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Date: 02/08/11 07:25 AM

28 Responses to Finally A Church We Can All Get Behind [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of f0rk0
    f0rk0 Female 18-29
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    February 8, 2011 at 7:27 am
    Link: Finally A Church We Can All Get Behind - Love church or hate it, but you have to admit, this is one church you`d probably be interested in going to.
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    FreeMark4You Male 18-29
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    February 8, 2011 at 7:29 am
    LOL, nice...
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    February 8, 2011 at 7:31 am
    I do like to ram the bush.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 7:33 am
    They just cannot keep it hidden for much longer
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 7:40 am
    Someone didn`t think that through.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 7:46 am
    Is that how it becomes burning?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 8, 2011 at 7:47 am

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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    February 8, 2011 at 7:50 am
    HEYOOOOO
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    sgibson12 Male 30-39
    93 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 7:53 am
    here`s hoping for this to have been Photoshopped.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 8:09 am
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    Random3 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 10:12 am
    LMAO!! WTF? This is hilarious!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 10:59 am
    Uhmm, i believe this refers to the biblical story of Abraham and Isaac. Still, They could`ve picked a name that would`ve been less likely to be misconstrued.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 11:23 am
    lol
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    February 8, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    here`s hoping for this to have been Photoshopped.

    It`s very real, it`s in Memphis. Gotta love the South.
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    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    Seen it
  16. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    nope, still atheist
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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    February 8, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    if it was just "Ram in the bush center" maybe
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    MrHouse Male 18-29
    11 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    *snicker*
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    I`m down.
  20. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    See, God had asked Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac to him. Right before Abraham complied, God gave him a ram, caught in the bushes nearby, for Abraham to sacrifice instead. It`s a cool moment from the old testament where God shows his follower that devotion will be repaid with mercy.

    Kind of hard to sum it up in a snappy church name, though. :/
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    February 8, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    It`s a cool moment from the old testament where God shows his follower that devotion will be repaid with mercy.

    You have a very warped view of mercy. Letting someone off your psychotic demands because they obey you utterly is not mercy.

    Imagine some gang leader demanded you show your utter obedience to him by ritually murdering your son, who you love. When you have tricked your son into going to the murder site, tied him to the sacrificial altar and you have the sacrificial knife ready to murder him, the gang leader turns up and says "You don`t have to kill him, you`ve shown that your fear me and will obey me utterly".

    Would you thank this psycho nutjob for their mercy?

    Cool? Mercy? drat me. I`ve heard some weird poo from theists, but describing such a gut-wrenching psycho scene as cool and an expression of mercy is way out there.
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    metalhannes Male 18-29
    144 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 9:08 pm
    I agree Angilion it has nothing to do with mercy.

    In my opinion the passage is about trusting god.
    Like leaping of a ledge and have your father catch you.

    But be careful with comparisons to the modern age. I think it`s appropiate here, but I`ve seen atheists make this mistake very often. They just took a scene and compared it to something modern. Often the historical context is important. E.g. The passage where paul says that women should not speak in the church.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 11:38 pm
    I`d get in there... wait for it...
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    duderlydude Male 30-39
    110 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 6:00 am
    @metalhannes - trusting god? That is the lesson here? It boggles the mind how ridiculous you theists can be. What kind of a warped lesson in trust is that?? A normal person would conculde that this God is apyschopathic, not take it as a a great lesson learned that you should trust god. So very retarded. The bible is just a bunch of old tales. Oh forget it, whats the point in arguing with you ppl
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:44 am
    Here`s a book we CAN`T get behind:
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    adia1228 Female 30-39
    83 posts
    February 12, 2011 at 5:05 am
    God so loved the world he gave us humor.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    The Daily dose of religious trolling me sees.

    Having said that...Genesis is one defiantly of my favs...
    Phil Collins is the sh*t
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    kushking Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    Na I prefer shaved

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