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Date: 02/14/11 02:46 PM

75 Responses to Best Valentine`s Day Gift Yet [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Rested
    Rested Male 18-29
    570 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Link: Best Valentine`s Day Gift Yet - Now this is the girl you marry.
  2. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    nah, im not 11 anymore

    cute though
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    She is a keeper
  4. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    That is the sexiest thing I`ve ever seen.
  5. Profile photo of Toribor
    Toribor Male 18-29
    133 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    Definitely go sith on this one.
  6. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    Sexiest lightsaber fight ever...
  7. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    That IS EPIC!!!!
  8. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    Hell... YEAH!
  9. Profile photo of Darkalen
    Darkalen Male 40-49
    403 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    All well and good as long as Lucas isn`t doing the writing...
  10. Profile photo of HoorayForJay
    HoorayForJay Male 18-29
    36 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    I haven`t even seen star wars and I already have a raging boner.
  11. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    I`d steal both and run outside giggling like a schoolgirl.
  12. Profile photo of HoorayForJay
    HoorayForJay Male 18-29
    36 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    @gorgack

    that is the gayest thing ive heard this week.
  13. Profile photo of ledouxrt
    ledouxrt Male 30-39
    321 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Typical girl, leaving a light saber on unattended. She`s going to burn the house down someday.
  14. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    This has successfully brightened up my sad lonely day.
  15. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    this... is... AWESOME!
  16. Profile photo of yanging
    yanging Male 18-29
    172 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    drat valentines day
  17. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    How do we know it was a girl who left it? It might be some poor misguided guy who just ruined his relationship by coming out of the nerd closet too soon.
  18. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    Hell... YEAH!
  19. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    BAAAAWWWWWWW
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    How do you know a woman left this for a man?
    I suspect it`s the other way around.

    Ladies, if your guy gave you this you might consider find an man instead of a boy.
  21. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    Hell... YEAH!
  22. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    Gerry i`ve leaved you a present in this previous post "Greatest Invention Known To Man?" so now you can`t say that is unfair to post just womens a.sses. XD
  23. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    If a guy did this for me, I`d stay with him forever. Way cooler than flowers could ever be. :D
  24. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    @El Chinche

    If your partner is going to leave you for being a nerd, doing it later in the relationship won`t save you...
  25. Profile photo of Maxables
    Maxables Male 70 & Over
    51 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    Haha! Lonely, bitter, cranky draters. Why are you so uncomfortable with being single?
  26. Profile photo of mrkleen
    mrkleen Male 40-49
    28 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    Caution: Fat sex approaching.
  27. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    20 bucks says 2 gay dudes have been fighting an epically gay battle all day today.
  28. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    "20 bucks says 2 gay dudes have been fighting an epically gay battle all day today".

    So this mean that 4 swords are involved not just 2.
  29. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    Seen something similar last year. Probably set up by the same fat, single loser again.
  30. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    Huh... If a girl did this for me, I`d definitely consider her a keeper.

    I would prefer the Nerf guns, though. I`m not that big of a Star Wars fan, but I love a damn good Nerf fight.
  31. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    I think if a girl did this for me I`d propose on the spot.
  32. Profile photo of serenesabine
    serenesabine Female 18-29
    18 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    It could be two dudes......
  33. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    if its a girl...I`LL marry her...i dont even care what she looks like...they always did say beauty is on the inside...
  34. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    definatly fat sex
  35. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    @tainteddeity.

    Yeah but if you shove your nerdish tendencies on your partner early in the relationship, that could ruin their opinion of you that could lead to some rough times in the relationship. (Assuming the partner in question isn`t a nerd themselves) That`s why when you start to date some one you always present the best things about yourself and slowly reveal your more unappealing traits after they`ve built up a good opinion of you.

    That`s why if you find some one who is willing to tolerate your most glaring flaws from the get go (I`m talking to you nerds) you hold to that person for dear life and lock that sh*t down.
  36. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    hope somebody brought a fan cuz its gunna get reeaall fat and sweaty up in here.
  37. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    I want those bathrobes.
  38. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    Those are actually vibrators.
  39. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    @keith2
    Those look like pretty small robes to be worn by fatties.
  40. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    Why is there assumption that this is guy-girl, girl-guy, even a guy-guy, but what if it`s a girl-girl thing going on, who`s to say.

    Why over analyze it, its cool.
  41. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    @keith2: Nice try. Most Star Wars fans are Liberals.
  42. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    Wow. That. Awesome.

    ._.
  43. Profile photo of Calithlin
    Calithlin Male 18-29
    40 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    thee`s a lot of random hate here...
  44. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:49 pm
    God why?
  45. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    @jtrebowski
    Star Wars doesn`t really have a political affiliation. Everyone is anti-fascist.

    Star Trek, however, where they live in a socialist paradise with no such thing as money and the only fighting is against metaphors for capitalists (Romulans), Religious zealots(Klingons), and Fascists(Borg), is Liberal.

    Also, Michael Moore makes up the fattie quota for all the vegan hippies.
  46. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    Where can I find a girl like this?
  47. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 7:16 pm
    Star Wars came out when? `76-`77?
  48. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    I bet the guy wrote this...
  49. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    "Everyone is anti-fascist." Except for fascists.
  50. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    "Also, Michael Moore makes up the fattie quota for all the vegan hippies."

    I can tell that you have some kind of thought you are trying to convey here, but I have no idea what it is.
  51. Profile photo of Magicant
    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    Who says it`s a girl? either of them?
  52. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    O.O I`d marry this girl.
  53. Profile photo of chimion
    chimion Male 18-29
    91 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    lol if it 2 dudes, they have their own swords
  54. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    Why is this so damned sexy?
  55. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    If the finder of this takes a lightsaber and goes upstairs, won`t they find the writer unarmed?
  56. Profile photo of lastapplepie
    lastapplepie Male 13-17
    49 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 11:51 pm
    its the man who got these he aint gnna hit her
  57. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 1:16 am
    Volsunga: I`m not sure your `star trek` analogy is entirely correct. Specifically, The capitalists would be the Ferengi, The communists would be the Borg, The Klingons live in a Religious Monarchy, The Romulans would be the fascists because of their treatment of the Remans, and The Vulcans are something all it`s own.

    As for the human `socialist paradise`, I believe it`s actually a meritocracy. Why because socialism needs to own the means of production, the fact that there would be free fusion energy, replicators to provide free food, clothing, and other material needs, free transportation, and free speech would make the notion of socialism as we know it, obsolete.
  58. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 2:11 am
    belunan, that`s what I was thinking, unless he/she comes home later
  59. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 3:32 am
    Thats how its done
  60. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 6:47 am
    I think we all know what the lightsabers are actually for.
  61. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 6:48 am
    Nice.
  62. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 8:09 am
    those are the biggest dildos i have ever seen
  63. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 8:41 am
    man, how do i find a girl like that
  64. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 8:44 am
    It`s either the girl you marry, or the bloke you don`t.
  65. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 8:49 am
    "If the finder of this takes a lightsaber and goes upstairs, won`t they find the writer unarmed?"

    And presumably nekkid.
  66. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:01 am
    what if it was some dudes dude roomate. that would be funny.
  67. Profile photo of Sgtsteal
    Sgtsteal Male 13-17
    26 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:48 am
    my girlfriend would totally do something like that! i mean LIKE this might not necessarily be star wars themed or it might. depends on her mood xD
  68. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:51 am
    s`like the other one that was posted.
  69. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    I wanna see scrubs again
  70. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    Guy: Oh ho! A lightsaber fight hmm... (takes lightsaber and goes upstairs)
    Girl: DIE JEDI SCUM! (knocks guy out with lightsaber) Happy Valentines Day :)
  71. Profile photo of cxherry
    cxherry Female 18-29
    41 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 9:17 pm
    I wish this is what I got for Valentine`s :(
  72. Profile photo of 5ofclubs
    5ofclubs Male 18-29
    90 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:30 pm
    wasn`t there one just like this with nerf guns or something. Maybe it`s the same person. It must get annoying having to come home and have a gun or a sword fight every god dam night.
  73. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 12:01 am
    Ah, If only someone had gotten this for me :(
  74. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    thats epic
  75. Profile photo of littlebaggie
    littlebaggie Female 18-29
    71 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 10:30 pm
    i don`t think there`s going to be any fighting if she is waiting upstairs with her lightsaber downstairs...

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