Rockin' in the free world since 2005.

[Total: 47    Average: 2.6/5]
56 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 31559
Rating: 2.6
Category: Misc
Date: 02/25/11 03:28 PM

56 Responses to Google Has Strong Opinions About Abortion [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    Link: Google Has Strong Opinions About Abortion - Oh really, Google.
  2. Profile photo of bowlinguy
    bowlinguy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    broken
  3. Profile photo of ladymanson
    ladymanson Female 18-29
    76 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    Page cannot be found
  4. Profile photo of shadow946
    shadow946 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    it`s broken
  5. Profile photo of fukko
    fukko Male 18-29
    27 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    BROKE.
  6. Profile photo of micadjems
    micadjems Female 18-29
    49 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    sdfvevf? What an opinion!
  7. Profile photo of nls151
    nls151 Male 30-39
    7 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    Not working.
  8. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    Page broken? :O
  9. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    page cannot be found?
  10. Profile photo of ToTrueToBe
    ToTrueToBe Male 18-29
    6 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    After much consideration, I agree. This page is indeed broken.
  11. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT!
  12. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    Wow, apparently making a webpage that consists of

    Link: <a href = "blahblah.com">Google is dum lol</a> - Clever tagline lololol!

    is hard to do without screwing up 10 times a week.
  13. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    Link has been aborted.
  14. Profile photo of antilight
    antilight Male 30-39
    23 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    Although the link is broken, I saw it earlier in a photoshop contest on cracked.com. That particular image is missing for some reason, but here`s the rest of them.

    http://tiny.cc/2hffi
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Fixed link
  16. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    Thank you, antlight!
  17. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    that had nothing to do with abortion. But angelmassb`s link did!

    Madest, i think you fixed it with the wrong link...
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    I dont get the bill pullman reference
  19. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    Yeah duh. Some good weed brb.
  20. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    whoa
  21. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    I googled murder and this doesn`t happen? I call fake
  22. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    Abortion will show up, but I found it on the second page 7th listing down.
  23. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    I googled murder and it`s exactly what I got, however, note the "See more results from wikipedia?" They are just grouping entries from wikipedia that happen to contain the word "murder" in it.
  24. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    Wow. That is indeed what comes up when I google murder.
  25. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    747 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 10:06 pm
    Pro-choice people never quite seem to understand that pro-lifers believe abortion=murdering babies. Instead they claim pro-lifers are wackos for being so "religious" about it. I would hope all sane atheists would be against infanticide. As to whether or not abortion is infanticide, that`s a different question, and I won`t throw stones at pro-choicers` beliefs.

    I will say, however, that pro-choicers seem to have a more religious view than pro-lifers. If you believe that a fetus is not a person, then you have to believe that some "magic" happens to bestow person-hood on a baby at some point (presumably at birth). That seems a bit mystic and new agey to me. Occam`s Razor sez that human being at conception makes more sense.
  26. Profile photo of AustinJay
    AustinJay Male 18-29
    52 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    Omg oldfrt no one needs a lecture. This isnt in need of a pro-life pro-choice discussion...just the irony of the google search. You are an idiot.
  27. Profile photo of MurphyBed
    MurphyBed Female 18-29
    126 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 10:51 pm
    Not even in the first three pages, for me. I didn`t look further than that.
  28. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 11:08 pm
    It comes up at the very bottom of the second page for me.
  29. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    747 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 11:13 pm
    @AustinJay - My apologies, I didn`t mean to distract you from the wonders of the Internet. Please continue your search for the next bright shiny object.
  30. Profile photo of mParfait
    mParfait Male 18-29
    29 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm
    Let`s all point and laugh at Oldfrt.
  31. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 11:40 pm
    you have to believe that some "magic" happens to bestow person-hood on a baby at some point (presumably at birth).
    Birth is when the cord is cut. Prior to this fetus and mother are physically attached. You could cut it closer and say a person is a person at the first flicker of neural activity - which is measurable, but not practical. Regardless, 1 fertilized cell is not a person.

    Occam`s razor only makes sense if you don`t know any better, which you clearly don`t. That`s fine of course, but I would have though a person of your age would have figured out how birth works by now.
  32. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    @BenTheBug

    Same, second page, last one.
  33. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 2:41 am
    LazyMe: The legal definition of `Birth`, here in America, Is when the baby`s head clears the mother`s labia or leaves her body via cesarean section, Not when the cord is cut.

    I`m not saying that that is when most people believe a baby is alive, That issue gets into people`s personal beliefs.
  34. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 3:18 am
    Murder is `unlawful` killing. Lol.
  35. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 4:20 am
    If you believe that a fetus is not a person, then you have to believe that some "magic" happens to bestow person-hood on a baby at some point (presumably at birth). That seems a bit mystic and new agey to me. Occam`s Razor sez that human being at conception makes more sense.
    It has nothing to do with magic, and everything to do with biology.

    The reason the cutoff is around 24 weeks in most countries is because at that point there is a very large increase in foetal viability.

    This also more or less coincides with one of the vital signs we use to determine whether a person is alive or not, reaction to painful stimuli. Although obviously a foetus still fails the test of the standard 4 vital signs, since it is not breathing.
  36. Profile photo of CoolerThanMe
    CoolerThanMe Male 18-29
    98 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 4:43 am
    If a fetus isn`t a person until it`s born, than why do people that kill pregnant women get charged with two counts of murder?
  37. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 4:49 am
    Doesn`t come up within the first three pages on Google UK, I didn`t go past the third page. :|
  38. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 5:47 am
    Abortion happens ... deal with it.
  39. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 6:21 am
    meh
  40. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 6:53 am
    Yes Oldfrt, maybe a pro-chicer that knows a bit about Biology knows that a fetus isn`t alive by his definition and is just a bunch of stem cells till about the first month. After that well, yeah I believe a fetus is alive as soon as it has A)Heart B)Developed brain C)Awareness. You can call that magic as much as you can call gravity and brain function and science magic.
  41. Profile photo of mParfait
    mParfait Male 18-29
    29 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 8:04 am
    Idk why pro choicers are tackling this issue like that. Using their opinion as a base for lobbying is weak. They should be trying to provide a sound argument as to why a certain point a baby is considered alive while in the mother`s womb, and no the bible said so does not count.

    that`s a terrific question CoolerThanMe. Maybe it`s just bad labelling for additional, and probably deserved, bitch-slapping for the douchebags that murder women at their most vulnerable state.
  42. Profile photo of MackenBurger
    MackenBurger Male 18-29
    46 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 8:09 am
    Good shop. However I like the old ones better, like "French Military Victories."
  43. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 9:36 am
    Its not google, its pro life retards skewing the search results. Now that google has implemented their new algorithm, all this should stop.
  44. Profile photo of JimboSlice
    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 9:53 am
    the new algorithm is all math based. that may mean its a fact. hmmm....
  45. Profile photo of Greyed
    Greyed Male 30-39
    20 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    When you search w/a Google account logged in (which this person has done) Google customizes results based on your browsing history and past searches. For example I search Murder on mine and Abortion isn`t in the front page at all.
  46. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    Stop calling them "pro-life". They`re anti-abortion, even if it kills you.
  47. Profile photo of somedaypilot
    somedaypilot Male 18-29
    5 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    @pyrrhios- the same logic can be used on the other side, as in "stop calling them `pro-choice.` They`re pro-killing things that, without intervention, will almost always develop into a normal, healthy, functioning human being so that they can continue to have all the sex they want without adequate protection and completely ignore the consequences of their actions." Both sides use strong euphemism because both sides represent something which can be considered morally reprehensible.
  48. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    just googled it, nope. nothing about abortion at all, just a bunch of definitions of murder. which is by the way: the unlawful killing of another human being with "malice aforethought" the vast majority of abortions are done by the 8th week, as seen here:
  49. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    where the fetus is only the size of a bean and looks like this:


    brain function has not yet started, so it is not yet a seperate being from the mother, so how again are you killing another human being?
  50. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    Yep, doesn`t work. But it has successfully started yet ANOTHER I-A-B flame war!
  51. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    So abortion isn`t okay but killing millions of brown kids in another country is totally justified?
  52. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    shopped
  53. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 11:41 pm
    Bob: At 24 weeks a baby isn`t breathing air, but it`s lungs are functional and breathing amniotic fluid.

    Breathing does not require air, as fish breathe water all the time.
  54. Profile photo of BadFiend
    BadFiend Male 18-29
    42 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 6:48 am
    actually a fish has these sweet attachments on it called gills, and what those do is filter the oxygen out of the water they "breathe" in. So fish don`t breathe water at all, they breathe oxygen just like everyone else, but instead of filtering it from a collection of gases in our atmosphere, they filter it from water.
  55. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 7:00 am
    @I-IS-BORED

    It is not shoop`d, actually; it`s specifically the result of some anti-choice organizations Googlebombing those keyphrases. Google is very sensitive to trends- if a couple hundred people repeatedly do a search for "Term X," and click on "Search Result N," Google assumes that`s what people are looking for and puts it higher in the rankings, until the trend ceases.

    However, by releasing this picture: curious people will attempt to replicate the results (for tehluls or verification) which continues the trend and will maintain the search results.

    Welcome to the tech age- where a handful of people with free-time can make a big impression.
  56. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:54 am
    Not google`s opinion...

Leave a Reply