Have You Heard The Awesome News? [Pic]

Submitted by: Englandrocks 6 years ago

You"re going to die a fiery, painful death and everyone you know and love will die right along with you. Have fun.
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Male 2,056
MADE IT THROUGH GUYS, WE`RE INVINCIBLE!
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Female 519
I think their timing might be a tad bit off. :(
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Female 255
Does this mean the end of christianity if the world doesn`t end?
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Male 842
God damn it, my 21st is 5 days after the end of the world!
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Female 25
omg I saw this bus in camden, nj!
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Male 235
This is bull. The Bible specifically says that we will not know in advance when the end of the world will come.
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Male 675
...Where in the bible does it say this?

When, by the way are we going to feature more of the stupid people of other religions/non-religions? Like more of the people who don`t know their science and argue that the earth grew from a smaller size to the size it is today over time, while there were beings living and evolving on it? Or how about the Buddhists who believe that life is a lie, nothing exists and decide to be philosophical about a moot point. (Real or not, its as real as we`ll ever notice, accept it, live with it, move on.)Really, there are many, many, many idiots on this planet, you decide to pick just on Catholics/Christians. How about picking on the Jews, or black people, or Mexicans? Oh, wait, that`s racist, God forbid I-A-B is racist. On second thought, Judaism is a religion, not a race, but people constantly refer to them as a race... Guess being Catholic makes me a race. Hey look, I-A-B is racist after all. Go figure. (Aaand the rebutting starts...now.)
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Male 1,360
"the bible guarantees it" well when this doesn`t take place on may 21st, will you renonce your faith and enjoy the rational thinking non-religion of atheism?
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Male 454
Why is this awesome news?
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Male 1,598
They`re just jealous that the Mayans are getting more attention than they are.
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Male 56
I want a Pible...
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Male 52
Have you heard the good news? The world`s never going to end! Not on May 21st, not in 2012, it will last forever, the bible guarantees it!
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Male 10,845
@DaisyDope

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Female 9,402
What is this Pible and where do I get one?
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Male 138
Heard about it... Maybe Fox News will enlighten me!
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Female 250
hee hee i spotted pible too
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Male 160
Haha looks like Pible
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Male 2,085
Since the he is sure of the end of world, I wonder if he will give me his RV. I need a new one.
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Male 965
The end ends when the beginning of the end ends.
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Male 589
the end begins? so when does the end end?
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Male 2,855
but when does it end?
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Male 501
How hard is Matthew 24:36 for these people to get. If you are going to preach from the Bible, maybe you should know it just a tiny bit.
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Male 491
Oh thank God, now I won`t have that tax audit on May 22 to worry about.
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Male 10
I saw this van at the Daytona 500
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Male 25,416
well, not work for me on that day
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Female 1,356
thanks for ruining the surprise.
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Male 543
How many excuses will they have when they`re wrong
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Male 1,023
I`m not quiet sure what a pible is skyth. Judging from the context it sounds like a form of legislation.
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Female 4,039
It says it begins on May 12 - so how long does it take to finish? Am I going to have time to realize what`s happening and then do a few things that I ordinarily wouldn`t do if I knew there would be another tomorrow or maybe even one more next week? Will it go by continent, in alphabetical order, by some number system? Details, people, DEE-tails!
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Female 299
@Cajun247
watching The View in a nice warm cave sounds like a pretty awesome way to spend eternal damnation.
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Male 5,413
Almost Here <- what`s with the capitals?
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Female 491
Hm... And that one movie told me to drink more ovaltine...
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Male 965
So what`s this Pible thing, is it edible?
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Male 10
I know that everytime I read a book of fiction with strong moral and ethical guidelines, I personally take every iota of its contents as pure fact.

PURE. FACT.
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Male 10,845
[quote]get a nice cloud with a view...[/quote]


...or you`ll be stuck in a fiery cavern watching The View.
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Male 1,256
Sooo pumped.
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Female 2,695
the pible guarantees it!
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Male 648
They aren`t exactly saying that it will be awesome that everyone will die a fiery painful death...Christians believe that when the apocalypse comes, the faithful will be taken away to heaven...and then everyone else gets to put up with the destruction. So it seems to me that they are assuming they are the truly faithful ones that get a free ride out...which is hubris in and of itself, but it isn`t surprising that fanatics are hypocritical.
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Male 36,400
Yay! The end is near! I can`t wait, eh? I think I`ll go off myself, get there early, won`t have to wait in line, get a nice cloud with a view...
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Male 2,670
What`s scary is that these dumbasses vote and reproduce.
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Male 6,694
Atleast it will be warmer.
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Female 84
Can we get a re-post of this on the 22nd of May please..... Just so we can all point and laugh.
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Male 5,194
Back away slowly...
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Male 757
the Pible?
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Male 407
It starts on my dads bday lol
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Male 684
@cajun yes please:)
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Female 579
They`re all looking forward to it, which is what freaks me out, not the date.
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Male 15,510
Bring it on, I just hope when that date comes and nothing at all happens, people finally stop to believe in every stupidity they hear
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Male 10,845
[quote]I plan to be outside grilling steaks on that day, just in case.[/quote]


Do you like:
Shiner?
Guinness?
Blue Moon?
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Male 339
Is that the Westboro Baptist Church van?
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Male 4,680
I sent off for their leaflets a few weeks ago and they actually arrived! I`ve now got a box full of crazy cult leaflets, a pamphlet telling how gay pride is a sign of the apocalypse, and the entire bible on two CDs read in a strong Southern accent.

I`m just waiting for May 23rd now.
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Female 1
Now I know where I can get a cheap motorhome on May 22, 2011.
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Male 707
This means i have to read the Pible too?
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Male 270
So it begins on 21st May. But when does it end? Surely you could argue the end started at the big bang. It`s just going to take a long time to end. The Bible guarantees it does it?
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Male 815
dang... and I still haven`t went to disney world... bummer
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Male 9
I`ve bookmarked the website so I can see what happens to it May 22nd
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Male 121
So the world ends when I get out of school... goddamnit
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Female 4
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Male 1,678
The Uefa cup final in 2003, the FA Cup final in 2005, the Champions League final in 2008, and now the goddamn fecking apocalypse!

Theres always something else going on that overshadows my birthday :-(

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Male 2,841
I`m sure that a 2,000 year old book that has been altered and mistranslated countless times is good source of information.
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Male 1,452
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAAL
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Male 4,547
.... but my birthday is in June... :(
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Female 1,048
So - I don`t need to pay anymore bills after this date then??
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Male 243
Ya it`s in that one verse... that has a date on the end of the world... I think it`s somewhere in the 3rd chapter of 2nd Fabrications.
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Male 1,744
can`t wait!
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Male 159
/facepalm
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Male 3,631
Can I come to the Barbeque?
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Male 12,365
I`m going to go to work like normal, come home, shower and play or read or whatever, like normal, because it`s just another normal day.

This isn`t the first time someone has decided that their version of the Christian bible tells them when the world will end, while ignoring the fact that it will also tell them that only their god can know when it will happen. I`m sure that it won`t be the last, either.
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Female 4,086
sounds like the perfect day for me to chuck the diet, fall off the wagon, and stop taking my blood pressure meds. and if there is a tomorrow, well, i`ll have vacation to get back on track.
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Male 335
If Sarah Palin gets elected, I`ll be apt to agree with this sign.
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Male 3,076
yeah I`m also going to grill and take the largest blunt ever just in case.
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Male 33
Apocalypse party at my house!


...Party like there`s no tomorrow?
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Male 12,138
[quote]I plan to be outside grilling steaks on that day, just in case. Don`t want to leave the planet without having a good steak first. And if they are wrong, well it`s still a win.[/quote]
Crakrjak, for once, I`m entirely there with you. You bring the steaks, I`ll bring the beers.
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Male 127
No Fair!

I want my Pible!
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Male 2,688
Throw one on there for me too, CrakrJak... And stock up on beer... We`re gonna have a drunk ol` time laughing at the sheep who believe this crap when its all over.
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Male 17,512
I plan to be outside grilling steaks on that day, just in case. Don`t want to leave the planet without having a good steak first. And if they are wrong, well it`s still a win. :-)
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Male 219
I dare all people who believe this poo to not pay for any bills 3 months before "the world ends"
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Female 472
What the hell is the Pible?
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Female 494
What`s the pible?
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Male 864
I`m going to be naked outside on the 22nd.

"Although there are some people saying the calculations are wrong..."

There`s not calculations. That`s just when the Mayan calendar ends. Nothing spectacular. If I was being conquered by the Spanish, I`d forget about my calendar too.
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Male 586
My wedding anniversary is on the 22nd -_-
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Male 234
Oh, well if the Bible guarantees it, then it must be true.
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Male 493
drat the party on May.22. I`m partying May 23rd! =]
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Male 670
believers will be flabbergasted on the 22nd
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Male 10,845
Will IAB please stop posting this crap?

These morons alone scare me enough as it is.
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Male 2,384
theyre gunna look real stupid come may 22nd
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Male 551
I`m waiting for the 2012 just to hear what kind
of excuses religious people will give...

Although there are some people saying the calculations
are wrong and that it`s going to be like a few
years from now, I think =P
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Male 1,195
[quote]Party on May 20th!!!!!!![/quote]

Party again on May 22nd!!!!!!!
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Female 311
10 days after my 20th birthday! awesome!
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Male 37,888
Party on May 20th!!!!!!!
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Male 11,740
Yes! I won`t have to pay off my car loan!
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Male 1,793
awwww dang it, that`s a week before my birthday....
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Male 1,107
The Bible wouldn`t lie to us.
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Male 1,931
The Pible Guarantees It
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Male 38
It begins on May 21, 2011?

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Didn`t the end of the world begin when the day the earth existed?
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Male 26
It`s guaranteed!!!!!!!
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Male 928
So when it doesn`t happen then what of the bible?
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Male 106
Matthew 24:36, “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”

Silly Christians... don`t even read their own book.
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Female 3,562
Unless everyone you know happens to be a TRUE believer who KNOWS it`s sinful to wear pants!
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Male 1,548
So since this whole May 21 thing was first poted here, has anyone found their justification of the date? Especially since they all say "it`s in the bible".
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Female 491
Link: Have You Heard The Awesome News? [Pic] [Rate Link] - You`re going to die a fiery, painful death and everyone you know and love will die right along with you. Have fun.
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