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Category: Games
Date: 02/19/11 08:20 AM

42 Responses to Burrito Bison

  1. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    Link: Burrito Bison - Launch Burrito Bison as far as you can and bounce on enemies to smash doors and escape the dreadful Candy Land!
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    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 8:27 am
    Awesome game. Only drawback is that like other throw games, there is nothing to do once you get everything. Great way to kill an hour though.
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 10:12 am
    It`s like a less fun version of Toss the Turtle.
  4. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7468 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 10:17 am
    really fun, i wasted about 20min of my life on it.
  5. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 11:05 am
    Yeah! beat it! best time 1:02
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 11:35 am
    I played this for more than an hour
  7. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Never knew the inside of a candy bag was this much fun.
  8. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    omg, that took forever to beat. You have to be going so freaking fast to actually break the glass!
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    Fun! Played this dumb thing for an hour.
  10. Profile photo of jabberwock83
    jabberwock83 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Anybody else hear the lyrics to the song as being
    "Brownie! A big brown brownie!"
    I suddenly want a brownie...
  11. Profile photo of TurkeyInButt
    TurkeyInButt Male 18-29
    101 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    big brown brownie?? sounds kind of nasty. Maybe you just want to take a dump.
  12. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    Well this game didn`t suck...woohoo
  13. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    i don`t typically like the games posted on here but i actually really enjoyed this
  14. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    My 2 year old even had a go!
  15. Profile photo of indians5150
    indians5150 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    WARNING - This game is a time warp! i just wasted 1:28 on this game
  16. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    1:41 to complete it. 1 HOUR forty one that is.. drating hell
  17. Profile photo of ThrillKill
    ThrillKill Male 18-29
    20 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    Decent dumb game..
  18. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4907 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    Finish!
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    1:17 to finish, fun game. :-)
  20. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    1:34:20
    damn nice gamn! XD
  21. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    Glad y`all enjoyed it, though it is a bit of day-eater (but surely that`s what saturdays are about!). I played through it, thought it was pretty sweet, thought I`d share it.

    Also, nice to get some non-physics games around this place for a change... I`ll keep an eye out for more in the future.
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    Max13007 Male 18-29
    200 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:07 am
    this took care of 1h34m of my day
  23. Profile photo of Elegy
    Elegy Male 13-17
    155 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:40 am
    1:14:00 exactly haha. fun as hell
  24. Profile photo of headseed
    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 10:55 am
    1:08:30
  25. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 11:32 am
    1:25:60 is my best. goodbye afternoon!
  26. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 11:44 am
    1:10 :B
  27. Profile photo of c3rv4
    c3rv4 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    This is so addictive!
    Finish with 01:26:80 =)
  28. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    There are loads of this kind of game around. They are kind of fun because of the progression factor. Just look on any Flash games site to find some more if you like this one.

    There are some Flash games now that are about on a par with some proper games from ~25 years ago. Flash games have improved a lot in the last few years.
  29. Profile photo of mocrules
    mocrules Male 18-29
    60 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    59:90! Fun game.

    http://img819.imageshack.us/i/burritobisonbestscore.jpg/
  30. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 8:39 am
    Nice photoshop there
  31. Profile photo of TBWRB
    TBWRB Male 18-29
    50 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 4:32 am
    That image isn`t photo shopped, the game displays your previous best and your current time even if your current is faster than your previous best
  32. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 11:18 am
    1:42:90
  33. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 8:15 am
    @tbwrb learn what a photoshopped pic is, before replying with something totally different.
  34. Profile photo of tintre1
    tintre1 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 8:52 am
    1:30:80 Oh Yeah!!!
  35. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 9:31 am
    1:11:90!!!
  36. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1045 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    1:22:30
  37. Profile photo of nestle02
    nestle02 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    1:07:70 Sweet !!
  38. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    0:59:10

  39. Profile photo of mocrules
    mocrules Male 18-29
    60 posts
    February 26, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    57:00 Flat!
    http://img143.imageshack.us/i/winnerwinnerchickendinn.jpg/
  40. Profile photo of mocrules
    mocrules Male 18-29
    60 posts
    February 27, 2011 at 10:29 am
    @tedgp: Not photoshopped. I just have no life.
    1) Max out in shop.
    2) Have to hit jawbreaker on launch
    3) Land on rocket after launch (pause and restart until you do)
    4) Get max speed as quickly as possible
    5) Maintain max speed through all three stages. If you hit a cop of the ground, restart.

    If you get top speed soon and maintain it throughout the stages, you will get under 1 minute easy. The trick is to regain lost speed once you break through the walls.
  41. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    1:03:70
  42. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 11:37 am
    Wow - Super fun game! Anyone else get those zeus-slams RIGHT as they`re going through the door?

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