Drunken Chav Loses It On A Train

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in

A drunken chav (is there any other kind) starts screaming and shouting on a train after our night out in London.
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Male 36
All I heard was something about platform 9 and 3 quarters
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Male 214
Bullocks!
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Female 84
Loooool! "you going to go meet Lambrini?" and from her "You`re from Colchester yeah? you fink I`m BOVVERD!"
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Male 5,413
Ah man I wouldn`t care. I`d punch her so hard in the face. Essex finest export XD
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Male 479
get thee to a nunnery
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Male 259
I`m more annoyed by their feet on the seats. You`ll probably see her again in a Ben Dover video in a couple of years. Reach for the skies, my Little Princess.
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Male 1,256
Hahaha that was very entertaining! She`s gonna HATE herself in the morning.
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Male 626
God. Chavs are like american ghetto people and guidos combined. D:
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Male 1,598
Where`s Sean Connery when you need him.
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Male 541
Female chavs = millys.

At least that`s what they call `em in Northern Ireland.
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Female 2,927
some one knock her out so she`d shut up.
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Male 749
Sadly, about 10% of the girls in my year are like this. :|

Chav guys are pale with shaved heads and chav girls are orange.

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Male 4,680
"is a chav kind of like a british snookie?"

Sort of. Chavs are more violent, aggressive and pale though.
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Male 101
seriously? Some people think she looks decent? She looks horrid. Snooki looks better than that. Kind of a cross between a dog and a monkey.
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Male 3,060
WHY! WHY do cameras shut off right when things start getting interesting!
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Male 2,376
hahaha wow.. her pant6s and jacket match perfectly!!!
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Male 168
Holy hell! Why wouldn`t these dudes just stop provoking her? The whole video I just wanted someone to get in her face and tell her to shut her effing mouth (yet I know this would only make matters worse).
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Female 113
lol stupid sket in her lonsdale... i enjoyed the part at the beginning when they started talking about lambrini and she got so annoyed hahaha
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Male 190
she would be cute if she kept her mouth shut. Thats a horrible accent.
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Male 621
She`s fit.
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Male 126
Awe, did the guy run out of memory or battery? Why did he stop filming?!
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Male 230
to be honest, funny as this is, it`s what i see every weekend on the night bus.
classic dregs of society.
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Female 251
Burton Ian....yes, I guess it is! Apart from chavs are probably worse...!
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Male 200
@zombunny... have you ever been on a bus in NYC? or a subway... or a taxi... like... ever?
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Male 573
Typical scummy chav.
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Female 2,525
Well at least my country isn`t the only one with crazy people riding public transportation.
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Female 2,027
after a night out? do you mean drinking in hyde park? bunch of skanks
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Male 815
is a chav kind of like a british snookie?
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Male 1,678
Just watching this again, its shocking how spot on the Vicky Pollard and Lauren Cooper characters are.
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Male 483
I`ve been in a similar situation myself, and it is just as funny when it is aimed at you. That is of course assuming you can decipher the bullsh*t they tend to come out with.

It`s the guys that you`ve got to worry about really, I`ve seen this sort of thing get stupidly violent.
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Male 605
Also, No sh*t @fagballs, because everyone assumes these are the only people in the UK.
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Male 605
Meh. Ned`s are worse. They have .buckie
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Female 3,598
somebody just knock her the f*ck out. jesus.
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Male 50
i see the jermy kyle guests made it safely on the train
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Male 110
Omg! I didn`t drating realise someone was filming me! drat sake I will drating drat them up!
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Male 182
I was always told it was: Council Housed And Violent
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Male 395
CHArmless Vagrant!
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Female 155
These type of people used to populate the UK a few years ago, thankfully they are a dying breed. The amount of sh*t you`d get for just walking by them was ridiculous.
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Male 28
I feel I should mention, not all youths in the UK act/sound like this. Maybe more in London, but in southern England most conversations start or end with `Dude` or `Man`, but definitely not spoken with a kinda heavy "cockney" accent, nor a posh british gentleman-like accent. It`s more or less a neutral blend of British and Californian or something. Just sayin`.
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Male 239
Fatninja, essentially a chav is: a tracksuit, violent, loud, abusive, listens to music from the hood, wishes they were from the hood, acts like they`re from the hood, usually a parent before 20. Another general sh*t stain that Britain has to put up with
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Male 3,147
@AaronianKen

yeah....I bet the next lazy dumb twat does it before long though.
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Female 579
Chav doesn`t really stand for anything. It means basically, antisocial white kids who try to dress gangster and fail horribly. They drink crappy alcohol and lots of it, stagger around and generally act ridiculous.
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Female 178
haha yes yes, a true butterface
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Male 440
Her world view is so screwed up. She can find as much fault as she likes with everyone else but anyone who critisises her has stepped over the line. "You don`t know me" does not mean anything. Why do I need to know you yo know drunken screaming on a train is wrong?
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Male 25,417
call me dumb but what does chav stand for
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Male 153
Dear Britain, please start importing more than delicious ales, e.g. your curse words and derogatory terms. They`re just so much fun to say. Sincerely, the US
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Female 1,006
roflcopter

She is the definition of a butterface. I keep thinking that she`s rather pretty... then she turns around. D:
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Male 101
to all the people who are asking what chavs are: there have been about 5 definitions in this comment section, look before you post guys!
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Male 3,619
"don`t get rude to me" is a weird sentence..
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Male 759
IAFYM, join the club. Welcome to the world of Youtube and camera phones.
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Female 136
urgh! its people like her that give us all a bad name.
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Male 311
thank you dover... stiff upper lip you british chaps, no ones blamin yahhhh
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Male 3,076
XD and they say weed makes you psychotic.
I can take a 17 hour train ride with some annoying kids while high and never snap at them.
Drunk looser is drunk.

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Male 164
Someone should have just pants her, seemed to calm the last angry transit screamer.
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Male 224
America this is why you`re...oh wait.
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Male 1,442
[Tn11: "are ya tryin ta mug me off ya?" ok, what exactly is "mugging someone off" mean?] - It means they are deliberately insulting to her.

Ok, to clear it up once and for all:

Chav = A Guido attuded with a dash of White Trash standards, but they are trying to be gangster with cheap fake jewlry and crappy 5th hand transport suited to look sporty.
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Male 373
people actually talk like this?
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Male 1,587
"are ya tryin ta mug me off ya?" ok, what exactly is "mugging someone off" mean?

jeeze, some English blokes think [quote]we`re[/quote] the ones screwing up their language... I think there are plenty of people we can agree to blame that on, right?
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Male 2,591
its funny when they actually do get hit after egging a man on to do it
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Male 257
@the windy chavs are more like wiggers than white trash.
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Male 493
Someone please tell me exactly what a chav is.
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Female 1,203
aw, so a chav come from Gypsies, and since everybody hates gypsies it is now a derogatory term for nasty people? Am I basically understanding this? I love all slang words :D they make life colorful!
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Female 328
Hey, Europe? Can we trade? I`ll give you our Snookis AND our Situations if you send us a boatload of your chavviest chavs. They`re adorable.
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Female 1,589
Is a Chav the UK version of White Trash or Redneck?
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Female 1,234
given if I had rotton any tomatoes, of course....


OOOHHH fark!!! I Errored, I meant to say "Given if I had any rotten tomatos, of course...LOL ooppss
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Male 323
its like pygmalion
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Male 2,988
the accent + the humilating behavior = many lulz
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Female 1,234
NOW, If she didn`t want people to laugh at her, then she shouldn`t act like the village`s drunken idiot....I would of thrown rotton tomatoes at her...given if I had rotton any tomatoes, of course....
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Male 493
Hahaha, dumb drunk.
What`s a chav?
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Male 2,593
what? I only understood every 10th word of that
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Male 1,249
"What is a Chav?"

A British version of Snooki? No clue man.
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Male 2,528
What is a Chav?
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Male 848
Why is her being female a reason to not hit her?
The fact she`s drunk as all drat and is more likely to piss herself than hurt somebody is a reason.
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Male 1,678
Hahaha At one point she actually says "Bovvered". Methinks madame may have consumed too much Frosty Jacks. Its always girl chavs who act like this in these situations, cause the boys would just get the sweet living christ kicked out of them. Sort of feel sorry for her friend though, she seemed like a gentle chav.
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Male 39,561
remember when the english were famous for
their cool dignity and calm restraint?

I miss those days.
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Female 1,894
that kid is really cute why is he with this messy chick?
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Male 506
*Sigh*

Can`t we just lock them all into a self-preservating jobs in factories and so on with all their social needs and homes just to keep these people happy? They never want to move anywhere else.

Half of these arguements are pointless, it is just a simple social `power` game to these scum.

Guess this is the life, living in `justice` and `democracy`.

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Female 685
Chavs are why nobody wears Burberry in London anymore, or anywhere in the UK. You should check out My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding on 4OD, (channel4.co.uk) Not the same as chavs but the word used to mean baby or child to gypsies.
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Male 76
Just another quite night in London Town.
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Male 109
Chav Shore? ...I see the future of MTV.
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Male 3,477
Throw Mama from the train. If she was fat and ugly would they tolerate that crap? Wait till she gets a load of herself when she sobers up and someone asks her if she`s seen youtube lately.
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Female 131
I thought chav was the same as hipster, but I suppose not.
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Male 7,378
This video is one second too long.
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Male 1,744
nevermind, google is my friend. And brits no longer get to make fun of us for jersey shore....ok, nevermind, yes they do, everyone does
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Male 1,744
what`s a chav?
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Male 496
SHAT IT YOU CANT!!!
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Male 2,436
Just stick something in her mouth to shut her up.
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Female 3,001
and as i was saying Britain is brill because of the standard of class us norms carry...
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Female 259
I could watch this all day just because of the lovely accent.
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Male 10,855
Naughty girl needs a spanking!
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Male 1,196
someone should have hit her.
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Male 977
if i had a penny for every time i`ve been in this scenario i`d be a rich man ( i live in SE London)
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Male 39,561
keep this in mind the next time you judge some poor bloke after he`s accused of domestic violence.

I don`t think a man should ever hit a woman.
but that`s not a woman. That`s a child throwing a trantrum. Alcohol is just her excuse for the trantrum. She needs spanked like a naughty child.
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Male 1,598
Where`s Sean Connery when you need him.
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Male 1,357
yay for england :)
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Male 718
I love all the strong guys behind their computer spouting off about how they would have hit her and split her lip open LOL.. you wouldnt have done ANYTHING and you know it. thats why your typing on the computer. your not OUT to experience poo like this :P
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Male 30
urghh makes me embarrassed to live in the uk. chavs are all talk, only strong in numbers and would rather just knife you than fight it out. its a drating disgrace.
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Male 12,365
[quote]What`s a chav?[/quote]

Someone devoid of style, charm or class. Often drunk. Often violent. Rarely employed or employable.

For the USA, I think the equivalent would be the bottom end of trailer trash.
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Female 1,652
If she did that on my side of town, she`d be bald and her face would resemble hamburger meat.
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Male 2,440
I would`ve popped her reeeeeeal good. I`m almost sad that I wasn`t on the train becuase I would`ve shut her the fûck up lickity split.
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Male 1,313
meh, just kick her in the twat.
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Female 1,515
I dunno what happened, seems like she just wanted an apology, but er yeah seemed excessive x.x Although it`s easy to get angry when people are laughing at you when you`re upset...
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Female 331
B1tch be crazy
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Male 931
Even if someone decked her I wouldn`t blame them.
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Female 282
So these are the people that american white trash descend from...
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Male 683
lol, mean person = bunt - b + c
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Male 226
British snookie anyone?
lmfao
atleast she tried to apologize.
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Male 683
She`s a mean person. However, she has a british accent, so, that makes her more proper than the mean persons of the usa.
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Male 2,229
this space cadet from hicksville?
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Male 3,745
"What`s a chav?"

just think of a random black guy...

on a different note people kill me letting girls hit them when they did nothing wrong...

im a christian but i believe that if you show me you have the ability to fight then you are fair game...
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Male 2,441
Jeez grow up child. I like how everyone else is "rude" even though she is in their face.
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Male 101
Damn what a poo head, that`s what we call white trash in the U.S.
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Male 25
The uk`s slang is far superior to ours
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Female 196
I love the commentry... "I swear on my mothers life" "do you know your mother...." quality
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Male 2,402
English "chav" = Polynesian "tita".

Polynesian society it is permissible to smack a tita when out of line.
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Male 79
@ fnkychkn

British trailer trash would me a gypsy or a pikey :)
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Male 540
Ugh.
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Male 79
for non UK folk... a chav is basically someone like her... wears tracksuites speak like her.. they are violent and cheap they hang around in groups and cause trouble... this video is a prime example. ive heard chav stands for Council house and violence but also ive chattam chavs and cheshire averages. either way.. every one but chavs hate chavs. hope this helps
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Female 857
Somebody needs five minutes on the naughty step...
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Male 2,056
bitch please
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Male 716
Naw, ye`ve nae been tae glasgae yet mate..
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Female 455
Ah, chavs. So dignified, so eloquent, so refined. Her voice makes me want to kill kittens.
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Male 1,116
What`s a chav?
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Female 3
Good ol` Essex chavs... gotta love em xx
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Female 855
British trailer trash. gawd.
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Male 20,827
Link: Drunken Chav Loses It On A Train [Rate Link] - A drunken chav (is there any other kind) starts screaming and shouting on a train after our night out in London.
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