Australian Sperm Donation Website [Pic]

Submitted by: Volsunga 6 years ago in Funny

That"s not a slogan, THIS is a slogan.
There are 42 comments:
Male 495
Whats he doing with his other hand?

Oh right...
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Male 1,153
do beautiful people get paid more?
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Male 958
Lol, I like how they put a sperm cell for the A, It makes this picture perfect in subject.
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Male 6,693
Fap !!!
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Male 27
Crocodile Dundee knifey spooney :-)

The original in all it`s glory.
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Male 27
@Jimboslice that`s not a Simpsons quote, it`s a quite famous Crocodie Dundee quote that the Simpsons quite famously ripped off.

The original coming when Crocodile dundee and his new lady friend are mugged at night point. To which Dundee says

"That`s not a knife, this is a knife"

and pulls out a fecking great hunter knife and the mugger runs off scared.
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Male 14,331
I`d rather make a direct deposit.
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Male 149
Simpsons quotes have become part of the human language now. "excellent"
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Female 235
And sperm makes a much more satisfying sound when it splatters at the bottom of that plastic cup. Priceless.
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Male 3,076
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Male 1,197
Ahahahaha! Read the testimonials. What an upstanding bunch of guys! Not one of them doing it because they get paid to wank. Oh no. They just want to help!

dont get paid for it in australia, same with blood
theory being that people will lie about there details to ensure that their blood/sperm would get taken if they are being paid for it
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Male 2,033
That thumb is usually brown.
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Female 437
"Ahahahaha! Read the testimonials. What an upstanding bunch of guys! Not one of them doing it because they get paid to wank. Oh no. They just want to help!"

Actually guys dont get paid here to donate sperm, its apparently unethical to do it just for money, same as we dont get paid to donate blood, or for surrogacy ect.
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Male 34
Is that a blister on his thumb...? Did he fap that hard?
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Male 628
his other hand.....
cropped...
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Male 39,881

so THAT`s why it`s called a Money Shot!
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Male 493
It`s hard to not be honest with this
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Female 1,478
That guy is hot!
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Male 394
SDA, Australian for beer money.
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Male 1,678
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! ... Oi! Oi! OOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That`ll be 20 dollars please mate! :-D


They need sperm donors to reproduce more, because dingos keep eating their babies. :-(
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Male 496
I got an xbox 360 for masturbating! RESULT!
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Female 4,408
much more fun.
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Male 4,290
Ahahahaha! Read the testimonials. What an upstanding bunch of guys! Not one of them doing it because they get paid to wank. Oh no. They just want to help!
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Male 639
At the possible risk of having little versions of me running around I`ll stick with selling plasma.
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Male 10,855
So true
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Male 25,416
Well its true
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Male 1,341
Hm.. Can`t argue with that.
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Male 1,598
@Gerry1of1 HA! Penis!
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Male 1,010
The thumbs up is one thing... wonder what he holds in the other hand?
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Female 3,598
haha "nationally important job"
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Male 405
THIS IS THE BEST ADVERTISEMENT FOR ANYTHING EVER :D
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Male 2,145
That thumb is his penis size
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Male 1,587
haha Gerry that is Awesome.
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Male 39,881

You got that right!


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Male 328
Genius.
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Male 10,855
So true
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Male 15,510
And before you jump into the shopped wagon
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Male 121
The picture totally has his hand like hes jergin it.
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Male 15,510
"Nationally important job" True that too
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Male 1,347
so apt
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Male 2,034
Well, it`s true.
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Male 1,547
Link: Australian Sperm Donation Website [Pic] [Rate Link] - That`s not a slogan, THIS is a slogan.
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