Dude, They Sell Portable Bike Locks Now [Pic]

Submitted by: webbys 6 years ago in Weird

Then again, who"s going to steal this guy"s bicycle like this?
There are 39 comments:
Female 934
Oh my
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Male 687
safest bike ever
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Female 5,222
oww DX
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Male 2,579
I love how the comments always degrade into religious arguments
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Male 38,468
Tharnambular - [quote]circumcision isn`t strictly religious it`s just hygienic [/quote]

Soap and Water is hygienic.
Cutting off parts of your body is barbaric.

And yes, I am nasty. Thank you for noticing. ;-)
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Male 6,694
I think I would rather just have a burger.
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Female 3,574
how the hell?
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Female 154
So apparently Keith 2 has no idea what he is talking about; and has no idea he has no idea.
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Female 29
let it hang! :D
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Male 479
the flames on the saddle are awesome. everything else is dumb. do these people have nothing better to do than put red silk bibs on and do stupid things with their cheeks?
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Male 351
oops, restard of firefox with this page open seems to have resubmitted my last message, sorry about that people.
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Male 351
the bicycle? nobody, but he has no way of protecting his wallet like that. something the guy on the left is thinking about when the picture was taken, you can see it in his eyes.
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Female 185
That made me flinch. Still not as bad as the chicks who place metal bands around their neck so as to elongate it though... *shudders*
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Male 3,076
wtf?
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Male 2,441
Why? Please tell me why.
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Male 137
it`s a "fixie" - he`s a hipster religious dude
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Male 2,988
okay, not lets see you ride it smart guy
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Female 535
I don`t understand how they got the bike in his mouth. They must have taken the bar out and put it through and put it back on the bike. Very odd.
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Male 2,005
@tharnambular: circumcised or not, it has been proven that they are just as hygienic as one who isn`t circumcised
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Male 1,598
ouch... people are just weird
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Male 2,592
wednesday_52:"Tharnambular.....are you f-ing kidding me? Thats basically saying girls that aren`t circumcised are "nasty". You`re EXTREMELY misinformed. If you wash yourself - your clean. If you dont - "you be nasty"...."

Never knew chicks get circumcised till that post.. sooo.. i googled it, turns out 2 out of every 3 chicks NEED THAT SURGERY. (the labia majoris removal kind, not the bad african kind) Cuz some of yall nedens look like a dog chewed on it. Yea it might be clean n funky fresh.. but damn, come on.
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Male 69
Ill steal it
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Female 155
Tharnambular.....are you f-ing kidding me? Thats basically saying girls that aren`t circumcised are "nasty". You`re EXTREMELY misinformed. If you wash yourself - your clean. If you dont - "you be nasty"....
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Male 531
What?
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Female 678
i wanna know how he did it and he dude to his left does look like Harold.
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Male 15,510
"how did he get his cheek there? wtf? "

He is the ONE
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Male 71
dude circumcision isn`t strictly religious it`s just hygienic =/ geese gerry. you be nasty!
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Male 426
how did he get his cheek there? wtf?
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Male 3,894
look to his left. Harold from Harold and Kumar
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Male 639
Can someone explain how this happened? I get that there is a bike in his cheek but I don`t see how it got to that point on the bike.
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Male 25,416
Gross
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Male 38,468
This is not the craziest thing I`ve seen religious people do.

Is a Bike through the cheek any crazier than eating "the body of christ"?

And it`s less crazy as circumcision. I mean the bike can be removed for chopping parts of your peepee off is permanent.
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Male 247
EEEEEDIOT!!!!
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Male 76
Those body mod guys are just SO stupid. They should all invest a little time into therapy instead of wasting all this time figuring out how to rip and tear apart their bodies.
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Male 1,195
It`s got no chain or pedals, I don`t need or want it, but I`d still try to yank it out just to be a dick.
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Male 351
plus, look at where his hand is located, he is already in the process of stealing that wallet!
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Male 351
the bicycle? nobody, but he has no way of protecting his wallet like that. something the guy on the left is thinking about when the picture was taken, you can see it in his eyes.
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Female 142
wat
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Female 15
Link: Dude, They Sell Portable Bike Locks Now [Pic] [Rate Link] - Then again, who`s going to steal this guy`s bicycle like this?
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