How To Sneak Booze In A Non-Booze Event [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 6 years ago in Funny

1. Cut a hole in a loaf of bread. 2. Stick your booze in that bread. 3. Drink from that bread.
There are 52 comments:
Female 5,222
lol
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Male 1,678
I just gave this man a standing ovation, people are now staring.
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Male 3,076
haha is it a little suspicious if I smoke a bread?
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Female 68
But why would you go to a non-booze event in the first place?
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Female 588
how is this news? i knew people that did this when i was in high school a decade ago... and surely it wasn`t new then?
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Male 1,265
People are such dicks.
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Male 2,988
I don`t know what stadium would allow you to bring your own food in
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Male 4,014
"Flasks were invented hundreds of years ago. This is really not rocket science."

Yes, and get really strong liquor, because more liquor per ml the drunker you get in a smaller bottle. You learn these things over time.
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Male 4,014
"is this anything like
1. cut a hole in the box
2. put your d*ck in it
3. ???
4. profit"

In a sense, yes.
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Male 1,744
is this anything like
1. cut a hole in the box
2. put your d*ck in it
3. ???
4. profit
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Male 38
he thinks he`s real slick, but little does he know - an octopus lies in wait at the bottom of the bottle
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Male 1,598
Or, just get a big ass cup :P
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Male 531
Heh
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Male 364
Flasks were invented hundreds of years ago. This is really not rocket science.
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Male 2,419
@pringleman
nah the baking won`t mess with the booze, you just gotta be sure to slice the bread really quick so the glass comes off in layers instead of shattering
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Female 1,963
When you`re putting this much effort into making sure you don`t have to not drink for a few hours, you have a problem (and this is coming from someone who last spent a night sober 4 days ago).
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Male 142
@PringleMan - Not if you spread some cooking oil over the glass bottle before you put the dough on it. The oil acts as an insulator since it`s boiling temperature is above bread`s cooking temperature.
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Female 204
Pringleman- *Facepalm* Please tell me you`re joking....
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Male 15,510
In addition, you can throw that "bread" to the bad ref
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Female 1,356
huh? won`t baking the bread dough destroy the booze?
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Female 525
Being from Kentucky Derby land, where sneaking booze into the racetrack is an art form, I can say this is a very bad way to do it. Searchers seem to notice a loaf of bread that weighs 5 pounds.
/The booze bra is the best option so far.
//Has a friend that can melt the top of soda bottles just enough to make it seem like it`s never been opened. Highly skilled.
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Male 716
Oh yeees Jack Daniels...
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Male 25,416
Very sneaky
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Male 4,793
"and no one will question why you are carrying a loaf of bread? What if they don`t allow outside food either?"

Then you switch to the flask. duh.
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Male 1,081
Hah, drink from the bread, as if that wouldn`t attract attention.
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Male 673
Screw you IAB that`s how I smuggle drugs...
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Male 1,437
and no one will question why you are carrying a loaf of bread? What if they don`t allow outside food either?
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Female 2,120
Props for originality at least.
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Male 73
If you cant get through a soccer game (I`m assuming this is a soccer game) without alcohol you`ve got issues...
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Male 1,526
handys003 great deduction from so little information. Or is it ?
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Male 10,855
Brilliant!
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Male 772
Now that`s South African ingenuity :P
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Male 428
...or you could just put it in a used Arizona iced tea bottle like some of my friends have done. Looks the same.
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Male 2,402
What a dickwad. This is the type of guy all females should stay away from. Imature thought process, and a future of a man destined for skid row.
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Female 833
DixxyRarr: you just made my night.
that is full of win an I ordered one for my night out later in the month lol.
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Male 5,413
YES!
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Female 1,784
or put it inside your coat and stick a straw in it.
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Male 1,929
"Hey, is that guy over there drinking bread?"
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Male 407
that`s what I was thinking cobrakiller
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Female 2,674
I`ve got one of these, it`s nice for hard liquors. You can sneak it into a drink pretty easily. But I wish it held a little bit more booze, and the cracks in the plastic get bit sticky/hard to clean. But, worth the $20.




BTW, that wine rack is more like a WIN rack! Hah :)
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Male 552
I keester it.
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Male 1,357
steady on there macguyver
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Male 1,547
... or just hide a camelbak under your shirt.
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Female 322
I just hid little bottles in the hood of my hoodie.
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Female 24
Couldn`t find a loaf big enough for a 40?
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Male 7,830
what about places that dont allow outside food?
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Male 452
That`s pretty ghetto...flask sandals ftw
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Male 2,441
Good thing I always have a loaf of Wonderbread ready for every event like this!
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Male 10,338
It`s my booze in some bread.

(some booze in some bread, yeah...)
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Male 683
Genius.
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Male 1,587
I like the wine rack better.
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Male 1,620
Link: How To Sneak Booze In A Non-Booze Event [Pic] [Rate Link] - 1. Cut a hole in a loaf of bread. 2. Stick your booze in that bread. 3. Drink from that bread.
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