Best Valentine`s Day Gift Yet [Pic]

Submitted by: Rested 6 years ago Funny

Now this is the girl you marry.
There are 75 comments:
Female 71
i don`t think there`s going to be any fighting if she is waiting upstairs with her lightsaber downstairs...
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Male 531
thats epic
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Male 405
Ah, If only someone had gotten this for me :(
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Male 90
wasn`t there one just like this with nerf guns or something. Maybe it`s the same person. It must get annoying having to come home and have a gun or a sword fight every god dam night.
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Female 41
I wish this is what I got for Valentine`s :(
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Male 191
Guy: Oh ho! A lightsaber fight hmm... (takes lightsaber and goes upstairs)
Girl: DIE JEDI SCUM! (knocks guy out with lightsaber) Happy Valentines Day :)
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Male 1,222
I wanna see scrubs again
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Female 1,435
s`like the other one that was posted.
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Male 26
my girlfriend would totally do something like that! i mean LIKE this might not necessarily be star wars themed or it might. depends on her mood xD
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Male 426
what if it was some dudes dude roomate. that would be funny.
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Male 2,859
"If the finder of this takes a lightsaber and goes upstairs, won`t they find the writer unarmed?"

And presumably nekkid.
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Male 1,153
It`s either the girl you marry, or the bloke you don`t.
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Male 794
man, how do i find a girl like that
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Male 2,855
those are the biggest dildos i have ever seen
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Male 6,694
Nice.
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Male 341
I think we all know what the lightsabers are actually for.
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Male 25,416
Thats how its done
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Male 716
belunan, that`s what I was thinking, unless he/she comes home later
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Male 17,512
Volsunga: I`m not sure your `star trek` analogy is entirely correct. Specifically, The capitalists would be the Ferengi, The communists would be the Borg, The Klingons live in a Religious Monarchy, The Romulans would be the fascists because of their treatment of the Remans, and The Vulcans are something all it`s own.

As for the human `socialist paradise`, I believe it`s actually a meritocracy. Why because socialism needs to own the means of production, the fact that there would be free fusion energy, replicators to provide free food, clothing, and other material needs, free transportation, and free speech would make the notion of socialism as we know it, obsolete.
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Male 49
its the man who got these he aint gnna hit her
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Male 1,505
If the finder of this takes a lightsaber and goes upstairs, won`t they find the writer unarmed?
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Female 535
Why is this so damned sexy?
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Male 91
lol if it 2 dudes, they have their own swords
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Female 497
O.O I`d marry this girl.
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Female 277
Who says it`s a girl? either of them?
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Male 2,868
"Also, Michael Moore makes up the fattie quota for all the vegan hippies."

I can tell that you have some kind of thought you are trying to convey here, but I have no idea what it is.
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Male 2,868
"Everyone is anti-fascist." Except for fascists.
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Male 586
I bet the guy wrote this...
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Male 3,474
Star Wars came out when? `76-`77?
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Male 234
Where can I find a girl like this?
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Male 1,548
@jtrebowski
Star Wars doesn`t really have a political affiliation. Everyone is anti-fascist.

Star Trek, however, where they live in a socialist paradise with no such thing as money and the only fighting is against metaphors for capitalists (Romulans), Religious zealots(Klingons), and Fascists(Borg), is Liberal.

Also, Michael Moore makes up the fattie quota for all the vegan hippies.
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Male 476
God why?
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Male 40
thee`s a lot of random hate here...
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Male 506
Wow. That. Awesome.

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Male 3,364
@keith2: Nice try. Most Star Wars fans are Liberals.
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Male 2,229
Why is there assumption that this is guy-girl, girl-guy, even a guy-guy, but what if it`s a girl-girl thing going on, who`s to say.

Why over analyze it, its cool.
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Male 1,548
@keith2
Those look like pretty small robes to be worn by fatties.
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Male 469
Those are actually vibrators.
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Male 493
I want those bathrobes.
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Male 2,592
hope somebody brought a fan cuz its gunna get reeaall fat and sweaty up in here.
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Male 546
@tainteddeity.

Yeah but if you shove your nerdish tendencies on your partner early in the relationship, that could ruin their opinion of you that could lead to some rough times in the relationship. (Assuming the partner in question isn`t a nerd themselves) That`s why when you start to date some one you always present the best things about yourself and slowly reveal your more unappealing traits after they`ve built up a good opinion of you.

That`s why if you find some one who is willing to tolerate your most glaring flaws from the get go (I`m talking to you nerds) you hold to that person for dear life and lock that sh*t down.
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Male 721
definatly fat sex
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Male 3,745
if its a girl...I`LL marry her...i dont even care what she looks like...they always did say beauty is on the inside...
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Female 18
It could be two dudes......
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Male 2,121
I think if a girl did this for me I`d propose on the spot.
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Male 3,482
Huh... If a girl did this for me, I`d definitely consider her a keeper.

I would prefer the Nerf guns, though. I`m not that big of a Star Wars fan, but I love a damn good Nerf fight.
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Male 2,619
Seen something similar last year. Probably set up by the same fat, single loser again.
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Male 5,019
"20 bucks says 2 gay dudes have been fighting an epically gay battle all day today".

So this mean that 4 swords are involved not just 2.
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Male 928
20 bucks says 2 gay dudes have been fighting an epically gay battle all day today.
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Male 28
Caution: Fat sex approaching.
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Male 51
Haha! Lonely, bitter, cranky draters. Why are you so uncomfortable with being single?
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Male 848
@El Chinche

If your partner is going to leave you for being a nerd, doing it later in the relationship won`t save you...
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Female 362
If a guy did this for me, I`d stay with him forever. Way cooler than flowers could ever be. :D
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Male 5,019
Gerry i`ve leaved you a present in this previous post "Greatest Invention Known To Man?" so now you can`t say that is unfair to post just womens a.sses. XD
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Male 741
Hell... YEAH!
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Male 37,914
How do you know a woman left this for a man?
I suspect it`s the other way around.

Ladies, if your guy gave you this you might consider find an man instead of a boy.
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Male 1,931
BAAAAWWWWWWW
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Male 741
Hell... YEAH!
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Male 546
How do we know it was a girl who left it? It might be some poor misguided guy who just ruined his relationship by coming out of the nerd closet too soon.
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Male 172
drat valentines day
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Male 229
this... is... AWESOME!
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Male 2,841
This has successfully brightened up my sad lonely day.
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Male 321
Typical girl, leaving a light saber on unattended. She`s going to burn the house down someday.
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Male 36
@gorgack

that is the gayest thing ive heard this week.
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Male 4,680
I`d steal both and run outside giggling like a schoolgirl.
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Male 36
I haven`t even seen star wars and I already have a raging boner.
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Male 416
All well and good as long as Lucas isn`t doing the writing...
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Male 741
Hell... YEAH!
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Male 390
That IS EPIC!!!!
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Female 781
Sexiest lightsaber fight ever...
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Male 133
Definitely go sith on this one.
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Male 1,548
That is the sexiest thing I`ve ever seen.
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Male 15,510
She is a keeper
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Male 2,056
nah, im not 11 anymore

cute though
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Male 570
Link: Best Valentine`s Day Gift Yet [Pic] [Rate Link] - Now this is the girl you marry.
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