Difference Between Regular and Geek Wives [Pic]

Submitted by: cobrakiller 6 years ago Funny

This is why it is imperative that you guys need to marry a geek.
There are 46 comments:
Female 512
@missPWNAGE I actually had this dream (alien baby bursting out of my stomach) when I was pregnant with #3. It was a really cool dream. And it`d be kind of cool in an abstract `oooh look at the baby sticking it`s head out of my stomach!" kind of way (not so good in a `death from uncontrollable bleeding & shock` kind of way though). As it happens, I had a c-section & have a photo of said baby with her head sticking out of my stomach. It`s *really* cool.
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Female 1,264
@missPWNAGE

I would. But I`m to smart to reproduce anyway.
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Female 4,039
I thought it said Greek wives and then I was like, huh?
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Male 15,510
Lol, do woman really prefer that to natural birth?
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Male 6,694
What ever you say baby.
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Female 14
@ missPWNAGE: I`m a woman. I`d say that. It WOULD be awesome.
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Male 1,834
what ??
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Female 728
Awesome, I love SMBC. :D
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Female 298
... lol... but no woman would EVER say that...
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Male 493
It was okay.
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Female 582
@duffytoler

Imagine the movie "Alien."

Now imagine that it`s a violent, crazy baby instead.

*SPOILER ALERT*

I dunno about you guys, but that was my favorite part of Twilight.
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Male 25,416
true true
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Female 277
@elkingo,
Lighten up don`t such an avatar nazi
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Male 628
yes, i like this
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Male 4,290
Swastika avatars are inappropriate. You may well be a Buddhist Norris, in which case it is unfortunate that your symbol was appropriated by the Nazis. You are welcome to use a more overtly Buddhist symbol such as the one elkingo linked, but the one you used is a Nazi symbol which you clearly know since you were using the thumbnail trick.
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Male 5,194
Be awesome to die? Not sure I get this one.
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Female 160
I dunno if this has been noticed yet, but the skin-tone differences are kind of confusing me.
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Male 3,076
XD nice
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Male 2,988
geeks ftw
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Male 531
Ha sweet
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Male 795
"What`s up with the Nazi dude?"

I see a stick figure flailing his arms.
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Female 1,008
I read this as "greek wife," and I was confused.
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Male 1,548
Now that the Swastika conversation is over, can we go back to discussing how awesome geeky girls are?
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Male 976
What`s up with the Nazi dude?
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Male 28
@elkingo... tried to embiggen it before I posted and couldn`t read it. After your reply, I clicked on your profile. I could read it then. Also other stuff, which tells me that we would get along just fine IRL.

I just have a hard time resisting the role of Devil`s Advocate. Especially when I am deflating arrogant ignorance. Not the case with you, I see. But I still defend anyone`s right to have anything as an avatar. Who knows what means what to who?

BTW... my great-great grandfather... Civil War. Great-grandfather... Spanish-American War. Grandfather... WWI. Father... WWII. Me... Vietnam. My daughter... well, thank God somebody finally got some sense. But we all did our thing fully expecting someone to `take advantage` of liberty. You fight for freedom, expect freedom... and don`t roll over in your grave when it`s used.
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Male 1,011
Tch..stupid IAB, censoring my manji.

From now on im gonna whine at every single cross I see.

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Male 1,011
@elkingo

Because im from Texas I cant be a Buddhist? Ill be sure to let the rest of us know.

idiot.
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Male 5,620
appledoc, I imagine you didn`t take the time to translate the Latin in the logo in my avatar.

oh, and btw: skull =/= swastika
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Male 28
@ elkingo - "Really... A swastika is allowed to be an avatar pic? My grandfather included, a lot of WWII vets would roll over in their grave. Such a disgrace."

It sure is. It`s just horrible... unlike your skull avatar, which just SCREAMS peace, love and life. Oh, hey, waitaminnit. Didn`t those swatika wearers have skulls all over their s**t too? Rollin` your grandpa a bit yourself, aren`t ya?

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Male 5,620
Lol Volsunga, Yes -- I walked right into that.
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Male 1,548
Elkingo got epically trolled.
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Male 5,620
The swastika was the official emblem of the Nazi Party, and is sometimes used by modern Neo-Nazis.

Also, I suppose this flag was flown diagonally?

Also, wouldn`t either of these be more socially appropriate Hindu symbols?









Or these for Buddhism?





Na, I guess use a symbol that is more associated with a social stigmata. Silly stupid me.
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Male 838
<-- Is dating a geek. Yes, they are better.
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Male 1,598
Regular wife = Paler than husband
Geek wife = Darker than husband

Kind of breaks the stereotype...
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Male 5,620
Yeah, because the southern US is loaded with Hindus and Buddhists.
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Male 87
@elkingo
Your ignorance astounds me. It could just as easily be the Hindu or buddhist symbol for peace and judging by its lack of rotation I would guess it is.
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Male 5,620
Really... A swastika is allowed to be an avatar pic? My grandfather included, a lot of WWII vets would roll over in their grave.

Such a disgrace.
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Female 151
lmao geeks are awesome :)
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Male 1,011
I like when his stuff is linked..BUT THEY ALWAYS FORGET THE HIDDEN COMIC! :(


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Male 1,548
point taken, proposing ASAP.
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Male 2,033
SMBC is right above IAB in my list of links,
Not that I mind seeing Zach`s comics twice.
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Male 14
How did this manage to get posted?
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Male 407
geeks rule!
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Male 483
That seems more like normal vs. brutal wife.

I`ll take (almost) anything but normal, please
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Female 676
:D
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Male 7,585
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