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Date: 02/01/11 02:14 PM

39 Responses to Dude, They Sell Portable Bike Locks Now [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of webbys
    webbys Female 40-49
    15 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    Link: Dude, They Sell Portable Bike Locks Now - Then again, who`s going to steal this guy`s bicycle like this?
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    w31rd0 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    wat
  3. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    the bicycle? nobody, but he has no way of protecting his wallet like that. something the guy on the left is thinking about when the picture was taken, you can see it in his eyes.
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    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    plus, look at where his hand is located, he is already in the process of stealing that wallet!
  5. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    It`s got no chain or pedals, I don`t need or want it, but I`d still try to yank it out just to be a dick.
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    evanstonian8 Male 40-49
    76 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    Those body mod guys are just SO stupid. They should all invest a little time into therapy instead of wasting all this time figuring out how to rip and tear apart their bodies.
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    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    EEEEEDIOT!!!!
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    This is not the craziest thing I`ve seen religious people do.

    Is a Bike through the cheek any crazier than eating "the body of christ"?

    And it`s less crazy as circumcision. I mean the bike can be removed for chopping parts of your peepee off is permanent.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    Gross
  10. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    Can someone explain how this happened? I get that there is a bike in his cheek but I don`t see how it got to that point on the bike.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    look to his left. Harold from Harold and Kumar
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    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    how did he get his cheek there? wtf?
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    Tharnambular Male 13-17
    71 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    dude circumcision isn`t strictly religious it`s just hygienic =/ geese gerry. you be nasty!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    "how did he get his cheek there? wtf? "

    He is the ONE
  15. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    i wanna know how he did it and he dude to his left does look like Harold.
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    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    What?
  17. Profile photo of wednesday_52
    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
    155 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    Tharnambular.....are you f-ing kidding me? Thats basically saying girls that aren`t circumcised are "nasty". You`re EXTREMELY misinformed. If you wash yourself - your clean. If you dont - "you be nasty"....
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    Subfighter88 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    Ill steal it
  19. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    wednesday_52:"Tharnambular.....are you f-ing kidding me? Thats basically saying girls that aren`t circumcised are "nasty". You`re EXTREMELY misinformed. If you wash yourself - your clean. If you dont - "you be nasty"...."

    Never knew chicks get circumcised till that post.. sooo.. i googled it, turns out 2 out of every 3 chicks NEED THAT SURGERY. (the labia majoris removal kind, not the bad african kind) Cuz some of yall nedens look like a dog chewed on it. Yea it might be clean n funky fresh.. but damn, come on.
  20. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    ouch... people are just weird
  21. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 9:43 pm
    @tharnambular: circumcised or not, it has been proven that they are just as hygienic as one who isn`t circumcised
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    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 10:11 pm
    I don`t understand how they got the bike in his mouth. They must have taken the bar out and put it through and put it back on the bike. Very odd.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:30 pm
    okay, not lets see you ride it smart guy
  24. Profile photo of shepherd
    shepherd Male 30-39
    137 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 12:13 am
    it`s a "fixie" - he`s a hipster religious dude
  25. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 12:54 am
    Why? Please tell me why.
  26. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 1:39 am
    wtf?
  27. Profile photo of Skittzo
    Skittzo Female 18-29
    185 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 2:07 am
    That made me flinch. Still not as bad as the chicks who place metal bands around their neck so as to elongate it though... *shudders*
  28. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 4:12 am
    the bicycle? nobody, but he has no way of protecting his wallet like that. something the guy on the left is thinking about when the picture was taken, you can see it in his eyes.
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    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 4:12 am
    oops, restard of firefox with this page open seems to have resubmitted my last message, sorry about that people.
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    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 4:26 am
    the flames on the saddle are awesome. everything else is dumb. do these people have nothing better to do than put red silk bibs on and do stupid things with their cheeks?
  31. Profile photo of Mashi
    Mashi Female 18-29
    29 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 5:44 am
    let it hang! :D
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    imlaramarie Female 18-29
    154 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 6:21 am
    So apparently Keith 2 has no idea what he is talking about; and has no idea he has no idea.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 7:34 am
    how the hell?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 7:42 am
    I think I would rather just have a burger.
  35. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 9:26 am
    Tharnambular - circumcision isn`t strictly religious it`s just hygienic

    Soap and Water is hygienic.
    Cutting off parts of your body is barbaric.

    And yes, I am nasty. Thank you for noticing. ;-)
  36. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    I love how the comments always degrade into religious arguments
  37. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 2, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    oww DX
  38. Profile photo of skytz1337
    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 11:47 am
    safest bike ever
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 27, 2011 at 5:31 am
    Oh my

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