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117 Responses to Facebook Wars: Yo Momma`s So Fat… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of solix
    solix Female 18-29
    3 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    Link: Facebook Wars: Yo Momma`s So Fat... - Even Harry Potter fans can hate on her.
  2. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:39 am
    Yo mama`s so fat, she has to use Platform 9 and eight ninths because three quarters just isn`t enough.
  3. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:42 am
    lol @ vealdemort
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4808 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:47 am
    Yo Mommas so fat.. when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington nose.
  5. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:49 am
    Your momma`s so fat she has to use WINGARDIUM LEVIOUSA just to get out of bed.
  6. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10795 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:50 am
    Yo` momma`s so fat the house elves have to carry her around.
  7. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:51 am
    Your momma`s so ugly when she looked into the desire Mirror of Erised, it broke.
  8. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:53 am
    Giants are scared yo momma will eat them.
  9. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10795 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:53 am
    Yo` momma`s so fat she can`t even see her own cauldron while making potions.
  10. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:55 am
    Yo momma is so fat she has to fly around on a steam cleaner because she broke all her brooms.
  11. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:57 am
    Yo momma`s so stupid she thought hufflepuff was just what she did after climbing the stairs...
  12. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10795 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:58 am
    Yo momma`s so fat even Quidditch Bludgers are useless against her.
  13. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10795 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:00 am
    Yo` momma so fat she can`t even bow in front of a hippogrif.

    (Not that it`d matter anyway they won`t even let her ride)
  14. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:04 am
    Yo momma`s so ugly she tried polyjuice potion to become Emma Watson....instead she came out Richard Dawkins.

    HAHAHAHA! See what I did there.....?
  15. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:10 am
    Yo momma`s so stupid she thought Harry Potter was her gardener.
  16. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:12 am
    @RPossum - you`re making me cry laughing.
  17. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:19 am
    lol ty Oystah
  18. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:24 am
    Yo momma`s so hairy Hagrid mistook her for a Sasquatch and showed his "Care for Magical Creatures" class how to feed her.
  19. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:26 am
    Yo momma`s so fat that the flying car...doesn`t.
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:27 am
    Yo mamma`s so fat she makes Hagrid look like mini-me!

    Yo mamma`s so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.

    Yo mamma`s so ugly even a Dementor wouldn`t kiss her.

    P.S. nice one RPossum
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:29 am
    Yo mamma`s so nasty the Forbidden Forest was named after her.
  22. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:32 am
    Yo momma`s so fat her wand is a fork.
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:35 am
    Yo mamma`s so ugly even Voldemort won`t say her name.
  24. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:41 am
    Lol Gerry, I liked the Cornelius Fudge one.
  25. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:50 am
    Yo momma`s so stinky when she gave a house elf her sock...she killed it.
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:51 am
    Yo mamma`s so nasty all her panties have a darkmark.
  27. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:52 am
    I will revisit this in some hours and hope for more yomana-goodness.
  28. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:54 am
    lol Gerry, good one.
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:55 am
    Yo mamma`s so fat when a boggart saw her it took the form of a Treadmill.
  30. Profile photo of bliznik
    bliznik Male 30-39
    970 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:01 am
    Yo momma`s so sad, she sucks the happiness out of a Dementor
  31. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Yo momma`s so fat she shape shifted into a hippo and nobody could tell the difference.
  32. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:06 am
    Yo momma so fat smaller fat people orbit arround her !
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:08 am
    Yo mamma`s so ugly, instead of a kiss the Demontor shook her hand and promised to call her sometime.
  34. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:10 am
    Wow the pink person near the end just ruined the Harry Potter theme.

    Yo Momma`s so fat she looked into the mirror of Erised and saw cake
  35. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:11 am
    That pink one ruined it.
    C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
  36. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:12 am
    Yo mamaa`s so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia.
  37. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:14 am
    xD more: Yo momma`s so stupid she drowned in a pensieve

    Yo momma`s so fat it takes two boggarts to transform into her

    This is my favourite:

    Yo mama`s so ugly that the Dementor`s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime. xD
  38. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Yo Mamma`s so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"
  39. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:18 am
    Yo momma`s so greasy, Snape told her to take a bath
  40. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:19 am
    Yo mama`s so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first hand job.
  41. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:20 am
    lols ew

    Yo mamma`s so monsterous she has her own chapter in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
  42. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:21 am
    Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born the doctor screamed "riddikulus"
  43. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:23 am
    lolol I`m worried I`m going to repeat ones that`ve already been said now :P

    Yo mamma`s so easy they renamed her moaning myrtal!
  44. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:23 am
    someone please slap me and make me stop
  45. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:23 am
    Yo momma’s so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network
  46. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:24 am
    Yo momma`s so fat her wand core is cream filling.
  47. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:26 am
    ok ok last one from me:

    Yo mama`s so cheap she beat a niffler in a treasure hunt.
  48. Profile photo of Thejade1
    Thejade1 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:28 am
    "Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born the doctor screamed "riddikulus""

    BAHAHAHA
  49. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:35 am
    Yo mamma`s so fat, when she goes looking for the room of requirement she finds McDonalds!


    I think I`ve run out of steam.... nah, one more.


    Yo mamma`s so fat, if you use sectum sempra on her she bleeds gravy!

    I`m done now.... maybe
  50. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:39 am
    Yo momma`s so poor she took work as a house elf.
  51. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:47 am
    Yo mamma`s so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the rap station on satellite radio.

  52. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5194 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:53 am
    LOL - the Sorting Hat put her in the House of Pancakes!
  53. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:55 am
    somebody has been playing WoW. don`t ask how I know....
  54. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:57 am
    yo mama`s so fat she`s the staircases move to avoid her.

    yo mama`s so ugly Hagrid tried to feed her single malt scotch.

    yo mama`s so gross that avada kadavra only kills the mold growing in her fat.

    yo mama`s so fat she rides a stanley steamer truck instead of a broom.

    yo mama`s so fat the sorting hat sent her to 3 different houses.

    yo mama`s a ginger, so the dementers run from her

    yo mama so fat that she can`t fit inside any more harry potter jokes.
  55. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:58 am
    Lol love the sectum spempra one Gerry!

    I came by to just say a couple more and then I`m done I promise!

    Yo mamma`s so fat, she splinched herself and nobody noticed.

    your momma`s so ugly she makes eloise midgeon look hot.

    Ok done! For reals this time.
  56. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:59 am
    *sempra
  57. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:02 am
    You are all brilliant! I love it!
  58. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:04 am
    Okay the last one was pretty great xD
  59. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:04 am
    tn11 - "yo mama`s so fat she`s the staircases move to avoid her."

    Good one Dude!

    Yo momma`s so nasty, Snape told her to take a bath.
  60. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:11 am
    <i>Why thank you Gerry!</i>

    Yo mama`s so fat she filled up Hermione`s purse.
  61. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:11 am
    GODDAMN ITALICS.
  62. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:21 am
    tn11 try using only without the spaces inside the brackets


    Yo mamma`s so easy they renamed her Moaning Myrtal.
  63. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:24 am
    Voldemort can`t die because he was never born. His momma just spread her legs and the rest of us were sucked in.
    .
    Okay that one might get me banned but I had to write it.
  64. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4793 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:27 am
    LOL! Vealdemort :P
  65. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:38 am
    Okay, this is absolutely my LAST one!
    unless I can think of another


    Yo mamma`s so fat, her wand`s core is Cream Filling.
  66. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2323 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:40 am
    yo mama`s so dumb she thought Ravenclaw was a dance party.
  67. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:49 am
    quote?
  68. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:50 am
    thank you soo much gerry. that has pissed me off for a while

    I`ll try not to abuse it.
  69. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:51 am
    Yo mamma`s so fat and stupid, she thought Hufflepuffs were a breakfast cereal.
  70. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10795 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 11:06 am
    Yo momma so ugly Professor McGonagall offers transfiguration lessons with the former as the subject.
  71. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 11:10 am
    Yo mamma`s so fat, boggarts hide in her folds.



    oh, that was just gross
  72. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10795 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 11:28 am
    Yo` momma`s so fat and dumb she thought O.W.Ls and N.E.W.Ts were edible things.
  73. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 11:33 am
    I just enjoy the one person who didn`t get the joke and just did a normal yo momma joke
  74. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 11:41 am
    meh....
  75. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Wow, super nerds
  76. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5413 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 11:57 am
    This were turd. What the heck
  77. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    Yo mamma`s so stupid she thought Hogwarts was a skin disease
  78. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    Yo mommas so fat she drinks butter from the Quidditch Cup...

    Yo mommas so fat she uses the cloak of invisibility as a scarf...

    Yo mommas so ugly the mirror of esired shattered when she looked in it.

    Yo mommas so fat she ate the Weasley twins and crapped out Ron Howard...


    For the record, Im NOT a Harry Potter fan.....
  79. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    The house of pancakes! AHAHAH that`s genius.
  80. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    "someone please slap me and make me stop"

    but its so awesome Gerry
  81. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Your mom is such a bitch she yelled at the womping willow and turned it into a weeping willow
  82. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    Your moms so hairy her bush she looks like shes smuggling Hagrid in her under where
  83. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    Vealdemort wins!
  84. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    Yo momma`s so nasty she bit a werewolf and it turned into her.
  85. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Yo momma`s so stupid she thought the moving stairs meant an escalator.
  86. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    I`m going to have to favorite this just for the comments.
  87. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    Yo mamma`s so ugly that right upon admission, Dumbledore gave her an Invisibility Cloak
  88. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    His/her mother is so fat that her Roman social circle is cake? i don`t get it.
  89. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    .... oh Harry potter apparently. never mind. Guess i should read the description =/
  90. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5223 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    XD!!!
  91. Profile photo of kj36
    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    hot pink commenter kinda ruined the flow, eh
  92. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    Your momma is so FAT I have to defragment her weekly
  93. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    i got the basilisk one. i feel special.
  94. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Mumu of invisibility. XD
  95. Profile photo of Darkalen
    Darkalen Male 40-49
    415 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    Ok, this made me weep.
  96. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    love harry potter jokes
  97. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    Glad to say it took about 5 posts in before I realized these were Harry Potter jokes. I win.
  98. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2427 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Hmph... Are the little wizard movies really that good? Because this looks stupid to me...
  99. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    Took me a while to realize its all based on Harry "go drat your self" Potter. Ergo, i was not amused, except for the Basilisk one =D
  100. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    heh, Vealdemort, that was good
  101. Profile photo of FCMXD
    FCMXD Male 18-29
    181 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    Gandalf --> Harry Potter
    Dracula --> Twilight Emos
    Bugs Bunny --> Spongebob Squarepants

    Yup, we`re doomed.
  102. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    i for one got the joke on the original post 8-)
  103. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2748 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    Vealdemort... I lol`d
  104. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    Yo momma so fat, I divided her by infinity and the answer was 12.
  105. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

    so fat she sweats gravy.

    so dumb i told her it was chilly out and she got a spoon.

    so old she owes moses a quarter.

    so old she farts dust.

    so short she can do backflips under the bed.
  106. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    The boomerang f`ing killed me. Still laughing.
  107. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    These must be Harry Potter references.
  108. Profile photo of DOR
    DOR Male 50-59
    93 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 12:35 am
    Yo Momma`s so ugly the roosterroaches stay away, so dumb she makes bricks look brillant and so fat she has her own time zone.
  109. Profile photo of MurphyBed
    MurphyBed Female 18-29
    126 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 2:37 am
    Your mama`s so mannish, Dumbledore would have sex with her.
  110. Profile photo of ryanisrufus
    ryanisrufus Male 18-29
    15 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 4:12 am
    Yo momma so ugly even the dementors would`nt kiss her
  111. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 6:48 am
    i dont get it, must be harry potter related.
  112. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 6:50 am
    I think a lot of people have kinda missed the point.

    but fun nonetheless
  113. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    so very lame
  114. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    I will revisit this in some hours and hope for more yomana-goodness.
  115. Profile photo of 5ofclubs
    5ofclubs Male 18-29
    90 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    why do white people have to ruin everything
  116. Profile photo of Billy62
    Billy62 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 11:42 pm
    this was fan-drating-tastic!

    i nerdgasmed =D
  117. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    "yo momma`s so fat she has the goblet of gravy"

    LMFAO!!!!!!!

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