Craigslist Ad: Motorcycle For Sale! [Pic]

Submitted by: mtlrx327 6 years ago Funny

But this is just no motorcycle for sale--this motorcycle has special powers over the opposite sex.
There are 39 comments:
Male 2,893
Dat a nice bike yo.
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Male 759
@ The Europeans,

He didn`t ask about road conditions in your country. He asked about power, and this bike is no Hayabusa. Gixxer 600`s are plenty fast (as I said in my post). However, the 600 is the smallest of the GSX-R family (750 & 1000 above it) not to mention all the other offerings in the 650+ sizes from companies like your European Ducati.

But thank you, you have proven to me that Europeans only use the internet to argue and complain about America. High five!
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Female 336
Yeah, that seller isn`t a douche or anything.
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Male 5,413
Haha I love how personal that is XD
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Female 2,674
*detaches vag from monitor*

Crap, I knew I should have taken out that piercing...
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Male 2,850
@lacishay

France =/= Europe.
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Female 120
I lived in France for 6 months. By "we actually have corners" they mean circular roads that lead to no where. Thus, any form of transportation is useless. No offense...
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Female 86
Epping is the next town over from me, this doesn`t surprise me at all.
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Female 3,828
lol i love these craigslist ones, keep em coming!
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Male 110
@number43
`It`s like one up from a starter bike, but that also depends on who built the bike. They`re still plenty fast but not racing bikes by any means. GSX-Rs are a dime a dozen though, even powder coated pink ones.`

Maybe in America where you only have straight lines. But in the rest of the world where cornering counts, a lot of 600s will out brake and out turn some 1000ccs
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Male 3,076
XD
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Male 2,850
@number43

"It`s like one up from a starter bike, but that also depends on who built the bike."

In "bigger is always better" America, that might be true. But in "we actually have corners" Europe, 600cc is a middleweight, and generally considered to be a good mix of power and agility.
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Male 493
Hahaha! That disclaimer is unbelievable.
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Male 759
"idk alot about bikes but aren`t 600s weak?"

It`s like one up from a starter bike, but that also depends on who built the bike. They`re still plenty fast but not racing bikes by any means. GSX-Rs are a dime a dozen though, even powder coated pink ones.
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Male 90
idk alot about bikes but aren`t 600s weak?
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Male 2,005
i lol`d at Heureux
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Male 928
600 LOL! that`s all I got to say about it.
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Male 416
Heureux ftw.
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Male 37
Thanks @Heureux. I didn`t have that image in my mind to begin with, but yeah...now I do. :P
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Male 1,054
This just conjures up a disgusting image - of genitalia ripping out through clothing and flying through the air, sticking to the bike in bloody, pulsing globs as the biker and it`s gore splattered demonic driver speed through some city, leaving mutilated, dying men and women in its wake.
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Female 5,222
XD
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Male 33
A jixxer selling for 5 grand? Way too high.
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Male 740
Typical douchebag description by a douchebag who would drive this rice burner
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Female 1,190
whoever said harleys are the only chickmagnets is wrooooong
If I see a guy on a sport bike I will stop what I`m doing and STARE
haha
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Male 2,868
"BZZZZZZZ...wrong. Harley`s are vagina magnets."

Implying that only one kind of motorcycle has vagina-attracting properties.
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Male 371
Vagina Magnets? how do they work?
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Male 115
that bike is sick. i would love to have a bike like that.
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Male 407
that is one sick bike tho
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Male 2,402
wrong......



Harley`s are the #1 bike in Hawaii among Asians and Polynesians
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Male 321
Harley`s attract white trash vagina.
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Male 2,402
BZZZZZZZ...wrong. Harley`s are vagina magnets.
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Male 633
$5000, cheap!
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Male 3,894
getting bored of this type of posting.
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Male 14,330
It attracts gay men because you have to ride around on it with your ass over your head.
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Male 84
I`ve found that steel balls work better at attracting magnetic vagina.
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Male 3,745
totally want that bike
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Male 25,416
wow thats marketing
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Female 245
Lmao ok man lay off the whacky weed!
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Female 42
Link: Craigslist Ad: Motorcycle For Sale! [Pic] [Rate Link] - But this is just no motorcycle for sale--this motorcycle has special powers over the opposite sex.
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