Bad-Ass Ninja Obliterates Milk Containers

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 6 years ago in Entertainment

Looks like a mall ninja, but could probably kill you in your sleep.
There are 134 comments:
Male 44
threw his sword in the ground. good luck finding any good swordsman that does that for no point. blade was blunt too.
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Female 1
fail.
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Male 110
Dude seems self taught. Swings a sword like a bat...
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Female 500
Any of you haters of Die Antwoord, beware. I will hunt you down.
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Male 67
Well that was ridicoulus..
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Female 430
The girl voice on this song reminds me of Bubbles from Powderpuff Girls.
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Male 371
WOW! This is a whole new flavor of fail.
Seriously, we need to make a new chart for this.
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Male 214
This guy`s hurting - and thats a friggin stupid ass song!
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Male 5,413
What a lame song...but...yeah. Kill them bottles.
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Male 36
What a Bell End!
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Male 1,360
this guy needs a sex life
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Male 21
He`s firing the bow wrong.
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Male 39,531
collegebound, [quote]"why the drat is there a hole in that guys crotch" [/quote]


All my other pants were dir... I mean, He`s a ninja, we don`t ask why.
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Male 127
F.Y.I. - The track is Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja. An interesting video. More can be found on their site dieantwoord.com. Love the accent ;-)
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Male 110
Bottles filled with water do not attack back. Also, if you can`t get them to stay standing, you don`t really know how to swing a sword right. Just my 2 cents.
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Male 3,745
also Gerry...

why the drat is there a hole in that guys crotch...
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Male 3,745
volsunga...i love you...
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Male 13
I guess "bad-ass" is a relative term these days...
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Male 39,531
@ Volsunga

!

Dude! I totally planned on doing the same joke next. - BIBLE!

You stole my joke = This is war!
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Male 1,008
ninja fail, i like his bbq set up tho
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Male 84
Also, looks like we know what Kleetus spends his welfare checks on - Bad music, Cola, and bitchin` Ninja Gear
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Male 84
I have that game on my iPhone. Looks like he`s a bit better at slashing Pepsi bottles than hitting the broad side of a mattress from 8 feet away with his bow and arrow.
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Male 586
Must be lactose intolerant.
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Male 109
so for the past 5 minute i watched some dude dressed up in riot gear beat the poo out of water bottles and fire off a couple of arrows....
this-v
"Footing is horrible and there`s no measure or restraint to any motion."
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Male 684
The shabbily presented skills were those of the Samurai, not the Ninja... Though Ninjas train in the same arts, they have other skills that make them distinct from the Samurai, non of those were displayed... Samurai=soldier Ninja=assassin/spy...
This guy never had a center, and has no idea how to flow, also it looked like he was training solely for crotch shots or fighting of the hordes of invading midgets...
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Male 602
"anyone can shoot a bow"

Tell that to the English Longbow men of the M.A. Or the person who invented the crossbow for the very reason that `anyone` can`t shoot a bow.

He wasn`t even using a full draw =\

On the plus side when he goes on a rampage, at least we won`t have a gun debate.
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Male 99
I love the rainbow-brite hilt.

The thing about using water is we see how fast he sped it up.

Footing is horrible and there`s no measure or restraint to any motion.
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Male 1,051
Future maniac.
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Male 36
anyone can cut bottles and shoot a bow. i`ll be impressed when he learns the bo-shuriken and kusarigama.
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Male 1,548
@Gerry1of1
That`s no ninja either

THIS is a ninja {see below}












































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Male 876
Now I know who to call on when the water bottle invasion is upon us.

The only mildly redeeming part of this video is the song by Die Antwoord.
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Male 126
Wow that guy drinks a lot of pop and does a lot of laundry.
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Female 178
The only good thing about this video is the song ^_^
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Male 39,531
He`s no ninja.


THIS is a ninja! {see below}



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Male 63
His mom is going to be pissed when she gets home...Chad is going to have to clean up the yard
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Male 2,855
doing that with a bat would have produced the same results
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Male 58
Backyard training camp... complete with BBQ weightlifting station/ weapon rack, and speaker box chopping block. Nice!
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Male 5,141
Clearly is not a real ninja cause i can see him.
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Male 946
Stupidest thing I`ve seen today.
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Male 1,182
i hope he recycled
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Male 177
this was stupid
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Male 794
oh so like stand around and swing at standing objects, his sword has suffered enough, and all i saw is that he knows how to put the sword cover back on in slow motion
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Male 14,331

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Male 37
Practicing kendo really makes me hate guys like this. That "sword" is not a bat or a sledgehammer so dont treat it like one. he should actually try Ninjutsu and not show off his "skills" he learned from richard harrison (google him if you don`t know who he is you`ll see what i mean").

The eletrical tape on the tsuka made me laugh, thats ment to be silk. So im guessing thats not anywhere near a genuine sword making it dangerous to use, theres a reason swords like that are called wallhangers there ment to be used a "decoration".
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Male 39,531
He`s no ninja.

Ninja cat is Ninja!


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Male 390
That poor sword.
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Male 51
It`s more like a really sharp bat or something. I was so pumped to see him go through those two liters with that different grip on the sword but, then he made me fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu with disappointment.
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Female 2,695
that has nothing to do with skill..
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Male 49
he aint delicate with the sword very aggresive
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Female 3,598
he looks like he`s swinging a baseball bat around.
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Male 2,552
Looks like SOMEone spent some of their kid`s college money on a sword and uniform.
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Female 857
Bored now....shoot him! heh heh heh
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Male 535
His mom is gonna be so pissed when she comes home and sees this mess.
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Male 801
Annoying song is annoying.
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Male 2,551
I wanted to say that he wasn`t great, but then I saw a few of his swings cutting through the bottles whilst leaving it still standing until the next swing. :P
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Male 440
If he drew the bow fully he might well penetrate the flimsy target board fully and risk injuring his next door neighbour`s visiting hookers (or whoever might be in his back yard (i`m hoping hookers)).
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Male 2,700
This dude is about as much ninja as a Samurai Power Ranger. The most insulting thing in this video is his baseball bat swings of the sword. No form, no true power, its the sharpness of the blad that is baddass not this dude. He cant even do a draw-cut. This guy seriously needs to learn the push-pull method of the propper swing. Push with the leading hand, pull with the trailing. This way you get a slicing motion, not a hacking motion like some douchebag in his gradnmother`s backyard cutting Tide containers.....




Oh, shyt, wait
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Male 168
And for the viewers in Germany (And maybe other states): http://tinyurl.com/4vb2j23 Here ya go!
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Male 2,004
if i had a sword i`d swing it like a fool too
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Male 25,417
yep, he is not a ninja, those skills are not elite1 BUT it does make sense why we recycle, to cater for his addiction
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Male 18
horrible archery skills. he didnt fully draw his bow once...cool costume though
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Male 93
He swings the kata as if it were a baseball bat, and has the slowest archery reload on record.

Pass.
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Male 311
I like how his badass black suit is completely compromised by the rainbow samurai sword-grip. That said - Jealous, I`d love to go crazy and do this kinda poo, replacing the bottles with this band
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Female 98
Marry me.
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Male 802
What`s up with the goggles and the samurai sword? I think maybe he watched too much GI Joe.
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Male 373
If he was in his underwear or something doing this crap i would rate it and leave a comment
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Male 303
I dont mind watching people making videos of themselves doing stuff, like this.
However, the person who made the title of this post is over exaggerating. Bad-ass? Obliterates?
Not even close.

I wont make fun of the kid.
Im making fun of the poster. (Matwix_2004)
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Female 1,435
anything can kill you in your sleep. you`re unconscious
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Male 25
I like it. Sure, he might not be a paragon of ninja skillz, but at least he`s out of the drating house doing something. Maybe if he keeps at it he can be really good someday- maybe if he has enough passion to get dudded up and make a video he has enough passion to pursue ways to improve his technique. Watching too many kung fu movies and swinging a stick in my backyard was what started me on the path to learning akido.
And for all the haters: lets see a video of your skills!
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Male 195
Such an operator. Maybe a leo.
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Male 196
That got boring after about 12 seconds, and the tinkerbell music didn`t help.
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Male 377
LOL.. nothing... NOTHING need be said but HAHAHAAA!
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Male 133
Laaaaaame. He has noooo skill at all. His just swinging at it.
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Male 10,440
Teach those plastic bottles who`s boss.
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Female 404
hope he`s recycling :/
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Male 139
we all need a hobby
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Male 2,593
This guy drinks a lot of soda
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Male 493
"Don`t **** with my gameboy or I`ll boost you" Hahaha. Lame ninja though. =(
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Male 35
This guy should recycle.
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Male 92
dude this is so sped up
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Male 2,988
i know have a new hero
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Male 306
....Now clean it up before your mom gets home!!!
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Male 79
i used to do that when i was a kid :D cept i used a stick
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Female 158
Leonardo?
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Male 2,690
Only half of this is halfway impressive. About as professional as the band that does this song. Can`t remember their names but I remember they`re from South Africa.
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Male 39,531
He will Never have a Girlfriend.
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Male 97
Pretty amateur compound bow skills. I`ve have no experience with swords so I can`t really comment on that except I don`t think they were make to be thrown like spears.
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Male 28
Someone has been watching a little too much GI Joe...
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Male 506
Swords are old, guns and eye gouges ftw!
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Male 23
Hes like the Gallagher of ninjas...XD
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Male 762
Spaz drinks a lot of soda.
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Male 360
die antwoord was the best part of this video.
(this twit should never have seen g.i. joe)
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Male 426
uhhhh... what an idiot. Great costume... no form... no skill... he`s a dumbass.
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Male 379
His parents are going to be mad when they see the mess in their back yard. Also why would a ninja have a compound bow?
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Male 546
One lonely, sad, sad, sad ninja
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Male 168
guy`s gonna hurt himself
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Male 3,631
I think the most epic part was when that girl (who obviously wants him for his sword) sings "I am your butterfly." That part strikes a chord with my masculinity deeper than any arrow can penetrate.
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Male 531
I bet hes got girls lined up...
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Female 269
Far too long for just some guy beating up soda bottles...
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Female 734
Anyone who respects their weapon would not keep putting it in the sheath wet. Also I think he`s out about $6 in bottle deposits.
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Male 2,551
cobrakiller - Yeah, I guess it must be.
The place I found it mentioned that, but I wasn`t sure if that`s what his sudonym was, or if they were calling him that.
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Male 75
good lord this song is ridiculous
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Male 901
lol, i just forwarded to the archery part. Soooo bad.
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Female 138
Manliest title ever.
I wonder what his neighbors thought when they looked out of their second story window and saw a ninja slashing up plastic bottles...
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Male 10,855
Wow the intense suckiness of the GI Joe movie really got to the GI Joe ninja(s).
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Male 901
Star wars kid lost weight, but he obviously did NOT learn his lesson from the first time.
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Male 26
Those are some Epic ninja skills...
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Male 52
What a dork... and no he isn`t good. awkward.
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Male 1,057
Knock over 6 soda bottles and beat them once they`re down? I can do that with a broom handle!!
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Male 1,598
Sweet costume. Crap skills.
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Male 7,808
oh my god! is that snakeeyes?

for real though, not very impressive.
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Male 257
what a drating loser
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Male 787
Actually he`s pretty good.
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Female 331
Just when my mind was healing the abysmal chasm of a infinite poo hole that this song and video caused when i first heard/watched it, you had to post it again iab. drat you.
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Male 37
. . . am I supposed to be impressed?
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Male 633
There was no way I could watch the whole thing.
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Male 38
"MOM! Do we have any more empty soda bottles?"

"You can have the empty laundry soap bottles, but you better clean up after yourself!"
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Male 8
His mom`s gonna be pissed when she gets home and see`s what he did to the back yard.
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Male 270
You can see he has no idea what he`s doing there xD
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Male 2,345
wow...the real 40 year old virgin in the flesh...
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Male 226
I really dislike this song.
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Male 2,229
more like wannabe ninja
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Male 430
I bet that`s his moms house.
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Male 176
more like mall ninja? I think nub ninja fits the description better.
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Male 2,402
Are you freaking kidding me? I`ve seen basic students here and in Japan would cut him before he gets his sword halfway out.
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Male 3,745
@SteelAtlas

win
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Male 15,510
Finally, he got his revenge against WATER
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Male 112
sum of it with the 2 liters was lame he was just smacking em around but the one where he cut it in half long ways was pretty cool and the ones where he cut the top off without moving the bottom. but he didnt even pull the compound bow back all the way on sum of those shots obvious not very experienced with it
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Male 267
"could probably kill you in your sleep". Is that really difficult? Hell, I could kill someone while they`re sleeping.
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Female 1,190
yeah, I wouldn`t show my face either...
not to say I wouldn`t go in the backyard and bust up some bottles, just saying that would NOT get put on youtube...
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Male 9
He could be hitting it with a baseball and get the same effect on most of those shots, he`s basically just bashing in the water bottles. stupid.... oh my gosh
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Male 47

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Male 515
were those old washing machines, and a fridge door?
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Male 2,551
Link: Bad-Ass Ninja Obliterates Milk Containers [Rate Link] - Looks like a mall ninja, but could probably kill you in your sleep.
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