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Date: 02/04/11 09:54 AM

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  1. Profile photo of ffi
    ffi Female 18-29
    156 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Link: Confusing Christians Are Confusing - Anyone know what these signs even mean? Is it like the visual equivalent of speaking in tongues?
  2. Profile photo of MentalJargon
    MentalJargon Male 18-29
    37 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:02 am
    Think it`s supposed to say God`s Holy Spirit, drating retarded writing.
  3. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:05 am
    translation: `we are idiots`
  4. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:08 am
    Just so you know, the vast majority of actual Christians would not even consider this person a Christian.
  5. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:10 am
    What?
  6. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:12 am
    i think she`s trying to say something about the holy trinity. I thought that argument was settled 1700 years ago.
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    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:12 am
    Blasphemers against god`s whole "one" spirit. Want Jesus not to be THE god. I AM in us all.

    I think that makes it make a bit more sense. Maybe? Top part still has me though.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:14 am
    ????
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:16 am
    Who would have guessed there`s such a thing as illiterate Christians?
  10. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:16 am
    It plainly says "I believe in an invisible friend" how plain do thet need to be...
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:20 am
    Makes me want to transcribe parts of the Dr. Bronner`s label onto a car-sign (though that`s not so much fundamentalist Christian as it is a Unitarianish manifesto).
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:23 am
    this is the exact reason why im an atheist, i went to church and left confused, i figured i can make more sense if i make my own choices
  13. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:35 am
    Somebody has been dipping into the strychnine!
  14. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:41 am
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  15. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2211 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:50 am
    I`d bet good money that car is heading right for Wal-Mart...
  16. Profile photo of jen00384
    jen00384 Female 18-29
    230 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:55 am
    Que?
  17. Profile photo of YuliasAcups
    YuliasAcups Female 18-29
    69 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 11:11 am
    It makes more sense if you read it backwards.
  18. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 11:20 am
    "I`d bet good money that car is heading right for Wal-Mart..."

    too many races of people shop at walmart now for that too be a legitimate race joke...
  19. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 11:23 am
    god is inside my anus
  20. Profile photo of Dragonluna
    Dragonluna Female 13-17
    158 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 11:41 am
    "I AM IN US ALL" WHAT?!?
  21. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 11:41 am
  22. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 11:50 am
    DERP?
  23. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 11:55 am
    Looks like they just strung together a bunch of religious words and phrases randomly and called it a day.
  24. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    About the average intelligence of a christian.
  25. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!
  26. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    whole I spirit = holy spirit?
  27. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    I think that bumper sign may be a little large- surely that is illegal?
  28. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    wat?
  29. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    oldie but goodie?
  30. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    My problem with this is Jesus IS NOT God; he said was the SON OF God; there is a big difference.

    That and this twit needs grammar lessons in a really bad way.
  31. Profile photo of smidge47
    smidge47 Female 18-29
    39 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    Jesus was God - he embodied the spirit of God, hence the Holy Trinity, all of which are God. According to some denominations anyway, maybe others are different.
  32. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    Not in the fast lane?....Ironic indeed...
  33. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    BrimstoneOne you need to read the bible a little closer. Jesus is GOD and GOD is Jesus, and GOD is also the Holy Ghost. I think the idea was that GOD took a piece of himself and made it human.
    It`s all very confusing but GOD making himself and calling himself SON is also one of the favored joke points among atheists.
  34. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    This sign written written good isn`t jesus good.
  35. Profile photo of BoredIAm
    BoredIAm Male 18-29
    146 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    I am pretty certain that there aren`t any laws that prohibit schizophrenics from owning cars or having a driver`s licence. That is a picture of mental illness.
  36. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    remember the clover storypeople, the best way to define the trinity. one clover leaf had three parts. God in the christian sense is got the father, god th son and god the holy spirit.
    whatever. it`s a load of tosh anyways.
  37. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    Would be easier if it was in English
  38. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    Wow. What?!
  39. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    Haha @ Angelmassb
  40. Profile photo of schmemly
    schmemly Female 18-29
    80 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    I think, not sure, but I think the words aren`t permanently stuck down and somebody mixed them up. Kinda like the letters on a fast food sign.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    Washington, I thought you were better than that. I expect this kind of sh*t from Alabama, but not you.
  42. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    >>That is a picture of mental illness.

    Agreed. Barking mad.
  43. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    FLYING IS SPAGHETTI IN US ALL
    PIRATE FISH ISN`T US NOODLE US
    PASTAFARIAN
    MONSTER SPAGHETTI
    APPENDAGE I TOUCHED
    WANT FLYING TO
    NOT BE THE SPAGHETTI
    WWFSMD?
  44. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    I think he is trying to state "Oneness" with God, so he says I am in us all.... but he`s completely missing the point of Christian mysticism, God can be in all things because he`s wholly transcendent... So he misconstrued some delusion from that..

    I think he`s probably mentally ill and thinks that HE is God or something?
  45. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    wow...how bout an argument that makes sense religious fanatics?
  46. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    See? Who says religious nuts can`t be drug addicts too. Jesus and meth don`t mix, people.
  47. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    Need to see out your back window?

    Nah, gods got your six.
  48. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    @Rpossum
    ...Except that the trinity concept isn`t in the bible. It`s dogma.
  49. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    FLYING IS SPAGHETTI IN US ALL
    PIRATE FISH ISN`T US NOODLE US
    PASTAFARIAN
    MONSTER SPAGHETTI
    APPENDAGE I TOUCHED
    WANT FLYING TO
    NOT BE THE SPAGHETTI
    WWFSMD?
    LOL! Fulla win.
  50. Profile photo of BakedBrotato
    BakedBrotato Male 18-29
    47 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    JESUS LIVES WITHIN YOU
  51. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    you`d think if they want to send a message to people they could at least run it through a spell check first...er, grammar check i guess.
  52. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    ow my brain
  53. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    well thats just common sense.
  54. Profile photo of MurphyBed
    MurphyBed Female 18-29
    126 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    I`d follow them until they parked and then deface the poo out of that thing.
  55. Profile photo of valleybronco
    valleybronco Female 18-29
    93 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    oh god, it`s from my state. : P
  56. Profile photo of eybulldog5
    eybulldog5 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    Im pretty sure that:
    Whole I = Holy
    Fail
  57. Profile photo of Nageki
    Nageki Male 30-39
    110 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    OMG I think I`ve actually seen this car in the gas station I used to work at. They don`t know how to spell right and also are very opinionated. They`ve had stuff saying pretty much that anyone who isn`t them is going to hell, etc. etc. etc.
  58. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    I`m Christian and I don`t even know what the hell is going on.
  59. Profile photo of Jalajal
    Jalajal Male 18-29
    20 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    Holy crap! I always see this exact car on the highway. Saw a lady get into an accident reading this poo! Funniest thing ever
  60. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    I`m so confused.
  61. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    Give the car a ticket!
  62. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    Send this guy to Massachusetts, he`d get fines up the A$$... Having anything on your vehicle thats visually distracting is subject to fines in MA...
  63. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    I think this car should get run off the road.
  64. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 8:56 pm
    apparently he thinks god hates sentence structure.
  65. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    I feel like someone just bought a bunch of those word magnets, enlarged them and pasted them all over the car.
  66. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3775 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 11:37 pm
    reminds me of the old joke about 1000 monkeys working for 1000 years on 1000 typewriters--would they come up with shakespeare?

    apparently this guy`s got a lot of monkeys at home and its not been 1000 years yet.
  67. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    February 4, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    Some might see the bible as just as ludicrous.

    pssst, hey Adam, you want some knowledge?

    uhm what`s knowledge?

    Nevermind, I can help you learn about good and evil!

    what`s good and evil?

    Eat that fruit and you`ll know.

    I was told not to. I`m not allowed.

    How would you know what is right or wrong without knowing what right and wrong is? Eat it and judge for yourself.

    Ok dude. I guess I could blame that chick over there.
  68. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:18 am
    his license plate makes more sense
  69. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 6:53 am
    illiteracy really hurts your cause people
  70. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 7:37 am
    Not really Christian if he`s saying we all make up God.
  71. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 8:57 am
    ..you...what...are...we... ..a dethklok employee?
  72. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:08 am
    So, google translated from Spanish?
  73. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Typical Christian nut spouting non-sense. Gives regular Christians a bad name. Glad I don`t have to worry about it though, they can humiliate themselves all they want I suppose.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    The scariest thing is that this person managed to get a driver`s license.
  75. Profile photo of Tacit
    Tacit Male 18-29
    17 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    Maybe they really were far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  76. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    If you have taken mushrooms before it makes sense. It`s mentioning that Jesus is God is In us all. Meaning that god is not a separate entity in the sky or how religion views it. God is all of us combined and we are the ones that decides who lives and dies when we make decisions for war. We have to see that we are one to move on.
  77. Profile photo of DOR
    DOR Male 50-59
    93 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:21 pm
    Ah.
    I get it now.

    Pantheism.
  78. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 7:38 am
    Well ok then.
  79. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    Wut?
  80. Profile photo of wheresmyskul
    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    Well, sure...that`s right...uh...wait. What? Now that I can agree...umm...no. No? How`s that again? What exactly are you saying? Amen, brothe...wait...
  81. Profile photo of FCMXD
    FCMXD Male 18-29
    181 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    Yoda approves.

    Incorrect sentence structure must you use!

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