Confusing Christians Are Confusing [Pic]

Submitted by: ffi 6 years ago in Weird

Anyone know what these signs even mean? Is it like the visual equivalent of speaking in tongues?
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Male 181
Yoda approves.

Incorrect sentence structure must you use!
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Male 247
Well, sure...that`s right...uh...wait. What? Now that I can agree...umm...no. No? How`s that again? What exactly are you saying? Amen, brothe...wait...
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Female 1,264
Wut?
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Male 6,693
Well ok then.
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Male 93
Ah.
I get it now.

Pantheism.
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Male 2,579
If you have taken mushrooms before it makes sense. It`s mentioning that Jesus is God is In us all. Meaning that god is not a separate entity in the sky or how religion views it. God is all of us combined and we are the ones that decides who lives and dies when we make decisions for war. We have to see that we are one to move on.
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Male 17
Maybe they really were far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Male 4,680
The scariest thing is that this person managed to get a driver`s license.
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Male 2,988
Typical Christian nut spouting non-sense. Gives regular Christians a bad name. Glad I don`t have to worry about it though, they can humiliate themselves all they want I suppose.
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Male 1,815
So, google translated from Spanish?
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Male 2,591
..you...what...are...we... ..a dethklok employee?
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Female 290
Not really Christian if he`s saying we all make up God.
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Male 451
illiteracy really hurts your cause people
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Male 213
his license plate makes more sense
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Male 1,013
Some might see the bible as just as ludicrous.

pssst, hey Adam, you want some knowledge?

uhm what`s knowledge?

Nevermind, I can help you learn about good and evil!

what`s good and evil?

Eat that fruit and you`ll know.

I was told not to. I`m not allowed.

How would you know what is right or wrong without knowing what right and wrong is? Eat it and judge for yourself.

Ok dude. I guess I could blame that chick over there.
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Female 4,084
reminds me of the old joke about 1000 monkeys working for 1000 years on 1000 typewriters--would they come up with shakespeare?

apparently this guy`s got a lot of monkeys at home and its not been 1000 years yet.
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Female 255
I feel like someone just bought a bunch of those word magnets, enlarged them and pasted them all over the car.
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Female 2,927
apparently he thinks god hates sentence structure.
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Male 336
I think this car should get run off the road.
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Male 2,688
Send this guy to Massachusetts, he`d get fines up the A$$... Having anything on your vehicle thats visually distracting is subject to fines in MA...
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Male 25,416
Give the car a ticket!
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Female 9,572
I`m so confused.
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Male 20
Holy crap! I always see this exact car on the highway. Saw a lady get into an accident reading this poo! Funniest thing ever
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Male 3,060
I`m Christian and I don`t even know what the hell is going on.
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Male 110
OMG I think I`ve actually seen this car in the gas station I used to work at. They don`t know how to spell right and also are very opinionated. They`ve had stuff saying pretty much that anyone who isn`t them is going to hell, etc. etc. etc.
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Male 66
Im pretty sure that:
Whole I = Holy
Fail
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Female 93
oh god, it`s from my state. : P
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Female 126
I`d follow them until they parked and then deface the poo out of that thing.
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Male 589
well thats just common sense.
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Female 423
ow my brain
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Male 1,744
you`d think if they want to send a message to people they could at least run it through a spell check first...er, grammar check i guess.
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Male 47
JESUS LIVES WITHIN YOU
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Male 5,194
[quote]FLYING IS SPAGHETTI IN US ALL
PIRATE FISH ISN`T US NOODLE US
PASTAFARIAN
MONSTER SPAGHETTI
APPENDAGE I TOUCHED
WANT FLYING TO
NOT BE THE SPAGHETTI
WWFSMD?[/quote]
LOL! Fulla win.
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Male 1,547
@Rpossum
...Except that the trinity concept isn`t in the bible. It`s dogma.
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Male 2,220
Need to see out your back window?

Nah, gods got your six.
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Male 838
See? Who says religious nuts can`t be drug addicts too. Jesus and meth don`t mix, people.
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Male 3,915
wow...how bout an argument that makes sense religious fanatics?
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Male 815
I think he is trying to state "Oneness" with God, so he says I am in us all.... but he`s completely missing the point of Christian mysticism, God can be in all things because he`s wholly transcendent... So he misconstrued some delusion from that..

I think he`s probably mentally ill and thinks that HE is God or something?
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Male 881
FLYING IS SPAGHETTI IN US ALL
PIRATE FISH ISN`T US NOODLE US
PASTAFARIAN
MONSTER SPAGHETTI
APPENDAGE I TOUCHED
WANT FLYING TO
NOT BE THE SPAGHETTI
WWFSMD?
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Male 5,194
>>That is a picture of mental illness.

Agreed. Barking mad.
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Male 1,116
Washington, I thought you were better than that. I expect this kind of sh*t from Alabama, but not you.
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Female 80
I think, not sure, but I think the words aren`t permanently stuck down and somebody mixed them up. Kinda like the letters on a fast food sign.
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Female 494
Haha @ Angelmassb
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Female 494
Wow. What?!
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Male 15,510
Would be easier if it was in English
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Female 833
remember the clover storypeople, the best way to define the trinity. one clover leaf had three parts. God in the christian sense is got the father, god th son and god the holy spirit.
whatever. it`s a load of tosh anyways.
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Male 146
I am pretty certain that there aren`t any laws that prohibit schizophrenics from owning cars or having a driver`s licence. That is a picture of mental illness.
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Male 2,033
This sign written written good isn`t jesus good.
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Male 1,122
BrimstoneOne you need to read the bible a little closer. Jesus is GOD and GOD is Jesus, and GOD is also the Holy Ghost. I think the idea was that GOD took a piece of himself and made it human.
It`s all very confusing but GOD making himself and calling himself SON is also one of the favored joke points among atheists.
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Male 359
Not in the fast lane?....Ironic indeed...
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Female 39
Jesus was God - he embodied the spirit of God, hence the Holy Trinity, all of which are God. According to some denominations anyway, maybe others are different.
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Male 2,229
My problem with this is Jesus IS NOT God; he said was the SON OF God; there is a big difference.

That and this twit needs grammar lessons in a really bad way.
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Male 2,056
oldie but goodie?
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Male 605
wat?
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Female 8,052
I think that bumper sign may be a little large- surely that is illegal?
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Male 480
whole I spirit = holy spirit?
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Male 1,547
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!
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Male 2,796
About the average intelligence of a christian.
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Male 335
Looks like they just strung together a bunch of religious words and phrases randomly and called it a day.
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Male 6,737
DERP?
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Male 10,855
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Female 158
"I AM IN US ALL" WHAT?!?
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Male 1,378
god is inside my anus
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Male 3,745
"I`d bet good money that car is heading right for Wal-Mart..."

too many races of people shop at walmart now for that too be a legitimate race joke...
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Female 68
It makes more sense if you read it backwards.
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Female 229
Que?
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Male 2,669
I`d bet good money that car is heading right for Wal-Mart...
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Male 588
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Male 1,249
Somebody has been dipping into the strychnine!
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Male 794
this is the exact reason why im an atheist, i went to church and left confused, i figured i can make more sense if i make my own choices
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Male 2,868
Makes me want to transcribe parts of the Dr. Bronner`s label onto a car-sign (though that`s not so much fundamentalist Christian as it is a Unitarianish manifesto).
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Male 1,793
It plainly says "I believe in an invisible friend" how plain do thet need to be...
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Male 7,378
Who would have guessed there`s such a thing as illiterate Christians?
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Male 11,739
????
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Male 447
Blasphemers against god`s whole "one" spirit. Want Jesus not to be THE god. I AM in us all.

I think that makes it make a bit more sense. Maybe? Top part still has me though.
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Male 1,610
i think she`s trying to say something about the holy trinity. I thought that argument was settled 1700 years ago.
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Male 493
What?
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Male 2,690
Just so you know, the vast majority of actual Christians would not even consider this person a Christian.
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Male 1,292
translation: `we are idiots`
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Male 37
Think it`s supposed to say God`s Holy Spirit, drating retarded writing.
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Female 156
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