Male 18-29
    34 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    Link: If Apple Made Water - But will it work with my camera?
  2. Profile photo of RPGillespie
    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    so true!
  3. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    This has to be the greatest invention since bottled water!
  4. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    Apple doesn`t need to. Bottled water is already a ridiculous product that`s expensive for no real reason.
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    "ribbed for greater satisfaction"
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    holydonut Male 13-17
    91 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    "Apple doesn`t need to. Bottled water is already a ridiculous product that`s expensive for no real reason."

    This is a fact most people don`t realize.
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    Captn Male 18-29
    31 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    Unfortunately the bottle does not retain water when you hold it in your left hand
  8. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    @ smigbaafm:

    bottled water is expensive because that`s how they pay for the filtration processes that make water safe for us to drink. tap water may contain harmful or unhealthy levels of chemicals, as well as harmful microbes and parasites (true fact: you can ingest tapeworm cysts by drinking tap water).
  9. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    filtration has little to do with it. Tap water is filtered too, maybe not in the same way (though I would bet it is). They just want you to think that because you are paying more for it, that it`s higher quality or "cleaner" somehow. Which, unfortunately, people buy into this en masse.
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    somevas Male 13-17
    36 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    @PsychGeek
    I dunno where you live but in North America, drinking tap water is twice as better than drinking bottled water. I hear its also safer and healthier.
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    Ska_Machine Male 13-17
    153 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    I`ll take 10
  12. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    PsychGeek: Tapeworm cysts are extremely uncommon in tap water in the Western world, and the regulations on bottled water are actually looser than the regulations on tap water, at least, in the US. If you are living in a third world country, bottled water might be a good idea, if you can afford it and if it doesn`t just use local water. Though you`d probably be better off setting up a cistern to collect rainwater. Further, the chemicals that are in tap water are either added intentionally for health purposes or are difficult or impossible to filter out, so they are also present in bottled water. Fluoride is added for dental health (though there is some indication that the level of fluoride that they add to the water may be too high). Traces of hormones and medications are difficult and expensive to filter out. Companies that package bottled water typically just use their local tap water. You are getting the same thing in your bottled water as you`d be getting from tap water.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3240 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 7:08 pm
    To PsychGeek, True Fact, bottled water is unregulated when transported around a single state. Chances are, you are drinking tap water from the location of the bottling plant. Also there have been cases where the bottled water wasn`t as clean as most people`s tap water. It also takes more water to make the plastic bottles that what the bottles actually hold.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    @PsychGeek
    Tap water is generally very safe. It`s strictly regulated. And some bottled water has unhealthy levels of copper and crap like that in it.
  15. Profile photo of Negativitron
    Negativitron Male 18-29
    66 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    @PsychGeek
    Bottled water isn`t regulated by the FDA, and it sure isn`t any better than tap. Hell, alot of bottled water is simply bottled municipal water.
    Also, though there are microbes in tap water, its wayy less than would be actually dangerous. It`s really just the perception of added value because of the hype.
  16. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    is it bad that i would still buy this?
  17. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    And brand name bottled water like Dasani and Aquafina costs 4000% more than tap water. You don`t need a 4000% markup to pay for extra filtering! It`s just a big scam.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 16, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    According to the experts I`ve checked with {see photo below}
    neither tap nor bottled water is safe.
    That`s why I only drink beer.



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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    is it bad that i would still buy this?

    It just makes you a total douche.
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    UrusaiBaka Male 18-29
    53 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    This is stumble-rific!
  21. Profile photo of Parkway
    Parkway Male 13-17
    17 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    did anyone else just see this recently on the Drunk Tank?! or do you think the RvB crew is a fan of IAB??? ITS A CONSPIRACY I TELLYA!!
  22. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    but how much is it??
  23. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    I`d buy it
  24. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    Kinda funny.
  25. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    Do want. probably tastes as good as dasani
  26. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    Does it minimize virus???
  27. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    I highly doubt that bottle will resist 4.6 pounds of lateral pressure...
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    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    And it`d probably be $49
  29. Profile photo of FCMXD
    FCMXD Male 18-29
    181 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    NB: Apple Water requires Apple Cup v. 2.0 or higher to operate.

    Not compatible with 3rd party glassware.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    You shouldn`t drink it. It`s definitely full of nasty bugs and glitches which will make you sick.
  31. Profile photo of Fizban
    Fizban Male 18-29
    125 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    Eh, I`ll just wait, you know they`ll have the iWater2 in 3 months.
  32. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    the temp sticker is a nifty idea.
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    kpolos Male 30-39
    7 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    Have you tried UseeTrading ? I saw some similar and cute styles on it two weeks ago,looks like beautiful.
    http://bestyle.co/
  34. Profile photo of FCMXD
    FCMXD Male 18-29
    181 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:42 pm
    The iRaq

    Old MadTV skit. But any chance to laugh at that tool Steve Jobs is welcome.
  35. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:56 pm
    haha agreed with below- I quite like the temperature sticker. I always grab the water bottle that feels cold- and then inside?...not so much. meh.. <=(
  36. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:58 pm
    XD
  37. Profile photo of xlnc14
    xlnc14 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:25 pm
    i wonder if it`ll support flash
  38. Profile photo of Asuban
    Asuban Female 18-29
    107 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:42 pm
    Where can I buy this?
  39. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:44 pm
    You forgot to mention the price: $14.99
  40. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    I want one.
  41. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    hahaa this is brilliant!
  42. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 12:05 am
    I think I`ll wait for Water 2.0
  43. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 12:26 am
    I prefer iTap, it`s open source.
  44. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 12:32 am
    barrooo +1... I`ll wait for 2.0. It will be much better and will be released in just a few months time so everyone that paid for 1.0 will want to buy a new one... ^^
  45. Profile photo of thefatkid77
    thefatkid77 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 12:40 am
    That is so much better than regular bottled water, and don`t even get me started on tap (how outdated).
  46. Profile photo of CrashCity
    CrashCity Male 18-29
    31 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 2:28 am
    this water is better cause it gets less germs than that other water
  47. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:12 am
    How long until we get the 17 other versions of the same water?
  48. Profile photo of sapling
    sapling Female 18-29
    54 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:15 am
    Not too far from the truth. Drinking water is already a commodity that private interest is cashing in on.
  49. Profile photo of Chaos_Bard
    Chaos_Bard Male 18-29
    10 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:43 am
    I wonder how many apps there are for it.
  50. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:49 am
    Why isn`t it called iWater?
  51. Profile photo of banur
    banur Male 18-29
    250 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:59 am
    Meh.. waiting for the iWater. I want to touch it..
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 4:06 am
    It`s ribbed for greater satisfaction. LOL.
  53. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 4:54 am
    literally twice as many hydrogen atoms to oxygen atoms - made me lol
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    Angelista10 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 6:49 am
    @malikymoo yeah that got me too!
  55. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 7:00 am
    Perfectly overpriced
  56. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 7:15 am
    H to the O m g
  57. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 7:21 am
    Where can I Pre order?
  58. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 8:18 am
    Wait a few months and the water will be new, improved, and more expensive.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 8:21 am
    Liberal Arts Students everywhere will be spending their parent`s money on this.
  60. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 10:54 am
    Haha, the `Literally twice as many hydrogen atoms as there are oxygen atoms` made me laugh. XD
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 11:16 am
    Thats great. Now Im thirsty.
  62. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 11:28 am
    The molecular part was definetly funny


    lolol
  63. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 11:32 am
    OMG almost sounds lagit
  64. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 11:41 am
    "Ribbed for greater satisfaction"
    ohahaha :`)
  65. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    February 17, 2011 at 11:47 am
    It`s a joke, but I see no reason why it wouldn`t work.

    Premise: Many people cheerfully pay extra money for an Apple logo on a product.

    Premise: Many people cheerfully pay extra money for bottled water, even though it`s environmentally damaging and may be less pure than tap water.

    Conclusion: Many people would cheerfully pay extra money for Apple branded bottled water.
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    XaveMomma Female 30-39
    169 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    Nestle water tastes like milk.
  67. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    whoever thought of this clever ad- kudos.
    makes all the regular sh*t seem awesome- which in turn makes all the idiots buy it
    i wouldnt be surprised if Jobs jumped on this and made it real
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    verbosity Male 30-39
    83 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    Sorry, most bottling companies already beat Apple to the punch for getting people to spend over a dollar for a few cents of tapwater they bottled and shipped. Heck, for less than the price of one bottle of water I can buy a container and fill it myself.
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    Keegan31 Male 18-29
    228 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    @Angilion "Premise: Many people cheerfully pay extra money for bottled water, even though it`s environmentally damaging and may be less pure than tap water."

    You seem to be under the mistaken impression that people purchase bottled water due to purity or taste. In truth it`s all about convenience.
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    Literally twice as many hydrogen atoms than oxygen atoms.

    I love that line!

    The price isn`t shown... hmm...

    And I would have thought it was koolaid.
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    hammerdrop Male 13-17
    199 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    @bree416

    Yes you would.
  72. Profile photo of TadnJess
    TadnJess Male 30-39
    147 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    Not I-Water? Hmmm that doesn`t sound to good now that I type it out. :P
  73. Profile photo of W2
    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    yes...
    but does it work with windows?
  74. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    Hmph, I just realized I`ve never given Apple any of my money. I once used an Apple IIe in grade school, but that`s it.
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    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    I would buy this.
  76. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    the sad thing is we all know this would sell like crazy...
  77. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    W2..I see what you did there
  78. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    bottled water is expensive because that`s how they pay for the filtration processes that make water safe for us to drink. tap water may contain harmful or unhealthy levels of chemicals, as well as harmful microbes and parasites (true fact: you can ingest tapeworm cysts by drinking tap water).

    Are you seriously telling me that the USA is that primitive? Really? You can`t even enforce minimal purity rules on drinking water? I find that hard to believe.

    The purity controls on tap water in the UK are higher than they are for bottled water.
  79. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:41 am
    tastes more watery than water.

    @Angillion: Yes it really is that bad over here in the U.S. and the best part? There`s not a damn thing we can do about it unless we want to pay for our water. Our system is nothing more than a money pit, our government is feeding us chromium 6 and flouride (neither of which can be filtered out), and they could care less if it kills us
  80. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 11:14 am
    @trypno "and they could care less if it kills us"

    so they do care if it kills you?...
  81. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    I used to have some cups that would change colors when they got cold. It would be cool if water bottles did that too.
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    HedlesChkn Male 18-29
    113 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 10:23 am
    @Pyrosisflame

    Unfortunately, that`s how Americans express that turn of phrase.
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    Darkmuffin91 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 3:13 am
    @HedlesChkn

    What`s even worse is that people call me an idiot for insisting on using "-couldn`t- care less". Logic doesn`t reach these people.
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:27 am
    Then next month, they release their brand new tea-compatible water

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