Epic Church Brawl: Take That, Churchy

Submitted by: hovalady411 6 years ago

Organized religion. "Nuff said.
There are 99 comments:
Male 4
The only reason that many cops showed up was cuz the brothas were making a fuss. Not the white people. Damn them popo damn them to hell.
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Male 291
Well, if we heard more funny from you, LemonTarte, we wouldn`t have to rely on that funny guy Gerry, would we? And I disagree. Gerry is funny.
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Male 282
very weak.
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Male 1,292
eh, let em fight. just more darwinism at work.
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Male 3,745
"collegebound - `hes a gay racist :| doesnt that make him funny by default`


You forgot Republican: gay racist republican

and you can allways throw `athiest` on the list too"

see? he even corrects me :) good lookin out Gerry
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Male 37,888
collegebound - [quote]`hes a gay racist :| doesnt that make him funny by default`[/quote]

You forgot Republican: gay racist republican

and you can allways throw `athiest` on the list too
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Male 2,579
Race has nothing to do with this, these are monkeys with barely a higher thought process to be found. Most church goers are.
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Male 10,845
@LemonTarte


Now I ask the court how many times have I said I envy Gerry`s wit or said something to that effect?
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Male 10,845
That`s fu<ked up!
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Male 3,745
"He has abandoned you. His favorites, to the whim of judgement; hypocrites, charlatans, prepare to taste God`s wrath!"

if God REALLY had favorites would he have created the devil?
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Male 3,745
"I think it`s funny how Gerry thinks that he`s funny but he really isn`t. He just looks like a try-hard most of the time."

hes a gay racist :| doesnt that make him funny by default?

no but seriously as a black Christian Gerry makes me lol on a daily basis whether if if hes commenting on my religion or on my race of people

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Male 288
shocker, overly dramatic black people.
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Male 1,021
I guess none of them actually bothered to read their bibles.
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Male 795
God`s house? God doesn`t live here anymore. He`s grown weary of your superficial faith. He`s turned a deaf ear to your lip service prayers. He has abandoned you. His favorites, to the whim of judgement; hypocrites, charlatans, prepare to taste God`s wrath!
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Male 37,888
LemonTarte - [quote]I think it`s funny how Gerry thinks that he`s funny but he really isn`t. He just looks like a try-hard most of the time[/quote]

That`s what people say when the joke goes over their head.
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Male 573
I`m glad I`m an atheist. Don`t have to deal with bullcrap like this.
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Male 2,229
American Christianity, and it`s ugly disturbed face
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Male 2,670
Jebus love him a good old fashioned parking lot fist-fight.
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Male 4,807
Jesus must be rolling over in his grave right now.
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Male 496
If you are a reverend and your presence is driving your congregation to violence, don`t you think that maybe it`s time to step down and find another church (or profession)?
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Male 723
"Don`t pray in our schools and I won`t think in your church." - other bumper sticker on my car.

That is all.

8-) LJ
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Male 723
"Atheism cures religious terrorism" - bumper sticker on my car.

That is all.

8-) LJ
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Male 165
@ gecibebele 8-)
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Male 76
Wow, black people doing something crazy..that`s new.
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Female 185
*cough*quick1dunkno*cough
Isn`t atheism defined by a distinct lack of religion? ^^; Also, I`m pretty sure that if you mess with someone, Christian, Jew, Catholic, Islamic, or Furry, they`re gonna give you at least the same back. I think it`s called self preservation.
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Male 3,076
@quick1dunkno so you wouldn`t defend yourself if I run at you with a knife in my hands saying DIIIEEEE!!!!
if you don`t try to hurt me or kill me, then I will leave you alone. and I think that SPrinkZ would do the same unless he`s a psychopath and religion wouldn`t help...
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Male 99
"Me? I`m exercising my constitutionally protected right to be a racis "

really? no wonder america is a poohole..
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Male 99
I am an atheist. I will kill you if you try to kill me. I will hurt you if you try to hurt me. I don`t care.

Oh dear.. seems to me athiests are bit too violent.. perhaps you should follow a religion with a calmer idealogy because you`re obviously in need of it..
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Male 99
The conduct of these people cannot be blamed on religion.. and seriously that many fed cars?
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Male 102
All of that because one side wanted a pastor and the other side felt he was doing a bad job.

When did a pastor become more religious than the patrons of said church?

Are we back in the middle ages again?
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Female 185
Wow. I dearly hope the idiocy displayed by these people isn`t contagious. And talk about hypocrites. Sometimes I think the idiot apocalypse is more frightening than the zombie one.
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Female 219
No.. You think that because you only every see the nut jobs that do crazy poo over religion but they dont make up the whole population of religious followers hun. Not to mention that lately most of those nuts end up on this sight nothing ever good is shown because its not interesting.
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Male 3,076
[quote]sounded like a normal Sunday service[/quote]
No I didn`t hear any boys getting rape,
I call SHINANIGANS, SHINANIGANS!!!
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Male 1,284
i like gerry too... keep on postin Gerry
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Female 219
No you just think that because of the crap that some crazy people which just so happens to get posted on here.
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Female 956
Not *everything* bad happens because of religion,

but most of it happens because of organized religion.

>.>
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Female 219
And just because you state an opinion about a black person that is even slightly less than good doesnt mean your a racist. If i said "that crazy white lady threw an egg at my window" would you think i was being racist towards whites? .. Probably not.
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Female 219
poo like this happens everywhere not just with churches. These religious jokes are getting old in my opinion. Not everything bad that happens with humanity is because of religion. Quit trying to sound cool by copying what the cool kids are making fun of.
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Male 2,441
come on on Tarte. Gerry`s full of great posts.
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Male 291
Well, if we heard more funny from you, LemonTarte, we wouldn`t have to rely on that funny guy Gerry, would we? And I disagree. Gerry is funny.
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Male 2,402
@LemonTarte replied:

I think it`s funny how Gerry thinks that he`s funny but he really isn`t. He just looks like a try-hard most of the time

handys003 responds:
Humor is different among people. Different strokes for different folks. Most times he`s funny. Get off the high horse.

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Male 2,988
Nah, Gerry is a pretty funny gay. Oops I mean guy. He`s a funny guy.
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Male 37,888
LemonTarte

ooohhhhh! right to the heart!

if I had one that is
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Female 1,441
I think it`s funny how Gerry thinks that he`s funny but he really isn`t. He just looks like a try-hard most of the time.
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Male 4,547
Also, incidentally. Sprinkz.

Saying as you do share a *single* commonality, that apparently, via Sprinkzlogic, gives me the right to draw any other commonalities without evidence.

You`re suggesting specifically, that this is against their teachings (Turn the other cheek), then blaming Christians.

You`re on the other hand defending that because your world-view doesn`t have *any* opinion on it, you can`t criticize your group.

So that outwardly suggests the only logical path left to follow is that you`re going "They`re in a group, I`m going to blame everything on the fact that they`re in that group".

Fine. But stop drating whining when people do it to you, and stop embarrassing yourself with weak rationale that puts you in a weaker position than when you started speaking.

Oh, and racists: Likewise.
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Male 37,888
All this fuss about race. What`s the big deal?
I`m mixed race.
My dad is white but my mother was caucasian.
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Male 25,416
wow
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Male 4,547
"Don`t be dumb. Atheists don`t make any affirmations to turn the other cheek, or any of that other pacifist poo. I am an atheist. I will kill you if you try to kill me. I will hurt you if you try to hurt me. I don`t care. But I don`t speak for any role because atheism isn`t a set of beliefs or ideas. It`s a lack of one: a belief in a supreme power, deity, or prime mover."

False equivalence.

Breathing. Theists breathe. Theists share various beliefs. Ergo Theist breathe *because* of shared belief.

No? Then your entire argument is bullpoo, because you`re suggesting, without evidence, that X is *caused by* religion.

Otherwise you`re just making the claim that because they belong to group X, they all act that way, and the person you`re responding to is correct in pinning you to your group in the same way.
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Male 1,793
Funny... So many people have died in the name of religion that a few more won`t make a difference...
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Male 12,138
Fellow IABers... can we please relax on the racist comments on this thread? Hate to be the Po-lice, but not as much I hate to start swinging the banhammer around among valued members.

Can I gently suggest that we keep it funny, without delving into the depths of blatant racism? Pretty please?
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Female 154
This makes me so sad for so many reasons
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Male 1,598
This has nothing to do with religion... It`s more about the people that made up this particular church... nuff said.
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Male 164
Someone must have thrown a chair....probably didnt even hit anyone. :P
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Male 3,431
Awww Man why can`t the Westboro Baptist Church protest this gaggle of retards!? That`d be the funniest most poetically righteous 12 seconds on the interwebz.
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Male 1,744
@jancarlo000
I`m just going to have to live vicariously through your comment.
My brain overloaded with all the possibilities of things to say....i got nuthin`
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Male 49
That`s not church. That`s just a bunch of black people.
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Male 3,745
"I am an atheist. I will kill you if you try to kill me. I will hurt you if you try to hurt me. I don`t care."

im a christian and i say the same thing. in fact, i believe in getting rid of the "problem" before anything can even START to happen...

"Those of you who are posting racially motivated comments should be ashamed of yourselves. I`m not religious, but the you`re the reason I`d hope there`s a hell, so that you could be there."

as a Christian my head says that last bit was too far...

as a black man my head wont let me give a poo...as long as there is more than one race of people there will always be hate for each other as a race...ill gladly wait until the day when everyone is cau-blac-aniese to laugh at all those racists attempts to try to keep us all seperate...the very same racists whos ancestors went into my ancestors shack and raped them...
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Male 2,690
Must....resist...racist...comment
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Male 2,592
why you gonna go n make another iab name just to post some of that racist bullsh.xt? wtf? seriously? keep doing it its kinda funny
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Male 490
Silly baptists.
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Male 2,290
"Are you stupid, OP? What if an atheist fights someone? Does that mean all atheists are belligerent jerks? What about a plumber? People are people, and they make choices. Sometimes they are bad choices. Get over yourself."

Don`t be dumb. Atheists don`t make any affirmations to turn the other cheek, or any of that other pacifist poo. I am an atheist. I will kill you if you try to kill me. I will hurt you if you try to hurt me. I don`t care. But I don`t speak for any role because atheism isn`t a set of beliefs or ideas. It`s a lack of one: a belief in a supreme power, deity, or prime mover.
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Male 364
welcome to the internets sarita1225 - better grow some skin if you plan on staying long...
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Male 4,004
"We are a family...and we will excort `im through the door"
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Male 47
I hear banhammers warming up.
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Male 11
bunch of monkeys
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Male 531
Sunday Schoo.!
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Male 37,888
@ sarita1225 [quote]you`re the reason I`d hope there`s a hell, so that you could be there. [/quote]

So anyone who doesn`t think liberal like you should burn in hell. How very "tolerant" of you.

Me? I`m exercising my constitutionally protected right to be a racist. And you can exercise YOUR constitutionally protected right to think differantly. I`m liberal that way, I respect all kinds of differant people.
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Female 70
Organized religion. `Nuff said.
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Male 337
@sarita1225

Wow, seriously shut the drat up...

I`m atheist, I don`t like racism...but I`m definitely not going to act "holier than thou" (pun intended)
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Female 43
Those of you who are posting racially motivated comments should be ashamed of yourselves. I`m not religious, but the you`re the reason I`d hope there`s a hell, so that you could be there. You have no idea what you`re talking about and I`m sure the stereotypes that you cite are only familiar to you because of television and the internet. Horrible, rotten bigots.
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Male 10,440
[quote] eughhhh more Christian slating/bashing [/quote]

Yayy! It`s why I keep coming back here. I love making fun of religion. It`s healthy.

Anyway, I wouldn`t label this "organized religion", I don`t think deserves that label. "Organized" implies some sort of structure, some sort of common purpose or at the very least unity. I didn`t see any of that here.

... And yes, I also noticed that they were all black, although I didn`t realize until you guys brought it up. Black people are statistically more likely to be religious than others, and statistics aren`t racist - although this is a very slippery slope.
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Male 736
This is only interesting because people usually DON`T fight in churches...they do in malls and parking lots outside of malls, schools, and pretty much anywhere else, but not in Churches. Seems like a pretty strong endorsement of churches on the face of it, no?
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Male 2,419
@NoArms
When we form the United Atheist Alliance, the Allied Atheist Allegiance, and the Unified Atheist League and start fighting each other over what atheists should call themselves we will be on the level shown in this video. Until that happens we may say whatever we want about the stupid poo people do for religion.
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Female 1,095
"sunday schoo" lol that`s the only thing I saw.
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Male 196
Are you stupid, OP? What if an atheist fights someone? Does that mean all atheists are belligerent jerks? What about a plumber? People are people, and they make choices. Sometimes they are bad choices. Get over yourself.
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Female 1,963
Wow. A lot of racists in these comments.
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Male 430
Well isn`t that special
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Male 3,745
where is the brawl?
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Male 3,314
"Blacks have a whole different view on religious values. Just ask Jesse Jackson and his mistress."

So do racists.
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Male 36,410
[quote]Just ask Jesse Jackson and his mistress.[/quote]
His current one? Or his bastard baby-momma? Oh wait, that was his `secretary` eh?
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Male 36,410
vv Well it`s true! Don`t ban @Darkhumour for saying what`s true, eh? The video of the `young people` fighting in the resteraunt was the same; all black. It`s sad that:
#1 many chuches in the USA are race-specific (not by rule, just by choice of who goes there. If a white/black person attends a black/white church, they WILL be welcomed with open arms)
#2 people get all worked up over little poo.
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Male 242
Did you see any gorillas at the zoo?
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Male 978
dumb people.
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Male 2,085
Blacks have a whole different view on religious values. Just ask Jesse Jackson and his mistress.
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Male 1,610
give us back the guy who preaches unconditional love or people will die!
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Male 222
This is a fight about the churches money and who gets to pocket it. I wanted to see Pastor Ray roll up in his Bentley with his 20 man posse.
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Male 42
I thought it was a clip about a church? All i saw was a zoo.
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Male 257
i`ll be the first to say it. THEY ARE ALL BLACK. i can`t exactly say i`m surprised this happened.
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Female 21
Henderson..sorry TYPO...grrrr
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Male 193
It says "Sunday Schoo" on the bulletin... Ohhh the jokes that could be made.
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Female 21
@Donotmatthew....we must be close by..lol its bout 20 minutes from my house too. LOL I heard them say Fletcher, and thought...well...but then i heard Hendersong county...lol Didn`t know North Carolinians were supposed to act like this...LOL :)
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Female 3,001
eughhhh more Christian slating/bashing
cba
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Male 15,510
Lmao This is soooo wrong! new meme?
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Male 118
Organized religion? Naw, just niggas.
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Male 678
Religion does crazy things!
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Female 474
this is what happens when you ask religious people to make a decision without someone telling them what to think first.
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Male 2,796
Whatever happened to turning the other cheek and all that?
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Male 16
this place is 20 minutes from my house.
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Female 1,262
Link: Epic Church Brawl: Take That, Churchy [Rate Link] - Organized religion. `Nuff said.
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