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Date: 02/23/11 01:29 PM

42 Responses to Australian Sperm Donation Website [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Link: Australian Sperm Donation Website - That`s not a slogan, THIS is a slogan.
  2. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    Well, it`s true.
  3. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    so apt
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    "Nationally important job" True that too
  5. Profile photo of RFMITCH1
    RFMITCH1 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    The picture totally has his hand like hes jergin it.
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    And before you jump into the shopped wagon
  7. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    So true
  8. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    Genius.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36192 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    You got that right!


  10. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    haha Gerry that is Awesome.
  11. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    That thumb is his penis size
  12. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    THIS IS THE BEST ADVERTISEMENT FOR ANYTHING EVER :D
  13. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    haha "nationally important job"
  14. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    The thumbs up is one thing... wonder what he holds in the other hand?
  15. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    @Gerry1of1 HA! Penis!
  16. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    Hm.. Can`t argue with that.
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    Well its true
  18. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    So true
  19. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    At the possible risk of having little versions of me running around I`ll stick with selling plasma.
  20. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    Ahahahaha! Read the testimonials. What an upstanding bunch of guys! Not one of them doing it because they get paid to wank. Oh no. They just want to help!
  21. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    much more fun.
  22. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    I got an xbox 360 for masturbating! RESULT!
  23. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! ... Oi! Oi! OOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That`ll be 20 dollars please mate! :-D


    They need sperm donors to reproduce more, because dingos keep eating their babies. :-(
  24. Profile photo of Naitsirhc88
    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    391 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    SDA, Australian for beer money.
  25. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    That guy is hot!
  26. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    It`s hard to not be honest with this
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36192 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    so THAT`s why it`s called a Money Shot!
  28. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    his other hand.....
    cropped...
  29. Profile photo of Airfalco
    Airfalco Male 18-29
    34 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    Is that a blister on his thumb...? Did he fap that hard?
  30. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    "Ahahahaha! Read the testimonials. What an upstanding bunch of guys! Not one of them doing it because they get paid to wank. Oh no. They just want to help!"

    Actually guys dont get paid here to donate sperm, its apparently unethical to do it just for money, same as we dont get paid to donate blood, or for surrogacy ect.
  31. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    That thumb is usually brown.
  32. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    Ahahahaha! Read the testimonials. What an upstanding bunch of guys! Not one of them doing it because they get paid to wank. Oh no. They just want to help!

    dont get paid for it in australia, same with blood
    theory being that people will lie about there details to ensure that their blood/sperm would get taken if they are being paid for it
  33. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 10:58 pm
  • Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:22 am
    And sperm makes a much more satisfying sound when it splatters at the bottom of that plastic cup. Priceless.
  • Profile photo of JimboSlice
    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 6:30 am
    Simpsons quotes have become part of the human language now. "excellent"
  • Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 6:33 am
    I`d rather make a direct deposit.
  • Profile photo of dazza666
    dazza666 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 7:40 am
    @Jimboslice that`s not a Simpsons quote, it`s a quite famous Crocodie Dundee quote that the Simpsons quite famously ripped off.

    The original coming when Crocodile dundee and his new lady friend are mugged at night point. To which Dundee says

    "That`s not a knife, this is a knife"

    and pulls out a fecking great hunter knife and the mugger runs off scared.
  • Profile photo of dazza666
    dazza666 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 7:43 am
    Crocodile Dundee knifey spooney :-)

    The original in all it`s glory.
  • Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 7:57 am
    Fap !!!
  • Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 8:30 am
    Lol, I like how they put a sperm cell for the A, It makes this picture perfect in subject.
  • Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:37 am
    do beautiful people get paid more?
  • Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    Whats he doing with his other hand?

    Oh right...
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