Happy Birthday, John! [Slightly NSFW Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 6 years ago Funny

John, someone loves you very much... you"re a lucky guy.
There are 37 comments:
Male 377
Did that reporter who looked like she was having a stroke on live tv write this?
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Male 321
She loves John Wayne? Or John`s Wang?
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Male 795
Did Michael J Fox write this? I`m going to hell.
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Male 1,054
"Who the hell is Yer Wang and why do they need to tell John that they love him/her on a heart shaped cake?"

Not "Yer Wang" but Vera Wang - the decorator was obviously a drunk fan of the fashion designer - the cake is heart shaped because Ms. Wang is known for her wedding gowns.
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Male 589
Looks like John is into drating retards.
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Male 491
Who the hell is Yer Wang and why do they need to tell John that they love him/her on a heart shaped cake?
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Male 25,416
Good effort, but not sure if its cool
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Male 106
is that a penis in the top right corner of the cake and boobs next to the I?
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Male 2,619
Something smacks of Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction here
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Male 5,413
Awesome thanks
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Male 2,096
Just yer Wang, John. The rest of you, meh.
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Male 6,694
I think its a trap.
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Male 5,194
John I accidentally your wang.
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Male 3,472
"YOU LEAVE JACK BURTON ALONE!!!"
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Male 15,510
Im afraid to know what the cake is made of
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Male 169

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Male 1,678
People with Parkinson`s shouldn`t decorate cakes.
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Male 1,197
johns wang is mutilated :(
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Female 1,435
Ver(a) Wang?
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Male 1,083
um...yeaaaaaa. just buy a damn cake.
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Female 255
Makes my heart-shaped valentine`s brownie seem like a freakin masterpiece.
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Male 3,076
poor John if that`s supposed to be his wang...
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Female 1,652
Don`t let your drunk girlfriend decorate your birthday cake. that`s actually ketchup.
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Male 586
Never decorate a cake while inebriated.
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Male 1,815
Cooking tip number one:
Remember to bake cakes using only the siding of old sheds.
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Male 310
Apparently John is dating an 8-year old
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Male 2,056
never do this again.
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Male 37,890
I guess making frosting boobies is really difficult
because those look terrible!

And what`s that thing in the top right corner?
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Male 540
The ridiculous mess at the top looks more like the front half of a polar bear.
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Female 29
Whatever this cake is sitting on looks really dirty.
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Female 31
@wko

I think it says - John i <3 yer wang
Not sure =/
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Male 648
This cake was probably decorated by a completely competent 20-something while he was sober....Frosting letters is a lot harder than it looks.
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Male 788
8===D
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Male 1,256
Drunk.
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Male 554
what does it say?
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Male 11
Lame.

Cool!

Meh.

Lame.
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Female 539
Link: Happy Birthday, John! [Slightly NSFW Pic] [Rate Link] - John, someone loves you very much... you`re a lucky guy.
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