How To Draw A Dinosaur In 8 Steps [Pic]

Submitted by: SpaceMonky 6 years ago in Funny

Uh, does anyone else see anything odd in steps 1 through 7?
There are 59 comments:
Male 1,582
Shows you how to draw a retard dinosaur in only 8 easy steps =D
HERPA DERP!
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Male 5,190
Penissaurusrex.
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Male 115
nice...is that russian?
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Male 25,416
aka draw a penis
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Male 590
also: dongosaurus
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Male 590
that, good sir, is a dong
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Male 5,194
Wait - suppose I just want to draw a penis. What do?
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Male 588
It says it`s dryptosaurus right there in the corner. Obviously, a more phallic copy of this picture. Unsurprisingly, it belongs to the same suborder as erectopus.
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Male 53
If you read it from step 8-1, you can draw a perfectly curved line
citation: Spongebob
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Female 182
only saw it after step 5
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Male 945
Just proves it`s been a man`s world for eons.
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Female 579
i`ll say this, this works
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Male 10
It`s a little known fact across the internets that any phallic shape can be utilized to recreate any other image. Try it. Wanna draw you some badgers? Draw a dick. Need to whip up a visual of Ghandi wrestling Napoleon? DRAW A DICK.
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Male 1,068
it`s a weenie
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Male 2,593
oh c`mon, the 6 even looks like a drop
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Male 3,612
but thats just it. it`s not a penis just as two dots & a line are not a face
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Male 12,138
[quote]Steps to drawing a dinosaur
1. Draw a dick
2. Make it a dinosaur[/quote]
I think hampoofegg may have just won a little slice of the internet.
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Male 337
Steps to drawing a dinosaur
1. Draw a dick
2. Make it a dinosaur
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Male 119
dm2754 you are crazy, thats like showing someone an actual penis and saying "if this looks like a penis you are gay"

does this :) look like a face? that`s because you are gay for faces....
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Male 3,612
you have to be very gay to see penis every where
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Male 119
~also read~: how to draw a penis with legs in 6 steps
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Male 749
Doesn`t the "6" look like it`s part of a happy ending?
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Female 1,798
"I`ve always thought the song Walk the Dinosaur was secretly about masturbation. This drawing really aids my theory.


Let`s not talk about the peen and AIDS in the same sentence."

bahahahahahahahahaha :D
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Male 639
I`m retracting my previous name for this animal, it is now the phallosaurus. I could see people in museums talking about the cave-dwelling phallosaurs.
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Male 493
poo, I thought I read dolphin. I was especially confused for a second.
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Male 58
@FeeFee

More an extension (Ha! more rooster entendre) on the joke.

Veloci-raper as opposed to Velociraptor.

But Peenosaurus is the finest in my humble opinion.
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Male 462
i knew it was going to resemble a penis before i even clicked the link. these jokes are becoming even more predictable
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Male 11,740
[quote]I`ve always thought the song Walk the Dinosaur was secretly about masturbation. This drawing really aids my theory.[/quote]

Let`s not talk about the peen and AIDS in the same sentence.
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Male 295
peenosaurus.
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Female 583
@Kingpong

"Cajun, it`s not a raposaurus it`s a velociraper."

That went right over your head, did it?

Rape?
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Male 416
Next page: "How to Draw an Oyster"...
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Female 102
lol penis.

Just uh...keep that angry bad boy away from me. I can do without the razor teeth.
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Male 928
How to draw an angry penis in 8 steps!
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Male 2,121
@kingpong, it`s called Anthropomorphism. It works with faces, =), it works with genitalia.
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Male 26
I`ve always thought the song Walk the Dinosaur was secretly about masturbation. This drawing really aids my theory.
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Male 46
HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY COZ IT LOOKS LIEK A PENIS
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Male 598
Even dinosaurs have a crooked member!

And NYHippie, you would be terrible at porn pictionary.
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Male 141
Lmao I have the English version of the book this is from. Never noticed the..likeness...
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Male 5,194
Draw a dinosaur. Right. I`m on it. (unzips pants)
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Female 1
this tutorial really bites
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Male 95
Coming this fall... Teeth 2: Dinosaur Dick
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Female 151
lmao...I didn`t relize it was a penis until like the 6th drawing.
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Male 639
Wait, so every male`s genitalia on this site includes a scrotal sack roughly the same size as their penis and a shaft that is shorter than the head? I must be really well endowed or this site must be filled with enzyte`s target demo.

Cajun, it`s not a raposaurus it`s a velociraper.
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Male 798
This one left me a little pissed off.
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Male 92
That one left me hangin`
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Male 2,121
Or in 2 steps:
1)Draw a penis
2)Turn it into a dinosaur
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Male 1,598
Penisaurus?
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Female 62
"I Couldn`t Stop Drawing Dicks To Save My Life!"
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Male 1,108
I certainly wouldn`t want to run into one of those dick-beasts.
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Male 10,855
Oh no it`s a raposaurus!
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Male 15,510
The Bonersaurus Rex
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Male 7
so you draw a penis and start from there???
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Male 351
step 4.5: realize the author just made you draw a penis.
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Female 1,435
even 8 looks a bit phallic
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Male 388
8 steps to draw a dinosaur < 4 steps to draw a pen1s
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Male 112
haha penis
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Male 4,807
First draw a limp dick & balls... then add feet, arms and teeth.
Got it
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Male 304
i see a dick
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Male 143
Link: How To Draw A Dinosaur In 8 Steps [Pic] [Rate Link] - Uh, does anyone else see anything odd in steps 1 through 7?
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