Facebook Wars: Yo Momma`s So Fat... [Pic]

Submitted by: solix 6 years ago in Funny

Even Harry Potter fans can hate on her.
There are 117 comments:
Male 815
"yo momma`s so fat she has the goblet of gravy"

LMFAO!!!!!!!
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Male 159
this was fan-drating-tastic!

i nerdgasmed =D
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Male 90
why do white people have to ruin everything
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Male 269
I will revisit this in some hours and hope for more yomana-goodness.
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Male 975
so very lame
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Male 39,893
I think a lot of people have kinda missed the point.

but fun nonetheless
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Female 3,001
i dont get it, must be harry potter related.
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Male 15
Yo momma so ugly even the dementors would`nt kiss her
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Female 126
Your mama`s so mannish, Dumbledore would have sex with her.
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Male 93
Yo Momma`s so ugly the roosterroaches stay away, so dumb she makes bricks look brillant and so fat she has her own time zone.
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Male 589
These must be Harry Potter references.
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Female 1,236
The boomerang f`ing killed me. Still laughing.
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Male 216
so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

so fat she sweats gravy.

so dumb i told her it was chilly out and she got a spoon.

so old she owes moses a quarter.

so old she farts dust.

so short she can do backflips under the bed.
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Male 914
Yo momma so fat, I divided her by infinity and the answer was 12.
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Male 2,748
Vealdemort... I lol`d
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Male 756
i for one got the joke on the original post 8-)
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Male 181
Gandalf --> Harry Potter
Dracula --> Twilight Emos
Bugs Bunny --> Spongebob Squarepants

Yup, we`re doomed.
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Male 1,744
heh, Vealdemort, that was good
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Male 260
Took me a while to realize its all based on Harry "go drat your self" Potter. Ergo, i was not amused, except for the Basilisk one =D
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Male 2,436
Hmph... Are the little wizard movies really that good? Because this looks stupid to me...
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Male 759
Glad to say it took about 5 posts in before I realized these were Harry Potter jokes. I win.
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Male 2,988
love harry potter jokes
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Male 414
Ok, this made me weep.
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Female 354
Mumu of invisibility. XD
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Male 1,083
i got the basilisk one. i feel special.
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Male 15,510
Your momma is so FAT I have to defragment her weekly
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Female 240
hot pink commenter kinda ruined the flow, eh
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Female 5,222
XD!!!
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Male 535
.... oh Harry potter apparently. never mind. Guess i should read the description =/
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Male 535
His/her mother is so fat that her Roman social circle is cake? i don`t get it.
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Male 129
Yo mamma`s so ugly that right upon admission, Dumbledore gave her an Invisibility Cloak
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Female 4,039
I`m going to have to favorite this just for the comments.
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Male 1,122
Yo momma`s so stupid she thought the moving stairs meant an escalator.
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Male 1,122
Yo momma`s so nasty she bit a werewolf and it turned into her.
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Male 2,441
Vealdemort wins!
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Female 219
Your moms so hairy her bush she looks like shes smuggling Hagrid in her under where
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Female 219
Your mom is such a bitch she yelled at the womping willow and turned it into a weeping willow
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Male 3,745
"someone please slap me and make me stop"

but its so awesome Gerry
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Female 1,148
The house of pancakes! AHAHAH that`s genius.
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Male 2,688
Yo mommas so fat she drinks butter from the Quidditch Cup...

Yo mommas so fat she uses the cloak of invisibility as a scarf...

Yo mommas so ugly the mirror of esired shattered when she looked in it.

Yo mommas so fat she ate the Weasley twins and crapped out Ron Howard...


For the record, Im NOT a Harry Potter fan.....
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Male 129
Yo mamma`s so stupid she thought Hogwarts was a skin disease
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Male 5,413
This were turd. What the heck
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Male 531
Wow, super nerds
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Male 25,416
meh....
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Female 414
I just enjoy the one person who didn`t get the joke and just did a normal yo momma joke
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Male 10,855
Yo` momma`s so fat and dumb she thought O.W.Ls and N.E.W.Ts were edible things.
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Male 39,893
Yo mamma`s so fat, boggarts hide in her folds.



oh, that was just gross
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Male 10,855
Yo momma so ugly Professor McGonagall offers transfiguration lessons with the former as the subject.
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Male 39,893
Yo mamma`s so fat and stupid, she thought Hufflepuffs were a breakfast cereal.
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Male 1,587
[quote]thank you soo much gerry. that has pissed me off for a while[/quote]

I`ll try not to abuse it.
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Male 1,587
[quote]quote?[/quote]
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Male 2,389
yo mama`s so dumb she thought Ravenclaw was a dance party.
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Male 39,893
Okay, this is absolutely my LAST one!
[quote]unless I can think of another [/quote]


Yo mamma`s so fat, her wand`s core is Cream Filling.
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Male 4,793
LOL! Vealdemort :P
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Male 1,122
Voldemort can`t die because he was never born. His momma just spread her legs and the rest of us were sucked in.
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Okay that one might get me banned but I had to write it.
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Male 39,893
tn11 try using [ quote ] [/ quote ] only without the spaces inside the brackets


Yo mamma`s so easy they renamed her Moaning Myrtal.
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Male 1,587
GODDAMN ITALICS.
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Male 1,587
<i>Why thank you Gerry!</i>

Yo mama`s so fat she filled up Hermione`s purse.
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Male 39,893
tn11 - [quote]"yo mama`s so fat she`s the staircases move to avoid her." [/quote]

Good one Dude!

Yo momma`s so nasty, Snape told her to take a bath.
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Male 2,690
Okay the last one was pretty great xD
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Female 4,039
You are all brilliant! I love it!
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Female 1,515
*sempra
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Female 1,515
Lol love the sectum spempra one Gerry!

I came by to just say a couple more and then I`m done I promise!

Yo mamma`s so fat, she splinched herself and nobody noticed.

your momma`s so ugly she makes eloise midgeon look hot.

Ok done! For reals this time.
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Male 1,587
yo mama`s so fat she`s the staircases move to avoid her.

yo mama`s so ugly Hagrid tried to feed her single malt scotch.

yo mama`s so gross that avada kadavra only kills the mold growing in her fat.

yo mama`s so fat she rides a stanley steamer truck instead of a broom.

yo mama`s so fat the sorting hat sent her to 3 different houses.

yo mama`s a ginger, so the dementers run from her

yo mama so fat that she can`t fit inside any more harry potter jokes.
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Male 451
somebody has been playing WoW. don`t ask how I know....
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Male 5,194
LOL - the Sorting Hat put her in the House of Pancakes!
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Male 39,893
Yo mamma`s so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the rap station on satellite radio.

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Male 1,122
Yo momma`s so poor she took work as a house elf.
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Male 39,893
Yo mamma`s so fat, when she goes looking for the room of requirement she finds McDonalds!


I think I`ve run out of steam.... nah, one more.


Yo mamma`s so fat, if you use sectum sempra on her she bleeds gravy!

I`m done now.... maybe
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Male 34
"Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born the doctor screamed "riddikulus""

BAHAHAHA
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Female 1,515
ok ok last one from me:

Yo mama`s so cheap she beat a niffler in a treasure hunt.
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Female 1,515
Yo momma`s so fat her wand core is cream filling.
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Male 39,893
Yo momma’s so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network
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Male 39,893
someone please slap me and make me stop
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Female 1,515
lolol I`m worried I`m going to repeat ones that`ve already been said now :P

Yo mamma`s so easy they renamed her moaning myrtal!
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Male 39,893
Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born the doctor screamed "riddikulus"
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Female 1,515
lols ew

Yo mamma`s so monsterous she has her own chapter in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
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Male 39,893
Yo mama`s so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first hand job.
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Female 1,515
Yo momma`s so greasy, Snape told her to take a bath
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Male 39,893
Yo Mamma`s so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"
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Female 1,515
xD more: Yo momma`s so stupid she drowned in a pensieve

Yo momma`s so fat it takes two boggarts to transform into her

This is my favourite:

Yo mama`s so ugly that the Dementor`s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime. xD
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Male 39,893
Yo mamaa`s so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia.
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Female 1,008
That pink one ruined it.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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Female 1,515
Wow the pink person near the end just ruined the Harry Potter theme.

Yo Momma`s so fat she looked into the mirror of Erised and saw cake
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Male 39,893
Yo mamma`s so ugly, instead of a kiss the Demontor shook her hand and promised to call her sometime.
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Male 6,693
Yo momma so fat smaller fat people orbit arround her !
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Male 1,122
Yo momma`s so fat she shape shifted into a hippo and nobody could tell the difference.
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Male 1,736
Yo momma`s so sad, she sucks the happiness out of a Dementor
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Male 39,893
Yo mamma`s so fat when a boggart saw her it took the form of a Treadmill.
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Male 1,122
lol Gerry, good one.
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Male 269
I will revisit this in some hours and hope for more yomana-goodness.
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Male 39,893
Yo mamma`s so nasty all her panties have a darkmark.
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Male 1,122
Yo momma`s so stinky when she gave a house elf her sock...she killed it.
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Male 1,122
Lol Gerry, I liked the Cornelius Fudge one.
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Male 39,893
Yo mamma`s so ugly even Voldemort won`t say her name.
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Male 1,122
Yo momma`s so fat her wand is a fork.
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Male 39,893
Yo mamma`s so nasty the Forbidden Forest was named after her.
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Male 39,893
Yo mamma`s so fat she makes Hagrid look like mini-me!

Yo mamma`s so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.

Yo mamma`s so ugly even a Dementor wouldn`t kiss her.

P.S. nice one RPossum
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Male 1,122
Yo momma`s so fat that the flying car...doesn`t.
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Male 1,122
Yo momma`s so hairy Hagrid mistook her for a Sasquatch and showed his "Care for Magical Creatures" class how to feed her.
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Male 1,122
lol ty Oystah
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Female 4,039
@RPossum - you`re making me cry laughing.
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Male 1,122
Yo momma`s so stupid she thought Harry Potter was her gardener.
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Male 1,122
Yo momma`s so ugly she tried polyjuice potion to become Emma Watson....instead she came out Richard Dawkins.

HAHAHAHA! See what I did there.....?
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Male 10,855
Yo` momma so fat she can`t even bow in front of a hippogrif.

(Not that it`d matter anyway they won`t even let her ride)
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Male 10,855
Yo momma`s so fat even Quidditch Bludgers are useless against her.
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Male 1,122
Yo momma`s so stupid she thought hufflepuff was just what she did after climbing the stairs...
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Male 1,122
Yo momma is so fat she has to fly around on a steam cleaner because she broke all her brooms.
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Male 10,855
Yo` momma`s so fat she can`t even see her own cauldron while making potions.
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Male 1,122
Giants are scared yo momma will eat them.
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Male 1,122
Your momma`s so ugly when she looked into the desire Mirror of Erised, it broke.
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Male 10,855
Yo` momma`s so fat the house elves have to carry her around.
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Male 1,122
Your momma`s so fat she has to use WINGARDIUM LEVIOUSA just to get out of bed.
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Male 4,807
Yo Mommas so fat.. when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington nose.
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Male 900
lol @ vealdemort
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Male 494
Yo mama`s so fat, she has to use Platform 9 and eight ninths because three quarters just isn`t enough.
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Female 3
Link: Facebook Wars: Yo Momma`s So Fat... [Pic] [Rate Link] - Even Harry Potter fans can hate on her.
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