Cat Goes On Stealing Spree Whilst Neighbours Sleep

Submitted by: Grizzzzzzzzz 6 years ago Funny

Shoes, underwear, toy dinosaurs, this cat doesn"t care... he"s The Klepto Kitty.
There are 41 comments:
Male 418
if u just had let it go unnoticed, one day he`d have brought you something awesome
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Male 371
I love kibbies and all but I think it`s time to nail the pet door shut.
Unless you want someone less understanding to get a sack, a rock, and go find a swift river.
Besides, a lot of coyotes in California.
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Male 94
cats = suc... waaaaaitaminute
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Male 423
If only animals had vocal chords.
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Female 734
so you keep letting him out every night....?
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Female 4,039
Aw, my cats don`t bring me anything. And not seeing you know what = you know what here makes me :( LLPM!
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Female 491
Maybe this is why pmarren hates cats so much.
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Male 5,413
Meh
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Female 1,784
omg that was to funny. I did know a guy whoes cat would steal jewlrey.
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Male 3,076
@Angelmassb and that`s why cats are awesome, you don`t need to spend hours training them :-P
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Female 2,674
Oh this kitty is so cute, he would even steal pmarren`s heart. Hahah... oh no I didn`t.
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Male 15,510
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Male 37,888
This story is a complete fabrication.
It is a LIE!

How do I know it?

Fox News reported
it last week so it`s gotta be.
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Male 953
Gerry1of1 you the man :) keep the dream alive.

LONG LIVE PMARREN!!!!!!!!
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Female 107
@Lynexes123~

My best friend has 3 male cats that do this very thing. They steal stuff from her room all the time and hide it in the basement. She`s found shoes, hair accessories, cd`s, makeup, batteries, clothing, papers, keys...you name it.
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Male 405
Hmmmm.
This is good, but...
Nope, Dogs still > cats.
Although my old cat once stole an entire turkey from my neighbour`s house, we found him with it in the kitchen xD
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Female 255
Why, Oh, WHY are they keeping other people`s used underwear just because the cat brings them??? Here`s an idea! **Keep the kitty inside at night!**
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Male 4,004
"CNN beat IAB to the punch like a week ago."

Then go comment and submit crap on CNN.com and let those of us who don`t follow CNN, reddit, digg, fark enjoy our daily dose of internet.
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Female 961
Train him to be your unholy minion!!
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Female 27
Are you positively sure that Rusty is a male? I`ve been around cats for many years (more than I`m going to admit) and the only time I`ve seen a cat carrying something this way was a mama cat carrying a newborn kitten. Just wondering.
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Male 586
CNN beat IAB to the punch like a week ago.
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Female 646
my cat used to bring me geese.
doesn`t compare =[
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Female 1,144
LOL...This was great!!!Loved it..very funny..wow a cat theif lol..my mom has a cat that likes to steal from your purse lol
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Male 37,888
No, I am not pmaren (which is spelled with two `r`s by the way).

But I am chanelling his spirit to carry on his noble work.
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Male 5,194
That was hysterical! Funniest thing I`ve seen in ages.

Oh, and CATS > DOGS.
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Female 683
Why are people leaving their underwear outside?
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Male 577
That`s so awesome. The only thing that my cat brings me is dead birds.
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Female 71
i`ve been looking for that bra...
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Male 593
"I know how to deal with the problem. "

Mmmm, Chinese food!
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Male 1,231
A cat burglar-literally!
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Male 138
I wish my cats would do this lol.
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Male 5,013
OMG Gerry stop that!!!!! Are you the pmaren reincarnation?
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Male 25,416
As much as dogs are awesome, i would want a cat that could do that
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Male 1,051
Pshh This doesn`t even lift a paw compared to Pit Boss.
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Male 270
This is what happens when you get reincarnated as a Cat, and your last life was one of a Thief!!
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Male 4,004
They keep the stuff he steals from their NEIGHBOURS?

I would have taken that cat for a long drive, and would return solo.
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Male 965
That wasn`t a glove at the end, the stealing was just a gateway crime for. . .

murder!
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Male 37,888
I know how to deal with the problem.



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Female 1,435
haha thats so cute the way he waddles
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Female 1,148
HAHA. This is so great!
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Male 489
Link: Cat Goes On Stealing Spree Whilst Neighbours Sleep [Rate Link] - Shoes, underwear, toy dinosaurs, this cat doesn`t care... he`s The Klepto Kitty.
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