How To Get People To Stop Talking To You

Submitted by: Dainty 6 years ago in Funny

This girl has come up with a foolproof way to get people to leave you alone. (NSFW Language)
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Female 40
After hearing her talk for just a few seconds, I can imagine it would be a hard task for most to hang around her for too long!
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Female 582
Did she nickxname herself after poo?
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Male 288
better on mute. I mind raped her a couple times.
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Female 404
u aint invented shiiiit
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Female 418
when i first saw that expression on her face, i couldnt breathe from laughter :D
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Male 342
i can almost see her skin under all that makeup. almost.
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Female 2,525
Haha, I need to try that. Not sure I can hold that expression without laughing though.
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Male 1,312
She`s pretty sexy and I`m gonna have to try that sometime
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Male 493
I just can`t stand the way she talks.
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Male 6,694
She is hott.
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Female 265
lol. i love this girl. dance rape lol- so true girl so true
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Female 30
I love her!!!!
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Male 52
that`s so damn awesome.. gotta try it when someone want to sell me something right in front of my door.
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Female 956
"He will NOT want your dollar anymore"

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE HER
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Female 255
One of the best, but you definitely have to watch it all the way to the end.
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Male 226
dude, when she started talking sounded like a bitch
but as soon as I saw that face, I drating lol`d
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Female 423
Guys, I think you may overestimate some individuals of your gender...
When I go out, I try to look good for myself, my riends and that nice guy at the bar;), not the douchebag with a pervert face who grinds his junk on me and won`t go away unless I make it clear I can still kick a guy in his nuts when wearing heels.
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Female 535
People like cynic are the reason girls want to have a night out and not get hit on.
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Female 1,172
LOL. I didn`t think I`d like this video at first. But I was wrong.
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Male 170
Annnnd by 45 seconds in I was so annoyed by her b*tching I no longer cared what her method was and closed the video. Want to have a girls night out and not get hit on? Don`t go to bars or clubs, idiot.
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Male 5,189
Meh.
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Female 876
The good-looking girl strikes again. Love her.
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Female 709
OH MY GOD DIS IS PURE UNADULTERATED MAGIC SHE IS FRIGGIN JESUS REINCARNATE
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Male 120
I think the response to this is pretty obvious, "Yes, that is the expression you will have when I put it in your butt."
Then you stand there, arms crossed. She can`t hold that face forever.
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Female 803
I don`t know how anyone likes be, because I make this face all the time. Except I didn`t meet most of my friends in a bar or club.

That`s an awesome way to get creeps to leave you alone. I`ve tried being nice, I`ve tried the "ew go away" thing, and none of that works. This girl is on target.
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Male 1,083
oh hey it`s that girl who thinks she`s ugly.
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Male 3,431
She`s still hot, and apparently not an idiot because that would definitely work.

And Theist, being nice does not work. I assure you of that. Being nice works with nice people, but most of the grinding dumb asses she`s talking about think that are not nice people.
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Male 45
@kasprague84
I can see your point there. There`s still probably a good way to get someone to go away without either A) being incredibly strange or B) being extremely discourteous. I dunno.
I know it`s mostly fantasy, but I like to live courteously as much as I can. A dying breed, I guess.
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Male 210
Jesus Christ this woman is annoying. Trust me, the only guys doing this to you are very very drunk.
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Female 43
True paddy215. True Theist17. But, you aren`t a female and you have no idea what it`s like being a woman. A man will most likely never let up EVER and that is why you have to get rude. Most men (MOST) don`t take no for an answer.
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Male 45
I`m pretty sure that she could just avoid all of these situations by being "super nice" and just telling the guy to leave, or declining someone`s attempts at proselytizing her with a simple, "No, thank you. I would like to stay [belief system she currently supports]."

It`s not that hard to avoid unwanted contact.
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Male 55
sounds like she`s damaged the inside of her mouth by sucking so much rooster...
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Male 25,417
This chick is odd
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Male 1,678
Orrrrr you could not be an ignornat bitch and just politely say you`re not interested? That way the guy doesn`t get his confidence destroyed and the girl doesn`t make herself look like a mental patient.
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Male 39
I think she shouldnt be afraid to be rude to people who dosnt deserve it. Tell the creep to go drat of and and slam the door in the jehovas faeces.
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Female 27
like omg, just walk away...

wtf is this poo
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Male 2,855
maybe stop being such a whore would work
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Female 355
"Scaring people away by looking like a fool? Yeah it works, if you`d like to be remembered as a fool."

Like people in a bar are going to remember you.
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Male 975
Almightybob1 said it best.
When I wear my nicest clothes out to feel good about myself I expect to be turning heads.
Yeah I may think to myself, "Damn I look good tonight so I feel good", its the validation that others agree that really seals the deal.
And grinding shouldn`t be instantaneous, but I know the clubs I go to are loud as drat, its house/trance/techno, everybody is drunk, and the lights are dim. It`s not a place for introductions and conversation and its never the type of music to do any more traditional dances to.
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Male 3,894
This was so annoying.
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Male 422
She makes me happy.
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Male 670
how to avoid it? dratING CONTROL-W THIS poo
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Male 4,290
Note: I do not consider grinding on some random girl acceptable. That`s not the same as hitting on someone, and that would be understandably annoying. I`m talking about the girls who are saying "I`m dressing up hot just for me, I don`t want to be hit on".
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Male 522
this is rare, a hot girl that i don`t have to pretend is funny.
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Male 204
"Out dancing, In our hot girl costumes, don`t want to be hit on?" That`s a ludicrous statement. If you`re making an effort to look "hot" at a night club then you obviously expect to be hit on otherwise there`s no reason to do it. It`s like saying "I go out into the forest covered in honey. I`m not in any mood to be mauled by a bear."
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Male 4,290
[quote]They aren`t always dressing sexy to get hit on. Sometimes you wanna dress up to make yourself feel good, and that`s all there is to it.[/quote]
Bollocks. The reason it makes girls feel good to dress up attractively is BECAUSE they get attention from guys.

I ask any female IAB member: if you were to dress up all sexy "just for yourself" and went out, and not one guy (or girl if you`re into that) so much as talked to you or even looked your way the entire night, would you still feel good about yourself?

Because if you`re really dressing just for you, then it should be enough. But if what you actually want is the flattering feeling of being considered attractive, then you`re not dressing for yourself. You`re dressing to catch the eye of others.

If you then whine about the annoyance of one of those guys (or girls) actually summoning the courage to come over and talk to you, you`re frankly just being a hypocritical bitch.
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Male 975
I`m surprised none of you critical douches made a comment about her small left eye.

I`m from LI and work in the bars so I`ve met plenty of girls that talk like this (accent aside), dress like this, and act like this..so none of your gripes really bothered me.
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Female 188
I thought this would be stupid, but I LOLed! I want to try this!
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Male 533
WHY DO WOMEN THINK ITS ATTRACTIVE TO WEAR THAT MUCH MAKEUP?!?!

Anywho, the face she makes looks like a creeper from minecraft.
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Female 2,027
phhahaahah
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Male 2,552
When she said "It`s like the greatest thing I`ve ever come up with!" I was tempted to think that, yeah, that probably is the greatest thing she`s come up with. Of all the things she`s come up with. >.> Ahem.
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Male 165
lmao she`s definitely right about the face
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Female 158
That was funny! I like her because she`s a girl and she`s not humble
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Male 2,619
If I were a chick and some guy tried rubbing himself up on me. Id glass the fu*ker, Seriously, glass that bastard right in the face
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Male 2,528
If I tried to hit on this girl, all she would need to do to talk for about 30 seconds and it would be OVER!
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Male 795
This girl has 14lbs of makeup on and probably smells of sausage raviolis. Silly meatballs.
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Female 84
Gosh you guys are seriously clueless about your own gender`s behavior apparently. Girls get hit on regardless of what they`re wearing. I`ve gotten hit on wearing a nice outfit and wearing jeans and a regular dressy shirt. I`ve had guys come up from behind me while I`m dancing and grind up and down. Uh hello, I haven`t even seen your face and you`re already rubbing yourself up against me? No. One thing is to be a bitch to someone who approaches you nicely and another one is to get your point across to someone who is basically sexually harassing you.
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Female 182
omg that face lool
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Female 84
@ keith2 it has nothing to do with being hot or not. But when you`re dancing with your girls and a random guy suddenly starts rubbing his junk on your ass, you want him to go away. It`s gross. Guys, seriously, it`s gross. Don`t do it. Have the decency to introduce yourself to the girl first and see if she`s interested in dancing with you. Spare yourself the humilliation.
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Male 405
I wasn`t very amused until she got to the face xD
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Female 3,001
i love this girl :D
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Male 2,591
whhaaa i`m a hot girl, so hot in fact i don`t want people to talk to me. I am so above you, and everyone else. They are deserving of nothing but my contempt.
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Male 660
"As soon as your pxnis touches my butt-hole without me knowing...." WTF?!
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Male 802
The internet is great because it gives everyone a voice. Wait... no I meant that`s why it sucks.
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Male 2,551
"The best way to get me to stop talking to her would be for her to start talking to me."
Agreed.
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Male 1,455
Scaring people away by looking like a fool? Yeah it works, if you`d like to be remembered as a fool.
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Male 1,569
Do that face too when she does it..
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Male 86
all i hear is: "I`m a whore, I`m a whore, I`m a whore and i have multiple venereal diseases"
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Male 339
Try this one instead: I`m a post-op tranny. Or I have genital herpes.
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Male 3,060
The best way to get me to stop talking to her would be for her to start talking to me.
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Male 67
now, how about those telemarketers?
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Male 246
she`s so awkward
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Male 21
@Demetar Damn you rickroll`d me.
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Male 302
Tried too hard
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Male 138
This girl kicks ass
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Male 334
@intrigid
going up and talking to a woman is very different than sneaking up behind her and grinding your junk on her ass.
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Male 426
She looks white. So why does she talk like shes black. Close your eyes and listen. she sounds black. Turn off.
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Male 141
I`m in love
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Male 400
This girl just slays me everytime.
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Male 914
As an aside... I see this woman and I just want to reach right through the internet and punch her in the face. My god, the attitude she emanates. I would never hit on a woman like her. Her entire personality makes me sick to my stomach.

I think I should bookmark this video. If I ever wake up with morning wood but really really have to go pee, I`ll just fire this up. Problem solved.
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Male 180
I think it`s pretty effective if you just stick your finger in your throat and vomit on them. Stops the conversation every time.
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Male 773
@intrigid

You deserve entitlement. Spoken like a true boss.
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Male 914
"You have the complete right to dress however you want *for yourself* and women have that right as well."

Women have every right in the world to be cùnts. But they`re still cùnts and when they give as little respect to others as this very sad example of a woman, they deserve equally little respect in return.

Whatever happened to politely telling someone "no thanks"? Common human decency isn`t good enough anymore? Do women really need to treat guys like criminals for approaching them? No, they don`t, and I`m glad to say that the vast majority of girls are NOT like this very pitiful and rude woman. I`ve been approached by my share of "unattractive" girls at the bar, and I would NEVER think of treating them with this level of disrespect and indecency.

I think the biggest problem here is the sense of entitlement. When you go to a bar, ever if you`re with friends, you are NOT entitled to not be hit on. Heat, kitchen.
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Male 773
@Simim

There is a difference between going out to dinner dressed `nice` and going out to the club looking like your gonna drat the next dude you see. When chicks go to clubs, you must already know that guys are gonna try to pick you up, so dressing more for that specific occasion and then bitching when it happens means either A) You are twisted as hell or B) you are dumb as hell. No to be a mysogynist, but most ladies don`t try to hard to prove that those theories wrong.
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Female 1,427
"why do you get your `hot girl disguises` on while your not in the mood to get hit on? That is the most failed logic I have ever heard."

Why do you dress nice when you go somewhere nice?

Just because you`re dressed nice/sexy/etc doesn`t mean you`re doing it for other people. You have the complete right to dress however you want *for yourself* and women have that right as well.

They aren`t always dressing sexy to get hit on. Sometimes you wanna dress up to make yourself feel good, and that`s all there is to it.
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Male 39,613

This girl is why I`m glad I`m gay.
Men are always horney.
No games.
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Male 649
I hate women like this. If you don`t want to get hit on then don`t dress up in your "hot girl disguises". Common sense......most women do not have it.
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Male 914
And of course by mean person I mean c*nt.
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Male 914
Wow. What a stupid bitch. She is the quintessential mean person.
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Male 773
Ladies, explain this to me, please.

why do you get your `hot girl disguises` on while your not in the mood to get hit on? That is the most failed logic I have ever heard.

`I`m gonna make myself have an appearance that I know is probably gonna turn on every guy I meet, and I`m gonna get pissed off when they try to get with me.`

Sadistic bastards.
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Female 1,604
That was great!
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Female 2,289
idk... i like her
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Male 3
how does a penis touch her butthole without her knowing about it. so, if that does happen, why should she care....she didn`t know that it happened.
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Male 181



Proof that she did not invent it.
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Male 181
"As soon as your penis touches my butthole without me knowing..."

I`m pretty sure most girls would be aware of that happening.

Maybe she`s become numb from over-stimulation?
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Male 181
I find it funny that she drops the "MF" bomb in the video yet we get edited to motherdrater, poo, etc.
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Male 347
hot chick is not funny
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Male 2,049
Ok just stand there with your mouth open while I stand on a bar stool and unzip my pants.
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Female 281
[email protected] People dress nicely for themselves and their friends, not for the entertainment of men. Well... some girls might like it. However, this video is for girls who AREN`T attention whores. :|
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Male 515
this was a lot less caty then I thought it was going to be
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Male 1,051
Edbassmaster did this kinda a long time ago I thinking.
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Male 848
@som-tam

People should be able to dress how they want with out getting harrassed by dickheads.
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Male 77
"As soon as your penis is touching my butt-hole without me knowing it..."

That`s odd... "Sorry miss, my penis is touching your butt-hole the last few hours", "..." *does here face*.
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Male 714
how about not dressing like a slut ??? or perhaps not wearing make-up ??? if you slap on tons of make-up and wear tight and skimpy clothes then shake your tits and arse all over the dance floor, men will see that as an invitation you dumb [email protected]
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Male 21
i did wad she told me to... but she still talks to me
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Female 93
I am sooo going to use this :D
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Male 1,313
I liked her better making the face. She was drating quiet then.
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Male 40,375
Lolz! It will work, as long as you have friends nearby to protect you. Some weirdos might go bat-poo crazy after seeing something unexpected.
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Male 216
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Male 1,598
I actually thought that was pretty funny. I`ve heard worse accents.
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Male 3,327
Yes, I know it`s not really rape, btw. But it is assault.
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Male 3,327
I can`t say I blame her for not wanting some guy she doesn`t know driving is dick up into her butt without telling her. A better "defense" to that kind of thing might be to scream rape and punch him in the nuts.
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Male 633
Well, she talks annoyingly. But if she shuts up, I would do her.
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Male 168
is this girl a fan of jersey shore or something? oh, and yes, you can get pregnant from dance ass rape...
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Female 612
`"with our hot-girl disguises; not in the mood at all to get hit on"
THEN WHY DRESS THAT WAY?`

Because girls like to look nice for the sake of looking nice and don`t always have to have a goal for it? Also, people are just flat-out nicer to girls who have at least made an attempt to look good, so even those who don`t want to be hit on still benefit from dressing up. It`s not always intentional, but men and women alike will treat girls who are dressed well and (tastefully) made-up better than those who aren`t. Trust me.
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Male 1,116
Ugh, that accent.
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Male 2,033
She talks like a dratin moron. That alone would be enough to make me not want to talk to the silly twit.
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Male 292
this girl is pretty and hot AND actually kinda funny. but sounds like she`s from jersey sooo...i`d pass
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Male 602
Way to tell your secret so the next person just stands there and gives the face back to you, and the two of you look like idiots for 10 minutes.
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Male 95
deathbringer: "with our hot-girl disguises; not in the mood at all to get hit on"
THEN WHY DRESS THAT WAY?
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AMEN!
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Male 397
"with our hot-girl disguises; not in the mood at all to get hit on"
THEN WHY DRESS THAT WAY?
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Male 716
Or how about an Aphex inspired grin?
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Male 2,868
@almightybob1-
I was thinking the same thing.
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Female 155
THIS is going to be my new method! :-D
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Male 2,332
I bet that`s the same face she makes when they DO stick it in her ass
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Male 304
this is her...

stop staring at her...




find out more...her name is jenna marbles
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Male 4,290
I hate it when people have incessant cuts during and after each sentence like that. It just makes me think they`re too retarded to say an entire paragraph in one go without screwing up, so they had to shoot it one sentence at a time.
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Male 593
I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT XD

I`m going to do this all the time >:3
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Male 1,195
Her voice...

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Male 768
Her accent makes me gag, slightly. However, the first time "the face" popped up I laughed hard and long.
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Female 491
I laughed a little too hard at the face she made...
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Male 533
It`s sarcastic people. It`s the same girl who did "Make people think you`re good looking."
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Male 7
I`m in love.
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Male 28
There`s no need for the face though. Just speak like her for 30 seconds and no one will want to talk to you.
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Male 5
way to steal this off barstool..
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Male 304
shes a stripper
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Male 1,021
"How To Get People To Stop Talking To You" should be more like "How To Get People To Stop Dry Humping You"
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Female 133
Did she doe that one how to do your makeup like a whore or something? She looks and sounds really familiar. I did get a little laugh out of it.
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Male 3,745
shes pretty and all but the way she talks kinda kills it...
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Male 145
This only strengthens my support of post natal abortion
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Male 953
It`s a two and a half minute video.... does it really require that many edits???
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Male 5,194
Listening to some gorgeous babe complain about how tough her life is. Yeah, right.
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Male 553
wtf is wrong with her nose O.o
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Male 2,344
Lol I love this girl. Good looking, sarcastic as hell, and funny.
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Male 39,613

I doesn`t work!

I made that face at my computer screen
during the whole video and she just kept talking!

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Male 493
Haha. It was a little funny.
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Male 96
Lizard-faced orange chick scarecrow and scarred-up greasy apple bottom tattoo in the same 5 minutes. Thanks IAB, I am officially gay now.
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Male 181
This creature really, *really* makes me appreciate my girlfriend.
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Male 3,915
this is the same girl who said "so you want to look like a skank?" or something like that right?

yeah....idk....kinda funny but not really...
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Male 955
just listening to her talk would work tbh
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Male 315
I have a sudden urge to bitch slap this ho.
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Male 683
lol, I can see myself getting along very well with this girl xD
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Male 405
Unfunny. IQ of a houseplant.
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Female 403
I`m going to try this
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Male 2,143
My dating life is now screwed. THE FACE!!!!!
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Male 815
her voice is like nails on a chalkboard
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Male 113
D:
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Male 594
I weep for humanity.
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Male 2,796



How about nao?
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Female 269
"It`s like the greatest thing I`ve ever come up with!" All things considered, I`m not surprised. Classy lady.
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Male 2,796



amidoinitrite?
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Female 695
mutherdrater does this bitch have to breed more?
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Male 163
lmao
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Male 22
Looove the face!! :P
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Male 146
Use phrases like "most perfect" is a good way stupid bitch.
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Male 78
as soon as the video started i wanted to turn off my computer
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Male 39,613

Conceited. Unintelligent. Shallow.

She is a douche bag.
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Male 5,314
i wish she could see me making that face so she`ll SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
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Female 781
Why would anyone post such an insignificant bit of advice on the internet? Does she want attention?
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Male 1,071
This girl is retarded. Blondes keep giving themselves a bad name.
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Female 355
Link: How To Get People To Stop Talking To You [Rate Link] - This girl has come up with a foolproof way to get people to leave you alone. (NSFW Language)
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