Ice Cream Made From Human Breast Milk

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

Sorry, I-A-B--this is only available in London. Any London I-A-Bers want to try it out and give us your review?
There are 63 comments:
Male 66
The complimentary rusk is what puts it over the edge for me
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Male 3,076
eeeewww
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Female 3,598
too close to cannibalism for my taste... i don`t like babies, boobies or anything that has to do with them... well, actally i do like boobies, but not for milk...
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Female 403
I am in London tomorrow. I don`t think it`ll be worth my time to get any Ice-Ice-Booby Cream.
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Male 4,014
Is it weird that I`d want to see how the woman looked before I tried it? She could be fat and nasty.
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Male 328
I don`t even feel totally comfortable drinking cow`s milk...
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Female 192
"Want some ice cream? I made it this morning!"
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Female 3,001
it just feels so...wrong. 0.o
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Male 2,545
FU,CK`N FDA, im jealous! oh well, at least i have an AK-47 to blow off some steam.
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Male 24
"Dont tell me you cant squeeze something out of manboobs"

Sorry bro, Male Lactation
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Female 4,447
I`d try it. It`s only human breast milk, after all.
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Female 535
I think they should have milk bars where you can drink it straight from the breast.
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Female 307
Holy poo, as soon as I open this up Jimmy Fallon starts talking about it. Lmao.
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Male 37,894

Do you think they take women into a barn and hook them up to those milking machines?

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Male 487
lol... Peta approached ben & jerrys a couple years ago trying to get them to implement ice cream made from tit milk.

Imagine instead of large barns filled with cow milking apparatus, you walk into a barn lined with women hooked up to pumps... lol
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Male 2
I`d like to point something out. Human breast milk doesn`t actually taste all that great. It`s extremely sweet and has a very odd flavor. To make it taste good they will probably have to drown it in flavoring.

I`m sure people will go there for the novelty but they will probably not be enjoying the ice cream any more than regular ice cream.
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Male 3,894
do want.
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Female 138
I`d eat it.
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Male 1,051
15 pounds a scoop... Wow. If this takes off then that`s some rich mums.
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Male 598
"Ice Cream Made From Human Breast Milk"
They keep saying human breast milk. I want them to clarify that they will only be using WOMENS breast milk. Dont tell me you cant squeeze something out of manboobs
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Male 36,517
Curses! @Angelmassb beat me to it!
(hee hee - beat)
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Male 36,517
Who cares? How about an icecream made from "man milk"? (some of which which I ejected while watching this...)
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Male 15,510
Not bad at all considering the options

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Female 709
I like how all the women were really squeamish around it but all the guys were like "Well, I guess it shouldn`t be wasted! He he he he!"
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Male 426
play...pause right away
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Female 61
Is it weird that I`m more put off by the price of the ice cream than the fact that it`s made with breast milk? £15 per scoop!!! That`s like $24!
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Male 18
Cow milk of woman milk...hmmm
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Male 150
and drinking cow breast milk is not gross?

at least this is from your own species.
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Male 235
its nice just tastes normal really
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Male 3,472
Milk is milk.
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Female 781
Hahaha! "Organic and free-range" made me think of them hooking up caged women to milking machines.

Hey, if people want to make breast milk ice cream, let `em do it. I might try it. I hear breast milk is sweet. :O
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Female 838
bullsh*t organic! I would love to see the proof that the donor was free of all chemicals (eg. medications, full organic diet)
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Male 25,416
Now if they let you squeeze it yourself, then you have a deal!
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Female 4,039
Well, I`ll be the oddball here and just say ew. I think it`s super gross. Blah.
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Male 2,229
damn, that`s one way the milk customers out of the money

Sorry couldn`t help that one :-)
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Female 833
I have no problem with the breastmilk ice cream thing, I have a problem with the fact that neonatal ICUs here take donations of boobyjuice and the boobyjuice in this ice cream could have gone to a far better cause. *steps of self righteous soapbox*
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Male 69
@SoberGuy Japan will probably take this idea and make more money by letting people pay to watch the women being milked. Or better yet, pay to do the milking.
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Female 4,349
wow, this would be some kind of money making scheme for the woman involved....
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Female 2,525
I`d try it. Not sure why people are grossed out by it.
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Male 347
how is it that Japan didnt come up with this first?
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Male 356
Icecreamist?
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Male 2,096
Freshly squeezed??? I`ll take two >3 please
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Female 2,509
Piers Anthony`s "In the Barn"
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Female 1,101
Too pricey, but a good idea. If I ever have children I know I`ll be busting out my ice cream maker to give it a shot!
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Male 10,440
milk is milk, icecream is icecream.

Anything else is hype and not worth anything.
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Female 14
It`s not beautiful, it`s just plain weird :S
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Male 61
Isn`t it for sell in Leeds not London there is a big difference.
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Male 37,894

I`m getting a picture of what a Free Range human dairy farm looks like.

Oh, like a nudist colony.
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Female 7,838
Very good idea for tinies!!!
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Male 3,314
"I really don`t understand why it`s called human breast milk" I guess to make sure we all understand the "milk" comes from the women and not the men! :P
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Female 1,589
Well I hope it`s free range. O___O
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Male 801
I`d rather pay £1.30 for a litre tub of normal non-organic ice cream. Get stuffed.
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Male 6,694
All I know is I want to try it just to say I did.
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Male 17
London? Are you sure you don`t mean Tokyo?
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Male 95
I really don`t understand why it`s called human breast milk, or even just breast milk. That`s like calling cow milk cow udder milk. It`s just human milk. No need for the word breast. It`s still breast feeding, but you`re breast feeding your baby human milk.
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Male 506
Challenge Accepted.
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Male 3,061
HOLY CRAP! I nearly fell out of my chair when that twat said free range. F`N hilarious!
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Male 27
....with sprinkles please
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Male 288
I feel that this is wrong but I don`t know why exactly. In theory, I suppose it makes more sense than drinking cows milk.
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Male 773
`Pure, organic`? Ha, good luck. All the random crap in our added to our processed food nowadays makes it very unorganic. Organic is gross anyway. Chemicals are fun!
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Male 53
most of us drink breast milk from cows anyways so i don`t see the problem
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Male 1,598
Breast milk. you made my day!
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Male 19,873
Link: Ice Cream Made From Human Breast Milk [Rate Link] - Sorry, I-A-B--this is only available in London. Any London I-A-Bers want to try it out and give us your review?
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