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Date: 02/01/11 10:45 AM

52 Responses to How To Sneak Booze In A Non-Booze Event [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 10:48 am
    Link: How To Sneak Booze In A Non-Booze Event - 1. Cut a hole in a loaf of bread. 2. Stick your booze in that bread. 3. Drink from that bread.
  2. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 10:53 am
    I like the wine rack better.
  3. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 10:54 am
    Genius.
  4. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2011 at 10:55 am
    It`s my booze in some bread.

    (some booze in some bread, yeah...)
  5. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 10:56 am
    Good thing I always have a loaf of Wonderbread ready for every event like this!
  6. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 10:58 am
    That`s pretty ghetto...flask sandals ftw
  7. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 10:58 am
    what about places that dont allow outside food?
  8. Profile photo of shakedownjes
    shakedownjes Female 18-29
    24 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 10:59 am
    Couldn`t find a loaf big enough for a 40?
  9. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:00 am
    I just hid little bottles in the hood of my hoodie.
  10. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:02 am
    ... or just hide a camelbak under your shirt.
  11. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:04 am
    steady on there macguyver
  12. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:09 am
    I keester it.
  13. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:15 am
    I`ve got one of these, it`s nice for hard liquors. You can sneak it into a drink pretty easily. But I wish it held a little bit more booze, and the cracks in the plastic get bit sticky/hard to clean. But, worth the $20.




    BTW, that wine rack is more like a WIN rack! Hah :)
  14. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:16 am
    that`s what I was thinking cobrakiller
  15. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:21 am
    "Hey, is that guy over there drinking bread?"
  16. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:29 am
    or put it inside your coat and stick a straw in it.
  17. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:54 am
    YES!
  18. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    DixxyRarr: you just made my night.
    that is full of win an I ordered one for my night out later in the month lol.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    What a dickwad. This is the type of guy all females should stay away from. Imature thought process, and a future of a man destined for skid row.
  20. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    ...or you could just put it in a used Arizona iced tea bottle like some of my friends have done. Looks the same.
  21. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    Now that`s South African ingenuity :P
  22. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    Brilliant!
  23. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    handys003 great deduction from so little information. Or is it ?
  24. Profile photo of alibi19
    alibi19 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    If you cant get through a soccer game (I`m assuming this is a soccer game) without alcohol you`ve got issues...
  25. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    Props for originality at least.
  26. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    and no one will question why you are carrying a loaf of bread? What if they don`t allow outside food either?
  27. Profile photo of fuad119
    fuad119 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    Screw you IAB that`s how I smuggle drugs...
  28. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
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    February 1, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    Hah, drink from the bread, as if that wouldn`t attract attention.
  29. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    "and no one will question why you are carrying a loaf of bread? What if they don`t allow outside food either?"

    Then you switch to the flask. duh.
  30. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    Very sneaky
  31. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    Oh yeees Jack Daniels...
  32. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    Being from Kentucky Derby land, where sneaking booze into the racetrack is an art form, I can say this is a very bad way to do it. Searchers seem to notice a loaf of bread that weighs 5 pounds.
    /The booze bra is the best option so far.
    //Has a friend that can melt the top of soda bottles just enough to make it seem like it`s never been opened. Highly skilled.
  33. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    huh? won`t baking the bread dough destroy the booze?
  34. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    In addition, you can throw that "bread" to the bad ref
  35. Profile photo of beckpratt
    beckpratt Female 18-29
    204 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    Pringleman- *Facepalm* Please tell me you`re joking....
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    zoltrix_the Male 18-29
    142 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    @PringleMan - Not if you spread some cooking oil over the glass bottle before you put the dough on it. The oil acts as an insulator since it`s boiling temperature is above bread`s cooking temperature.
  37. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    When you`re putting this much effort into making sure you don`t have to not drink for a few hours, you have a problem (and this is coming from someone who last spent a night sober 4 days ago).
  38. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    @pringleman
    nah the baking won`t mess with the booze, you just gotta be sure to slice the bread really quick so the glass comes off in layers instead of shattering
  39. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    Flasks were invented hundreds of years ago. This is really not rocket science.
  40. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    Heh
  41. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    Or, just get a big ass cup :P
  42. Profile photo of IminurHaus
    IminurHaus Male 18-29
    38 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    he thinks he`s real slick, but little does he know - an octopus lies in wait at the bottom of the bottle
  43. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    is this anything like
    1. cut a hole in the box
    2. put your d*ck in it
    3. ???
    4. profit
  44. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    "is this anything like
    1. cut a hole in the box
    2. put your d*ck in it
    3. ???
    4. profit"

    In a sense, yes.
  45. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 10:36 pm
    "Flasks were invented hundreds of years ago. This is really not rocket science."

    Yes, and get really strong liquor, because more liquor per ml the drunker you get in a smaller bottle. You learn these things over time.
  46. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:00 pm
    I don`t know what stadium would allow you to bring your own food in
  47. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:56 pm
    People are such dicks.
  48. Profile photo of strangergoat
    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 12:24 am
    how is this news? i knew people that did this when i was in high school a decade ago... and surely it wasn`t new then?
  49. Profile photo of CptHaddock
    CptHaddock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 1:39 am
    But why would you go to a non-booze event in the first place?
  50. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 2:20 am
    haha is it a little suspicious if I smoke a bread?
  51. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 6:58 am
    I just gave this man a standing ovation, people are now staring.
  52. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    lol

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