Burrito Bison

Submitted by: davymid 6 years ago in Games

Launch Burrito Bison as far as you can and bounce on enemies to smash doors and escape the dreadful Candy Land!
There are 42 comments:
Male 3,631
Wow - Super fun game! Anyone else get those zeus-slams RIGHT as they`re going through the door?
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Male 443
1:03:70
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Male 60
@tedgp: Not photoshopped. I just have no life.
1) Max out in shop.
2) Have to hit jawbreaker on launch
3) Land on rocket after launch (pause and restart until you do)
4) Get max speed as quickly as possible
5) Maintain max speed through all three stages. If you hit a cop of the ground, restart.

If you get top speed soon and maintain it throughout the stages, you will get under 1 minute easy. The trick is to regain lost speed once you break through the walls.
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Male 304
0:59:10

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Male 3
1:07:70 Sweet !!
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Male 1,151
1:22:30
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Male 901
1:11:90!!!
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Female 4
1:30:80 Oh Yeah!!!
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Male 3,285
@tbwrb learn what a photoshopped pic is, before replying with something totally different.
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Female 2,695
1:42:90
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Male 50
That image isn`t photo shopped, the game displays your previous best and your current time even if your current is faster than your previous best
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Male 3,285
Nice photoshop there
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Male 60
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Male 12,365
There are loads of this kind of game around. They are kind of fun because of the progression factor. Just look on any Flash games site to find some more if you like this one.

There are some Flash games now that are about on a par with some proper games from ~25 years ago. Flash games have improved a lot in the last few years.
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Male 270
This is so addictive!
Finish with 01:26:80 =)
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Male 533
1:10 :B
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Male 694
1:25:60 is my best. goodbye afternoon!
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Male 370
1:08:30
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Male 155
1:14:00 exactly haha. fun as hell
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Male 200
this took care of 1h34m of my day
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Male 12,138
Glad y`all enjoyed it, though it is a bit of day-eater (but surely that`s what saturdays are about!). I played through it, thought it was pretty sweet, thought I`d share it.

Also, nice to get some non-physics games around this place for a change... I`ll keep an eye out for more in the future.
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Male 3,076
1:34:20
damn nice gamn! XD
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Male 17,512
1:17 to finish, fun game. :-)
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Male 5,141
Finish!
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Male 20
Decent dumb game..
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Male 1,237
1:41 to complete it. 1 HOUR forty one that is.. drating hell
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Male 47
WARNING - This game is a time warp! i just wasted 1:28 on this game
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Female 255
My 2 year old even had a go!
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Female 2,695
i don`t typically like the games posted on here but i actually really enjoyed this
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Male 4,004
Well this game didn`t suck...woohoo
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Male 101
big brown brownie?? sounds kind of nasty. Maybe you just want to take a dump.
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Male 120
Anybody else hear the lyrics to the song as being
"Brownie! A big brown brownie!"
I suddenly want a brownie...
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Male 5,194
Fun! Played this dumb thing for an hour.
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Male 737
omg, that took forever to beat. You have to be going so freaking fast to actually break the glass!
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Male 633
Never knew the inside of a candy bag was this much fun.
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Male 518
I played this for more than an hour
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Male 1,222
Yeah! beat it! best time 1:02
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Male 7,808
really fun, i wasted about 20min of my life on it.
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Male 1,548
It`s like a less fun version of Toss the Turtle.
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Male 648
Awesome game. Only drawback is that like other throw games, there is nothing to do once you get everything. Great way to kill an hour though.
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Male 12,138
Link: Burrito Bison [Rate Link] - Launch Burrito Bison as far as you can and bounce on enemies to smash doors and escape the dreadful Candy Land!
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