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  1. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    Link: Have You Heard The Awesome News? - You`re going to die a fiery, painful death and everyone you know and love will die right along with you. Have fun.
  2. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:43 pm
    So since this whole May 21 thing was first poted here, has anyone found their justification of the date? Especially since they all say "it`s in the bible".
  3. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    Unless everyone you know happens to be a TRUE believer who KNOWS it`s sinful to wear pants!
  4. Profile photo of Klivel
    Klivel Male 18-29
    106 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    Matthew 24:36, “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”

    Silly Christians... don`t even read their own book.
  5. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    So when it doesn`t happen then what of the bible?
  6. Profile photo of Dartamis
    Dartamis Male 18-29
    26 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    It`s guaranteed!!!!!!!
  7. Profile photo of WhiteOokami
    WhiteOokami Male 18-29
    38 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    It begins on May 21, 2011?

    ...

    Didn`t the end of the world begin when the day the earth existed?
  8. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    The Pible Guarantees It
  9. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    The Bible wouldn`t lie to us.
  10. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    awwww dang it, that`s a week before my birthday....
  11. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    Yes! I won`t have to pay off my car loan!
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    Party on May 20th!!!!!!!
  13. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:35 pm
    10 days after my 20th birthday! awesome!
  14. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    Party on May 20th!!!!!!!

    Party again on May 22nd!!!!!!!
  15. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    I`m waiting for the 2012 just to hear what kind
    of excuses religious people will give...

    Although there are some people saying the calculations
    are wrong and that it`s going to be like a few
    years from now, I think =P
  16. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    theyre gunna look real stupid come may 22nd
  17. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:02 pm
    Will IAB please stop posting this crap?

    These morons alone scare me enough as it is.
  18. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    believers will be flabbergasted on the 22nd
  19. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    drat the party on May.22. I`m partying May 23rd! =]
  20. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    Oh, well if the Bible guarantees it, then it must be true.
  21. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    My wedding anniversary is on the 22nd -_-
  22. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    I`m going to be naked outside on the 22nd.

    "Although there are some people saying the calculations are wrong..."

    There`s not calculations. That`s just when the Mayan calendar ends. Nothing spectacular. If I was being conquered by the Spanish, I`d forget about my calendar too.
  23. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    What`s the pible?
  24. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    What the hell is the Pible?
  25. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    I dare all people who believe this poo to not pay for any bills 3 months before "the world ends"
  26. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    I plan to be outside grilling steaks on that day, just in case. Don`t want to leave the planet without having a good steak first. And if they are wrong, well it`s still a win. :-)
  27. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:15 pm
    Throw one on there for me too, CrakrJak... And stock up on beer... We`re gonna have a drunk ol` time laughing at the sheep who believe this crap when its all over.
  28. Profile photo of Hat-Trick
    Hat-Trick Male 18-29
    128 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:21 pm
    No Fair!

    I want my Pible!
  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    I plan to be outside grilling steaks on that day, just in case. Don`t want to leave the planet without having a good steak first. And if they are wrong, well it`s still a win.
    Crakrjak, for once, I`m entirely there with you. You bring the steaks, I`ll bring the beers.
  30. Profile photo of Maximo18
    Maximo18 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:45 pm
    Apocalypse party at my house!


    ...Party like there`s no tomorrow?
  31. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:53 pm
    yeah I`m also going to grill and take the largest blunt ever just in case.
  32. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 11:00 pm
    If Sarah Palin gets elected, I`ll be apt to agree with this sign.
  33. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3774 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    sounds like the perfect day for me to chuck the diet, fall off the wagon, and stop taking my blood pressure meds. and if there is a tomorrow, well, i`ll have vacation to get back on track.
  34. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 11:40 pm
    I`m going to go to work like normal, come home, shower and play or read or whatever, like normal, because it`s just another normal day.

    This isn`t the first time someone has decided that their version of the Christian bible tells them when the world will end, while ignoring the fact that it will also tell them that only their god can know when it will happen. I`m sure that it won`t be the last, either.
  35. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 11:55 pm
    Can I come to the Barbeque?
  36. Profile photo of kula35
    kula35 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 12:02 am
    /facepalm
  37. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 12:17 am
    can`t wait!
  38. Profile photo of FreedomFrie
    FreedomFrie Male 30-39
    243 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 12:43 am
    Ya it`s in that one verse... that has a date on the end of the world... I think it`s somewhere in the 3rd chapter of 2nd Fabrications.
  39. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:04 am
    So - I don`t need to pay anymore bills after this date then??
  40. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:45 am
    .... but my birthday is in June... :(
  41. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 3:10 am
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAAL
  42. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 3:22 am
    I`m sure that a 2,000 year old book that has been altered and mistranslated countless times is good source of information.
  43. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 4:14 am
    The Uefa cup final in 2003, the FA Cup final in 2005, the Champions League final in 2008, and now the goddamn fecking apocalypse!

    Theres always something else going on that overshadows my birthday :-(

  44. Profile photo of fidogurl
    fidogurl Female 13-17
    4 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 4:49 am
    This looks like a beast!!!
  45. Profile photo of iamcool1235
    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 4:50 am
    So the world ends when I get out of school... goddamnit
  46. Profile photo of oxygengiver
    oxygengiver Male 18-29
    9 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:03 am
    I`ve bookmarked the website so I can see what happens to it May 22nd
  47. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:09 am
    dang... and I still haven`t went to disney world... bummer
  48. Profile photo of Turf_Moor
    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:30 am
    So it begins on 21st May. But when does it end? Surely you could argue the end started at the big bang. It`s just going to take a long time to end. The Bible guarantees it does it?
  49. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:47 am
    This means i have to read the Pible too?
  50. Profile photo of SkyeDJR
    SkyeDJR Female 40-49
    1 post
    February 21, 2011 at 5:52 am
    Now I know where I can get a cheap motorhome on May 22, 2011.
  51. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 6:28 am
    I sent off for their leaflets a few weeks ago and they actually arrived! I`ve now got a box full of crazy cult leaflets, a pamphlet telling how gay pride is a sign of the apocalypse, and the entire bible on two CDs read in a strong Southern accent.

    I`m just waiting for May 23rd now.
  52. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 6:30 am
    Is that the Westboro Baptist Church van?
  53. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 6:41 am
    I plan to be outside grilling steaks on that day, just in case.


    Do you like:
    Shiner?
    Guinness?
    Blue Moon?
  54. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 6:58 am
    Bring it on, I just hope when that date comes and nothing at all happens, people finally stop to believe in every stupidity they hear
  55. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:11 am
    They`re all looking forward to it, which is what freaks me out, not the date.
  56. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:12 am
    @cajun yes please:)
  57. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:13 am
    It starts on my dads bday lol
  58. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:23 am
    the Pible?
  59. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:38 am
    Back away slowly...
  60. Profile photo of mamabouffant
    mamabouffant Female 18-29
    84 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:41 am
    Can we get a re-post of this on the 22nd of May please..... Just so we can all point and laugh.
  61. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:42 am
    Atleast it will be warmer.
  62. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2209 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:45 am
    What`s scary is that these dumbasses vote and reproduce.
  63. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 8:21 am
    Yay! The end is near! I can`t wait, eh? I think I`ll go off myself, get there early, won`t have to wait in line, get a nice cloud with a view...
  64. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 8:37 am
    They aren`t exactly saying that it will be awesome that everyone will die a fiery painful death...Christians believe that when the apocalypse comes, the faithful will be taken away to heaven...and then everyone else gets to put up with the destruction. So it seems to me that they are assuming they are the truly faithful ones that get a free ride out...which is hubris in and of itself, but it isn`t surprising that fanatics are hypocritical.
  65. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 8:43 am
    the pible guarantees it!
  66. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 9:26 am
    Sooo pumped.
  67. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:03 am
    get a nice cloud with a view...


    ...or you`ll be stuck in a fiery cavern watching The View.
  68. Profile photo of Chaos_Bard
    Chaos_Bard Male 18-29
    10 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:06 am
    I know that everytime I read a book of fiction with strong moral and ethical guidelines, I personally take every iota of its contents as pure fact.

    PURE. FACT.
  69. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:21 am
    So what`s this Pible thing, is it edible?
  70. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:22 am
    Hm... And that one movie told me to drink more ovaltine...
  71. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:32 am
    Almost Here <- what`s with the capitals?
  72. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:53 am
    @Cajun247
    watching The View in a nice warm cave sounds like a pretty awesome way to spend eternal damnation.
  73. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 11:06 am
    It says it begins on May 12 - so how long does it take to finish? Am I going to have time to realize what`s happening and then do a few things that I ordinarily wouldn`t do if I knew there would be another tomorrow or maybe even one more next week? Will it go by continent, in alphabetical order, by some number system? Details, people, DEE-tails!
  74. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 11:39 am
    I`m not quiet sure what a pible is skyth. Judging from the context it sounds like a form of legislation.
  75. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 11:59 am
    How many excuses will they have when they`re wrong
  76. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    thanks for ruining the surprise.
  77. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    well, not work for me on that day
  78. Profile photo of FatWreck
    FatWreck Male 13-17
    10 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    I saw this van at the Daytona 500
  79. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    Oh thank God, now I won`t have that tax audit on May 22 to worry about.
  80. Profile photo of faustsshadow
    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    418 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    How hard is Matthew 24:36 for these people to get. If you are going to preach from the Bible, maybe you should know it just a tiny bit.
  81. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    but when does it end?
  82. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    the end begins? so when does the end end?
  83. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    The end ends when the beginning of the end ends.
  84. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    Since the he is sure of the end of world, I wonder if he will give me his RV. I need a new one.
  85. Profile photo of Sonic2001
    Sonic2001 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    Haha looks like Pible
  86. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    hee hee i spotted pible too
  87. Profile photo of Gafnaz
    Gafnaz Male 30-39
    138 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    Heard about it... Maybe Fox News will enlighten me!
  88. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    What is this Pible and where do I get one?
  89. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    @DaisyDope

  90. Profile photo of EthanCoker
    EthanCoker Male 18-29
    52 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 8:10 pm
    Have you heard the good news? The world`s never going to end! Not on May 21st, not in 2012, it will last forever, the bible guarantees it!
  91. Profile photo of Komarov
    Komarov Male 18-29
    56 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    I want a Pible...
  92. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 5:38 am
    They`re just jealous that the Mayans are getting more attention than they are.
  93. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    Why is this awesome news?
  94. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    "the bible guarantees it" well when this doesn`t take place on may 21st, will you renonce your faith and enjoy the rational thinking non-religion of atheism?
  95. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    ...Where in the bible does it say this?

    When, by the way are we going to feature more of the stupid people of other religions/non-religions? Like more of the people who don`t know their science and argue that the earth grew from a smaller size to the size it is today over time, while there were beings living and evolving on it? Or how about the Buddhists who believe that life is a lie, nothing exists and decide to be philosophical about a moot point. (Real or not, its as real as we`ll ever notice, accept it, live with it, move on.)Really, there are many, many, many idiots on this planet, you decide to pick just on Catholics/Christians. How about picking on the Jews, or black people, or Mexicans? Oh, wait, that`s racist, God forbid I-A-B is racist. On second thought, Judaism is a religion, not a race, but people constantly refer to them as a race... Guess being Catholic makes me a race. Hey look, I-A-B is racist after all. Go figure. (Aaand the rebutting starts...now.)
  96. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    How did they get that date?
  97. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    This is bull. The Bible specifically says that we will not know in advance when the end of the world will come.
  98. Profile photo of charcat
    charcat Female 18-29
    25 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    omg I saw this bus in camden, nj!
  99. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    God damn it, my 21st is 5 days after the end of the world!
  100. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    Does this mean the end of christianity if the world doesn`t end?
  101. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    I think their timing might be a tad bit off. :(
  102. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 8:17 pm
    MADE IT THROUGH GUYS, WE`RE INVINCIBLE!

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