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Date: 02/13/11 09:00 AM

22 Responses to Do Not Use Jonathan Hao`s Bathroom Towel [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
    320 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 8:40 am
    Link: Do Not Use Jonathan Hao`s Bathroom Towel - Trust me, I didn`t read this note and found out the hard way...
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 9:08 am
    Why is his penis yellow and black...?
  3. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 9:44 am
    @mervviscious
    Why is his penis yellow and black...?

    It`s not yellow and black, it`s black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 10:15 am
    hah, bad times
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    gibnathrower Female 18-29
    38 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 10:29 am
    I hate when people don`t think things through before writing...that "S" is pathetic!
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    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 10:35 am
    i don2t get it :$
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    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 10:36 am
    Passive-aggressive dick...he`s just asking for that towel to be crammed in the toilet and pissed on.
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    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 10:56 am
    Thank you so hard Aus10816
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 11:28 am
    Does he rub his penis all over his moisturising soap too?
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    spankmywilly Female 18-29
    41 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 11:33 am
    Why did he have to write penis in yellow :\
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    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 11:36 am
    kingpong

    x2 XD
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Oh, how did this itching powder find its way onto your towel?
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    rx7_mastr Male 13-17
    115 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    it;s funny how he started running out of room to put penis and almost didn`t get it on there lol
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    for the same reason?
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    "Why did he have to write penis in yellow :\ "

    Because he`s asian??
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    His penis is so long it almost didn`t fit.
  17. Profile photo of Darkalen
    Darkalen Male 40-49
    411 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    Answering note: "No worries, I rub your towel all over my penis BEFORE I shower."
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    Hrm...Hao is a Chinese name so this is probably the first time he had difficulty fitting his penis somewhere.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36872 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    Answering note: "Showering? I thought it was a trick towel for clean up after sex."
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 11:24 pm
    @Darkalen HAHAHAH Eeeewww
  21. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:17 am
    oops i`ve been using that towel to catch my nut all this time
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    XD

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