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Date: 02/23/11 01:44 PM

90 Responses to Every Geek`s Ideal Girlfriend [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SirStealAlot
    SirStealAlot Male 13-17
    117 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    Link: Every Geek`s Ideal Girlfriend - I would kill every one of you for a moment of her time.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Actually, i think true geeks would be pissed at their girlfriends wearing their best Magic the Gathering cards
  3. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    meh. we had a moment of her time last time she was here.
  4. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    796 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    repost police in tha house on this one
  5. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    Tap that ass to add three mana of any color to your mana pool.
  6. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    Respost of a girl who probably doesn`t know what kind of cards she is wearing OR she does know what it is she is wearing and just don`t give a crap about the (maybe) valuable cards she destroyed...
  7. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    looks like the girl behind her has a tank top made of bottle caps. This is probably a hipster party, most geeks would not be found in such a place or want to socialize with these people.
  8. Profile photo of Surge123
    Surge123 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    I would totally beat her wimpy UB control deck
  9. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    repost? yea, i think this is a repost.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36840 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    She got pissed at a boyfriend and his stupid
    obsession with those damn cards so . . .
  11. Profile photo of rynEnigma
    rynEnigma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    Yeah I also put forth the motion of repost. I am sure someone will be able to find the first post.
  12. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    true geeks would be angry at her for ruining those cards.
  13. Profile photo of rynEnigma
    rynEnigma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    Yeah I also put forth the motion of repost. I am sure someone will be able to find the first post.

    Scratch that I found it repost
  14. Profile photo of pbmuffin
    pbmuffin Female 18-29
    33 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    @Concetra Now that was funny.
  15. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    "Squirtle! I didn`t tell you to use Aqua Jet!!"
  16. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Its an ABC (anything but clothes) party!....we did one last week! loads of fun
  17. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    Looks like she`s a couple cards shy of a full deck
  18. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    tn11: They aren`t pokemon cards, they are M:TG cards.
  19. Profile photo of WeinerD0g
    WeinerD0g Female 18-29
    39 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    Blue and white dragons, eh? I wander what her win condition is ;)
  20. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    Repost.
  21. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    This looks like a cool party.
  22. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    how many times do i have to look at this stupid effing picture on this site?
  23. Profile photo of furryblob
    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    Stupid.
  24. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    ya`ll do know there are cheap arse magic cards dont ya?
  25. Profile photo of oOFELIXOo
    oOFELIXOo Female 18-29
    177 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    Dorks.
  26. Profile photo of Cherrybawls
    Cherrybawls Male 18-29
    167 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    Yeah! magic is where its at!
  27. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    i dont like magic, take it off, now!
  28. Profile photo of Cherrybawls
    Cherrybawls Male 18-29
    167 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    Haha concetra that made my day
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    This indeed is a repost
  30. Profile photo of CptHaddock
    CptHaddock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    This must be wrong. It should be a picture of a hand.
  31. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    you mean, a whore?
  32. Profile photo of Sheilakh
    Sheilakh Male 13-17
    56 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    It`s a repost, but in this case, I`m okay with that.
  33. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    repost but thats ok cuz shes a chick with no clothing on...
  34. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    Hold up,
    What the heck is the guy in front of her wearing?
  35. Profile photo of Kurin
    Kurin Female 18-29
    5 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    Looks like a `ABC Party` Anything But Clothing <3
  36. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    The face is the dealbreaker. Turn around.
  37. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    repost and that would make a real geek cry and murder everybody in the building...
  38. Profile photo of fris212
    fris212 Male 30-39
    61 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    Best. Repost. Ever.
  39. Profile photo of Snow_Crash
    Snow_Crash Female 18-29
    211 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    Blue/White for the win.
  40. Profile photo of RG900
    RG900 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    lol i would not even touch her even she was hot and spread her legs for me..that is a total turn off...
  41. Profile photo of Atlas325
    Atlas325 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 5:45 pm
    I am the geekiest of the geeks. And that`s not a geek, thats a F***ing Hipster.
  42. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    "lol i would not even touch her even she was hot and spread her legs for me..that is a total turn off..."

    you sir...
  43. Profile photo of davidstone
    davidstone Male 18-29
    92 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    That`s not hipster.
  44. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    Card collector: I choose you!
  45. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    I`d hit it
  46. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    Man, I would totally have consensual, safe sex with her if you know what I mean.
  47. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    MTG, haven`t seen anything about that for a longgg time. Used to love that game though.
  48. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    i read that as "every greek`s"
  49. Profile photo of Captn
    Captn Male 18-29
    31 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    i`d tap that
  50. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:30 pm
    riiight, until she turns around..
  51. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    "i`d tap that"

    I see what you did there...
  52. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    Magic is awesome...punching hole in cards? not so much...I hope these werent valuable
  53. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    4/3 slutty, 3 blue.
  54. Profile photo of SheepysGirl
    SheepysGirl Female 18-29
    16 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    That`s what I think every time I see this picture Renaud. :P I`d say this probably inspires more nerdsobs than nerdgasms.
  55. Profile photo of SuperBeast
    SuperBeast Male 18-29
    96 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    Can we play strip magic as we draft the cards off her body?
  56. Profile photo of 53590
    53590 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    right Tlshaman, Is she your profile pic?
  57. Profile photo of FCMXD
    FCMXD Male 18-29
    181 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    Meanwhile, at the Hall of Repost...
  58. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    i`d tap that
    Dammit, I was gonna say that! Geek in-jokes FTW.
  59. Profile photo of Rossamund
    Rossamund Male 13-17
    29 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    its a water deck it sucks balls
  60. Profile photo of Protagoris
    Protagoris Male 18-29
    38 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 10:13 pm
    Umm, Rossamund, it`s a BLUE deck not a Water Deck... and it`s actually Blue and White.

    *nerd*
  61. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 11:04 pm
    I`d tap that.

    I have never laughed harder at anything posted on IAB.
  62. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    Atlas:
    I am the geekiest of the geeks.

    Allow me to submit some highlights of my CV:
    Degree in AI and IT.
    I spent the first date with my now wife teaching her to play Magic.
    For our first anniversary I bought her an Epic flying mount in warcraft.
    When I found two naked chicks on Chatroulette my first reaction was to open excel and look up stats to work out the odds of actually finding that.
    I`m helping put together the Middle East`s first Comicon (April 28 to 30th!).
    I`m currently the head of the UAE roleplay society, and planning to turn it into a regional group by May.

    I used to look like this:
    http://i52.tinypic.com/4kgy9s.jpg

    So... when you say you`re the geekiest of the geeks...
  63. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    What the hell is that?
  64. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 11:57 pm
    God but could you imagine the upkeep cost?
  65. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:05 am
    That better be Pokemon, because YuGiOh is sooooooooo lame.
  66. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:18 am
    @Baalthazaq
    "I spent the first date with my now wife teaching her to play Magic."

    See, this is where you lost your argument... if you were that much of a geek/ nerd, whatever, you would be too engrossed in geekiness to be able to talk to girls at all!
  67. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:29 am
    Extenuating circumstances. :)

    I met her on an internet debate site. I had been talking to her for about 6 months before I realized she was a girl. :)
  68. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:35 am
    meh
  69. Profile photo of cxherry
    cxherry Female 18-29
    41 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:39 am
    as amusing as this is, it has been reposted FAR too many times =\
  70. Profile photo of 9000penguins
    9000penguins Male 18-29
    228 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:18 am
    @crucible

    its magic cards
  71. Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:19 am

  72. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:58 am
    Magic sucks. Its all about Yugioh!
  73. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 4:49 am
    stfu noone cares how many times its been reposted and how amazing your ability to spot it is!
  74. Profile photo of doom_reaper
    doom_reaper Male 13-17
    37 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 4:56 am
    i kinda wish she used a mountain deck instead of islands
  75. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2192 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 6:19 am
    My Monstrous Growth has just been tapped!
  76. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 7:57 am
    She only looks about 12 year old
  77. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 8:10 am
    Hope no one spills on her.
  78. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 8:37 am
    I`d tap that.
  79. Profile photo of stonker
    stonker Male 40-49
    88 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 8:51 am
    I would absorb the very life force of a topographical region to copulate with that female.

    Or what Matwix 2004 (and about 4 other people already) said.
  80. Profile photo of ComaBlack
    ComaBlack Male 13-17
    3 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:20 am
    Pictures can be decieving.

    Just because she looks good from the back doesn`t mean she looks good from the front.

    Also, Jailbait. xD
  81. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    I`d tap her mana
  82. Profile photo of deputy
    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    Well, if you alll are so curious, here you can see her face
    here
  83. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    I`m sure she is a lovely girl.. but...

  84. Profile photo of BadFiend
    BadFiend Male 18-29
    42 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    All those "Tap" jokes, and yet I don`t see a single Land card... The only way you could tap that is if it was attacking you, which for many of you is as it has always been...
  85. Profile photo of Ookami38
    Ookami38 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    All those "Tap" jokes, and yet I don`t see a single Land card... The only way you could tap that is if it was attacking you, which for many of you is as it has always been...

    Or if you were forcing her to tap xD
  86. Profile photo of i-am-ninja
    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
    142 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    @Ookami38

    or if using an ability
  87. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    Well, if you alll are so curious, here you can see her face HERE
    Dagnammit deputy, why did you have to go ruin our dreams!

    I mean that in jest of course, she`s actually very attractive (to me at least, maybe I`m showing my age). No silicon, botox, peroxide and various other "enhancements", but a real woman?

    Nice pic.
  88. Profile photo of Epiales
    Epiales Female 13-17
    39 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    What a waste of cards.
  89. Profile photo of jhjackson97
    jhjackson97 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    @sirstealalot: I`d kill everyone of you for at least 30 seconds of her time! ;-)
  90. Profile photo of AlishaLovesU
    AlishaLovesU Female 13-17
    88 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    The real question here is... WHY IS THAT GUY WEARING A THONG IN THE BACK GROUND?

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