How Can Something So Small Be So Impressive?

Submitted by: DickenMcHunt 6 years ago Funny

A burn of epic proportions--possible the most devastating insult ever to air on the news.
There are 64 comments:
Male 4
ouch i bet there were a few words exchanged off the set.
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Male 20
Is that really an insult? She did say it was impressive! :P
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Male 101
hahaha, major OWN.
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Male 347
... .... .....
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Female 546
wow. that was a slap in his face. he couldn`t even respond!
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Male 6,694
Bazinga !
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Male 5,094
WHAAAAM!
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Male 697
That wasn`t even a bit of bant - she actually hates him!
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Male 4,004
That reminds me of Anchorman so much...I love it.


"You are a smelly pirate hooker."
"You look like a blueberry."
"Why don`t you go back to your home on Whore Island?"
"Yeah? Well, you have bad hair."
=O
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Male 1,083
dayyyyyyyuuuuuummmmm, girl! that was cold. so cold it was a good burn.
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Male 3,076
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Male 90
Yeah, like your t*ts. that`s what he shoulda said
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Female 3,696
aaahaha ohh no his face just drops </3 haha
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Male 696
SHE SAID IT WAS A GOOD SIZE!!!
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Male 1,931
Ohhh SNAP!
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Male 1,193
Go back to your home on whore island!
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Male 54
its real life Anchorman :)
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Male 3,915
wait...what?

small=impressed

The internet was wrong!
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Female 437
"Channel Ten`s attempt at humour. This is one of the reasons they have their primetime news at 5pm, when no one is home from work yet."

^Pretty much exactly what i was going to say, i mean FFS she didnt even get it right, more of a compliment than a burn.
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Male 15,510
Is this the Australian FOX?
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Female 133
Oh my. I wish I could see what he said after they went off air.
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Male 1,678
Having two nations play against each other for like 6 weeks straight and then giving the winners that at the trophy lifting is like a burn in itself. But they deserve it for playing cricket in the first place.
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Male 12,365
So...she`s saying that she`s had sex with him and she was impressed. That`s the only way her statement makes sense.

That`s probably not what she meant to say. So she`s "burned" herself.
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Male 36,430
Planned! This what failed actors do: read the news!
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Male 28
Snip snap.
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Male 2,384
zing!
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Female 108
Channel Ten`s attempt at humour. This is one of the reasons they have their primetime news at 5pm, when no one is home from work yet.
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Male 2,332
Slab of rage speaks the truth.

If it is an insult, it`s an insult disguised as a compliment.
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Male 353
someone get him to the BURN unit
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Female 52
Oh Snap!
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Male 2,796
"(being from England) - I presume he is the sports correspondant? - (I`m probably going to get a captain obvious comment here) - so when she said *and you should know about that*, she actually meant, `you`re the sports expert, maybe you have a better understanding as to why this small thing is so important to people` "

kill yourself immediately
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Male 2,586
Maybe someone could comment...

(being from England) - I presume he is the sports correspondant? - (I`m probably going to get a captain obvious comment here) - so when she said *and you should know about that*, she actually meant, `you`re the sports expert, maybe you have a better understanding as to why this small thing is so important to people` :-)
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Male 1,256
Dude, so owned.
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Female 2,027
hhahhaa gutted
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Male 5,194
>>Im guessing the 2 of them have had a go.

I`m guessing she just thought she was being clever.
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Male 351
she knows it, so sure he has a small dick, but he boned her so it`s ok.
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Female 961
you can actually pin point the second his dignity was obliterated.
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Male 1,312
Daaaayumm! That dude just looked blindsided. Balls to you sir.
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Male 769
Him: I can`t understand how something so small, would be so impressive.
Her: Well Mark you would know about that.

The implication would be that he has a small penis, but it is still impressive.

So how is that an insult?
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Male 25,416
O no she didnt!
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Male 7,585
oh snap!
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Male 384
wow.why not just come out on the air and say "we had sex"? super professional there.
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Female 494
Ouch!
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Male 606
dammit! zing!!
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Male 4,807
The look on his face...priceless
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Male 304
oohhh YEAAAHHHH...

small dick he he he he he
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Male 3,310
Yeah, that seemed...sort of...yeah
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Male 6,694
Poor Mark. Im guessing the 2 of them have had a go.
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Male 2,796

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Male 371
a little too quick, if you ask me. I`m calling it: STAGED!
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Male 28
Seems set up to me.
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Male 2,552
buuuuuuuuuurn!
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Male 476
God, please tell me that was The Onion!
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Male 1,587
I could not stop laughing... just look at her face after! OMG so great. I can`t figure out if it is a compliment or not, it is "small, but impressive" anchor lady is quick!
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Male 14,330

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Male 801
Owned.
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Male 880
Someone get man that man some ointment.
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Male 37,888

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Female 697
Damn, burn
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Male 594
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF!?
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Male 267
oh yea epic win lol
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Male 965
It`s the look on his face that seals it, haha.
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Female 386
OHHH BURN!
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Male 1,299
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