Creepy Self Portrait, Literally [Pic]

Submitted by: MidoriBug 6 years ago in

This self-portrait was done by artist Michael Platnic with acrylic.
There are 43 comments:
Male 371
SUPER MEAT MAN!
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Male 2,619
Moby!
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Male 53
reminds me of... bacon
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Female 17
Ew, Shoulder hair.
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Female 1,894
nasty!
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Male 6,694
Must have ran out of canvas.
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Male 3,076
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Male 2,549
I vant to pluck his chest hair...sloooowwwwllly.
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Male 3,058
Still Life With Sasquatch.
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Male 1,360
shoulder hair is not artistic!
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Female 126
That`s why this guy is spending all his time painting himself...he`s obviously not getting laid, like, ever. Oh god...ladies will run, not walk.
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Male 2,441
Yes that might clog the shower drains
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Male 224
Camouflage: You`re doing it wrong.
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Female 1,515
I think it`s cool minus the body hair :\
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Male 11,739
Not just creepy, disgusting too.
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Female 117
that`s gonna be a bitch to get off
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Male 407
fuuucking weird
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Male 2,402
Freaking wax job man. Wax job please!
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Male 1,815
So... hairy....
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Male 2,988
This is your body, now THIS is your body on bacon. Get the picture?
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Male 2,516
ewwwwww
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Male 598
i saw him at the human Body exhibit at the Pacific Science Center! You dont want to know what southern region of the body that hair came from...
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Male 142
stop abusing the word `literally`.
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Male 321
He forgot to paint on his nipples.

I guess his body stole all the hair from his head.
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Male 217
I used to get in trouble for playing with paint like that.
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Female 166
He looks like Lady Gagas beef dress.
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Male 1,054
in the absence of talent, some people rely on shock value
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Male 591
Interesting concept, but I think two-year-olds do it better.
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Female 30
i think it`s cool--without the hair.
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Male 559
A friend told me last week that "art was dead." I guess I didn`t fully understand her until I saw this. Nothing new, nothing pushed, nothing said. The very definition of bad art.
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Female 1,181
ok, yeah, he has paint all over him. the big deal is... what?
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Female 182
@penguinazul that was my first thought when i saw it
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Male 39,614
looks like Chewbaca after a food fight
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Male 126
"His chest hair looks like a giant mass of pubes."

Chest hairs ARE a giant mass of pubes...
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Female 855
the hair is the creepiest part. blech.
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Female 82
The most creepy part by far are those hairy ass shoulders *shudder*
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Male 531
Wow, creepy
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Female 470
His chest hair looks like a giant mass of pubes.
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Male 15,510
Its one of those life imitating art thing?
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Male 19
Where is the unsee button?
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Female 4,039
Creepiest thing about that is the shoulder pubes.
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Male 490
... eew, hair..
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Female 1,603
Link: Creepy Self Portrait, Literally [Pic] [Rate Link] - This self-portrait was done by artist Michael Platnic with acrylic.
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