Dumb Kid Falls Hard Off Escalator, Deserves It

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago Funny

Well that"s a great way to snap your ankles in front of dozens of mall shoppers and look like a total moron.
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Female 400
It was kinda cool until he smacked the floor.
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Female 88
Wait... Is that Justin Bieber??
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Male 1,598
Another one bites the dust! Bum Bum Bum. Another one bites the dust! And another one gone, and another one gone. Another one bites the dust!
Hey, I`m gonna get you too. Another one bites the dust
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Female 227
What was he planning to do when he got to the top of the escalator?
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Male 68
Ha. I love to watch people fail when they deserve it.
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Male 200
HA
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Male 383
Roosevelt Field Mall in Long Island near NYC. I`m calling it.
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Male 1,744
where`s nelson when you need him with a good round of HAW HAW!
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Female 72
I completely agree with BostonKaiser. We don`t need anymore idiots in this world than there already are.
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Female 44
my 11 year old sister couldn`t stop laughing...
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Male 1,204
Darwinism at work, my friends. Those are chromosomes we don`t need replicating.
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Male 52
Another canidate for the Darwin arwards...
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Female 407
I can`t breathe, I`m laughing so hard!
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Female 407
I can`t breathe, I`m laughing so hard!
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Male 14,330
@DixxyRarr

He`s a very handsome lady.
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Male 192
Thud....hahaha
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Female 614
i like how nobody, including his buddy, stopped to help him. you deserve it. that`s definitely not how an escalator was made to be ridden.
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Female 85
dude that was f***ing dumb lol hes so skinny thats why i bet his legs broke or his ankels
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Male 483
I laughed so hard when he hit the ground. What an idiot
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Male 14,330
Someone poke him with a stick or kick him in the nuts.
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Male 645
the ol` one hander no lander
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Female 2,674
He would be a hot lesbian.

That`s wrong... I`m sorry.
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Male 6,694
Mouth breather.
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Male 15,510
His parents must be so proud
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Male 382
@Diety:

Head could have hit his knee.
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Female 1,784
love how his friend doesnt care
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Male 23
Thats West Edmonton mall!
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Male 196
Wow, he fell 2 feet, and didn`t even hit his head. Either this is fake or the kid is a giant drama queen.
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Male 1,239
When I was a young douchebag we taped a friend eat poo on his bike and lay there. He always took poo too far and waited until someone called an amberlamps and then just stood up and slowly dragged his bike away without so much as a word. I think this kid is doing similar.
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Male 1,341
Shoulda PLF`d.
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Female 255
I was kind of hoping he would go splat against the wall up at the top... starting to think I watch too many coyote-roadrunner cartoons.
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Female 1,148
Kids are all douchebags at that age..
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Male 14
I`ve fell off a brick wall at nearly 8 feet, hit the side of the wall head first and was only knocked out for a brief moment.

That kid is a just a pussy. He didn`t even hit his head for drat sake.
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Male 275
what was his plan?
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Male 35
"He is now rendered impotent!"
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Male 377
I think he`s faking..
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Male 59
As soon as he opened his mouth I knew he was a drathead.
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Male 1,164
Wow, he fell, what, 6 feet tops? And landed on his feet? I`ve dropped 10-12 feet without rolling and walked away with nothing more than real sore ankles. And that was when I was as young and almost as stupid as this kid.

I tell you, I mourn this generation.
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Male 138
seemed like a fun ride until he fell.
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Male 1,834
lame
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Male 37,888
Potter Puppet Pals ... fer realz?

You don`t get out much, do you?
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Female 2,764
Doubt it was real because I don`t care who you are- you`d go see if he was ok!!!!!!
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Male 1,256
Out.
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Male 272
bap pap banap? what does he say at the beginning?
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Male 2,402
Sigh....Spiderman he`s not.
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Female 457
"i liked the part where he stopped moving! (theres a quote from a tv show or movie along those lines i cant remember right now)"

Potter Puppet Pals- Bothering Snape...


I know, I`m a nerd.
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Male 2,593
If I saw one of my friends fall and get knocked out, I think I`d put the camera down and help.
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Female 142
loooool
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Male 1,584
i liked the part where he stopped moving! (theres a quote from a tv show or movie along those lines i cant remember right now)
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Male 759
He learned a valuable lesson. You`ve got to have an exit strategy.
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Male 5,190
Shoulda held on longer.
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Female 280
Is it wrong that I laughed?
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Male 2,506
That`s what happens when you wear skinny jeans.
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Male 220
He must have done this before, except last time he fell on his head first. What a moron.
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Male 109
@NewYorkHippi regrettably that`s the norm, attractive yet stupid
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Male 266
Idiotfilter, troll harder. You know good and well your perception of humanity is not everyone else`s. By society`s standards, these people are poo people because of how they react to a fallen, possibly concussed child.
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Female 151
lamo the kid`s hot XD...too bad hes dumb as a doorknob.
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Male 319
Parents! Make your kids weird! Friends combined with cell-phone camcorders is a recipe for disasters like this one.
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Male 958
I want the belt if she gets the shoes. And wow I would of ended at around maybe past the garbage with that kinda flat rubber.
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Male 2,516
and they say humanity is getting smarter
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Male 3,915
"@idiotfilter I am not supporting the kid. He is a dumbass and most likely deserved to be hurt for his lack of thought. He simply wanted to show off, and it bit him in the ass.

The issue I take is at the people passing by. Maybe you should read what I wrote rather than jumping to conclusions."

you were upset at people just walking by....

the kid is a scenester...they have full reason to just walk by....it`s not like he matters to society....what is he gonna do? Come up with an even gay-er clothing line?
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Male 1,931
@idiotfilter I am not supporting the kid. He is a dumbass and most likely deserved to be hurt for his lack of thought. He simply wanted to show off, and it bit him in the ass.

The issue I take is at the people passing by. Maybe you should read what I wrote rather than jumping to conclusions.
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Female 2,120
If he`s dead I get his shoes
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Male 3,745
"Is the ground okay"

ofc not some random dumbass is laying on top of it...
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Male 151
Is it bad that I laughed at this? Seriously, what an idiot.
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Male 196
Natural selection will weed him out sooner than later.
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Male 3,915
ggolbez...you say they disgust you...

but he`s a scenester...

does this make you a scenester-supporter?

if so...we cannot be on the same comment page...please delete your comment...
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Male 1,931
He deserved it, no doubt. But you got to love how people just stopped, looked, "Meh" and walked on. Even the `friend` holding the camera just stood there for a while, just lightly saying, "Kyle", while he laid still on the ground. Not one person picking up a phone, not one even bending over to look at him.

I do believe this whole thing is staged, but I don`t think all the people in the mall can be staged. Their reactions just piss me the drat off. People disgust me, they always have and always will.
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Male 16
That "thud" gets more and more satisfying every time I see this.
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Male 722
If you keep repeating it at 13 seconds, it looks like he broke his left arm. Still a dumbass though.
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Female 255
What a showoff. A fall from that height won`t knock you out. What a dumbass.
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Male 341
Is the ground okay
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Male 2,229
kick him while he`s down, to make sure he really is `out`...damn moron.
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Male 1,523
totally staged that wasn`t a very far drop. At all.
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Male 228
Beiber look alikes, finally offing themselves.
Btw i think this is in somerset in michigan.
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Male 1,081
Does a fall that high really do that to you?
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Male 234
Faker/He planned it.
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Male 48
And people still deny natural selection...
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Male 36
he planned that
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Female 1,894
iiiiiiidoit
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Male 3,076
0:05 "Awesome it works"
0:08 "Hell yeah I`m so cool!"
0:10 "Oh, drat how do I get off this?"
0:12 "Jump?"
0:14 "AAAAAAH WTF!!! WHY DID I DO THIS"
0:17 "Damn that was stupid"
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Male 37
kyle always does stuff like this...gaw.
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Female 60
Damn hipsters...
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Male 109
I`d imagine it was part of the the whole thing- the cameraman obviously knew him, and he wouldn`t just keep walking around not helping him
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Male 2,390
tard
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Male 626
Lol. Like 6 people just walked by him laying on the floor.
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Male 7,585
god, i remember doing stuff like this as a kid. i never fell though.
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Male 292
and i have a hunch he was acting like he was knocked out, im sure that was the whole point of the stunt
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Male 292
im sure someone has already said this but damn he looks a lot like justin bieber
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Male 38
He dropped like twelve~sixteen feet and he looked like he landed on his feet and this somehow knocked him out? Unless he has epilepsy I don`t think he should be doing anything like that if he can`t take a hit or two.
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Male 787
It`s like he didn`t even try to land gracefully. He didn`t put his hands down or anything.
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Male 1,587
how the heck did he manage to knock himself out? If you are going to do stupid schtuff at least learn how to fall yeah?
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Female 850
hahaha it knocked him out cold! i dont think he thought about how he was going to get down..
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Male 407
Lol how did he expect to get up
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Male 1,196
i liked the part where he stopped breathing
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Male 931
Hope it hurt, you little s*&t.
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Male 515
Almost as funny and pathetic as the women who fell into the fountain.
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Male 683
lol, little hipster poo.
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Male 143
Dingleberry goes SPLAT
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Female 695
problem is, he needed to crush his nuts in such a way that he cannot spread his genetic material into the future stupid kids of the world.
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Male 3,472
"And now excepting the Academy Award for `Dumbest Dumbass in a Mall, Kyle!" "Let`s hear it for Kyle!"
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Male 198
You guys are being too harsh. He`s just a little hoodlum practicing some healthy rebellion. Too bad he`s lacking in the Brains area.
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Male 573
Nature at work.
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Male 670
lol his name is kyle too
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Male 2,441
Hah What would we do without dumbass people for entertainment?
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Female 876
What was he going to do that the top anyway? Idiot.
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Female 240
WHAT DID HE THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
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Male 1
Retarded little bastard deserved this. His parents should be punished for this.
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Male 44
is that Justin Beiber?
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Female 723
BAHAHA! That`s probably the meanest comment I`ve ever written, and it`s also my 666th.

Okay, I`m done.
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Female 723
I love how everyone is like, "Really, do we have to check on him?"
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Male 639
Dumbass, you have two hands for a reason, use both of them. I`m so gonna do this though.
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Male 37,888
And Kyle loses points for a poor dismount


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Male 493
@kribbe... I`m sorry but isn`t that what this sites built on.
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Male 493
Coulda dive rolled. And... why the hell didn`t he just take it all the way up.
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Male 2,096
Kid`s 10 seconds of fame are over. Totally manipulated.
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Male 25,416
Not sure if its real or fake
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Male 5,314
either he`s a little bitch and actually hurt himself (one can only hope) or he`s just doing another stupid thing to get MORE attention.
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Male 1,548
shame that it wasn`t a landing that would qualify him for the Darwin awards.
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Male 1,596
not very clever
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Male 531
Why do i wana punch him in the face so much?
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Male 2,005
stupidity should never be rewarded with attention
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Female 1,330
Link: Dumb Kid Falls Hard Off Escalator, Deserves It [Rate Link] - Well that`s a great way to snap your ankles in front of dozens of mall shoppers and look like a total moron.
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