Drunk Man Eats Napkin At Denny`s

Submitted by: VictoryRider 6 years ago in Funny

Oddly enough, it was the best thing that came out of the kitchen that night.
There are 31 comments:
Male 2,592
dude, the scary part is he was probably driving home
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Male 270
NOM NOM NOM NOM!
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Male 25,416
sometimes it tastes better
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Male 6,693
Now thats hungry.
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Female 2,674
Maybe he was just pretending to have a tea party... But seriously, get that man a refill! How frustrating for him.
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Male 237
looks more like he`s on E
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Male 58
there all a bunch of arseholes. poor guy
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Male 304
@pootio

the disease pica:

Causes

The scant research that has been done on the causes of pica suggests that the disorder is a specific appetite caused by mineral deficiency in many cases, such as iron deficiency, which sometimes is a result of celiac disease[4] or hookworm infection.


personal note: ohhhh,so thats why he licks so oftem his fork and spoon...to get the iron in them...
ohhhhh....

...respect...
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Male 696
The only way this vid would have been better is if the guy had calmly stood up, come over to the kids table, and attacked them all with a fork.
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Female 423
methinks pootio needs to get laid - soon
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Male 1,116
At least put some ketchup on it.
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Male 39,921
pootio.... I googled it as suggested.

Despite my limited mental capacity I did manage to remember to click on the link.

PICA - Portland Institute for Contemporary Art

So, what`s your point?
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Male 1,313
Is Pootio another word for c#nt? Me thinks so.
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Male 44
@pootio It`s not pica, as he is trying to eat something off of his silverware which isn`t there and drinking from an empty glass. If he had pica, he`d be trying to chew on and eat his fork/spoon/cup, etc.

Stop using google; it`s not doing you any favors, you pretentious knob.
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Female 220
I`ve done this but on accident and also do believe I had Pica when I was a child. I would play outside just to eat dirt.
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Male 106
Its obvious the guy suffers from some form of mental sickness, as do many of the people who posted here thinking the guy was drunk.

Let me just leave this hint here for the less educated...

1. Go to Google (As many of you have it open in a tab already cause you fail at life)

2. Search Pica.

3. Click on the link (Many retards forget this part)

4. Read it.

Congrats, you know what Pica is now.
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Female 3,598
wow... that guy is DRUNK!!! how do you eat a napkin and not notice something is wrong? i think he tries to eat it like four times!
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Male 2,150
He`ll be able to poo and wipe at the same time.
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Male 2,150
A study by [email protected] in the 70s found that toilet paper was more nutritious than Wonder Bread but that Wonder Bread was more absorbent than toilet paper. Dude`s just getting his roughage.
Frikken love the laughs. Obviously (napkin eater) isn`t the only imbiber in the joint
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Male 405
Drunk man is a cool guy and doesn`t afraid of anything.
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Female 423
Loved the black guy`s laugh, made the watching the video worthwhile.
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Female 282
Lmfao I think he`s actually sleeping....
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Male 15,510
The more I see it the most I think he was drunk enough to think just to give them something to laugh at
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Female 8,043
how could he eat his napkin with no drink? call the manager! now!
did anyone else think he was blind? i did for a second or two.
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Male 39,921
I had no idea anyone was watching me
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Male 907
Enjin, QFT.
This video makes me feel sorry for the man who is just trying to enjoy his napkin. :(
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Male 244
Denry`s, apperently.
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Male 378
well they were talking loud enough for him to hear. i bet he just did it for that very reason. i would do it if i knew they were talking about me. let`s give him a show.
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Male 118
lol wow
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Male 802
Wow... I could deal with a drunk guy quietly eating his napkin, but I`d have a hard time not punching those cackling kids in the face.
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Male 1,461
Link: Drunk Man Eats Napkin At Denny`s [Rate Link] - Oddly enough, it was the best thing that came out of the kitchen that night.
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