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Date: 02/20/11 07:12 PM

37 Responses to Happy Birthday, John! [Slightly NSFW Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    Link: Happy Birthday, John! - John, someone loves you very much... you`re a lucky guy.
  2. Profile photo of Fatninja05
    Fatninja05 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    Lame.

    Cool!

    Meh.

    Lame.
  3. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    what does it say?
  4. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    Drunk.
  5. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    8===D
  6. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    This cake was probably decorated by a completely competent 20-something while he was sober....Frosting letters is a lot harder than it looks.
  7. Profile photo of RealBadNews
    RealBadNews Female 18-29
    31 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    @wko

    I think it says - John i <3 yer wang
    Not sure =/
  8. Profile photo of Cherylee
    Cherylee Female 18-29
    29 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    Whatever this cake is sitting on looks really dirty.
  9. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    The ridiculous mess at the top looks more like the front half of a polar bear.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    I guess making frosting boobies is really difficult
    because those look terrible!

    And what`s that thing in the top right corner?
  11. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    never do this again.
  12. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    Apparently John is dating an 8-year old
  13. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    Cooking tip number one:
    Remember to bake cakes using only the siding of old sheds.
  14. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    Never decorate a cake while inebriated.
  15. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    Don`t let your drunk girlfriend decorate your birthday cake. that`s actually ketchup.
  16. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:59 pm
    poor John if that`s supposed to be his wang...
  17. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 12:37 am
    Makes my heart-shaped valentine`s brownie seem like a freakin masterpiece.
  18. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 12:52 am
    um...yeaaaaaa. just buy a damn cake.
  19. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:42 am
    Ver(a) Wang?
  20. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 3:53 am
    johns wang is mutilated :(
  21. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 4:02 am
    People with Parkinson`s shouldn`t decorate cakes.
  22. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 4:48 am

  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:03 am
    Im afraid to know what the cake is made of
  24. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:29 am
    "YOU LEAVE JACK BURTON ALONE!!!"
  25. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:41 am
    John I accidentally your wang.
  26. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:44 am
    I think its a trap.
  27. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:52 am
    Just yer Wang, John. The rest of you, meh.
  28. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:34 am
    Awesome thanks
  29. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 11:08 am
    Something smacks of Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction here
  30. Profile photo of riseplease19
    riseplease19 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    is that a penis in the top right corner of the cake and boobs next to the I?
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    Good effort, but not sure if its cool
  32. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    Who the hell is Yer Wang and why do they need to tell John that they love him/her on a heart shaped cake?
  33. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    Looks like John is into drating retards.
  34. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    "Who the hell is Yer Wang and why do they need to tell John that they love him/her on a heart shaped cake?"

    Not "Yer Wang" but Vera Wang - the decorator was obviously a drunk fan of the fashion designer - the cake is heart shaped because Ms. Wang is known for her wedding gowns.
  35. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 8:40 am
    Did Michael J Fox write this? I`m going to hell.
  36. Profile photo of ledouxrt
    ledouxrt Male 30-39
    321 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    She loves John Wayne? Or John`s Wang?
  37. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:22 am
    Did that reporter who looked like she was having a stroke on live tv write this?

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