Every Geek`s Ideal Girlfriend [Pic]

Submitted by: SirStealAlot 6 years ago in Misc

I would kill every one of you for a moment of her time.
There are 90 comments:
Female 88
The real question here is... WHY IS THAT GUY WEARING A THONG IN THE BACK GROUND?
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Male 10
@sirstealalot: I`d kill everyone of you for at least 30 seconds of her time! ;-)
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Female 39
What a waste of cards.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Well, if you alll are so curious, here you can see her face HERE[/quote]
Dagnammit deputy, why did you have to go ruin our dreams!

I mean that in jest of course, she`s actually very attractive (to me at least, maybe I`m showing my age). No silicon, botox, peroxide and various other "enhancements", but a real woman?

Nice pic.
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Male 142
@Ookami38

or if using an ability
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Male 13
All those "Tap" jokes, and yet I don`t see a single Land card... The only way you could tap that is if it was attacking you, which for many of you is as it has always been...

Or if you were forcing her to tap xD
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Male 42
All those "Tap" jokes, and yet I don`t see a single Land card... The only way you could tap that is if it was attacking you, which for many of you is as it has always been...
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Male 2,220
I`m sure she is a lovely girl.. but...

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Male 448
Well, if you alll are so curious, here you can see her face
here
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Male 2,796
I`d tap her mana
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Male 3
Pictures can be decieving.

Just because she looks good from the back doesn`t mean she looks good from the front.

Also, Jailbait. xD
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Male 88
I would absorb the very life force of a topographical region to copulate with that female.

Or what Matwix 2004 (and about 4 other people already) said.
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Male 2,551
I`d tap that.
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Male 6,693
Hope no one spills on her.
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Male 2,619
She only looks about 12 year old
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Male 2,389
My Monstrous Growth has just been tapped!
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Male 37
i kinda wish she used a mountain deck instead of islands
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Male 1,153
stfu noone cares how many times its been reposted and how amazing your ability to spot it is!
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Male 1,093
Magic sucks. Its all about Yugioh!
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Female 235

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Male 228
@crucible

its magic cards
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Female 41
as amusing as this is, it has been reposted FAR too many times =\
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Female 5,222
meh
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Male 4,546
Extenuating circumstances. :)

I met her on an internet debate site. I had been talking to her for about 6 months before I realized she was a girl. :)
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Male 2,586
@Baalthazaq
"I spent the first date with my now wife teaching her to play Magic."

See, this is where you lost your argument... if you were that much of a geek/ nerd, whatever, you would be too engrossed in geekiness to be able to talk to girls at all!
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Male 1,815
That better be Pokemon, because YuGiOh is sooooooooo lame.
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Male 2,700
God but could you imagine the upkeep cost?
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Male 218
What the hell is that?
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Male 4,546
Atlas:
[quote]I am the geekiest of the geeks.[/quote]

Allow me to submit some highlights of my CV:
Degree in AI and IT.
I spent the first date with my now wife teaching her to play Magic.
For our first anniversary I bought her an Epic flying mount in warcraft.
When I found two naked chicks on Chatroulette my first reaction was to open excel and look up stats to work out the odds of actually finding that.
I`m helping put together the Middle East`s first Comicon (April 28 to 30th!).
I`m currently the head of the UAE roleplay society, and planning to turn it into a regional group by May.

I used to look like this:
http://i52.tinypic.com/4kgy9s.jpg

So... when you say you`re the geekiest of the geeks...
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Male 4,546
[quote]I`d tap that[/quote].

I have never laughed harder at anything posted on IAB.
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Male 38
Umm, Rossamund, it`s a BLUE deck not a Water Deck... and it`s actually Blue and White.

*nerd*
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Male 29
its a water deck it sucks balls
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Male 12,138
[quote]i`d tap that[/quote]
Dammit, I was gonna say that! Geek in-jokes FTW.
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Male 181
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Repost...
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Male 20
right Tlshaman, Is she your profile pic?
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Male 96
Can we play strip magic as we draft the cards off her body?
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Female 16
That`s what I think every time I see this picture Renaud. :P I`d say this probably inspires more nerdsobs than nerdgasms.
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Male 2,033
4/3 slutty, 3 blue.
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Male 423
Magic is awesome...punching hole in cards? not so much...I hope these werent valuable
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Male 516
"i`d tap that"

I see what you did there...
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Male 378
riiight, until she turns around..
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Male 31
i`d tap that
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Male 5,314
i read that as "every greek`s"
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Male 2,690
MTG, haven`t seen anything about that for a longgg time. Used to love that game though.
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Male 798
Man, I would totally have consensual, safe sex with her if you know what I mean.
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Male 2,579
I`d hit it
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Male 10,855
Card collector: I choose you!
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Male 92
That`s not hipster.
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Male 3,745
"lol i would not even touch her even she was hot and spread her legs for me..that is a total turn off..."

you sir...
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Male 9
I am the geekiest of the geeks. And that`s not a geek, thats a F***ing Hipster.
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Male 250
lol i would not even touch her even she was hot and spread her legs for me..that is a total turn off...
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Female 211
Blue/White for the win.
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Male 61
Best. Repost. Ever.
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Male 2,419
repost and that would make a real geek cry and murder everybody in the building...
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Male 3,894
The face is the dealbreaker. Turn around.
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Female 5
Looks like a `ABC Party` Anything But Clothing <3
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Male 1,595
Hold up,
What the heck is the guy in front of her wearing?
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Male 3,745
repost but thats ok cuz shes a chick with no clothing on...
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Male 56
It`s a repost, but in this case, I`m okay with that.
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Male 2,855
you mean, a whore?
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Female 68
This must be wrong. It should be a picture of a hand.
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Male 25,416
This indeed is a repost
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Male 167
Haha concetra that made my day
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Male 7,832
i dont like magic, take it off, now!
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Male 167
Yeah! magic is where its at!
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Female 177
Dorks.
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Female 2,509
ya`ll do know there are cheap arse magic cards dont ya?
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Male 573
Stupid.
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Female 3,598
how many times do i have to look at this stupid effing picture on this site?
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Male 2,121
This looks like a cool party.
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Female 1,101
Repost.
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Female 39
Blue and white dragons, eh? I wander what her win condition is ;)
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Male 17,511
tn11: They aren`t pokemon cards, they are M:TG cards.
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Male 2,150
Looks like she`s a couple cards shy of a full deck
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Male 390
Its an ABC (anything but clothes) party!....we did one last week! loads of fun
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Male 1,587
"Squirtle! I didn`t tell you to use Aqua Jet!!"
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Female 33
@Concetra Now that was funny.
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Male 193
Yeah I also put forth the motion of repost. I am sure someone will be able to find the first post.

Scratch that I found it repost
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Male 1,083
true geeks would be angry at her for ruining those cards.
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Male 193
Yeah I also put forth the motion of repost. I am sure someone will be able to find the first post.
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Male 39,923

She got pissed at a boyfriend and his stupid
obsession with those damn cards so . . .
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Male 328
repost? yea, i think this is a repost.
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Male 2
I would totally beat her wimpy UB control deck
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Male 648
looks like the girl behind her has a tank top made of bottle caps. This is probably a hipster party, most geeks would not be found in such a place or want to socialize with these people.
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Female 812
Respost of a girl who probably doesn`t know what kind of cards she is wearing OR she does know what it is she is wearing and just don`t give a crap about the (maybe) valuable cards she destroyed...
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Male 2,049
Tap that ass to add three mana of any color to your mana pool.
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Male 807
repost police in tha house on this one
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Male 1,287
meh. we had a moment of her time last time she was here.
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Male 15,510
Actually, i think true geeks would be pissed at their girlfriends wearing their best Magic the Gathering cards
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Male 117
Link: Every Geek`s Ideal Girlfriend [Pic] [Rate Link] - I would kill every one of you for a moment of her time.
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