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59 Responses to How To Draw A Dinosaur In 8 Steps [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SpaceMonky
    SpaceMonky Male 18-29
    143 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Link: How To Draw A Dinosaur In 8 Steps - Uh, does anyone else see anything odd in steps 1 through 7?
  2. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    i see a dick
  3. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    February 16, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    First draw a limp dick & balls... then add feet, arms and teeth.
    Got it
  4. Profile photo of cheezer
    cheezer Male 18-29
    112 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    haha penis
  5. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    8 steps to draw a dinosaur < 4 steps to draw a pen1s
  6. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    even 8 looks a bit phallic
  7. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    step 4.5: realize the author just made you draw a penis.
  8. Profile photo of mikevk
    mikevk Male 18-29
    7 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    so you draw a penis and start from there???
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    The Bonersaurus Rex
  10. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Oh no it`s a raposaurus!
  11. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1104 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    I certainly wouldn`t want to run into one of those dick-beasts.
  12. Profile photo of SexBobOmb
    SexBobOmb Female 18-29
    62 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    "I Couldn`t Stop Drawing Dicks To Save My Life!"
  13. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    Penisaurus?
  14. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    Or in 2 steps:
    1)Draw a penis
    2)Turn it into a dinosaur
  15. Profile photo of maniacalg
    maniacalg Male 40-49
    92 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    That one left me hangin`
  16. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    This one left me a little pissed off.
  17. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    Wait, so every male`s genitalia on this site includes a scrotal sack roughly the same size as their penis and a shaft that is shorter than the head? I must be really well endowed or this site must be filled with enzyte`s target demo.

    Cajun, it`s not a raposaurus it`s a velociraper.
  18. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    lmao...I didn`t relize it was a penis until like the 6th drawing.
  19. Profile photo of mosthead
    mosthead Male 18-29
    95 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    Coming this fall... Teeth 2: Dinosaur Dick
  20. Profile photo of flywhisperer
    flywhisperer Female 30-39
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    February 16, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    this tutorial really bites
  21. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    February 16, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Draw a dinosaur. Right. I`m on it. (unzips pants)
  22. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    Lmao I have the English version of the book this is from. Never noticed the..likeness...
  23. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    Even dinosaurs have a crooked member!

    And NYHippie, you would be terrible at porn pictionary.
  24. Profile photo of Samosah
    Samosah Male 13-17
    46 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY COZ IT LOOKS LIEK A PENIS
  25. Profile photo of Satisjaktion
    Satisjaktion Male 18-29
    26 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    I`ve always thought the song Walk the Dinosaur was secretly about masturbation. This drawing really aids my theory.
  26. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2121 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    @kingpong, it`s called Anthropomorphism. It works with faces, =), it works with genitalia.
  27. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    928 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    How to draw an angry penis in 8 steps!
  28. Profile photo of lundyjack
    lundyjack Female 18-29
    102 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    lol penis.

    Just uh...keep that angry bad boy away from me. I can do without the razor teeth.
  29. Profile photo of Darkalen
    Darkalen Male 40-49
    416 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    Next page: "How to Draw an Oyster"...
  30. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    @Kingpong

    "Cajun, it`s not a raposaurus it`s a velociraper."

    That went right over your head, did it?

    Rape?
  31. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    peenosaurus.
  32. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    February 16, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    I`ve always thought the song Walk the Dinosaur was secretly about masturbation. This drawing really aids my theory.

    Let`s not talk about the peen and AIDS in the same sentence.
  33. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    i knew it was going to resemble a penis before i even clicked the link. these jokes are becoming even more predictable
  34. Profile photo of GolfPunk69
    GolfPunk69 Male 30-39
    58 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    @FeeFee

    More an extension (Ha! more rooster entendre) on the joke.

    Veloci-raper as opposed to Velociraptor.

    But Peenosaurus is the finest in my humble opinion.
  35. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    poo, I thought I read dolphin. I was especially confused for a second.
  36. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    I`m retracting my previous name for this animal, it is now the phallosaurus. I could see people in museums talking about the cave-dwelling phallosaurs.
  37. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    "I`ve always thought the song Walk the Dinosaur was secretly about masturbation. This drawing really aids my theory.


    Let`s not talk about the peen and AIDS in the same sentence."

    bahahahahahahahahaha :D
  38. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    749 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    Doesn`t the "6" look like it`s part of a happy ending?
  39. Profile photo of AlienExpress
    AlienExpress Male 18-29
    119 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    ~also read~: how to draw a penis with legs in 6 steps
  40. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3551 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    you have to be very gay to see penis every where
  41. Profile photo of AlienExpress
    AlienExpress Male 18-29
    119 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    dm2754 you are crazy, thats like showing someone an actual penis and saying "if this looks like a penis you are gay"

    does this :) look like a face? that`s because you are gay for faces....
  42. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    Steps to drawing a dinosaur
    1. Draw a dick
    2. Make it a dinosaur
  43. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12138 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    Steps to drawing a dinosaur
    1. Draw a dick
    2. Make it a dinosaur
    I think hampoofegg may have just won a little slice of the internet.
  44. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3551 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:19 pm
    but thats just it. it`s not a penis just as two dots & a line are not a face
  45. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:27 pm
    oh c`mon, the 6 even looks like a drop
  46. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 30-39
    1060 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 12:20 am
    it`s a weenie
  47. Profile photo of Chaos_Bard
    Chaos_Bard Male 18-29
    10 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:35 am
    It`s a little known fact across the internets that any phallic shape can be utilized to recreate any other image. Try it. Wanna draw you some badgers? Draw a dick. Need to whip up a visual of Ghandi wrestling Napoleon? DRAW A DICK.
  48. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 5:16 am
    i`ll say this, this works
  49. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    945 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 5:50 am
    Just proves it`s been a man`s world for eons.
  50. Profile photo of Angelista10
    Angelista10 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 6:49 am
    only saw it after step 5
  51. Profile photo of chewiegooey
    chewiegooey Male 18-29
    53 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 6:49 am
    If you read it from step 8-1, you can draw a perfectly curved line
    citation: Spongebob
  52. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 7:09 am
    It says it`s dryptosaurus right there in the corner. Obviously, a more phallic copy of this picture. Unsurprisingly, it belongs to the same suborder as erectopus.
  53. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5194 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 8:16 am
    Wait - suppose I just want to draw a penis. What do?
  54. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 9:40 am
    that, good sir, is a dong
  55. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 9:40 am
    also: dongosaurus
  56. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 11:32 am
    aka draw a penis
  57. Profile photo of rx7_mastr
    rx7_mastr Male 13-17
    115 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    nice...is that russian?
  58. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    Shows you how to draw a retard dinosaur in only 8 easy steps =D
    HERPA DERP!

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