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Date: 02/10/11 01:01 PM

39 Responses to Craigslist Ad: Motorcycle For Sale! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of mtlrx327
    mtlrx327 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Link: Craigslist Ad: Motorcycle For Sale! - But this is just no motorcycle for sale--this motorcycle has special powers over the opposite sex.
  2. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    Lmao ok man lay off the whacky weed!
  3. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    wow thats marketing
  4. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    totally want that bike
  5. Profile photo of Neo20999
    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    I`ve found that steel balls work better at attracting magnetic vagina.
  6. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    It attracts gay men because you have to ride around on it with your ass over your head.
  7. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    getting bored of this type of posting.
  8. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    $5000, cheap!
  9. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    BZZZZZZZ...wrong. Harley`s are vagina magnets.
  10. Profile photo of ledouxrt
    ledouxrt Male 30-39
    321 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    Harley`s attract white trash vagina.
  11. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    wrong......



    Harley`s are the #1 bike in Hawaii among Asians and Polynesians
  12. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    that is one sick bike tho
  13. Profile photo of rx7_mastr
    rx7_mastr Male 13-17
    115 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    that bike is sick. i would love to have a bike like that.
  14. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    Vagina Magnets? how do they work?
  15. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    "BZZZZZZZ...wrong. Harley`s are vagina magnets."

    Implying that only one kind of motorcycle has vagina-attracting properties.
  16. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    whoever said harleys are the only chickmagnets is wrooooong
    If I see a guy on a sport bike I will stop what I`m doing and STARE
    haha
  17. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    Typical douchebag description by a douchebag who would drive this rice burner
  18. Profile photo of strangersdk
    strangersdk Male 18-29
    33 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    A jixxer selling for 5 grand? Way too high.
  19. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    XD
  20. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    This just conjures up a disgusting image - of genitalia ripping out through clothing and flying through the air, sticking to the bike in bloody, pulsing globs as the biker and it`s gore splattered demonic driver speed through some city, leaving mutilated, dying men and women in its wake.
  21. Profile photo of cshoo711
    cshoo711 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    Thanks @Heureux. I didn`t have that image in my mind to begin with, but yeah...now I do. :P
  22. Profile photo of Darkalen
    Darkalen Male 40-49
    411 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    Heureux ftw.
  23. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    600 LOL! that`s all I got to say about it.
  24. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    i lol`d at Heureux
  25. Profile photo of 5ofclubs
    5ofclubs Male 18-29
    90 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    idk alot about bikes but aren`t 600s weak?
  26. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    "idk alot about bikes but aren`t 600s weak?"

    It`s like one up from a starter bike, but that also depends on who built the bike. They`re still plenty fast but not racing bikes by any means. GSX-Rs are a dime a dozen though, even powder coated pink ones.
  27. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 12:56 am
    Hahaha! That disclaimer is unbelievable.
  28. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 1:51 am
    @number43

    "It`s like one up from a starter bike, but that also depends on who built the bike."

    In "bigger is always better" America, that might be true. But in "we actually have corners" Europe, 600cc is a middleweight, and generally considered to be a good mix of power and agility.
  29. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 2:16 am
    XD
  30. Profile photo of metalm0rgan
    metalm0rgan Male 18-29
    110 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 2:17 am
    @number43
    `It`s like one up from a starter bike, but that also depends on who built the bike. They`re still plenty fast but not racing bikes by any means. GSX-Rs are a dime a dozen though, even powder coated pink ones.`

    Maybe in America where you only have straight lines. But in the rest of the world where cornering counts, a lot of 600s will out brake and out turn some 1000ccs
  31. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 4:07 am
    lol i love these craigslist ones, keep em coming!
  32. Profile photo of whiskyginger
    whiskyginger Female 18-29
    86 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 5:25 am
    Epping is the next town over from me, this doesn`t surprise me at all.
  33. Profile photo of lacishay
    lacishay Female 18-29
    120 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 5:41 am
    I lived in France for 6 months. By "we actually have corners" they mean circular roads that lead to no where. Thus, any form of transportation is useless. No offense...
  34. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 5:46 am
    @lacishay

    France =/= Europe.
  35. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 8:14 am
    *detaches vag from monitor*

    Crap, I knew I should have taken out that piercing...
  36. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 9:44 am
    Haha I love how personal that is XD
  37. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    Yeah, that seller isn`t a douche or anything.
  38. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    February 12, 2011 at 1:41 am
    @ The Europeans,

    He didn`t ask about road conditions in your country. He asked about power, and this bike is no Hayabusa. Gixxer 600`s are plenty fast (as I said in my post). However, the 600 is the smallest of the GSX-R family (750 & 1000 above it) not to mention all the other offerings in the 650+ sizes from companies like your European Ducati.

    But thank you, you have proven to me that Europeans only use the internet to argue and complain about America. High five!
  39. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 12, 2011 at 7:24 am
    Dat a nice bike yo.

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