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Date: 02/15/11 10:51 AM

64 Responses to How Can Something So Small Be So Impressive?

  1. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Link: How Can Something So Small Be So Impressive? - A burn of epic proportions--possible the most devastating insult ever to air on the news.
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    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    387 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 10:55 am
    OHHH BURN!
  3. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 10:55 am
    It`s the look on his face that seals it, haha.
  4. Profile photo of lifeavoidit
    lifeavoidit Male 30-39
    267 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 10:56 am
    oh yea epic win lol
  5. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 10:56 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF!?
  6. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 10:57 am
    Damn, burn
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 10:58 am

  8. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    881 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:02 am
    Someone get man that man some ointment.
  9. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:03 am
    Owned.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:07 am

  11. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:08 am
    I could not stop laughing... just look at her face after! OMG so great. I can`t figure out if it is a compliment or not, it is "small, but impressive" anchor lady is quick!
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    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:09 am
    God, please tell me that was The Onion!
  13. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:10 am
    buuuuuuuuuurn!
  14. Profile photo of ticketfan
    ticketfan Male 40-49
    28 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:14 am
    Seems set up to me.
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    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:14 am
    a little too quick, if you ask me. I`m calling it: STAGED!
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:14 am

  17. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Poor Mark. Im guessing the 2 of them have had a go.
  18. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:42 am
    Yeah, that seemed...sort of...yeah
  19. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:43 am
    oohhh YEAAAHHHH...

    small dick he he he he he
  20. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:51 am
    The look on his face...priceless
  21. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    dammit! zing!!
  22. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    Ouch!
  23. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    wow.why not just come out on the air and say "we had sex"? super professional there.
  24. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    oh snap!
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    O no she didnt!
  26. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    Him: I can`t understand how something so small, would be so impressive.
    Her: Well Mark you would know about that.

    The implication would be that he has a small penis, but it is still impressive.

    So how is that an insult?
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    Daaaayumm! That dude just looked blindsided. Balls to you sir.
  28. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    you can actually pin point the second his dignity was obliterated.
  29. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    she knows it, so sure he has a small dick, but he boned her so it`s ok.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    >>Im guessing the 2 of them have had a go.

    I`m guessing she just thought she was being clever.
  31. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    hhahhaa gutted
  32. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    Dude, so owned.
  33. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    Maybe someone could comment...

    (being from England) - I presume he is the sports correspondant? - (I`m probably going to get a captain obvious comment here) - so when she said *and you should know about that*, she actually meant, `you`re the sports expert, maybe you have a better understanding as to why this small thing is so important to people` :-)
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    "(being from England) - I presume he is the sports correspondant? - (I`m probably going to get a captain obvious comment here) - so when she said *and you should know about that*, she actually meant, `you`re the sports expert, maybe you have a better understanding as to why this small thing is so important to people` "

    kill yourself immediately
  35. Profile photo of annaXXBanana
    annaXXBanana Female 13-17
    52 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Oh Snap!
  36. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    someone get him to the BURN unit
  37. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    Slab of rage speaks the truth.

    If it is an insult, it`s an insult disguised as a compliment.
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    sirgurl Female 18-29
    108 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    Channel Ten`s attempt at humour. This is one of the reasons they have their primetime news at 5pm, when no one is home from work yet.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    zing!
  40. Profile photo of HappyMonday
    HappyMonday Male 18-29
    28 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    Snip snap.
  41. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Planned! This what failed actors do: read the news!
  42. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    So...she`s saying that she`s had sex with him and she was impressed. That`s the only way her statement makes sense.

    That`s probably not what she meant to say. So she`s "burned" herself.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    Having two nations play against each other for like 6 weeks straight and then giving the winners that at the trophy lifting is like a burn in itself. But they deserve it for playing cricket in the first place.
  44. Profile photo of frEbAsnSuga
    frEbAsnSuga Female 18-29
    133 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    Oh my. I wish I could see what he said after they went off air.
  45. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    Is this the Australian FOX?
  46. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    "Channel Ten`s attempt at humour. This is one of the reasons they have their primetime news at 5pm, when no one is home from work yet."

    ^Pretty much exactly what i was going to say, i mean FFS she didnt even get it right, more of a compliment than a burn.
  47. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    wait...what?

    small=impressed

    The internet was wrong!
  48. Profile photo of bLooBaLLd419
    bLooBaLLd419 Male 18-29
    54 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    its real life Anchorman :)
  49. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 7:43 pm
    Go back to your home on whore island!
  50. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    Ohhh SNAP!
  51. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    695 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    SHE SAID IT WAS A GOOD SIZE!!!
  52. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    aaahaha ohh no his face just drops </3 haha
  53. Profile photo of 5ofclubs
    5ofclubs Male 18-29
    90 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 12:24 am
    Yeah, like your t*ts. that`s what he shoulda said
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:30 am
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 3:58 am
    dayyyyyyyuuuuuummmmm, girl! that was cold. so cold it was a good burn.
  • Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 4:57 am
    That reminds me of Anchorman so much...I love it.


    "You are a smelly pirate hooker."
    "You look like a blueberry."
    "Why don`t you go back to your home on Whore Island?"
    "Yeah? Well, you have bad hair."
    =O
  • Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 5:24 am
    That wasn`t even a bit of bant - she actually hates him!
  • Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:21 am
    WHAAAAM!
  • Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Bazinga !
  • Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:17 am
    wow. that was a slap in his face. he couldn`t even respond!
  • Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    ... .... .....
  • Profile photo of asnodeus
    asnodeus Male 18-29
    101 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    hahaha, major OWN.
  • Profile photo of AcidJazz90
    AcidJazz90 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    Is that really an insult? She did say it was impressive! :P
  • Profile photo of nibbana
    nibbana Male 30-39
    4 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    ouch i bet there were a few words exchanged off the set.
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